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AverageAnnie:
I've never crushed on a guy before ,,I wonder how ah go take toast man.....

For your mind, Abeg go and sit down jare

somebody1:
LOL! Nice one. I've bn laughing since...first thread with minimal use of abusive words. Very interesting. I remember an encounter I had with my mum after secondary school...we were just gisting that day, when I said "mum, marriage is not 4 everybody, that as 4 me..." She didn't even allow me 2 land, she started casting and binding...u need 2 see prayer that afternoon. At night devotion, u won't believe she raised it as a prayer point again. Parents ehen, especially mums, don't try them when it comes 2 marriage issue oh

Baby, don't worry.

I gat your back. Okay?

Elis49:
Babe you are damn funny...hahahaha

Funny? really

it amuses me what ladies find to be funny these days.... smh

seunmohmoh:
where is d news......rubbish frontpage

EP .... sighted

Do you actually love football this much? OR you're just faking it?

QueenMarvella:
She can use a tampon

Tampon ? Babe, please What's the meaning of that?

buchi16:
well...i dunno... bt bein without pants is freedom sha

i would so much love that Freedom with you... I love girls without pants

CEEcey:



Nice move


Pant is a disturbance as well as a hindrance to alot of things

Here in Nigeria, we call diz your move Amu ise ya

Amu ise ya

Meaning?? Please don't corrupt me oooh I am still a virgin

Mandyblinks51:
Hmmmmm....issorite

pretty cool right??

Princess4ng:
3 times dear

Okay... just PM and will let you know the rest of the gist

Princess4ng:
There was a time we stayed in our room 5 of us... 2 gurls and 3 guys.... Believe me when I said we were very comfortable staying togeda.... We were friends and nobody was dating nobody.. Infact, we were more like brothers and sisters.... It was fun but we had to adjust cus of what pple said....

Princess4ng Princess4ng Princess4ng ... How many times did I call you?

dollyjoy:
Your former roommate 'indirectly' dashed you a wife, enjoy bro.

Omo babe... you too bad oo

Popular Dj Boogie begs Peter Okoye of P-square for 150,000 Naira to replace His stolen Laptop on Instagram

Ayo DaSilva aka Dj Boogie claimed she got jumped at Jakande Lekki and lost her laptop in the process, but had the guts to on Instagram to beg a fellow celebrity.

But the rate at which people go about begging celebrities to help them on social media these days is quite alarming ooo. Imagine this guy abi nah girl who calls him/herself a DJ doing corporate begging on social media and she lives in Lekki ooo.

Smh, Abi nah Buhari cos this one too

https://www.instagram.com/p/BPU1bQ3DbLb/?taken-by=peterpsquare


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OAM4J, Mynd44

Fynestboi, MissyB3

[quote author=Demola99 post=52301729][/quote]Fine girl no pimples... Can I take you to MAMA.?
Let's forget all these PUNA abi Obo eaters

Pranaya:
This happened for real

My sister please how does a vagina smell or taste?
Fish-like or onions-like ?
I just Wonder how the ventilation of that party will be oozing

Zehner:
Things are happening .

I just tire for this people (Afonja) matter ooo

VickyRotex:
I don't understand.

Are they not the same couple that had their wedding pictures all over the internet last year or so? All loved up!

That someone who isn't married go dey feel like sey make e just do go marry.

The way I see Marriages fail these days, makes Marriage scare me.

I pray for this cup to pass over them! I pray it stands the test of time. I wish them well.

Ewwwh... Vicky dear don't be scared coz I'm here for you...

We shall make babies and live together forever

slimzypink:
time to go get him for myself

Can I come and get some puna from you?

Nedu1982:
See twins my darling nacho

You be ashawo fan ooo...
Using Arsenal pic as dp and the crushing on Man city and Iheanacho..
If I catch you eeh Grrrrrrh!!!!

Blecool:
.Lol..I Dnt Tink U Meant That,How Do I Even Show U Wat I Can Do? But Seriously If It Were Easy I Wud Do It.

I believe you stay in Lagos ... right?

Just tell me how I can contact you

AgbenuAnna:
When a small child steals food we kill them when politicians and rich dudes come to our hood we worship them

Chukwu zo ba anyi

prettythicksme:
Buhahahahahahaha oh gawd! the policeman no even get power.

Woman don finish I'm power

optional1:
HML

but wait oh na only this court/Registry dey the whole Lagos? All court/Registry wedding na this same place shuo

Wetin come be ur own head ache for there...

Lif am joor

Sandydayziz:
Nd they still wanna increase data?

They better start counting the amount of newspaper bought in a day!!!

My dear... D tin tire me ooo... All of them nah EP

ritababe:
silly for what?
he doesn't need headies award to shine, he is making his money, headies or not he is ontop.

Gbam !!! Strong True Talk

Blecool:
.Lol..I Dnt Tink U Meant That,How Do I Even Show U Wat I Can Do? But Seriously If It Were Easy I Wud Do It.

Okay you can PM me ... ASAP

Blecool:
.Lol....Who Tell U? U Wan Try Me When It Comes To Cooking.Am A Gud Cook.Indomie Dey Cool Person Hunger Smal While You Wait For The Main One Na Im Make I Like Am

Oya nah ... Show me what you can do as a cook..

Time and location. I will provide the money for buying the ingredients needed..

Serious ooo

Blecool:
. Nothing O, Not Even The Photo Of Bubu On Noodles Can Stop Me.If I Stop Eatin It Na Me The Tin Go Still Pain.

As I dey see you, E be like say nah only Indomie you go sabi cook oooh!!!

Hmmm....smh

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Speaker of House of Reps, Rt Hon Yakubu Dogara Tweets about preaching in a Catholic Church in Yola, Nigerians React

Speaker of Nigerian House of Representatives, Rt Hon Yakubu Dogara was spotted preaching at the 2016 Christmas Carol at St Theresa's Cathedral, Jimeta, Adamawa State on Sunday.

cc Lalasticlala ...Will you listen to a Nigerian politician preaching to you?