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I see we all want to get married to puppets that we can CONTROL. That's cool ![]() |
As the spirit leads init |
Buy her Umblerra |
It's cheating only if you're caught.... Atink ![]() |
Does your friend know you are posting his sister's picture on the internet?? |
rokiatu:Kim Kardashian is hideous I'm sorry. You're welcome ![]() |
I didn't say you should shag him. Don't be quick to conclude, the realness is in the detail ma. Look beyond the potty-mouthedness Ok look at it like this: are you attracted to him sexually? -- Not necessarily love do you enjoy his company? -- Love would you do anything to make him happy? -- Love You're a saying he's always there for you and is great with you family. A lot of us in naija esp tend to ignore the sexual part (IT IS MAJOR). If there is sexual chemistry between you two, then the cypher is complete. Make your relationship official and stop kidding around. Life is short! You're welcome ![]() |
dayflower:Look out for the signs. If after a while you don't get any signals, if you want him like that you would make it known to him and face the music then. You're welcome ![]() |
What do I love in her? THIS DICK!! You're welcome ![]() |
The moment you notice dude wants to get in you pants, he's the one! He loves you. As in real love and also wants to phuck you? Then that's the man you should be with. If he doesn't want you sexually, keep the friend zone tidy. You're welcome ![]() |
Lisaflex:But she hooked on that dick though. Must be hard for her... All pun intended. You're welcome ![]() |
If he has never had a boner when y'all are alone, you're in the friend zone ma. You're welcome ![]() |
Sounds like she has a problem. The b!tch prolly never came in her life. Check with her if she has ever busted a nut in her life then you know how to proceed. You're welcome ![]() |
Nigga, you better take this L like loser you are. You're saying it's good to have options. Well, you can't be mad at her for having options too. Tuck you dick between your legs and take the L like a chump! SPEECH SPEECH You're welcome ![]() |
If his dick is failing him, he needs to show her what that mouth do. let her cum a few times, then he can do is 2 minute gymnastics and it is happy days. Nigga needs to accept that he's in a lesbian relationship from now on for it to work out. You're welcome ![]() |
So the nigga ain't phucking either. It's all good then. |
If a nigga is spending on you and you have no prior friendship, be ready to give up that poo-c. If you ain't ready gonna give it up, don't collect. It's all transactional baby. |
Vulcanizer can connect his pump to her titt!es and inflate them joints right quick. Or her fiance can do it the old fashioned way, and blow with his mouth. Worked in my case. |
This b!tch says she's made up her mind and then asking what she should do. H0e you dumb! |
Hold Me Back - Rick Ross ![]() |
k2wise: I can never file for a divorce or be separated from my wife..... Never.... Even if I catch her red handed with another man. I just can't find any reason to divorce. Maybe there can't be a more "beautiful" woman. https://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5ac1vDMfg1rnbgkp.gif |
okpara ugo: If he were a lady, I would have called her "Bitch". I often hear of ladies getting fed up with their relationship/marriage. Maybe it was for his wife's "beauty" he married her and not for her "character". he needs prayers though. Now he has seen it all and wants more.Please can you explain what the prayer will do? |
mekaboy: [b] EVEN THOUGH THIS SOUNDS LIKE A MOVIE SCRIPT U POSTED HERE BUT FOR REAL THIS WHAT.MOST MARRIED MEN FACE TODAY.You are making no sense whatsoever. You sound very self centered. This attitude won't get you lasting relationships |
God needs to deliver my people from the "prayer" thing. The amount for solutions that we have missed because we refused to DO anything about situations, but just wallow in pity and decided to pray. And when nothing happens we say "God knows best". Until we realize that we can actually do things.That God has given us the ability to find solutions to problems instead of always looking elsewhere. Until we know this we will go nowhere. Forget prayer in this case. It is absolutely normally for there to be lulls in marriages and relationships. It doesn't mean he has fallen out of love with. The way I see love is this: if you can answer yes to this question "Are you willing to give your life up for the one you claim to love?". Then you have solid legs to stand on. If he loves his wife and this is purely just a sexual thing, then there's no cause for alarm. They need some excitement in their lives. They need to hang out - go clubbing, do fun things together. Date again and COMMUNICATE. They'll be fine. This will happen again and again. People who are talking about divorce, calling the guy names. You are actually the weak ones. Your friend should just chill and get to reconnect with his "friend", the agro will follow |
[quote author=Nosa-Henry]Marriage is not bed of roses neither is it prison sentence. To me the guy has a good heart for even trying to please the woman, some men would have since thrown her out of the house. The guy cannot continue to live in perpetual unhappiness for the rest of his life. Divorce, no matter how unfortunate it may seems, is the best option in this circumstance even for the woman cos it will come to a point the man will even be wishing the woman death or take action in that direction. Physical beauty or attraction is not a guarantee that the woman is also beautiful when the man gets to down below.[/quote] Smh. Some of you have very interesting perspectives, wow |
Real talk mehn... It's different if it was just normal day to day. But you were hospitalized, and she responds how she did?! Nah that don't fly my nigga. I'm the typa guy that hates talking on the phone. But some situations make it necessary to pick up the horn and reach out. If she indeed cares for u, not to even mention love she would have called you or even apologized when she heard ur voice. Her responding like that doesn't speak too well of her feelings for you. |
You're welcome |
omega25red: who keeps 50 mil in the house?Let's go home now. This is why we are here |
Lizzyvonne: I hv nt been intimate wit himExactly his point!! ![]() |
Suya |
fluid26: Seriously, that boy must be a houseboyThis is a realass nigga right here!! Real talk bruh |



for him to be comfortable with such display in public. He has no reserved shame. 
