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SeanT21:
hmmm no, thats wickedness but my Big Brother ones Pee in my little brother mouth.

Ur brother own pass wicked o. gross

Have a blessed day.

you dey Ado-ekiti for real??

spikedcylinder:
Kokoye, I look like a monkey o. Hope your friends don't mind? Besides, do they have your "I love my family" genes?

spiky, monkey no fine but in mama like am.

But wait, se I tell you say dem fine ni??

I'm sure I did not _kidding

Did any of you ever pee into a classmate's cup and watched them drink it thinking it was water??

'Real men love Jesus'

@ post

I dey go shit

asko

The guy proposed to his belewu girl on April fool's day - was mean to be a joke o.

Foolish guy, theyre married today with 2 kids!

Beat this:

I don shit for bodi b4 for high school

when I no quick find clean toilet nko?

@ Godass

I'll get you the URL.

Classics in Yoruba = Ogbontarigi, ogunnagbongbo

I don dey craze o. for real

@ skywalk.

It's just hard to believe that you could open ur hair and pull out a lice just like that - were you breeding them??

I bow for you o.!!!

In my 3rd yr of high school, I came home with a report card of 17% in Math. My dad beat me all around the house and I was also very shamed of myself.

I started avoiding shortcuts to fix math problems and spent more time on my assignments and asked quesdtions when necessary. In other words, I forced myself to face my fear of Math. I deliberately started taking addional math (or further math) classes and this made the mornal one a lot easier.  I had in A1 in Math (WAEC) and a C4 in additional math. Even the additional math teacher couldnt believe it - he always called me out in class to let everyone know my dad was wasting his money on me where complex math was concerned. Thank God I can now boast of a bachelors degree in Nuclear Physics and a Masters degree in Telecommunications.

So, it's all about realising ur problem and facing it head-on. Force yourself to love it then practise like ur life depended on it.

Good luck.

skywalk:
In my jss 1, i had lice, there was this mean senior, one day she asked me to brush out her hair, as i was doing it, my scalp startin iching as i was scraching i got hold of a lice, i parted her hair nd placed the lice on her scalp.

Liar liar

what does that mean?

yea right.

The share comment was for Moyola anyway

stillwater:
IThe most funniest thing was that I wasn't even up to five feet

Esu kekere ode
Owo o tori
Toromagbe

asejire

itawure

oboda

oniyarin

go on. Share

we wrote a fake love letter from a guy to a girl he really couldnt stand during high school. The girl fell for it and went to meet this guy during lunchtime so the guy could buy her lunch (that was the way back then to show that she wanted him too).

We stood at some distance watching when she went to meet him and the guy, already pissed that she was walking towards him and was like 'Can I help you?' with a mean and disgusting look.

The sorry girl turned around, saw us all and immediately knew it was a setup.

E-M-B-A-R-R-A-S-S-I-N-G!!

We were playing soccer on the filed one day when we noticed some palm wine tapper had left his bike and climbed up a tree to go get pami. Afriend got on the bike and started riding around the field - Come and see as the man on the tree was screaming like a goat about to be slaughtered - he couldnt easily get down the palm wine tree so all he could do was scream at tthe guy on the bike.

we laff tire.

Na wah oooooooooooooo

I fear for you ladies!!!

There was a valley at the back of some girls' secondary school where they all used to go n commit attrocities. I once watched a some girl fight where they stripped themsleves naked and one of them beat the other to pulp then she poured sand into her mouth.

This evil genius lives in Baltimore as I speak - I sabi her very well

mean bastards

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Life!!

you and who? ur name don turn to spiky again?

Anyways, for real o. I have two very eligible Bachelors : one is a geologist with Halliburton (houston) and the other is a medical doctor in mississippi.

both Naijas and Yorubas - and searching too.

yup. kids will always be kids.

na spiky, you could not have met this cousin of mine - she left Akure in 1992. I used to go there every visiting day back then

A couple of use used to squat under the table and show each other our privates back in primary school. think it was myslef, some other guy and two girls.

I saw one of the girls several years later and she was too shy to talk to me and so was I.

I guess the memories came rushing right back.

what yr did you leave akure? had a close cousin that went to akure as well so I know a whole bunch of her friends.

She went to primary school in switzerland, started secondary school in akure, can home for the holidays and was chasing snakes all over the place - she said she used to sleep with them back in that ur akure school

I got an applause at the time (80s) - cos the guy was mean to everyone in class. had this rubberband that he used to terrorize us with.

But like I said, All is well.

I live in Ugborikoko Local govt in Warri. Una go fit come drop am?

I'm not proud of this but I once left a biro (pen) upright on a chair so some guy could sit on it.

All is well

Bomodeoku

Iganna

Iwajowa

Oriloko

yes o

This was way back in the late 80s though.

That man was tough sha. Once killed all of his son's rabbits to get back at the son.

He's dead now, was a king in some Edo state town - aghenebone or soemthing