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@ whatever90

Aiye le o.

Anyway, the guy looks much better now - he's chilling with Holy Micheal.

The want him to enjoy heaven small so he knows what he's missing when he's been moved to Hell

Morenike, how come I knew you would want to be nice?

Abegi!

Orisa

wetin d guy do una??

Anyway, he said I should tell all of una not to worry - he's already dead

You start to look whipped

  butt juice all over ur face

eyelike

overnice

oxygenic

oxygenize

MrCrackles,

be careful! no be me send you msg o

SSS dey inside NL.

@ MrCrackles

Laiye Laiye! I know my own snoring when I hear it.


'By their snores you shall know them'

I recorded my the wifey snoring and played it back for her - she no send me o.

She did the same to me.

But i swear say she dey snore pass me sha.

Oluwa o.

You want to kill tumfulu over n over again

he kill ur chicken ni?

OK. I see say una no get d liver to list the names on NL.

Just think about the victims then.   _{when you don think am u don commit be that o}.

They'll thank you for it in the future

grab a pillow and choke the hell outta the person!

$@#%$$

That's what I did!

- nobody knows tomorrow

Who would be ur first 5 victims?


[s]Ladies, I only said 5 o! make una no dey list all ur ex[/s]

lol.

pervert

were you beating - or handling?

@ topic

- wonsebolatan

cheap rapists of course. and I'm sure most of them always got away with it.

spiky, what kinda balls, small or large

@ topic

- Na u get ur mouth, na me get the car

Goodass, who are you to correct my title?? Have you lived with the seven spriritual elders of the universe located at the base of the mount where the the sun meets rhe Niger delta?

Warn urself o!

Ok I'll be nice and wont ask for money.

I'll need a few things frm you though:

  a viper's tooth

a day-old alligator

a needle that has passed through the left eye of a live camel.


better now?

Am I not merciful?

- food sacrifices left in the center of a 3-way junction were taken away by real spirits

No biggie. sebi na just to borrow again after the wedding night - and forever

borrowing money to wed is living a false life and these are the poeple who steal when they have no access to money. Imagine borrowing money to do burial - the same person you did not take care of when he / she was alive.

depends on the way the house is decorated. some people can be very tacky with theirs.

stillwater, you can get a digital frame and load all ur favorite pics so it'll show all the pix according to ur setting.

that way ur not just staring at the same pix for endless years

get ready o, and it must be in Zimbabwean dollars (you go need trailer to carry am)

I dey come,

remember boys used to roll tissue paper and put it in my mouth cos they said I used to sleep with my mouth open n drooling.

idiots!

Oh damn!

Ogboju ode ninu igbo irumole!!!

Babu dudu!!! heard stories of him - he'd been around FGGC Akure since the 80s.

A lot of girls were supposedly disvigined by him

all these oyinbo pepe sef.

No mall in Naija back then - only kingsway and Leventis, or Oja oba

- my male cousin stayed with us for a while so I used to sleep on the lower bunk while he slept on top.

In the middle of night when he was fast asleep, I would push one side of the mattress with my feet so he'll roll to one side. Then I would push the other side and my cousin would fall to the ground with a slam.