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The evil that women do will continue to chase them all over the world.

keep on laughing. wicked people.

na serious matter una dey take dey laff so.

Some girl told me she was pregnant for me - I cried no be small.

She called the lab right in my prescence and I could hear the other side tellign her about positive result - didnt know it was for another test she went for.

she sef come begin dey cry and it made it so real to me.

idiot girl - she went to bathroom and came out laughing at me.

I begin dey use condom kiakia

Did it a lot back i the days and it was fun too. especially the excitement of meeting the person. This was in the late 90s so most of the pople who had internet access back then in Lagos were the priviledged

at times it's all good and at times the person go wowo no be small. Not that they are terrible but most people post their best pics online so u get kinda dissapointed when you see the real deal.

So whenever we planned to finally meet, I made sure I was always at a vantage point where I could see the lady b4 she saw me - so I could take off incase she was a wowo di wowo.

I love you

Daily life of Kokoye at work

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wifey's phone: grin grin

Kokoye: wat's up

wifey: nothing. wat u up to

kokoye: work

wifey: so, what's happening?

kokoye: i'm busy

wifey: alright. bye
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wifey's phone: grin grin

Kokoye: hello!!

wifey: why didnt you talk to me when i called the last time

kokoye: cos am at work

wifey: am at work too. so??

kokoye: but i'm busy. maybe ur not

wifey: whatever. bye
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wifey's phone: grin grin

Kokoye: ,

wifey: u sure ur ok?

kokoye: sigh. yea. u nko?

wifey: talk to me now

kokoye: I'm busy!! i'll call you during lunch

wifey: bye
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wifey's phone: grin grin

Kokoye: !!

wifey: what u having for lunch

kokoye: dunno

wifey: go get some salad now. forgot, I should have packed food for you

kokoye: depends. i might go to the african store to get some suya.

wifey: na wah o. with all the meat you eat at home. dont start saying I'm the one making you fat o.

kokoye: whatever. bye.
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wifey's phone: grin grin

Kokoye: hello

wifey: sebi u said you will call during lunch ni?

kokoye: still busy. will call once i'm free

wifey: ok. bye
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wifey's phone: grin grin

Kokoye: wat!!

wifey: i'm in the rest room

kokoye: ? ok what now. ur disturbing me

wifey: bye jo!
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titilaelae:
Mooyo obee! Olomode kii da be, kote olora obe!!!

O nyo-butter, fine bread!!!

Emtea tutu (e mu tea tutu)

Olupoki-poki, aporo epa'Jebu! O ko gono, o pa mabe, o o le teyawo e kanle, aporo orijina re!

Ogun omode nto le re. Risika nto'le, Rashidi ntoo le, e ma gbaun ti o da laaye!

Oyin ladun osan. Ajase leleyi o, fine agbalumo

wow titilaelae!!! I am tripping for you right now!! moyika otun o, moyika osi, owo mi ree

straight from the motherland

nice one

I wish I did not know what ur saying is the right way to go about it, but I do.

Like you rightly said, it is not easy watching ur baby cry especially when ur tired plus the wifey and mother wont agree easily to this plan.

but I guess we gotta do it somehow.

Thanks a bunch

How do we in God's name ween him of it and still be able to sleep well??

He does not use it during the day but will not sleep without it despite the fact that he's tired and sleepy - just becomes very cranky.

Another thing I noticed is that when he's sleeping without it and you prepare to give it to him, he automatically opens his mouth in expectation like he knows what ur about to do! funny. And when it drops from his mouth in the middle of the night, he starts crying in an annoying manner - like every 5mins.

It's hard to ignore his cries cos we're already very tired and still have to get up early to go to work the next day.
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Reasonable suggestions will be rewarded.

Fox news is the only place where he can get devoted extremists and liars like himself.

that was funny. I no blame the guy now- those kids can make you grow bald quick quick. But I dont do that though, I try to wear out my child during the day by playing rough with him so he can go to bed early and sleep all night.

'relax' or 'sorry' about whatever

http://www.glennbeck.com/content/tv/

Tell me something new!

Like anyone ever watched him on CNN!!

ibkaye:
Just thank God that oko mii has all of the above

ibkaye you have started again o! Please put ami on the 'oko' for clarification purposes.

Wait, where's the location : the western world or a poor / corrupt african nation?  cos the answer might depend on the location o.

A lady in a western world might go for items other than wealth but a lady in a poor nation needs to eat first and so will go for wealth first of all. _{dont blame her}

You need help and intervention.

keep on venting - acting like a republican!!

you better lighten up b4 u get a heart attack

I feel some bitterness and loneliness here.

peace & love

whatever90:
kokoye ,no matter what u post here ,i will disagree wt u ,men get irritated and takes a womans love for granted when shes gives them d suffocating pampering and cares

that i know for sure,nothing will change it

I aint trying to change ur kind - that's not my business.

- and part of being a good wife is knowing when to pamper your man and when to let him be.

Your stand and views just let me appreciate my wife and thank God for giving me such a sweet lady. She is my rock.


Goodluck to you and ur partner.

You dont have to kiss but when you do, pls do it right and be cautious especially the very first time. Try to find out what ur partner likes - no harm in talking about it.

whatever90:
like i said men r babies,as long as u don't over treat them like d babies they r,then its alright,but u over treating them,over pampering them,makes them misbehave smtimes,and take ur love,cares,loves and everything for granted

believe me,men r good at taking women's love for granted

Do not generalise please.

I am a man, enjoy being over pampered by my wife (I respond in kind) and it will keep us happily married forever.

Advice for you whatever90, don't think (or let ur man think) ur doing him a favour when you pamper him, because then he just might take you for granted.

there's this girl that was always biting my tongue when we started at it - dont blame her cos her past bfs might have loved it.

But I hated it - so I took to my heels.

So yea, it's a big deal.

Every man is unique - what works for sistawoman might not work for other married women - but Yes, she has listed most of the basic things that a RESPONSIBLE man will love and appreciate in a wife.

But unfortunately, not all men (and women) are responsible - some will see ur good deeds, take it for a weakness and then start taking you for granted. Some did not experience the full joys of being a single man, start maiking money after they get married and suddenly decide they want to experience what they missed out on while being single despite the fact that they have a loving wife. Others are just simply greedy and dogs.

So be careful not to apply the same formula to every man and marriage. You need to study who ur dealing with well b4 you become a couple.

@ post.

Why not? I aint intested in her money. [s]except it is blocking the way to the 'channel' I so much crave[/s].

spikedcylinder:
Ask Kokoye.

Spiky!! kini mo se fun e I thot we was buddies o!!

@ poster

There's this yoruba joke of a maquerade who saw a Mark-4 gun pointed at him and immediatelly too to his heels - people were surprised that a 'spiritual being' could be running from a mere gun. The maquerade replied 'Elegun o mo MARK 4 o, sakabula l'eegun mo' (a masquerade only has antibodies against locally built dane guns, not Mark 4s) so he took to his heels and ran.

So therefore, Condoms can only fight STDS - rubber no sabi our locally made MAGUN.

A word is enough for the wise.