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Romance / Re: Is It Right..??? by koozy(m): 2:57pm On Sep 17, 2015
I see we all want to get married to puppets that we can CONTROL. That's cool
Romance / Re: Must A Man Kneel Down To Propose To A Woman? by koozy(m): 2:41pm On Apr 08, 2015
As the spirit leads init
Romance / Re: My Woman Is Very Angry With Me 4 Voting Buhari by koozy(m): 10:27am On Mar 30, 2015
Buy her Umblerra
Romance / Re: Somebody Help.. by koozy(m): 10:23am On Mar 30, 2015
It's cheating only if you're caught.... Atink

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Romance / Re: Caption This Photo by koozy(m): 3:59pm On Mar 27, 2015
Does your friend know you are posting his sister's picture on the internet??
Romance / Re: What Is It With Guys And "Ass"....? by koozy(m): 1:38pm On Mar 27, 2015
rokiatu:
Not only booty but a great shape is a sight to behold. Sometimes I even get stunned looking at certain women.
There is something fascination about a really small waist, flat tummy, beautiful hips and a nice rounded butt. Even as the owner of such shape, sex sweet pass not to talk of the person who's bleeping you. And omg it look so good in gown, nice fitted skirt and such.

Lmao at guys calling it a poo tank. You don't like it fine but seriously your point is stupid. .d because everything on your body have a propose but that don't mean it ain't beautiful.


Even as a woman I like nice shape. And am talking g about the beyonce kim kardashian kinda shape. I don't blame guys.
Kim Kardashian is hideous I'm sorry.

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Romance / Re: Love Doctors by koozy(m): 1:25pm On Mar 27, 2015
I didn't say you should shag him. Don't be quick to conclude, the realness is in the detail ma. Look beyond the potty-mouthedness wink

Ok look at it like this:

are you attracted to him sexually? -- Not necessarily love
do you enjoy his company? -- Love
would you do anything to make him happy? -- Love

You're a saying he's always there for you and is great with you family. A lot of us in naija esp tend to ignore the sexual part (IT IS MAJOR). If there is sexual chemistry between you two, then the cypher is complete. Make your relationship official and stop kidding around. Life is short!

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Romance / Re: Love Doctors by koozy(m): 1:04pm On Mar 27, 2015
dayflower:
What should I do?
Look out for the signs. If after a while you don't get any signals, if you want him like that you would make it known to him and face the music then.

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Romance / Re: What Do You Love In Her? by koozy(m): 12:50pm On Mar 27, 2015
What do I love in her?

THIS DICK!!

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Romance / Re: Love Doctors by koozy(m): 12:49pm On Mar 27, 2015
The moment you notice dude wants to get in you pants, he's the one! He loves you. As in real love and also wants to phuck you? Then that's the man you should be with. If he doesn't want you sexually, keep the friend zone tidy.

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Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Is Misbehaving Since He Learnt i cant Live Without Him by koozy(m): 12:40pm On Mar 27, 2015
Lisaflex:
Oh puhleezee! If d dude can live wtout u, u can live wtout him...No one is indispensable
But she hooked on that dick though. Must be hard for her... All pun intended.

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Romance / Re: Love Doctors by koozy(m): 12:37pm On Mar 27, 2015
If he has never had a boner when y'all are alone, you're in the friend zone ma.

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Romance / Re: I Cant Satisfy Her by koozy(m): 12:31pm On Mar 27, 2015
Sounds like she has a problem. The b!tch prolly never came in her life. Check with her if she has ever busted a nut in her life then you know how to proceed.

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Romance / Re: Never Trust Girls, The Girl I Am Dating I Saw Her With Another Guy In Fast Food by koozy(m): 12:23pm On Mar 27, 2015
Nigga, you better take this L like loser you are. You're saying it's good to have options. Well, you can't be mad at her for having options too. Tuck you dick between your legs and take the L like a chump! SPEECH SPEECH

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Romance / Re: Her Fiance Seriously Complain About Not Satisfying Her On Bed. by koozy(m): 12:17pm On Mar 27, 2015
If his dick is failing him, he needs to show her what that mouth do. let her cum a few times, then he can do is 2 minute gymnastics and it is happy days. Nigga needs to accept that he's in a lesbian relationship from now on for it to work out.

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Romance / Re: Jealous Husband Glued Wife's Vagina Together by koozy(m): 12:13pm On Mar 27, 2015
So the nigga ain't phucking either. It's all good then.
Romance / Re: Why Does Spendn On Ladies Give Guys Massive Boost of Confidence 2 Initiate Sex? by koozy(m): 12:10pm On Mar 27, 2015
If a nigga is spending on you and you have no prior friendship, be ready to give up that poo-c. If you ain't ready gonna give it up, don't collect. It's all transactional baby.
Romance / Re: Her Fiance Is Seriously Complaining About Her Boobs by koozy(m): 12:05pm On Mar 27, 2015
Vulcanizer can connect his pump to her titt!es and inflate them joints right quick. Or her fiance can do it the old fashioned way, and blow with his mouth. Worked in my case.
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Is Misbehaving Since He Learnt i cant Live Without Him by koozy(m): 12:00pm On Mar 27, 2015
This b!tch says she's made up her mind and then asking what she should do. H0e you dumb!

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Romance / Re: Music You Love To Play When Making Love by koozy(m): 4:48pm On Nov 12, 2012
Hold Me Back - Rick Ross grin
Romance / Re: What Would Make You Divorce Your Spouse? by koozy(m): 4:39pm On Nov 07, 2012
k2wise: I can never file for a divorce or be separated from my wife..... Never.... Even if I catch her red handed with another man. I just can't find any reason to divorce. Maybe there can't be a more "beautiful" woman.

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Romance / Re: No Longer Finds Spouse Attractive by koozy(m): 2:50pm On Sep 10, 2012
okpara ugo: If he were a lady, I would have called her "Bitch". I often hear of ladies getting fed up with their relationship/marriage. Maybe it was for his wife's "beauty" he married her and not for her "character". he needs prayers though. Now he has seen it all and wants more.

I will rather marry a woman for her character than her beauty.

Please can you explain what the prayer will do?
Romance / Re: No Longer Finds Spouse Attractive by koozy(m): 2:49pm On Sep 10, 2012
mekaboy: [b] EVEN THOUGH THIS SOUNDS LIKE A MOVIE SCRIPT U POSTED HERE BUT FOR REAL THIS WHAT.MOST MARRIED MEN FACE TODAY.

NOTHING LASTS FOREVER, I WOULD ADVICE UR FRIEND NOT TO CHEAT ON.HER INSTEAD TALK THINGS OVER WITH HER AND MARRY A SECOND WIFE IF HE CAN AFFORD IT.

I WAS SITTING SOMEWHERE YESTERDAY WHEN A MAN WITH HIS WIFE AND THREE KIDS CAME IN. I NOTICED THAT THE MAN AND WOMEN GAVE ALL THE ATTENTION TO THEIR KIDS AND NOT THEMSELVES. I JST KNEW ITS THE KIDA THAT ARE KEEPING THEM TOGETHER.

THEN I ASKED MYSELF. IF I GET MARRIED AND IT GETS.TO THIS LEVEL, WILL I JUST REMAIN FAITHFUL AND BE IN BONDAGE OR DO I DO SOMETHING NEW LIKE TAKE A NEW WIFE AND REVIVE MY SEX AND LOVE LIFE?

I HAVE HEARD ALL THAT.CRAP ABOUT REKINDLE YOUR LOVE. I MEAN IF I HAVE ONE SHOE THAT I WEAR ALWAYS AND I POLISH IT AND IT SHINING . DOES THAT MAKE IT NEW? IN MY MIND ITS THE SAME SHOE.

THE ONLY WAY I CAN REKINDLE MY LOVE FOR THAT SHOE IS IF.I BUY.ANOTHER ONE AND STOP WEARING THE.OLD ONE FOR A WHILE, WHEN NEXT I WEAR THE OLD ONE IT WILL FEEL NEW[/b]

You are making no sense whatsoever. You sound very self centered. This attitude won't get you lasting relationships
Romance / Re: No Longer Finds Spouse Attractive by koozy(m): 2:38pm On Sep 10, 2012
God needs to deliver my people from the "prayer" thing. The amount for solutions that we have missed because we refused to DO anything about situations, but just wallow in pity and decided to pray. And when nothing happens we say "God knows best". Until we realize that we can actually do things.That God has given us the ability to find solutions to problems instead of always looking elsewhere. Until we know this we will go nowhere.

Forget prayer in this case.

It is absolutely normally for there to be lulls in marriages and relationships. It doesn't mean he has fallen out of love with. The way I see love is this: if you can answer yes to this question "Are you willing to give your life up for the one you claim to love?". Then you have solid legs to stand on. If he loves his wife and this is purely just a sexual thing, then there's no cause for alarm. They need some excitement in their lives. They need to hang out - go clubbing, do fun things together. Date again and COMMUNICATE. They'll be fine.

This will happen again and again. People who are talking about divorce, calling the guy names. You are actually the weak ones. Your friend should just chill and get to reconnect with his "friend", the agro will follow
Romance / Re: No Longer Finds Spouse Attractive by koozy(m): 2:18pm On Sep 10, 2012
Nosa-Henry:
Marriage is not bed of roses neither is it prison sentence. To me the guy has a good heart for even trying to please the woman, some men would have since thrown her out of the house. The guy cannot continue to live in perpetual unhappiness for the rest of his life. Divorce, no matter how unfortunate it may seems, is the best option in this circumstance even for the woman cos it will come to a point the man will even be wishing the woman death or take action in that direction. Physical beauty or attraction is not a guarantee that the woman is also beautiful when the man gets to down below.
Smh. Some of you have very interesting perspectives, wow
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Doesn't Call by koozy(m): 2:36pm On Sep 06, 2012
Real talk mehn... It's different if it was just normal day to day.
But you were hospitalized, and she responds how she did?! Nah that don't fly my nigga.

I'm the typa guy that hates talking on the phone. But some situations make it necessary to pick up the horn and reach out. If she indeed cares for u, not to even mention love she would have called you or even apologized when she heard ur voice. Her responding like that doesn't speak too well of her feelings for you.
Romance / Re: Pls Friends I Need Help On This by koozy(m): 1:05pm On Sep 03, 2012
grin grin grin You're welcome
Jokes Etc / Re: WHAT one THING Will YOU Pick Out? by koozy(m): 2:56pm On Aug 23, 2012
omega25red:

who keeps 50 mil in the house?
can't your parents get off their azzes and run out
the only person you should give 2shits about is your kid
Let's go home now. This is why we are here
Romance / Re: Help! Help!! Help!!!. He Is Playing Game On Me by koozy(m): 10:15am On Aug 23, 2012
Lizzyvonne: I hv nt been intimate wit him
Exactly his point!! grin
Romance / Re: What Controlz Men Most? by koozy(m): 12:12pm On Aug 10, 2012
Suya
Romance / Re: Is This Love by koozy(m): 1:14pm On Aug 09, 2012
fluid26:

Seriously, that boy must be a houseboy undecided for him to be comfortable with such display in public. He has no reserved shame. sad
Guyman fit wash d stuff o...no lele! But e go hang am for bathroom cheesy
This is a realass nigga right here!! Real talk bruh

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