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I'm already scared of incoming tribal attacks! Prove me wrong guys...please!!!

Cant we all just get along?

I'm really old...

At least GEJ knows how to hire beautiful women.

gii am that

trytillmake: But apart from CULTURE, most of us claim to be Christians, if 10% of us can at least behave like we are taught in church every sunday, Naija will change, our value system ,money at all cost seems to be the prevalent factor, if the 10% can believe in the bible which says "seek ye first the word all, i REPEAT all will be added to u", if we can take this and hold on to it i believe this country will change.

Again ...if if if

aint happening ...I wish it would.

trytillmake: Nigeria, Nigeria a natiion of more the 170 million people, if we at least have small love and believe in ourselves we will definitely rule AFRICA and conquer the world.

Ifs, ifs ifs ....

Not likely to happen.

Our culture and tradition are not one that breeds love.

Yeecar: Is it possible to get a Non immigrant visa while you have a pending Immigrant visa filed by a relative. I have been denied trice, could that be the reazon for my denial?

Most likely..yes...that's why. The usually dont grant that kind of visa when you have a permanent type pending.

But also, what reason were you given?

Maxwell86: Wherever you Go.........HOME is the best place

Home is where you choose to call it.....not necessarily where you were born

cheguevera: This Africans won't learn ,imagine receiving a backstage award for the umpteenth time running. African Americans are ashamed of africans . I don't understand ?

This has nothing to do with race. This is purely a business move. There are several other awards given to americans that are not televised..mostly technical. They do it at the Oscars and Grammys too.

The media will show what people in america want to see because that's who the advertizers/commercials target. So it is all about money.

This in no way diminishes the value of the award. At least theyre recognizing Africans..they really dont have to...?

If you like, when you do your next award show in Nigeria, give out best american singer awards and do it backstage.


Hope you understand now.

Victoriousvic: I thought she was a Nigerian

You're the only one laughing.

Like ....who cares?

I'm a black man!

Giant of Africa..land of opportunities

Megaplaza sharwama

Glover road suya (maybe it's the suya pepper).

Roadside roasted corn.

Ngokafor: ..but at least some sort of access is allowed albeit restricted and limited..hehe..

well..such guys are always in the mood ..their mood can never be killed.

This thread is about married men who share the bed with their wives every night .....they're not always in the mood.

Not if you watch it together.

Ngokafor: Hehe funny thread!...but op is it only married couples,what about engaged couples as well,it's not fairoo!...but issokay..

Engaged couples are not supposed to have (unlimited and unrestricted) access!

chaircover: Put what on who? I'm sorry for you. You better be a good boy or that ban will be as long as Lagos ibadan expressway

. . .and even the cockroaches in your cupboard will be getting more action than you.

It's getting cold here ..plus she loves red wine. ..it makes her 'happy'.

She's mine so I know what to do....

chaircover: LOL I just read this part of your OP

I am sorry for you o!! One day Monkey Go Go Market, E No Go return . . . One day You will be placed on a one year ban!! Then you will be begging her to talk about her security man and shildrens dreams LOOOOOOL

That aint happening. I know how to put it on her

^^^^

LOL. I give up.

That's not fair sha o.

"That shall not use your cookie as a bargaining chip."

chaircover: Silly women

This should be the time they should be asking for that holiday to Dubai or for an signed blank cheque . . .

That's fine...but dont blame us if afterwards, we claim we were held at gunpoint to make those 'promises'.

GustavoFring: I work hard to make money so I can spend it!

Why should I have to wait to spend my cash?

If I die today, na another person go flex am.

That's why I spend every minute

I need to enjoy on earth cos enjoyment in heaven is not guaranteed.

Do you feel like you answered the simple question that was asked??

hafi: Got this as a broadcast, would love to know those for the women folks......

*** Signs Of Immaturity In Marriage: FOR MEN ***

1) Rejecting food wen there's an issue:

Oga husband, you gave your wife money for food and after it was prepared you refuse to eat because you dey vex. Its one of the greatest signs of
immaturity, its time to grow up! You should not even abandon your home for any reason, you could go somewhere wen angry but ensure that you don't allow it 2 linger unnecessarily because dat is enough for the devil to build on.

Funny ...some women expect no reaction whatsoever from their husbands when they misbehave. But flip the coin and it's perfectly allowed.

We are not make of stone. We may react when you misbehave ...and you are not supposed to like the reaction??

...deal with it and change your ways...maybe?

Stop playing the victim every time.

bigheart2013: My Questions:

1. What is the cause of this general feeling of ungratefulness, and how can we change the mindset of our sisters to start being grateful?
2. What is the best way to give a Nigerian lady a helping hand without attracting these types of ungratefulness, since some of us either still have females we are helping or intend to help?
3. How should one react when one's help is either misinterpreted or treated with ungratefulness, without ending it in drama or enmity?

Answer to 1: That's the way most of them are wired. Ask God.

Answer to 2: Help and dont look back ...dont expect anything in return, including appreciation. Do it for God.

Answer to 3: Refer to the answer above (for question 2).


You're welcome

Ujujoan:

So just a question . . . What about issues that can't wait till the following day. Can we ask them 'during' the deed knowing that you guys are practically useless afterwards?

Examples?

demelza: First to comment

OH...

I'm getting too old for these things....

Uju ...you're a clown as usual..

clue pls?

Ujujoan: FTC thinz . . .

define FTC .....

This thread is for married couples only please..those that have 24 hours un-restricted access to their spouses. This is not for boyfriends/girlfriends who hope to score with their dates in a few days depending on how they 'lay the table'. Most singles would never understand what this is about.

Wives, when you guys are getting 'down' (kids in bed, external doors locked, the mood is right, all naked and ready to GO! etc), please focus on the task at hand and dont bring up un-necessary stuff. Things like

- I hope the kids are going to have good dreams

- Why did you not return my call two days ago

- I forgot to greet the security man at work this morning

- I'm not looking forward to fixing my hair next week.

- what are we having for dinner tomorrow


The examples above are things that can wait. No need to bring them up at the "point of entry'.

In case you dont know this, a MARRIED man's (I mean one who gets some regularly) fuse is very short at this precise moment..and he can easily be turned off..and pissed. You know what I mean. We'll switch off and start watching tv ..then you'll say we're acting like spoilt kids


Please focus on the issue at hand ..which is enjoying yourselves. The whole thing is only going to take less than 10 minutes anyway

Then if you want..and not too tired, you can bring up stuff like which car to drive to work tomorrow ..lol

Again, this is for married couples living together happily only...not some h.o.r.n.y single.

Thank you

How am I supposed to be able to confirm this...I'm still alive.

Only the bold will stand out. Rock on.

Michael Jackson wore 'bonfo' trousers and we hailed him for it.

what exactly is the point of these shoots ...auction ...sale ...what?

creative and funny!

If only we had steady electricity....what Nigerians are capable of .....hhhhmmmmnnnn

Merkki: Men, SHAVE! Pls, i beg you in bended knees. SHAVE! We don't need your armpit hair for Brazilian wig, get rid of that mess. It affects global warming. Save a soul. Save this generation.

SHAVE!

In the United States, you will be called g.a.y for shaving too clean (especially sportsmen). But it's nobody's business what I have under my armpits...so..big deal.

I was raised in Nigeria so it's still clean shaves for me anyway ..plus roll on and body spray.