₦airaland Forum

Blecool:
.Lol..I Dnt Tink U Meant That,How Do I Even Show U Wat I Can Do? But Seriously If It Were Easy I Wud Do It.

I believe you stay in Lagos ... right?

Just tell me how I can contact you

AgbenuAnna:
When a small child steals food we kill them when politicians and rich dudes come to our hood we worship them

Chukwu zo ba anyi

prettythicksme:
Buhahahahahahaha oh gawd! the policeman no even get power.

Woman don finish I'm power

optional1:
HML

but wait oh na only this court/Registry dey the whole Lagos? All court/Registry wedding na this same place shuo

Wetin come be ur own head ache for there...

Lif am joor

Sandydayziz:
Nd they still wanna increase data?

They better start counting the amount of newspaper bought in a day!!!

My dear... D tin tire me ooo... All of them nah EP

ritababe:
silly for what?
he doesn't need headies award to shine, he is making his money, headies or not he is ontop.

Gbam !!! Strong True Talk

Blecool:
.Lol..I Dnt Tink U Meant That,How Do I Even Show U Wat I Can Do? But Seriously If It Were Easy I Wud Do It.

Okay you can PM me ... ASAP

Blecool:
.Lol....Who Tell U? U Wan Try Me When It Comes To Cooking.Am A Gud Cook.Indomie Dey Cool Person Hunger Smal While You Wait For The Main One Na Im Make I Like Am

Oya nah ... Show me what you can do as a cook..

Time and location. I will provide the money for buying the ingredients needed..

Serious ooo

Blecool:
. Nothing O, Not Even The Photo Of Bubu On Noodles Can Stop Me.If I Stop Eatin It Na Me The Tin Go Still Pain.

As I dey see you, E be like say nah only Indomie you go sabi cook oooh!!!

Hmmm....smh

See Nigerian's reaction..

Speaker of House of Reps, Rt Hon Yakubu Dogara Tweets about preaching in a Catholic Church in Yola, Nigerians React

Speaker of Nigerian House of Representatives, Rt Hon Yakubu Dogara was spotted preaching at the 2016 Christmas Carol at St Theresa's Cathedral, Jimeta, Adamawa State on Sunday.

cc Lalasticlala ...Will you listen to a Nigerian politician preaching to you?

Blecool:
. Lol....Abi Nah

so would anything stop you from eating Indomie

Blecool:
. Orisiiiirisiii...Wetin Man No Go See

Na so I see am ooo

See How Tekno was mobbed by Fans, as a Female fan faints during His Stage performance in National Stadium, Sierra Leone



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5V6qpxY9e1U


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aO_DbnLWBo4

Fast rising Nigerian singer, Tekno Miles, who arrived Freetown, Sierra Leone for a Tour was highly esteemed by his Sierra Leonean fans couldn't wait to see him get on stage.
Information online revealed that fans paid 250,000Le (approx. N14,000) for tickets to watch the singer perform. As expected, the event center was chocked full of excited fans, and things reached a fevered peak when a female fan hauled herself onto the stage and collapsed feet away from the singer.

On many occasions, we have seen artistes who violently attack their over-excited fans, but Tekno did differently; he held this young female and she came to.

Hmmm Nawa oooo...

http://www.dailygossip.ng/celebrities/moment-sierra-leonean-female-fan-fainted-when-she-met-tekno-on-stage-video/

cc Lalasticlala

OAM4J, Mynd44

ijebabe, MissyB3, Fynestboi

Popular Twitter User has quit buying Indomie Because It has the photo of Controversial Blogger Omojuwa

Indomie "Influencer Like No other" Promo is at it again. This time putting the photo of Controversial Blogger Omojuwa on the body of Indomie Super Pack. But this did not go down well with a popular Twitter User #AguiyiIronsi ‏@ManiPeters who said he has temporarily boycotted Indomie till further notice.

But we don't whether the boycott means not buying or eating Indomie at all till further notice.... Na waa oooo.

To stop eating Indomie in this kind recession period, No be suicide Mission be that?


https://twitter.com/ManiPeters/status/807490459039891456

Is there any resemblance from the childhood photo and adulthood photo

See Fans reaction after Tekno shares Childhood Photo on Instagram to Mark 24th Birthday

Pana-Krooner, Augustine Miles Kelechi popularly known by his stage name Tekno Miles or Tekno, is a Nigerian singer-songwriter, producer, performer and dancer. He is a native of Ebonyi state and was born in Bauchi, Bauchi State, Nigeria. He spotted by renowned Nigerian comedian Julius Agwu at an event where he also met Iyanya and Ubi Franklyn, the manager of Made Men Music Group who he became friends with. Ubi and Iyanya eventually encouraged Tekno Miles to move to Lagos to further his music career.

Today marks his 24th Birthday and he took to his Instagram page to share this cute childhood pictures which made a lot of his fans happy and to comment.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BOG63BXj94a/?taken-by=teknoofficial

argob44:
the blog is not mine, its Akeem Rotimi... am only his friend.

So sorry I am disturbing you my dear. It's just that I desperately need to activate this Google AdSense.

please help to bless someone because I lost my job and I am finding this blogging thing very exciting now.


How can you help me reach out to Akeem Rotimi ? If you can help me with his contacts I will be the happiest person on earth.


Thanks so much for your time so far....

argob44:
wud love to but i don't know how

On your blog, http://www.asbgistng.com/ you have an active Google AdSense showing on it. So I thought you could help me out...

TINALETC3:
B4 nko, exactly wat dey wnt, Dey dnt hv 2 pretend abt it, after al its nt by force 2 gv

Gbowam !!!! Magana ki dutse ne !!!

You don finish am

argob44:
and whats that?

I am having issues with activating Google AdSense on my blog..... Can you help me out pleaseeeee? The blog is more than seven months now

argob44:
Please tell them o... we got an exclusive news that went viral https://www.nairaland.com/3493897/armed-masked-men-rape-bayelsa...thanks to cc; nairaland, lalasticlala, dominique and mynd44 i think one of them pushed it to the front page and lot of blogs carried it... i googled the story and two site got my attention; naijaloaded and olufamous. these guys copied the post and gave us funny credit...lol... Olu famous was like 'according to ASB'... meanwhile, we are AsbGistNigeria. We all can be very stingy giving credit...we shud work on that and take mentor-ship from foreign bloggers...even pictures they use, they always give credit

Please can you help me solve some issues I have with my blog, if you can pls PM me ASAP... Thanks so much

matrixx9:
Myth #1 | Only Blog posts between 300-700 words are the best

When you have an audience that has the patience of a fruit fly, you have to get in and get out. The truth is most blogs with helpful content — are the posts that will get indexed by Google.

That’s where and how the traffic comes rushing in. Social Media sharing only works as hard as you do. SEO only helps your posts work for you long after you’ve finished promoting the post.

Most Of The Long Articles On My Blog Have Almost 60,000+ views each and still get views daily.

Myth #2 | Blogging is all about writing

There are two answers to this :
Yes ..and no. The main idea blogging is really about education and entertainment. As a blogger like you're the owner of a school. It’s your job to produce content and information that is relevant, insightful , and entertaining. It’s your job to make someone’s life better and more meaningful.

I've had situations on my blog when people comment and thank me for writing a particular post, all i can do is smile because that's what it means to be a blogger.
Writing is also part of this equation, but if there's one word to encompass blogging, it certainly wouldn’t be writing.
Blogging is about content curation.

Myth #3 | Using a lot of plugins /widgets can ruin a blog
This myth is quite tricky, on one hand it is true . But do you know that it can take just ONE plugin to bring your blog to its kneed? That’s right. One line of misplaced code and your whole blog will break to pieces .

Be very careful about the plugins or widgets you install. Even if someone says so much about it, you don’t know how it’s going to work with YOUR template /theme and the other plugins/widgets you have already installed. Even if the plugin/widget doesn't give you any trouble for months, it can stop working all of a sudden with your theme/template or WordPress (especially if there is an update).

Myth #4 | Google + is not necessary to get traffic

You'll probably think that with Facebook, Twitter, and LinkedIn, why do you need yet another social platform?
Many bloggers tend to assume that their audience is just not there, so it makes no sense to share posts there . On the contrary Google + has one of the most active and intelligent communities and believe me a simple Google plus share (+1) is better than 100 Facebook likes


Myth #5 | Avoiding sharing a competitor’s blogs so you don’t lose readers

Most Nigerian Bloggers are guilty of this, it's very rare to see a Nigerian blogger link to another blogger on the same niche

All the same it's quite normal to feel intimidated by someone who has a better blog or bigger audience. But sharing a competitor’s blog posts does two things.
First , it helps to spread the blog's good karma online.

Secondly, it shows your readers and followers that you really want to help them, even if it means going to someone else. .

Please can I have your phone number ASAP, I need you to assist me with some issues about blogging please

Boleyndynasty2:
And what has that got to do with this? Are you hungry?

Thank You for that question, maybe he's hungry. At least you've got some milk up ur chest that He can feed from.

Raine80:
Yes to first question
And go ahead

My woman complains of stomach ache when I stay upto one hour on her, what is the cause and should I slow down?

I love sex but she doesn't like it that much

farano:
New generation masquerades . . lol


https://www.instagram.com/p/BNsKtjrjN4g/

It seems you love masquerades right?

Raine80:
And some women as well
Man have a refractory period after coming and the body needs to refuel putting it simply and the way the male body does this is to induce sleep (in some men) by releasing serotonin and opioids. If they don't sleep there is going to be some "fatigue" chilling out involved and when he asks for a breather he needs it ....

Nice... I think I can go with this explanation.

Are you a medical practitioner ? I have more questions to ask please oooo

Berlynn:
not all

Are you sure?

lady2lady:
You're such a hypocrite !!
And if you don't know,we have atleast 7% of virgins out there and I'm one of them.
You can Quote me wrong Ion fvcking care !!
Fvck off !!

When I know you are just lying >>>PM me so that I will come taste and see if you are truly a Virgin....

If I hear

But where is Lalasticlala nah
this FP worthy ooo
The woman is evil

What Onyibo can do, a Black African can do even much more better.

I know there are many other talented people like this in Nigeria too...
Please if you know you are a football juggler or if you know any football juggler in Lagos Nigeria, quickly contact me via this number ASAP because there is a business deal

08180660164

Oya nah