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Terrible attempt at pidgin English. Hiss

*bites and spits out a chunk of cellulite flesh...and fat"

Can someone please start a threat for Dauda ..with comic shots and story lines if possible?

1stCitizen: Really? A serial rapi.st on TV? smh

Yes ke.

It's all about ratings nowadays..

Big brother, Kim Kardashian .................. ?

Now..Dauda is the one that shoulda been made into a TV series...it'll be a blowout!!

Pictures speak a thousand words.

Next time, try to add a picture of your subject to the post...resonates better that way.

I hope she's not chocking her brain with a load like that.

I can imagine the ammount of lice in that hair if she lived in some specific "African country"

Mrs.Chima:
Kiss my whole ikebe.

We know what's in there...

The policeman was simply trying to follow the instructions of his oga at the top (whoever that is).

And 'oga at the top' is a chain reaction: his oga will report to his oga who will return to another oga...the chain continues till whenever

Dont shoot the messenger

Mrs.Chima:
Hmm.

That says a whole lot.

Happy birthday boy

It's totally part of their culture so she's just being patriotic.

Give her a looong break abeg and worry about your own life.

Nairaland portrays the true naija office: all work and no play....except gossipping.

Thanks for the patriotism ojare.

Lil princey: Those cute boys just died because of a reptile. In pardise dis won't happen again stl hoping for dat day.

Well, in that case..the reptile helped them to get to the 'paradise' a lot quicker.

"Thank you" is in order?

I still dont believe they were strangled by a snake - snakes dont strangle for fun..they do it when they are hungry!

There's something they're not telling us.

I'll tell you the American way:

Dance around the question and indirectly throw the question (or another) back to the floor. Just make sure you are talking.

In short, confuse everyone listening and leave them scratching their heads.

I bet you will get an analyst job in NO time - Ask the sports and news desks.

The guy no ready to die ojare ..or he changed his mind after the drop and luckily, his wife was there to save his buttt.

I also cried when I was born.

Next

"Catch me if you can"

No wonder wey Bovi talk say: if a Nigerian man reach heaven gate wan enter, somebodi else fit don use im name enter siiince.

Ok..so she's a great dancer..I agree.

But cmon! It gets boring after a while. Variety they say is the spice of life. Do you eat rice three times a day cos its your total favorite?

I dont even mind if she directs the video..but cameras just focusing on her dances moves in every naija video?? Nah

My opinion sha.

There's this thing called 'getting a designated driver' ...if you must drink.

Commom sense ...we all have it but choose not to use it.

Goat wey do backslide, na power e go bring.

It's an initial reaction, hopefully he'll come to his senses and return home to his family.

But nna menn, why poor people dey produce like rats ..and then expect family and govt to take responsibility of their multitudes??

Odikwa understand o

Why do most video producers use Kaffy in their dance videos..are there no other dancers/choreographers?

It's getting boring..kinda

“You know you’re my favorite.”

How about you say this to each and every employee during their performance reviews?

berem: Then stop acting roles for kids. there are kids out there who can act very well. Imagine acting a role as a kid and you act another role as someone's father or kissing a girl. Nollywood and their fake stories!!

Do you understand who an actor is ..and/or what a movie is??

olokfor: ...Will a child have series of girls admiring him? Will a child go to a strip club to have his eyes filled with excitement and eventually go home with one of the hot dancers?...

This is just cold

Kidnapping nko?

Take care of your own children...STOP SENDING YOUR KIDS TO LIVE WITH OTHERS!!

I cant shout again o!!!

Well, I have realised it is best to have a 'no secret' policy.

My better half doesnt take it lightly with me when she finds out something happened that she didnt know about....not because of what I did but because I didnt tell her about it.

But because of feminine emotions, at times I'll do something first and THEN tell her. Of course I must have thought it over that it's in the family's best interest before doing such. She'll still get pissed but she'll calm down.

A major advantage of this it that it keeps you in check - you dont want to do something that wont want her to know whenever.

She agreed to it ...you are not doing it without her knowledge.

So..you are not cheating her.

But you may be cheating the marriage ...but then..she knows about it and agreed to it!

Her choice!!

I'm definately getting too old for this section.

what a thread!