₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,327,651 members, 8,431,936 topics. Date: Tuesday, 23 June 2026 at 03:40 AM

Toggle theme

Konfused's Posts

Nairaland ForumKonfused's ProfileKonfused's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 (of 20 pages)

PoliticsRe: The Sorry State Of Ohanku, The Road Leading To Enyimba Stadium Aba (photos) by konfused: 5:55pm On Mar 11, 2017
Aba needs a total road overhauling. Every single road in Aba needs to be touched.


I believe Okezie will do justice to Aba roads with the level of work going on now on different roads.


The topic of this thread is wrong cos ohanku road doesn't lead directly to Aba stadium.......
FamilyRe: Am Confused on what to DO....I need ADVICE by konfused(op): 12:43pm On Mar 11, 2017
Ioannes:
Lol. You for invite us for the naming make we come chop party rice now.

On a more serious note though, make a honest woman out of her and marry her, If only for your child's sake.

She already respects and adores you, that should make it easy for you to influence her positively to improve upon herself.

Mold her with patience and care, So that 30years from now, you will look at her with genuine love and pride.
Thanks a lot dude, I really appreciate.


It's not easy, but I thank God
FamilyRe: Am Confused on what to DO....I need ADVICE by konfused(op): 12:35pm On Mar 11, 2017
Ioannes:
I had to laugh out loud when I got to "and the problem is she is pregnant for me".

Congratulations sir, you've just become the father of two children. And If God wants to catch you, she'll give birth to twins.

You've got no options here bro, you'll have to marry the mother of your kid and be good to her.
Lol, this ur ekpere will not work, she has already delivered........
FamilyRe: Am Confused on what to DO....I need ADVICE by konfused(op): 7:43am On Mar 11, 2017
MummyIMadeIt:
wow to me, this is one reality educative thread as i can relate to it............

OP am happy u decided to marry lady A, and i can bet she would make the better wife material, now all you need do to avoid REGRETS IN THE FUTURE ARE:

1. BE UP and CLOSE with GOD
2. REMAIN FOCUSED AND DETERMINED IN YOUR FAMILY DUTIES
3. MAINTAIN GOOD COMMUNICATION CHANNEL WITH YOUR WIFE
4. DOUBLE YOUR INCOME BROTHER


AND OP WHAT'S YOUR BABY BOY'S NAME...........JUST BEEN CURIOUS
CHINUALUMOGU. . . . . . that's his name.
Thanks
PoliticsRe: Policemen, MOPOL Search Danjuma La’ah's House In Kaduna (Pics) by konfused: 10:04pm On Mar 09, 2017
Imagine, just negodu


Only if and if the missionaries never set foot in Africa, there wouldn't have been any cause for religious discrimination......
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Strolling On The Street Of London (Photos) by konfused: 9:48pm On Mar 09, 2017
Look closely at his hair under the cap, then compare it with that of his picture with the bishop of Canterbury.


The two pictures were supposed to have been taken todayhuh


..Or maybe he shaved his hair after the strolling......


Ana amcha!!!!!!
EducationRe: I.G Yusuf: "Mercy And Her Boyfriend Kidnapped And Humiliated Me" by konfused: 7:01pm On Mar 06, 2017
richiearmany14:
Wow is that d best u can come up wit? well i just hv an investigative mindset if u must know.
Lol, Oga, u said and I quote "only if I can obtain the girl's fone records, you will see the lecturer went there to pick them up".......

This clearly shows you have inside info or maybe you are a student of the school.

All the same, the lecturers act is despicable.
EducationRe: I.G Yusuf: "Mercy And Her Boyfriend Kidnapped And Humiliated Me" by konfused: 5:24pm On Mar 06, 2017
richiearmany14:
If only i can obtain either of d gals or d lecturers phone record, then u will see that the lecturer actually went there to pick her up n picked her friends up instead
Oh, you have inside information. Seems you know more.......

I rest my case.
EducationRe: I.G Yusuf: "Mercy And Her Boyfriend Kidnapped And Humiliated Me" by konfused: 9:55am On Mar 06, 2017
richiearmany14:
Let me tell u wat doesnt add up (1) why was mercy at d said junction at dat time of d nyt? (2) how did mercy know dat d lecturer will b at said junction at dat time? (3)did he stop to pick up som1?(4) why was his doors not locked driving at dat time of d nyt? 1thing is certain, d lecturer is lying
I don't even know who to believe anymore.

many inconsistencies.

But I still believe one thing, I don't think the lecturer is so dumb to have gone to mercy's room for a romp on the sack
EducationRe: I.G Yusuf: "Mercy And Her Boyfriend Kidnapped And Humiliated Me" by konfused: 8:10am On Mar 06, 2017
This story doesn't add up one bit.


I don't think the lecturer would be foolish enough to dare go to Mercy's house to have a romp with her, too many eye witness abound.

Something doesn't add up.
FamilyRe: Am Confused on what to DO....I need ADVICE by konfused(op): 9:36am On Mar 05, 2017
ifemola:
Just assume lady A is your sister, how do you want her to continue ,two kids from different father. Haba now this is wickedness.You dont love her but yet you were doing her without condom,For God sake condom is still #50 abi e don increase ni. You better mind yourself and go with lady A cause i see lady B cheating on you already.
Madam, jiri nwayo, she is now my wife, this event happened last year, she just gave birth yesterday.....ihotago!!!!

Thanks though, but I am not wicked biko.....
PoliticsRe: Buhari Not Critically Ill, Not In Hospital, Says Lai Mohammed by konfused: 9:34am On Mar 05, 2017
Jesusloveyou:
you are really confuse. the good People of nigeria are praying for him out of curiosity. And you ipods also pray for him, a prayer of what? A prayer of death. That is why i ask, Who ask you to pray for him?
You count urself as one of the good people of Nigeria abi.
Jisi ike
FamilyRe: Am Confused on what to DO....I need ADVICE by konfused(op): 6:26am On Mar 05, 2017
;DI thank God, finally she has delivered. A BBB.

I am grateful to all those who advised me to marry her, I did and I am not regretting it.

May God bless you all, guess am no longer Konfused now.
SportsRe: I Like One Striker - Guardiola Speak On Iheanacho's Snub by konfused: 9:10am On Mar 02, 2017
I think Zalatan's assertion about Pep might be right, he is a coward for not coming out directly to say what is the reason of his snubbing iheanacho.


That's same way he treated Eto, Yaya toure, Song etc at Barcelona.

Iheanacho is still young, he might be better off going to another big club where he will shine and shame Pep
PoliticsRe: Buhari Not Critically Ill, Not In Hospital, Says Lai Mohammed by konfused: 12:47am On Feb 28, 2017
Jesusloveyou:
did buhari ask you ipods to pray a sick prayer for him.
Since he didn't ask for prayers, I guess those doing it re on a fool's errand.


FYI,Next time you mention me, desist from bringing disrepute to your moniker
PoliticsRe: Buhari Not Critically Ill, Not In Hospital, Says Lai Mohammed by konfused: 10:26pm On Feb 27, 2017
If he is neither critically ill nor in the hospital, why then does he need prayers, or am I missing something......
TravelRe: Nigerians Confront South Africans With Guns In Pretoria - Facebook User by konfused: 5:20pm On Feb 24, 2017
victorvezx:
Shut up, ethnic bigot. They are talking about Nigerians carrying Guns to defend themselves and u automatically think they are igbos
Shut up nwa ndi ara, but when they talk about Nigerian drug dealers you re quick to point out its Igbos........
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by konfused: 9:00am On Feb 24, 2017
Calebsky:
VILLA IS REAL COMBO
The Strongest - Union Espanola 1X2 and Under/Over 3.5 goals 1 and Over 3.5 2.55
FC Dallas - CD Arabe Unido Halftime/Fulltime FC Dallas / FC Dallas 2.00
Criciuma SC - Internacional RS Halftime/Fulltime X / Internacional RS 4.80
America de Cali - Jaguares d. Cordoba Halftime/Fulltime Jaguares FC / America De Cali 27.00
Universitario de Deportes - Real Garcilaso Halftime/Fulltime Real Garcilaso / Universitario De Deportes 24.00

Odds: 15863.0
bet9ja code??
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Visits Murtala Muhammed Airport (Photos) by konfused:
omenkaLives:
Please yall should tell LiePob miscreants to focus on their lies about biafla and stop trying to famz with our able and agile NIGERIAN APC Acting President.

We dont need your blessings. Too many badluck associated with LiePob. cheesy

Sai Osinbajo!

Sai Nigeria!

Get well PMB! smiley
PoliticsRe: Somebody Help! Imo State Is On Fire! ! by konfused: 11:41pm On Feb 22, 2017
Abagworo:
I've been in Owerri 4 times this 2017 and there is much money there that I'm already planning to relocate or site major hospitality establishment there. Ask the owner of Cubana which among Lagis, Abuja, PH and Owerri has the highest patronage.
So clubs and lounge patronage are now yardsticks to measure how much money in a town.

Jisi unu ike
RomanceRe: Kenyan Lesbian Couple Releases Pre-wedding Photos by konfused: 10:23pm On Feb 22, 2017
Just look at umu ndi ara that were ranting on twitter that Nigerians have destroyed their country.

Just negodu anya, they re already on the path, guess Nigerians are there to help them move faster towards uwa mmebi.
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Ignored Goodluck Jonathan’s Call – Femi Fani-Kayode Reveals by konfused:
sarrki:
Press with their wahala

Must he intervene with the court order

They will now blame him of conniving with Gej
Did u actually read the post, or re u just dropping your comments cos GEJ and PDP were mentioned.

He intervened cos they were not allowed to use the ICC for their meeting and not about the court order.....ihotago!!!!
TravelRe: The Bad Image Of Nigeria Abroad. Kenyans Blast Nigerians by konfused:
hungryboy:
Some ediots here will be bashing a particular tribe forgetting that when e happen for dia
Dem no wan sabi whether you be igbo or yoruba or Efik
Na only Nigerians dem sabi



Majority of drugs entering the United States na from Mexico
But Americans never rise up burn down Legitimate Mexican businesses or beat up Mexicans going about their legitimate businesses



Black South Africans are the most pathetic set of people in this continent




First the were attacking Zimbabweans for taking their jobs



Next it was Somalis for taking over the roadside kiosk business




Now is Nigerians for dealing drugs




Those guys are just frustrated human beings
Make dem no go fight the white South Africans were corner all their riches


Make dem continue dey blame their fellow Africans for their problems



Mumu people
Brother, you are very much correct. Don't mind all these myopic individuals that don't reason at all.

See as everyone is quickly blaming Nigerians as if the drugs just disappear and appear on the streets of South Africa, don't they have custom officials?

Ike gwuru
PoliticsRe: "Pussy Cat Where Have You Been?", Reno Omokri Mocks Those Visiting Buhari In UK by konfused: 6:57pm On Feb 21, 2017
priscaoge:
Chukwu gọzie gị nwannem! Mba tongue tongue ịna achọ nwunye? tongue cheesy



Ekelem gi nwanne m. Abụ m nwaanyị Igbo cheesy #Igboamaka
Nwanne m nwanyi, Udo diri gi.

Igbo amaka na eziokwu.

Obi n'ejuputam na anuri mgbe obula m furu onye na asu ma n'ede ASUSU igbo ofuma.

Edemede gi aso gbugom, biko inwere ike inye me ikike ka m were ya tinye na fesibukum.
PoliticsRe: "Pussy Cat Where Have You Been?", Reno Omokri Mocks Those Visiting Buhari In UK by konfused: 5:31pm On Feb 21, 2017
priscaoge:
Buhari, the only LONDON BASED Nigerian President ever elected! Nigeria is already enjoying his far distance relationship, Reno should also accept it cheesy cheesy

Meanwhile, Today is World Language (Mother Tongue) Day! Lemme pay a Tribute to Nigeria in my Mother Tongue tongue tongue tongue

NATIONAL ANTHEM

Zọlie ndị ala anyị
Zaa òkù Naijiria
K'anyi jee ozi na okwukwe
N'ike n'ịhụnanya.
Ka ike ndị Odogwu anyị kpara
Ghara Ịla n'iyi
Ji ịdị n'ike jee ozi
Otu obodo nwe onwe ya
Udo n'ịdị na otu
Ekelem gi nwanne.

Obi di m so uto ifu edemede gi a, jisi ike.

Igbo ga adi.
HealthRe: Nigerian Lady Gives Birth To A Baby Girl In A Car In Nsukka,enugu(photos) by konfused: 8:01am On Feb 21, 2017
Glory be to God, it's not easy.
If you ever being with a pregnant woman, you will understand
RomanceRe: What Did I Do Wrong To This Guy? by konfused: 6:49am On Feb 21, 2017
ElizaVeta:
wah made you konfused actually?
If I start narrating what made me KONFUSED, chi ga eji, chi ga abo
FamilyRe: Pls Help, My Mum Is Suffering From Megalomania And Am Begining To Hate Her. by konfused: 1:41pm On Feb 20, 2017
Your mum is going through issues associated with menopause.

What she needs more now is more loving words and care. Your dad needs to start doubling his ehmmm, effort per se.


She needs the D more now, that's what will tame her
Nairaland GeneralThe Inspirational Story Of Sir Louis Ojukwu by konfused(op):
THE INSPIRATIONAL STORY OF SIR LOUIS OJUKWU

A lot of people may not know who Sir Louis Philip Odumegwu Ojukwu is besides the fact that he was the father of late Biafran Warlord, Dim Chukwuemeka Ojukwu. But the fact is that he was one of the greatest Business men ever produced in Africa and one of the richest.

It beggars belief that Sir Ojukwu went to Lagos with nothing in 1929 aged just 20 but 10 years later aged just 30, he was already managing his own chain of businesses which included, Ojukwu Stores, Ojukwu textiles and Ojukwu transportation company. By 1950, just Ojukwu Transportation company had over 200 trucks in its fleet. How did he do it?


Born Louis Philip Odumegwu Ojukwu in Nnewi in 1909, the only boy and second of four children,Sir Ojukwu went to Government primary School Asaba. In 1922, he proceeded to the only secondary School in the Eastern region at the time, Hope Waddell training institute, Calabar.

After completing his secondary School education in 1928, Sir Louis secured a job as a tyre sales clerk with John Holt Lagos in 1929. It was working as a tyre clerk the Sir Louis Ojukwu noticed that many Igbo traders who came to Lagos to buy tyres also bought textiles as well.


With his meagre saving, Sir Louis travelled down to Onitsha where he opened his first business venture called "Ojukwu stores" and employed one of his relatives to oversee it. He then returned to Lagos and started sending down textiles on Lorries to his shop while still working for John Holt.

Sir Louise's textile boomed. By 1930, Louis bought a second hand truck and employed a driver in other move his goods himself and 'Ojukwu transport company' was born. Sir Ojukwu worked tirelessly and by end of the 1930's, was the major transporter on the East-West Road.

In 1939, on the outbreak of world war 2, the British Government requested the use of Sir Ojukwu's fleet of trucks for the War effort to which he agreed.
When the war ended in 1945, the British Government recognised the sacrifice he made and he was awarded a KBE (Knight of the British Empire).

The end of the war also created a high demand for raw materials from West Africa and sir Ojukwu's Transport business exploded sky high and he diversified into other businesses. Some of Sir Ojukwu's early drivers such as Chief Ilodibe (Ekene Dili Chukwu) and Chief Izuchukwu (Izuchukwu Transport) would later become Transport moguls themselves.


Sir Ojukwu was so rich that in 1956 when the Queen visited Nigeria, the British authorities had to borrow his Rolls Royce and personal driver to chauffeur the Queen around.

Sir Louis was also a financial pillar of Zik's NCNC party and when the party came to power in 1960, Sir Louis was offered the position of Finance Minister which he turned down, the position ultimately went to Okotie-Eboh. Sir Louis died in Nkalagu, present day Ebonyi state, in 1966.

Sir Louis CV is the most intimidating I have ever seen and probably will ever see. He was:

1)The first President of the Nigerian Stock Exchange

2) President, African Continental Bank

3) Chairman, Nigerian cement company (NIGERCEM)

4) CEO, Ojukwu Transport company

5) Chairman, Nigerian National Shipping Line

6) Chairman, Lion Of Africa Insurance Company

7) Chairman, BISCO Nigeria Limited
cool Chairman, Nigerian Industrial Development Bank

9) Vice President, Lagos Chamber Of Commerce

10) Chairman, Palmline Shipping company

11) Chairman, Nigerian Produce Marketing board

12) Chairman, Eastern Nigerian Development Corporation

13) Chairman, Costain west Africa

14) Director, Shell D'Arcy Petroleum

15) Director, Thomas Wyatt & Son

16) Director, Nigerian Coal corporation

17) Director, Guinness Nigeria Limited

18) Director, Nigerian Tobacco Company

19) Director, Daily Times of Nigeria

The man was simply larger than life. Sir Louis also owned numerous building, landed properties and stocks. It is estimated that as at the time he died in 1966, he was worth about 4 Billion Dollars in today's money.
Inspiring!

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=409704589378427&substory_index=0&id=363369214011965

TravelRe: South Africans Blast Nigerians On Facebook: "Nigerians Must Be Deported" by konfused:
Train up a child in the way he should go, he will never depart from it.


Am not supporting drug dealers, but if there are no users, there won't be sellers.

Sometimes, there is something that baffles me, why is it that drugs are not sold openly on the streets of Nigeria like its being done in countries like south Africa and US.

South Africans are lazy and have a portion of the blame.

The drugs don't just appear on the streets of South Africa, it goes through their border, so some portion of the blame should be theirs.

There is a song by Shyne, Quasi OG, he says ........." "Man, black people don't own no ports or boats
So tell me how the fcvk we getting all this coke"
LiteratureRe: An Event That Happened Between A Fictional Character And Me by konfused: 11:00am On Feb 19, 2017
Divepen1:
Tye's tribbette song blasted in my ear as I was writing my story on paper. My head was becoming hot. I needed rest after writing for two hours non-stop.
Suddenly, I heard a loud noise. I hurriedly unplugged the earpiece from my ear. Someone was knocking. Who could be knocking? The school was on holiday. There was no way anybody could come visiting at this time. I had no friend. Just acquintances.
' Yes. Who is there?'
' Good afternoon', a lady called. My eyes almost entered my head as I tried to figure who the lady was. I shook my head and opened the door. I was surprised by the beauty of this lady. She had a bottle in her hand. A bag hanged across her body. My heart pounded. I knew this lady. But I didn't know where.
' Good afternoon...' I said as I looked at her.
She sized me up and pushed her way past me.
' What is this?' I said after I had regained a little confidence.
' So, this is you?'
' Me... What are you talking about?'
She laughed, threw her head back and drank from her bottle. My breathe stopped. I know this lady. I have seen her somewhere.
' You know who I am. Don't you?'
I shook my head.
' Oh God. Are you telling you are so dumb?'
' Lady. If you don't leave this room, I will be forced to forcefully evict you'.
She paused. A bright smile covered her face. ' You even look more like Bidemi, only that he is fairer'.
My heart skipped beats. I know only two Bidemi. One from our church. The other from my story.
' Which Bidemi?'
' Bidemi Adeoti of course'.
' Are you for real?' I whispered, stunned.
' Don't you recognise my bottle of coffee'.
I stopped breathing.
' My bag of weapons', she said gracefully and start revealing the deadly weapons in her bag.
' That's impossible'.
' What is impossible? I don't know what to say. Just make sure Bidemi do not wake from the slumber'.
' What are you talking about?'
' Yes, I've read your story. And I know he will wake in June.'
' If you are truly Racheal, how did you get here?'
She laughed mockingly.
' A powerful witch made all the fictional characters in the world become real'.
' But that's impossible'.
' I don't know what's impossible'
' How...How..Did you find me?'
She smiled. 'you are my author. You made me good. I can find anything. I'm Racheal. I know everything.'
' What do you want?' My heart was pounding.
' My initial plan was to just see you. But now, I want to see how you can send us back to our childhood. I don't want to be the one kidnapped. I want it to be Grace. So, I will find her'.
' But that's impossible'.
' Very possible.' She said and brought out her gun from the bag and pointed it at my head. ' You know I don't miss'.
' How do I know it has worked?'
' When you post it online. The witch can only read it online'.
Lol, your sense of imagination is so intriguing


This is exactly like Stephen king did with his characters on his book THE DARK TOWER series, one of the characters ROLAND had to visit him when he had an accident in the real world to tell him to hurry up and finish the book cos time is running out.


Keep it up, you are good dude. I enjoyed reading this.
1 Like
FamilyRe: There Is No Such Thing As 'luck' by konfused: 10:02am On Feb 18, 2017
So when one wins a lottery, what's that??

Out of about 500,000 individual's that might apply for a lottery and a single individuals wins it, what's thathuh


Ogbeni, there is something like being lucky

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 (of 20 pages)