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Emmyglobal65:
Nice... That's a very good move




well if you're not the greedy get rich quick type..
you can message me for a business that can still sustain you with little little change in this lockdown period.
Note: The business is not the big money bank you might want to imagine, but at least the return will at least cover your common weekly expenses like money for data recharge card e.t.c.
check my profile for my contact number and message me on Whatsapp for details if you're interested.

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I'm interested but I hope it's not MLM ooo

ejigbo414:
Learn a skill today!!
Learn 2d animation, how to make cartoon comedy videos like kojo, etc.
I will provide everything you need.
WhatsApp me via

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I'm interested.....how much?

iyatrustee:
Standard investigation procedures. He is a person of interest and needs to be questioned, it doesn't in anyway imply he is guilty of any crime at least just yet.

Rip to the late video vixen

Your sense is still intact

ckenneths:
I don't know if it was luck or the way its supposed to be, but I opened a stockbroking account and was sent a cscs number and a clearing house number to my phone as text. Since then I have been receiving alerts from cscs whenever I buy shares from the secondary market.am enjoying the notifications, kind of helps me confirm purchases. Meanwhile I don't pay any charges.

Please I would love to know the process on how you got your cscs number and clearing house number?

Jeweltz:
Na this kind of man I want in my life.

God, give me a good husband that won't cheat on me. I don't mind giving him sex every minutes cuz I love sex too . Not all these fuckboys with swag and no sense at all

If you're ready to settle down, I'm game.

I'm serious ooo

Rozz:
.joke of the century ,I hear you

I'm not joking ooo

I'm damn serious

I use to have a friend who's a play boy...

He says the secret to a woman is if you can suck them well esp the clitoris. But you can say older women (from 35 years) like sex more than younger women


This boy bought a Mercedes for himself and built a house for his parents while we're in 400 Level, courtesy of his numerous sugar mummies.

I'm telling the pure truth...

Just do some research

mamatwiny:
When I was single, I had a friend that loved sex so much. This was her no 1 criteria for choosing a mate cos she cant do with a lack lustre performance. B4 any relationship can start, she must test your manhood. Woe betide you if your performance is avg or below average, she won't even pick your call afterwards cos it was of no need, no matter how good a person you are. Some ppl are just wired like that. Very high libido .
I also know of a man at prisons quaters Enugu who would chase his wife round the quaters . His dick is big and he has high libido on top. On hot afternoon like this, he will be chasing his wife after she gets tired from plenty sex. This woman will run out from the house and he follows in pursuit,the wife will be shouting and he will also be shouting,' m ga- alalili GI taa' He can have sex with her every and anywhere including under the mango tree in front of their house. This happened about 15years ago. I wonder if they are still married.

This your last example is humorous...LWKMD ...sex under a mango tree?

THE best thing is that men with high libido should find and marry women with high too...

But how will they know if they didn't have (premarital sex) sex before marriage

Rozz:
plus let her look so dirty and smelly(garlic and onions),it will reduce those urges LMAO.men and sex, I'm beginning to wonder if all these our Men of God are obsessed with sex too like all these ones I've read their comments here.

You'll be surprised when you do your research ...


But don't get it twisted, because women love and enjoy sex more than men

travelland:
Put sleeping pills in his drink at least three times a week so that you can rest and he can also sleep well too. Use your initiative not everything you come and ask. Make sure you spike his drink with sleeping tablets, that's all. Also secretly visit a doctor and ask what you can do to reduce his libido, do your own online research and look for food that reduce libido, prepare these meals for him so that both of you can rest.

Do you know taking too much of sleeping tablet has a tremendous side and negative effects? (Please search Google for answers)

Do you want to kill the man eventually...

Please suggest another thing.


Desist from sleeping pills because if the man finds out...na express she dey go

Lizboh:
I just replied a mention now..read up pls

Please madam no vex, can you please tell me the page number you replied a mention in....


Because I'm already seeing page 31 and I might not have time to read from page 21 to 31 because of time...



Just tell me the page number please oooo

Lizboh:
Its not about low self esteem..my husband is my best friend and am also his. We get well together. We've been together for 25yrs now and our fist child is 20yrs now. So its not moimoi. Giving in to his demands is tactical for me, I've developed strategies I use in dealing.

Please share the strategies you developed with us as an experience...

You don't know who will be benefiting from this...


Pls it's very important

bobkezel:
Yes a lady with high BC can be faithful, but from my experience, the probability of her cheating is very high, very very high.
I had an experience, withing 6 months of dating her she had already cheated on me with 3 guys and kept lying about it, but she didn't know "I have the video". When I played them apologies started raining.
I had my revenge though..

This nigga sef....how did you get the video of her sex tape...


Please tell me oooo, I need to learn

GreenArrow1:
Believe me, when I say over 100, I'm not kidding. Na she dey use her mouth gist am. Almost EVERYONE is her ex. It's bad o.

That girl nah headquarters oooo

Nawaoooo

GEEBITE:
Guy Roux the legendary longest serving manager in history was his coach.

Nice one

Pseudonymous:
Wow! Great news!




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On average, $8.3

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That's close to

270,000 Naira monthly.

Is this achievable? 100%


Is this learnable?

A dummy can learn how to do this.

Do you need a laptop for this?

No, any smartphone can do this.

That's not all you can learn from him.

He will also teach you how to design:

• Logos
• Book covers
• Album covers
• Create Whiteboard animations and
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You can offer all these on Fiverr, Upwork and anywhere.

These are high income skills that can feed you for life!

Is that all?

No!

He will also teach you how to:

• Create 3D logos using mock ups
• Create Professional eBooks with your smartphone.
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Any other thing?

Yeah!

• He will give you ebooks on Graphics designing worth ₦19,000

• An eBook on other gigs and services you can offer on Fiverr apart from Graphics designing.

For all you stand to gain, this training can be easily priced at 50,000 naira.

However, Kalu have slashed it to 7,500 naira. But, the first 30 people will pay 2,490 naira.

The 31st person will pay 3,450 naira.

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This is the 15th edition and He has countless testimonies. You can do a background search on him.

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Any more guarantees?

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Wow!

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Send him a message on WhatsApp for account details by clicking on the link above.

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Send him a message now.

Nice but the price too much for me to pay oooo...

Money no dey

Racoon:
NOI is just a woman in her own class just like Former Agric Minister-Akinwunmi Adeshina.The OBJ/Jonathan govt really paraded some of the best minds Nigeria ever had who are still shining globally till today.

Fast forward to today.The present finance minister is a horrible disaster with no touch of financial prudence but just helping govt to a chronic debt pillage.Meanwhile, I still ask-where the hell is Madam Kemi Adeosun(NYSC certificate forger)?

You get sense

I can't seem to understand what Taribo was playing those years ooo but yet he keeps winning trophies...

He's prayerful and lucky

MYHUBBY:
even imbeciles know this phrase, how is that common sense?


stop seeing stupidity as fun

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Lol...okay nah.

When a boy insults his elders, karma and nemesis will catch up with him

MYHUBBY:
dummy you're just one attention seeker, get lost. I can't be used to revive your lost common sense abeg

My common sense tells me that no matter how you force horse reach stream, you no go still force am to drink the water

izzou:


[color=royalblue]What kind of impossible task is that?

10 bags of rice
10 bags of millet
10 bags of maize to be shared to 274 wards?

The man actually doesn't want to die of stress. Na one milk cup each person go receive na [/color]

He should share it like that

MYHUBBY:
did you see me quoting your moniker before you jump like monkey that you're to quote me? you must be dumb at the bolded


you're still the dumb guy using me to test his cure sanity, unfortunately I'm above that


what truth and accusations are you blabbing about kid. you kids with 2kb IQ won't cease to amuse me with your intercontinental foolishness

This insult was totally uncalled for...

Can't you argue objectively??

We must strive hard to be wise always

MYHUBBY:
Tell the middle belt you came from the truth, they need it most

The middle belt won't make such mistakes again...

The APC government has failed us

MYHUBBY:
it's normal now, what a can a dunce comprehend, even if I come down to your low mentality or break it down with A for apple, B for Ball you won't still understand


it's not your fault that you can't understand simple sentence, it's the way your 2kb brain is structure


you should enroll to your community secondary school when this lockdown is over. you need elementary education at least to meet up with normal human reasoning

You're still insulting me oooo

Because I told you the Truth?

chuksbaby:
But hope its not audion house sha



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Guys hustle hard oh, from my money making ways, i was able to buy land.

This is How i make my money Am making a tutorial on Nairaland this Wednesday For Free for all this i do below

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Mturk- least income is 350$ Monthly. Surveys but the pay is sweet.

Ebay- Selling some digital books. like 45$ stills comes from there

Dropshipping- Not much now due to coro everywhere but over 70$.

Google my source of income and join all free

If you want a tutorial to what i listed, just follow me on nairaland, so when i post on it you will be notified

Please I'm interested... I need to start making money too

MYHUBBY:
Abeg what's this nonentity from a rising sun that died a natural death in 1970 ranting about


don't you see how dumb you're sounding since. you keep struggling to make use of your sense but unfortunately you can't give what you don't have

I no dey even understand your point sef..

To express yourself na very difficult thing....

Ok

MYHUBBY:
did you see me quoting your moniker before you jump like monkey that you're to quote me? you must be dumb at the bolded


you're still the dumb guy using me to test his cure sanity, unfortunately I'm above that


what truth and accusations are you blabbing about kid. you kids with 2kb IQ won't cease to amuse me with your intercontinental foolishness

In recent thread that talked about Bomb blast in Benin Edo State today , one werey guy Astark called out Hausa , Fulani and included Igbos. Blaming them of the bomb blast ...

I was just surprised

I just dey suspect say na you change moniker in order to attack and attack Ibos again ...

Wetin you gain ?

MYHUBBY:
shut up Igbo kid, stop claiming middlebelt. continue changing your monikers to embrace your foolishness



you called Igbo attitude arrogance? those people have psychological problem and everyone know that


was it tinubu that thumb for middlebelt? the votes PDP got in Yoruba land was it tinubu that vote? and you're to prove you've common sense


you lost common sense when your 2kb IQ tell you that all Yoruba voted for APC in the last election. I never voted for those clowns be it APC and PDP because you imbeciles asslicking them have no iota of shame


you know how many years PDP spend in ruling middlebelt yet is still in sorry case, APC is still ruling some parts yet no difference and you dummies are here fighting for PDP and APC


Tinubu just like Every other APC stakeholders are the machinery of Buhari election and reelection. these stakeholders are in middlebelt you're claiming. it's height of foolishness to be blaming one man for the course of majority


you need to have that common sense now or say bye bye to it

Hmmmm, this one's case is strong...

From arguing blindly to empty false accusations ... typical example of Yoruba attitude


If I dare you to prove your accusations, I know you cannot


Abeg face front and don't join issues with me.

I repeat truth is bitter

MYHUBBY:
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is what you post here symbol of maturity? are you this senseless or you just want to share from that ediot foolishness


you know how many votes your middlebelt gave Buhari in his election and reelection? was it Tinubu that packed your dumb kinsmen to poll to use their fingers thumb for Buhari?


herdsmen are youths like you, they're dealing with your people instead of you to organized boys among you and save your land you're here boasting and chest beating like those cowards Igbo



your psychological redemption is beyond me, if you nonentities come in mass, you will always meet me over ready. nonsense

Please I'm not here to insult or thread words.... I can't stoop so low for that. I'm here to say the truth


We never voted Buhari in his re-election , he rigged it with the help of Yorubas...


Check this
https://ymonitor.org/breakdown-of-the-2019-presidential-election-results-by-state/


I never knew Yorubas could be callous, backstabbers and saboteurs until the last election..

Yorubas make a hell of noise and are empty..

They suffer inferiority complex towards the igbos without even knowing...

But these Igbos are the ones busy developing there states with Trades and commerce..So why are you bad mouthing them..


Yes Igbos can be annoying and arrogant atimes but I guess it's their own defence mechanism..

My brother the Truth is bitter.
But we must tell it

Tumbulum:
What is wrong with nairalanders for eves sake. Every now and then masturbation topic hits front page.

For your information, over 90 percent of men at some point in their life have engaged in this act. Infact most beautiful ladies that you see and admire are all chronic masturbators.

For fuc.ks sake just live your life and try to make something out of it. Dont let mastrubation control you and if by any case you fell into it,wash your hands with soup and apply hand sanitizers to avoid smearing your sperm in someone's beautiful hands.I heard covid19 do live in the sperm too.

Last question I want to ask,what is the solution to the sex needs of those ladies who were not able to attract a man to marry them?

Dildos or blind date