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The soldier went to meet the pastor

Soldier: Pastor, I'm going off to war and I'm scared. Please pray for me.

Pastor: Fear not, my son. A bullet that does not have your name on it will surely not kill you.

Soldier: But pastor, what if the bullet reads 'To whom it may concern'?

and you call that love

u still dey do Yahoo.

idiot like you. and ur bragging about it

Irritating.

lol abi ojare crackers, abi na crackles.

I fit get am up anytime.

U no know say men dey craze when it comes to sex?? until you're married and it becomes 50 for 1kobo?

lol@ chika.

this happened almost 6yrs ago. so if I wanted to discus it, I would have started the thread yrs ago.

spiky, I was starting to like her too.

Again, there was no blood issue when we started messing around - did not start until emotions started getting involved.

and she sabi do so I used to tell her to lie down like a log of wood and not put her mind into tha act

but na lie o, the girl go begin enjoy am too. then blood starts flowing.

lol. it aint gross

people do worse things - they just dont talk about it.

do u think I would be telling all this if my Identity was not protected?

Crackles, well, when you mess with babyish 18yr-olds and theyre really cool with you, they'll do anything for you - even sleep with you on their dad's beds.

I used to mess with the young ones back then cos they were curious and wanted to explore.

she used to tell her friends proudly and with excitement about the airport scenario

Spiky, that's what I thought as well and that's why I continued to mess with her.

but the flow EVRYTIME was more than her 5day regular period. I mean loads of blood.


Some things are hard to believe except ur there.

Have you ever witnessed juju in action b4??  I have so I believe there is evil in this world.  


Again, noone has to believe me but PLEASE dont ever get involved in a blood convenant.

this was the same girl that I was with at the airport in Virginia. told a story about how we were shagging at the airport in broad daylight and some poeple called the cops on us - some people did not believe that story too - they called it nollywood.

I don old so I have been there and done that - i had fun b4 i got married o!!

so these things are no biggies to me anymore. I just appreciate my wife and son now.

you dont have to. I would not believe me as well.

I'm giving you details as a married man now. so i really shouldnt be telling this story.

just begging people who think convenant is cool to think twice.

you think it is no big deal. But i'm a living witness that there is.

Well, it was not like that at first. we started shagging without her emotions at first.

Then in the middle of sex, blood would just start flowing - tell me how easy it is to stop then?

and this is yankee, not naija - also this was a very strange thing - she might not have told her mom details but i'm sure she definately told her blood was coming out at odd times.

Anyway, her mama once caught me with my pants down at her place b4. so!

You better believe me man. just pray it does not happen to you.

The girl's mama cried to my place (this was between 2002 and 2003 in Maryland state to be precise) so I could stop messing with her.

My guy, this is not a joke.

Never happned to the girl when she was shagging without her emotions.  But the minute she's gets freaking with someguy she loves, na blood o.

Although she got delivered, she still married the guy she did the convenant with - because her mama said she doesnt want to carry a dead body.

Even though blood used to flow, we still continued to shag o because I did take it seriously at first.

Anyway, i have been delivered too.

The only valid reasons are 3, 4, 6 and 7.

The other reasons listed can easily be acquired without marriage

Believe me. I said I messed with a girl that had a convenant when she was still like 15 yr jokingly.

The minute she starts enjoying sex na soso blood go dey comot like say she dey do her period o. This is real.

Dont mess with da blood!

You better go find your sort for modakeke. God help you so some rich fella does not see her o (your diamond in the rough) or he go give her money buy cream and she go fashi you again.

Even time is money my friend

Ladoma abi k'ilo pe oruko e.

which one be ur own now they'll sort out themselves!!

gboromid'eleru

they dead. 

I once messed with a girl who had a blood convenant with some boy in Naija b4 she came to the states.

I dont want to have to do into details - it is a horror story. She eventually had to marry the guy, after some deliverance sessions.

DONT DO IT

Girls in certain situations have been reduced to good and services. So it is the highest bidder that wins.

If you're a trader, who will you sell ur goods to: the one offering to pay 5bucks for it or the one offering to pay 500

What is the difference btw a prostitute out there on the streets and the cute girl out there who has slept with almost all the federal ministers but still has a regular day job??

Is there any justification for being a corrupt govt official ?? we still praise then when they spend their ill-gotten wealth wisely

The prayer is that God should not let us hit rock bottom, especially when you have dependents.

Judge not.

The easiset way to stop thieves is to provide the basic necessities of life - easy.

Jobs will decent pay all over the country (not only in lagos and abuja), stable electricity and water supply nationwide, good roads, good food should not be a luxury.
I can tell you most people dont want to steal but are hungry and have been oppressed.

Our leaders (who are already wealthy anyway) are still robbing us with the pen, so why should an armed robber who is hungry care??

Make the basic necessities of livelihood readily available and affordable to all; provide jobs ALL OVER the country then watch the positive radical change in Nigeria

Busy_body:
Don't mind Kokoye o jare It is because men are generally bullies that women tend to check on them constantly

If the man does not change the baby's diapers for 10 hours and forget to feed them, the kid would not complain because HE IS DAD, heaven helps a mum who does not change their diapers within two hour or have breastmilk or bottlemilk or baby food on tap. Why are kids like this? Why do they fear/favour their dad over their mum

Simple. The reason is because kids realise most mothers do not make the best judgements.

When my son is walking towards a wall socket and sees my face, he automtically changes his direction towards me and starts grinning without me having to say a word. This is because I have smacked his hands for playing with the socket.

But the mom wont say a word when he's messing with the socket - feels her son should be free and able to play around. So when she really wants to put a stop to it, it's already too late. And mom is the same one who starts crying when her son has an accident that SHE ought to have prevented.

Most mothers tie most of their judgements to emotions and then cry over spilled milk.

Responsible Fathers are most realistic and try to prevent accidents by checking the kids b4 they commit

Both types of parenting have their postives and negatives though, it's all about balancing.

I no blame una - se na God fault

I dey do siddon look for all of una, plus the cracker wey dey yab ekiti

be nice!

Be careful though, some people will pretend and go all the way.

bros

Olosa

Ebora

Oko iya mi

@ ibk

I kinda like wanted to use it as an excuse. but then she played back a recording of me snoring as well.

@ hotness.

lol.

My defense mech was real low as well. I had Apollo like 4 times, typhoid fever 3trice.

But I have been delivered!

shegirl71:
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-189332.0.html

Oh ma lawd!!

Your daughters will just have flat butts and you'll know how to make shrimp lo mein.

Other than that no problem