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Family › Re: Nairalanders Please Help, My First Son Is Behaving Somehow by konkerall(m): 1:30pm On Apr 06, 2023

Hmm. Chai
This boy has really suffered.
Please you need to go to him and apologise profusely to him for all the damages and trauma your controlling husband has caused to this young man.
Both of you need to do this asap!
It’s a pity he had to pass through all these in his father’s house.

This is pure abuse no matter how you see it.
Parents should only guide and not dictate to their kids.
Pharmacy isn’t better than Computer Science in the current scheme of things. Your husband is still living in the past.
You don’t need to be go to tertiary institution to be educated or literate.
People with skills these days are way more progressive than those with Masters and phD and even medical drs and Pharmacists.
Torturing him both psychologically and physically is wickedness. And this guy must be at the very edge of complete mental breakdown now.
You need to do something very fast.
You and your husband need to apologise in tears and fix him up immediately and immediately.
I was shivering reading this.
Enough is enough.
Mind you this boy is your son but if takes this up legally, you and your husband will pay huge damages and still go to jail.

Travel › Re: My Wife Younger Brother Invited Me To USA; Please I Need Guidance/steps by konkerall(m): 1:57pm On Mar 12, 2023

nounpastquestio:
Good day Nairalanders,
SCAM!!
Please I sincerely need your help/assistance/advice to help me secure US VISA

My wife younger brother that’s a doing a Masters Programme in one of the Universities in USA will be rounding up his programme by May, 2023 and the school gave him 3 slots opportunity to invite his family members and he gave me a slot of invitation to the USA.
From the mentioned date, I have limited time to get all things available.

NOTE:
1. I have valid Passport
2. Though I have been refused USA VISA far back 2012
3. I have Business name with account with GTB Bank. I have steady flows of cash on it, but not in million
4. I have 2 kids

Please what steps should I take now and how do I get the required documents without me spending much?

Travel › Re: My Wife Younger Brother Invited Me To USA; Please I Need Guidance/steps by konkerall(m): 1:54pm On Mar 12, 2023

You should be very careful.
There’s nothing like schools abroad giving people (students) slots to invite family members that are not their spouse or kids.
We are in internet age.
Better use your google or email the school.
Immigration will just take your money.

Romance › Re: Nigeria Ranks Top Users On Grindr, A Gay Dating App by konkerall(m): 7:13pm On Dec 25, 2020

smoke9910:
90% of those naija users go be boys wey dey use am hustle gay work. So there is no cause for alarm when it comes to the sexual orientation of naija guys.

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You nailed it

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Am I Really Being unfair To These Two Girls?? by konkerall(m): 6:19am On Dec 20, 2020

Lol, see this one. Which thrash are you talking about. Which favors?

Did your sis tell you that once you share the link, they will automatically get the jobs or what?
Or you just want to brag in Nairaland here that your sis is in UK.

If your sis in UK, how come you sound as if you don't even know any shit about the process of getting that kinda job as a foreigner. You're just keen to hoard information, makes me think you made this shit up.

BTW Is getting a job in UK as a nurse or doctor big deal nowadays. What sort of favors are you talking about this naive nigga?

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Culture › Re: Man ‘arrests’ Nsukka Deity For Making His Business Fail (photo) by konkerall(m): 11:02pm On Sep 29, 2020

dre11:
VANGUARD

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I don't blame the young man. I blame Nigerian pastors, prophets and prophetess. They must have made him to believe that this wooden deity is behind all his travails.
If u know, u know, dnt pretend you dnt knw.
He's suffering from from 'Our-daddy-said' syndrome

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Romance › Re: My Mother Rejected Her. But I Impregnated Her And Aborted It by konkerall(m): 5:49am On Apr 17, 2020

First bro, you've to be a man, u shldnt allow ur mum to dictate for you.To make life changing decisions for you esp for a life partner. You can take her advice/suggestions but it's too childish for you to sheepishly follow them (let me insult u since you've given us permission)

Secondly, what kinda pregnancy test did she show you? I can tell you wt certainty that it was fake. Pure audio pregnancy, just to get money from you probably because she perceived you were running from her.

Thirdly, she didn't go to any fuckin herbalist. That's all a well thought out gimmick to fool you again. If you doubt me, tell her that you would like to accompany her to the herbalist house.

Obviously, I can see you are not a 'street' guy bro. You are mummy's pet, still clinging to her apron strings. Otherwise real street niggas won't fall for this cheap blackmail.

Family › Re: I Want To Marry From My Village Against Everyone's Will please help me by konkerall(m): 10:45pm On Feb 21, 2020

Someone is here looking for advice on how to continue to indulge in incest and taboo and in the name of fucking love.

Fool at 25. Go and marry your job if you have one cos obviously you ain't matured for marriage yet.
You should do more of flower boys things during wedding to gain more experience.
Nwa mkpi(small he-goat).
U need like 25 more years of experience literally you need to regrow up.

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Family › Re: How Do I Ask My Cousin To Leave My House? by konkerall(m): 11:37pm On Feb 19, 2020

Use your landlord or landlady to eject him. Let him or her come and tell you that you have been warned not to accommodate roommates without their notice. In his presence.
Thank me later.

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Romance › Re: My Valentine's Gifts For My Girlfriend Are Finally Here. Come And See by konkerall(m): 9:35pm On Feb 08, 2020

I am sure this nigga doesn't evn have a girlfriend let alone of buying Val gift.
From the way he sounded all through, he obviously has some tricks up his sleeves and he may trick some gals here soon.
Cos it seems some don de trip already.
Baba I hail, make I knw spoil ur show shaa

Christianity Etc › Re: Ruth Ifunanya Muoka And Lucky Oha Wedding Pictures by konkerall(m): 4:53pm On Jul 29, 2019

It's funny bro but that's their selling point. They're advertising their church

I must commend the simplicity.

But then, Lazarus's wearing signboard on a day like this NO FOLLOW[/quote]

Education › Re: Mr Oscar Becomes UNICAL Strongest Man, Mr Supreme Fails To Defend His Crown by konkerall(m): 8:18pm On May 04, 2019

It's only biased and jealous people like you that will like this your post making you feel as wise as King Solomon now.
Bro you didn't make any sense. It's obvious you're the lazy type that cannot even exercise. So if someone is building muscle, the person will automatically not read books again or what??

Every man below the age of 40 must posses in him a considerable level of strength required to lift weights not less than 50KG.

Regular exercise or body building is very good but the man who engages in brain building will be the master of the man who only engages in muscle building. The brain isn’t a muscle, but it behaves like one. The more you use it, the more it grows. So read books. Meditate on them and your brain will lead you to wealth.

Some phrases above are credited to Reno
Richdad[/quote]

Politics › Re: Lauretta Onochie Reacts To Atiku's Orphan Story by konkerall(m): 8:31pm On Nov 21, 2018

"....President Buhari and VP cannot lie to Nigeria." And you concluded by lying with your f**king filthy mouth, bloody sycophants everywhere.

Celebrities › Re: 10 Things To Note Before You Protest With 2face Idibia by konkerall(m): 5:59pm On Feb 03, 2017

Rubbish...you don't even have facts, you're just exuding cowardice and sychophancy here. Who told you Tuface is from Otukpo??

Agriculture › Re: Anambra Begins Vegetable Export To The Uk (pic) by konkerall(m): 12:48pm On Feb 01, 2016

tartar9:
they should check well if drugs weren't hidden inside.we are tired of them embarrassing Nigeria.

gay-ass bigot!

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Politics › Re: Voluntary Retirement's Hit Customs by konkerall(m): 10:11pm On Oct 29, 2015

'haven'

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Christianity Etc › Re: Pope US Visit Proves Nigerian Pastors Wrong!!! by konkerall(m): 11:16pm On Oct 04, 2015

TrajansKong:
I SAY AGAIN!!

This is not the African Way.
The Pope is wrong. How can we respect him as a man of God if he travels amongst the common people? How can we glorify one who does not glorify himself? He is a messenger of God!! He should reflect God's power accordingly.We do not exalt those on our own level. A true pastor must SHOW he is above us in every way.

The Vatican has billions and BILLIONS in precious metals and stones but this pope does not display any of this for us to admire. If we cannot SEE and admire a man's power and wealth how can we follow him and give unto his glory?

This pope is a disgrace to Christianity. A man of God cannot be humble. He must be mighty as God is mighty.Fly your private jet, Papa Oyedepo! Wear your Rolex, Papa Adeboye. Wear your Armani suits Pastor Daniel! We cannot judge you as we judge ourselves. You are truly men of God. Our spiritual and earthly masters!

You need some reality checks,mayb ua nt one of doz hungry pastors dt think church is a business centre

Romance › Re: We Took An Oath And I Found Out She Is Possessed by konkerall(m): 10:54pm On Oct 04, 2015

I blame Nollywood for this...Oath!!..kwa..tufiakwa.
Bro jst live with it,d solution is nt in ds world again.

Health › Re: Watch Your Cream For Hydroquinone.-(dangers Of Hydroquinone.) by konkerall(m): 7:38pm On Oct 02, 2015

Rukky Sandra abi na Sandall needs to read this

Romance › Re: Nigerian Guy Calls Out Lagos Lady That Dumped Him After A N45k Dinner Date by konkerall(m): 4:54pm On Sep 25, 2015

This guy should be the reason why OLODO must be in dictionary.
The fool is moving around with ricketty car but had to spend 45k on an asshole,and yet not even ashamed to wash the striking linen in public.who send am?
As for the gal,she must be asshole runs gal,a slut,cos that's what her actions portray about her.

Romance › Re: Nigerian Guy Calls Out Lagos Lady That Dumped Him After A N45k Dinner Date by konkerall(m): 4:45pm On Sep 25, 2015

VickyRotex:
Last Supper ni. Na why the girl leave am.

You chose the right moniker

Lmao @Last supper ni...Nairalanders no go kill me,bro u be comedian

Celebrities › Re: Photo: Rukky Sanda Blasts Her Follower! by konkerall(m): 11:14pm On Sep 20, 2015

See this bushmore Rukky sandal or wat...Frm d way she sounded,itz obvious she is jst local LovePeddler...itz like d bleaching cream has permeated her brain..she call herself celebrity cos they r making cheap money out of crap nollywood movies.
I dnt even know she is sef..see pictures,see pose,see skin,seems she is using hypo to bleach.

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Celebrities › Re: Flavour Vs Iyanya Vs Peter Okoye:Who Rocks The Six Packs Best(Photos) by konkerall(m): 1:40pm On Sep 16, 2015

@Op...Each of them has a sexy ripped ab(domen) but none has six packs.Six-pack tummy is not just the same as flat ab,neither is just a product of exercise alone but rather exercise plus the nature of tummy muscles. Flavour and P-Square have a well defined four packs.Iyanya's not really clear cut.
Some people even have eight,like me.This reminds me of pot-belly pandemic...the next thread loading

Sports › Re: Mikel Weeps, Begs NFF (Nigerian Football Federation) - The Sun by konkerall(m): 9:55pm On Sep 07, 2015

Story for the god and goddesses

Car Talk › Re: Keke Operator Installs Seat Belt In His Tricycle (Photos) by konkerall(m): 1:36pm On Aug 17, 2015

Nigerians are very funny...lol...Fela summarized us in his song, "suffering and smiling "

Autos › Re: Full CARFAX & AUTOCHECK Vehicle VIN Reports In 30 MINS Via Whatsapp 07062725752 by konkerall(m): 9:00am On Aug 11, 2015

Did my Autocheck with Chibecan Global Concept last week and it was amazing.The report was very comprehensive and detailed.
Please make sure u get an Autocheck for that your tokunbo car or the one you are intending to buy.
IT IS MORE THAN NECESSARY!

Autos › Re: Free Autocheck Reports! by konkerall(m): 8:10am On Aug 02, 2015

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Please kindly help me check this.
Tnx

Fashion › Re: Check Out This Amazing Makeup Transformation Of Albinos by konkerall(m): 5:38pm On Aug 01, 2015

After painting the face lavishly with with make-up,what will then become of the skin other parts of the body like legs and hands.
All the same,the thickness of this make-up may offer some level of protection to their faces from sunburn.

Education › Re: Is This Form Of Punishment Wrong Or Right? by konkerall(m): 1:02pm On Aug 01, 2015

simeonii:
I came across this pix, and was wondering if corporal punishments are still allowed in school this days? And even if it still exist, I think there are certain punishments that the female students should not be allowed to do, just like the pix below ... Just wondering what the teacher is looking at? as if he is seeing the solution to the assignment there

Pervert teacher

Education › Re: Is This Form Of Punishment Wrong Or Right? by konkerall(m): 1:00pm On Aug 01, 2015

Space booked

Education › Re: Cucumber Stuck on A UNN Female Student's Private Part During Masturbation by konkerall(m): 10:35am On Jun 29, 2015

Cock and bull story!..is it evn possible for a gal to do herself with sth strong as cucumber cos she can't even wtstand d pain...and I evn wonder d level of injury that will warrant emergency surgery..and it is a monumental lie dt doctors asked for the parents consent for an adult patient dt was fully conscious and alert...#Storyforthegods#

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