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If you are an animal lover, marry the biyatch!

bknight: Responsibly ask her to marry you and raise a family.

Rubbish advice...FOH!

She fvcked up her perfect body... Gorgeous before. Disgusting now. Yuck!

Stupid thread by the way

Scash: I'm not going to drop my bag and collapse like they do in yoruba movies. I'l just say 'sorry' like as if I walked in on total strangers and den go out. If he calls me, I'l pick up and act like nothing hapnd. Den wen he brings it up I'l say 'oh, dt? Forget about it' that shld confuse him.
Bt den I'l drop my gf title by just being unavailable evrytime... I'l apologize like I dint mean to. Bt if was my bf he wld knw me well enuf to know I was removin his cheating plugs from my sockets. And den wen/if he comes to beg... He'l hear stories he'd neva heard before, nobody wld tell him to go
No need to fyt

Chop knuckle! I like it. No stress. Bawse!

stillme: if i like sex i would have bleeped her when her elder sister was in school for 4yrs,and when she was posted to Yobe for service.

Wait so u don't like sex? And u wan marry. I hope ur wife doesn't like sex like if not she will get it elsewhere. Except u don't mind.

Y'all are some fat mofos!

All that's needed is open-mindedness.

A lot of people are ignorant. Our culture has made a lot of us ignorant, racist pigs. We need to realize people are different.
As long the parties involved respect and work well together. It's all gravy baby. My missus is from the same tribe as I am, but I didn't set out for someone from the same culture. She just happens to be that. We are people first!

I feel for you. But take time out to find yourself again. It's important u let this nigga go. He doesn't want u. Cut your ties with him and unfortunately his family. Go out and live life. Get to meet people, hard as it may be. U will find someone u can confide in and hopefully start something special with. Don't feel sorry for yourself. U need your GOOD friends to help at this time to help build ur confidence. Go and groove and do thing u enjoy doing and before u know u will be over the arsehole!

As for all that covenant sh1t. BS ma. Say after me: B... S! This is what is holding our society back. Religion and superstition removing us from ourselves.

Just my two cents. Hope u find happiness soon

U want to go and do bad things abi! Na u know. As per u pops backing off. He's coming to share a special day with u and u want him to back off. Some people wish their dads were this involved in their lives. Change ur runz and enjoy the day with u dad. When he goes go and knack!!

Chest it like a bawse, and walk away and don't act like an animal in public.

Y'all need to stop 'loving' each other anyhow

See how the thing is peppering you people. Una neva hala

Tell him to come down that he is too heavy

A lot of my people are vile racists!!! Shame on all of you

Very important rule "If the head is right, he'll be there every night!". We appreciate when our ladies make effort in pleasing us and showing us what that mouf do though

Nauttyprof: I just don't know how to put this rightly but i'll try my best just for you guys to help me out. I have a feeling for someone which I just can't suppress, I can't just explain it- I just love her so much but the problem is that I've not told her how I feel because I lack that courage & i'm shy (i just don't know how to get over this) and in some days time, I'll be leaving that area because I just have to. My friends jokingly had tried to talk to her with just my effort left in completing the rest but yet I didn't do anything (the report I had from my friends was that it was left to me and that she is not objecting in anyway). Also, should I say what made me hold back was because she was acting funny (not in a bad way though)- she could just act formal when around me which wasn't so before. I just love her so much, its just something I cannot point out as the reason I love her. What can I do? Help me out.... Your honest opinion is needed.

Una and this love, love. I just weak.
Homeboy, it's not love. U d1ck is making talk all this love talk. U are just attracted to her. Balls up and ask her out

Yo ma, I'm happy for you. I have a family friend Muslim man with a Christian wife. I lived with them while I was on boarding school midterm breaks for years... They are a very lovely family. They even have a child with down syndrome, still they show great unity and love. She goes to Church and he does 5times a day prayer. She cooks sallah food. They celebrate Easter and Christmas. Even though he doesn't actively take part in the rituals, just like she doesn't in the Muslim rituals.

Marriage is all about mutual respect and LOVE (being independently dependent... Now let that marinade for a bit!).

Yo, as long as u guys love and respect one another it's all gravy. Don't let religion dictate your happiness.

Congrats and wish all the best

Social Network won't grow on you people's heads o!!! Live real life and stop f--king cyber niggas

lefulefu: na wah ooooo.97 percent of naija babes are so desperate to date and marry doctors.for naija if u be doctor na big boy u be and u go see endless queue of naija babes running after u tellin u dat they love u and want to marry u.just saying hello to a naija babe and if she just know say u be doctor na camp she go start to dey camp for ur house.ehen naija babes this days dey fight tooth and nail to get married to doctors.omo why e be like dis?
abegi make we discuss de matter jor.

Because they are sick, no?

I get confused with 'Nigerian Love'. I see this in churches and clearly depicted in Nollywood movies. U walk to a girl and be 'loving' her immediately. Just cos u are attracted doesn't mean u are in love. Y'all need to chill with the way u throw the word love up and down. Guys will be hanging in Uni and spot one chic they think is hot and be like "guys, do u know that girl over there? Who is she? I think I love her!". Like seriously?!

Dude get to know the girl. Go on dates and if she doesn't want, look elsewhere. All this pastor said, pastor said is BS! Find ur thing yourself. Naija, we pray the most and do the least. My point is don't let religion dictate for you bruh!

Ask her "What that mouth do though?!"

oyewoleabiola21: I met this lady 3yrs ago,in a bus why going to work.she look so innocent and beatiful on getting to know she told M̶̲̥̅ε̲̣̣̣̥ a lot of personal things about her and her familly..makin M̶̲̥̅ε̲̣̣̣̥ to bliv she was unexposed,as she continue wit the relationship I discover that she only like to  M̶̲̥̅ε̲̣̣̣̥ when she feel she is in need of money and once I give it to her she will turn her back and live.she called M̶̲̥̅ε̲̣̣̣̥ about a week ago asking M̶̲̥̅ε̲̣̣̣̥ to change here curve2 to Touch which I did,just yesterday she told M̶̲̥̅ε̲̣̣̣̥ she is tired of using Touch that I should get her Bold5..I tried to talk som sense into her but she wouldn't listen she told M̶̲̥̅ε̲̣̣̣̥ I should not call/ping her if I haven't buy the Bold..pls what should I do ? Should I get her d Boldtouch or what ? The most painful aspect of it is that ever since we've bin datin we never had sex..can I jst let her go like that?

What manner of mumu is this??!

So this chick, I put my d1ck in her ear and phucked her brains out!!!

Lolaabokoku: If today is declared the world stealing day what will you steal from your lover/husband/wife? As for me i will steal his heart. I need your answers..

Corny!

Tueh... Naija babes fall hand

U people and this ur online nonsense. Una never hala

When konji hold man, he gats take matter into his own hands na. Ain't no sin in that abeg.

Peterson1993: It's a sin. But so many are into it. The very moment you start it, you become addicted to it and you wont be able to stop it... I am not a relationship expert. I may be wrong. Consult other source like google.com...

Sorry sin against who/what?

I'm no lady, but I'm just curious. Does your friend smell with her ears?