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CelebritiesRe: Mike Ezuronye's 31'st Birthday Party Pictures by kokoye(m): 2:49pm On Sep 25, 2013
AY's head took over the first picture ..notoriously B.I.G head.

dang!
CareerRe: Faces At Jarushub Career Conference by kokoye(m): 8:51pm On Sep 24, 2013
Castos: u were just there snapping and thinking of how to make a front-page on NL
I'm sure your public school teachers taught you how to read ..you just refuse to put it to use.
Nairaland GeneralRe: When Was The Last Time You Had N5 In Your Wallet? How Did You Spend It? by kokoye(m): 6:08pm On Sep 24, 2013
offering in church .....?
Car TalkRe: Why Did Nigeria Change From Righthand Drive To Lefthand Drive? by kokoye(m): 2:54pm On Sep 24, 2013
Because it made more sense at the time...and even now?

maybe
FamilyRe: Lamentations Of A Nigerian!!! by kokoye(m): 6:27pm On Sep 23, 2013
Adrenaline123: In terms of development nigeria/africa will develope just a matter of time.
When exactly?

I read this exact line in some 1962 publication....just like 'end time tinz'
FamilyRe: Are Men Obsessed With 'Plenty Of Fish In The Sea' Idea? by kokoye(m): 4:54pm On Sep 23, 2013
It's not an obsession.

It is a fact.

But what do yo do with the knowledge of it? ...that IS the question.
FamilyIs It Daughters / Kids Day? by kokoye(op): 4:52pm On Sep 23, 2013
Is it daughters day on Nairaland?

FamilyRe: Developing A Good Single Father – Daughter Relationship by kokoye(m): 4:48pm On Sep 23, 2013
Kanwulia: There must be other females in the home o! No little girl should be left with a NIGERIAN man o!

Shinnnnekeeeee!!!! grin
...says an abuser ..with a dirty mind of course.
Car TalkRe: My Road Trip From Lagos To Ibadan. Pictures! by kokoye(m): 4:41pm On Sep 23, 2013
@ op

almost 4 hours on the road - that's what you get for travelling on a weekend.

I went to ibadan from lagos in March on a friday and lekki to ibadan took us less than 2 hours. fact!

I returned to lagos on Monday and the trip back to lekki took less than 3 hours.


Plan wisely next time....and dont drive and snap!
Car TalkRe: I’ve Sold 30 Stolen Vehicles – Engineer by kokoye(m): 3:14pm On Sep 23, 2013
He's doing his part to help the economy....no be so?
RomanceRe: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by kokoye(m): 4:48pm On Sep 13, 2013
At least men have a heart and try to provide a soft landing..even if its a lie.

Women on the other hand...hmm....leave story.
FoodRe: Pepsi Or Coke: Which Do You Prefer? by kokoye(m): 9:14pm On Sep 12, 2013
who cares

na both caffeine..
CelebritiesRe: Vic .O Wants Genevieve Nnaji Because She Is Pretty & Sexy by kokoye(m): 5:43pm On Sep 12, 2013
He might be exactly what she wants. This is why a lot of these ladies reamin single ...because they're always trying to live to the expectations of so-called fans who have no clue of what exactly makes them happy.

Y'all be suprised IF they start shaggging behind your bags.
TV/MoviesRe: Saka And Don Jazzy On MTN Songstar Commercial by kokoye(m): 6:34pm On Sep 11, 2013
"A man's talent will open doors for him"

Surely.
Christianity EtcRe: Nigerian Naira Is Full Of Masonic Symbols by kokoye(m): 6:46pm On Sep 10, 2013
@ poster,

If you want, you will find 'masonic' and 'illuminati' symbols EVERYWHERE....even in your name, hair, eyes, nose, torso.

CRAP.

Life is what you make of it.
FashionRe: Nigerian Female Hairstyle In The Sixties by kokoye(m): 4:31pm On Sep 05, 2013
Based on the name calling nowadays, all of them must have been illuminati members
RomanceRe: The Curse Of The " Ex" by kokoye(m): 6:35pm On Sep 04, 2013
poshdiva: Its the curse of the ex. I remember telling my ex the same thing. He would be finalizing his divorce this year after 9 months of marriage.
And this makes you happy??
FashionRe: Boys Use Tyres To Make Sandals by kokoye(m): 8:03pm On Sep 03, 2013
This used to be very cool back in the 90s - tyre soles with black cloth shoes ..very cool ..had nothing at all to do with poverty.

I'm surprised people are freaking out here..

If you went to U.I ..you must remember bros Folly at Agbowo. Made a bunch of those things.

I'm old ...confirmed.
Christianity EtcRe: The Lie "We" Preached From The Pulpit.... by kokoye(m): 9:09pm On Aug 29, 2013
infonubia: I attend Dominion International Center
We attend the same church. ..wow

Have you decided on what service to attend..the first or second?
HealthRe: Easy Homemade Mosquito Trap by kokoye(m): 2:49am On Aug 29, 2013
Person never see yeast and sugar chop, you dey talk say make we give yanmuyanmu.

I sure say naija mosquitoes smart pass that one sha...those guys turn off the fan so they can feast on your blood.
Nairaland GeneralRe: High Death Rate On The Lekki Expressway by kokoye(m): 2:41am On Aug 29, 2013
Yoshi-Master:
.... all the roundabouts should be done away with, and in their places, there should be traffic lights installed.
Traffic lights to replace roundabouts on a so-called expressway?? same dumb idea..sorry
Christianity EtcRe: COZA Members Ask Pastor Biodun To Tell The Truth About The Sex Scandal by kokoye(m): 5:00pm On Aug 27, 2013
Stegomiah: ...."The truth is that members of the church will support their pastor. The girl will be at the receiving end even if she is telling the truth. That's Africa for you....
This sums it all up.

We have replaced God with pastors.

We forget pastors are human like us.

We dont expect them to misbehave since we have equalled them as 'gods'

Some of these pastors know this and capitalize on it - the quickly remind you to 'touch not my annointed' or 'Judge not'

Who is not annointed.

Pastors fall short too ...dont freak out when they do. You make things hard for them when they misbehave because they know what you expect from them. So..they keep quiet because they know they can get away with it.

Pastors should answerable to you - they collect your tithes and offerings..literarily!

In the eyes of God, we are all equal. "Man of God" is man-made.

God help us all.
Christianity EtcRe: A different View on COZA Sex Scandal by kokoye(m): 6:37pm On Aug 26, 2013
Even the oyinbo man who sold you this religion does not think like this.

smh.

In God's eyes, we are all equal. "Man of God" is purely man-made.

Same way a pastor slapped a little girl and some called it a spiritual slap...as it if didnt hurt

What is the difference between us and fanatics or terrorists??

God gave us free will and eyes of understanding...it is up to us to open them.

God is truly laughing at us.
Science/TechnologyRe: Man Snatched By A Crocodile In Australia by kokoye(m): 5:19pm On Aug 26, 2013
He saw fire and jumped inside for show. An adult o

No pity at all for him.
HealthRe: Woman Swallows Tapeworm To Lose Weight by kokoye(m): 5:16pm On Aug 26, 2013
I hope the worm leaves the flash alone but gnashes, bites and tear and the female's organs - anus and all. angry
HealthRe: Doctor Claims Corpses Could Be Revived 24-hours After Death by kokoye(m): 5:14pm On Aug 26, 2013
If you can be revived, it means you were never completely dead in the first plase.

You be Jesus?
Christianity EtcRe: Pope Benedict Left After ‘A Mystical Experience’ by kokoye(m): 3:41pm On Aug 22, 2013
ledafaze: How I wish presidents can act like this man. Knowing his rule was not too good, he had to leave for someone else...

Other pastor's please note:

It is not your work... It is God's work!
Sorry but nowadays, it is the pastors' "business".

The poorest church rat now drives a bentley
FashionRe: Asha Mandela With 55-ft Long Dreadlock Hair (PICTURES) by kokoye(m): 3:33pm On Aug 22, 2013
Illuminati tinz

Yes, I said it

grin
TV/MoviesRe: News-Anchor’s Daughter Interrupts Live Broadcast by kokoye(m): 2:44pm On Aug 22, 2013
The daughter shouldnt have had that kind of easy access to the news desk.
PoliticsRe: FG To Commission 7 Power Plants, 150 Sub-stations, Says Minister by kokoye(m): 2:37pm On Aug 22, 2013
This same news was reported verbatim 5 years ago.

yea..keep feeding their hopes.
PoliticsRe: Egbin Power Plant Restored Back To Full Capacity by kokoye(m): 2:35pm On Aug 22, 2013
This same news was reported verbatim 5 years ago.

yea..keep feeding their hopes.

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