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lol.

Used to deliberately use up the gas in the car so I could go queue for petrol during the fuel scarcity days. That was the hangout spot back then

u think say e na free

drop somtin

@ post

- Orun mooru

- Live and let live

- No condition is permanent

Spiky!!

Ur wanted at the Hogwarts school of Magic. Ur own pass me

Results??

I came out of the house one day and saw some guy on top of our coconut tree stealing of course. I started firing at him with a catapult and his screams were funny to me, and the tree was too tall for him to jump down.

Now that I think of it, that was mean.

- the dangling stuff between my legs is an insect

google it

- countries with white people were above the sea level and located beside the stars - thats why planes were needed to fly high.

DavidDylan:
whistling attracts snakes at night. I've been whistling ever since and i'm yet to see any snake.

- If you want to kill a snake you dont call it snake - call it 'okun ile' so the snake can come out of its hiding. _b.s

Damn! what the hell were you eating - refugee food mixed with sugar?

- the world would cease to exist in 1988, then 1992, then 1998, then finally 2000.

I'm still here

there was this powder used to suppress headaches and feverish feelings called ALABUKUN

God! I hated it with a passion - worse than agbo

spiky, the reason behind ur comment no matter - as you want take satan scare person.

I need to confirm sometin.

How do you sleep at night - you lay flat on the bed, or with your feet against the wall??

SeanT21:
I did not have Lice but i had Worms in My Stomach!!

Didnt we all? and we were forced to take combatrin

I used to swap one leg of my tennis shoes with some guy in primary school.

Then we forgot and went home like that on this particular day - it was like we were doing rag day in primary school

minute:
Yeah once in primary four.

I also had tanmona and Eewo all over my head.

Damn! those two together at once?? you must have been bald then.

Gorimapa

Spiky.

what the @%#$%#$%

you be winch abi ogbanje ??

yup. I have 4 sisters. so you have an idea of the noise in the house. My dad almost became a woman sef - too much noise all over.

I had a sign on my door : Enter at your own risk

so none of my sisters dared come in o.

There was this night I went to see some girl (we had a pot in some classroom not too far from our house whhere we used to do kurukere moves). I lost track of the time and got home real late, like after 11pm or something.

My dad was outside waiting for me by did not say a word as I tried to open the gate. He made sure I found out the gate was locked then went inside and put out all the lights. _{tried to be mean}

I did not cry or beg. I just leaned against of one the royal palm trees in from of the house and started singing cos I knew he could never let me sleep outside or my mom would tear him to pieces o.

Like 15 mins later he started unlocking the doors, opened the gate and was like 'the next time you come home late!!%$#%#$'. I started laughing and said I was sorry - he laughed at himself too.

Fathers have hearts too.

@ spiky

The fright and expectation of beating on the way on was more apinful than the beating itself.

- and at times ur dad would just look at you and think 'what esle is there to beat on this boy self?' just go and sleep

My dad once told someone to put conc dettol in his eyes because the guy had 'appollo'.

the guy nearly became blind

- dragging ur feet on the ground and banging the table when the teacher was asked a question and he / she does not hear the question clearly and says 'ehn'? 

other people would go 'gbosa!'

tamai:
i just tried to imagine the expression on ur face,when u realized it was ur dad.laugh don kill me o!

I try fake big boy now - say norin go happen. But I don melt for inside o!

'Man must wack'

- Bruce lee killed himslef by tearing his chest apart.

I believed this till I was 16.

we were walking home from an evening class and realised there were no cars coming from either direction. So we decided to sit right in the middle of the road and chill.

The next car that that drove past was my dad's and he could not believe his eyes! We didnt even see him at first. He called me name, snapped his fingers and drove off.

Mo daran!

lol

whenever you did anything wrong / bad, do these things any you would not be punished:

- twist ur eyelids

- say the Lord's prayer 3 times.

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rub the dirt from ur earhole on any boil on ur skin and the boil will dissappear. _{think it worked for me though- still gross}.

stop calling her too, abi??

Here's a few

- The Citroen car could really fly

- We could see Obafemi Awolowo chilling on the moon after he died.

- The sun and moom were fighting whenever it rained and the sun was out. Or some Lion was giving birth

- There's a python chilling by the side of a river whenever a rainbow was visible.

- there's some Ojuju Calabar (masquerade) out to get you whenever NEPA too light


more??

Peeping through the keyhole while some female teacher was in the toilet - she caught us though. Primary school dayz. Them beat us no be small.