Men get really creative when they set their target on a lady. Nigerians on Twitter have shared some of the silly lines they come up with in pursuit of their goal.
Amarabae: Let me advise you. Sex is good in marriage but overdoing it look odd and tiring. For some women, 3 times a week is too much, While for some, it's okay What she is trying to tell you is "sweetheart it's not everytime there will be a penetration, we can do some pre-intimacy and romance each other and have fun. It can be a good Mouth Action and then you both sleep without any penetration(if she likes Mouth Action) You can give her a good head and you both sleep. It must not end in penetration. Too much full penetration sex will make both of you burn out and get tired of each other, and the thoughts of cheating will come in. Give penetration sex some time gap so that you both can be refreshed and hungry for it again. . Oriaku Amara
Ada Oma.. u Sabi book and sound quite experienced. Nice one Amara
Wizkid who recently concluded a fashion show at D&G wearing face mask alongside with British supermodel Naomi Campell. A passionate fan recreates wizkid's face mask and Gold necklace photo with polythene bag.
Henzyworld: A man fed his foot to a group of friends at a dinner party after being forced to have it amputated. The bizarre incident came to light this week after the amputee told his story on Reddit.
Around two years ago, he was seriously hurt in a motorcycle accident and despite a battle, medics were forced to amputate his foot. He then asked to keep it, and after completing some paperwork, he took it home.
On July 10th, 2016, just three weeks after the accident, he invited 11 open-minded friends to a special meal. Ten showed up. He served them apple strudel, quiche puff pastries, fruit tarts and chocolate cake with gin lemonade punches and mimosas.Then the main dish was his amputated foot which he named “Foot Taco”
Narrating, the man said:
So my friends and I always had this joke, If you could try human flesh in an ethical and healthy way, would you. And we always said of course. Well the opportunity came up and I called them on it. Originally I wanted to have [my foot]taxidermied or freeze-dried. How cool would it be to have my freeze-dried or taxidermied foot standing around the house as a lamp or a doorstop or something?
All of this came out of the idea that it’s my foot. It’s not going to be cremated and chucked into a landfill. It’s a part of me, and I want it back. Most hospitals have policies where they will release your body parts to you because of some religions where you have to be buried whole, so I just signed the paperwork.
My mom, who was helping me get back on my feet, so to speak, drove me back to pick it up.‘She doesn’t know I ate it, though. I went inside and the hospital gave me my foot in a red plastic biowaste bag. I brought it to the car and immediately put it in a cooler. It was pretty bizarre. I got back to my place and I froze it. I couldn’t find a taxidermist who would take me seriously and freeze-drying was too expensive.
It would have been $1,200 (£900) to freeze dry the thing. If I had the money I would have done it. Eventually, I decided to cast it in plaster to use as a doorstop, then capture a 3D rendering so I can make little keychains. When we got back to my house, I took the foot out, and it was so gross, man. It was covered in blood and had iodine all over it. After I cleaned it off, I was pleasantly surprised by how well-preserved it was.
Before we cast it, I quickly took a knife from my kitchen and cut a chunk off the top of my shin. The skin was already kind of off from the surgery, leaving a big chunk of muscle exposed. I just took the muscle. I put it in a plastic bag and put it in my freezer.
I invited 11 people. I said something like, ‘Remember how we always talked about how, if we ever had the chance to ethically eat human meat, would you do it? Well, I’m calling you on that. We doing this or what?’
Ten said yes. I guess we’re a weird group. The foot was the marinated overnight and sauteed it with onions, peppers, salt, pepper, and lime juice. It was later served on corn tortillas with a tomato sauce. People think it tastes like pork because in movies we hear it called “long pig.” But that term originated in places like Papua New Guinea, where they eat wild boar.
This particular cut was super beefy. It had a very pronounced, beefy flavor to it. The muscle I cut was tough and chewy. It tasted good, but the experience wasn’t the best.
Rating the meal a solid 6.5 out of 10, he added:
It tasted like buffalo, but chewier. Super beefy and little fat. It’s way better than a hot dog or regular burger. Maybe equal with regular bacon, which is pretty decent. But nowhere near as good as butter seared sea scallops or a rare tenderloin seared in oil in a cast iron pan.
obidevine: Hi Nairalanders , I need some mature responses .
Anytime I and my wife have a quarrel or a verbal altercation she tends to remove her ring for a few days.
Please what could this mean or how do I address this. It really gets me thinking.
Give her time. She would understand what marriage really is and you need to learn how to overlook some certain things and also know when to discuss and draw the line when stuffs happen. Am certain you love her and she loves you too. Marriage isn’t a bed of roses my man. Stay strong and always commit your marriage to God, especially your wife.
three: Feyi Fawehinmi has provided details on the cost of the Jacket worn by National House of Representatives Majority Leader Femi Gbajabiamila to gift his wife a G-Wagon
Billionaire Femi Otedola celebrates children day as she show off her beautiful family in one adorable photo.
He wrote;
God has blessed me with 4 beautiful children and for as many as are expectant, I wish for you that you experience the same joy of parenthood. ���Happy children’s day. #Ote$
I met a girl I thought meant the world to me, recently we were together on a date, I took her phone to check on as her boyfriend, she was enviously monitoring what I was checking on it.
I decided to check her inbox and found out she deleted every message we exchange together, to my greatest shock I show a text messages she sent to someone she stored his name in alphabet, where she's confessed feelings to the guy and did talk about marriage whilst the guy barely sent her up to two messages.
I confronted her about the messages and the guy, she told me her neighbour used her phone to send those messages to boyfriend, at that moment I believed because my brain wasn't working. I’m simply saying my feelings for her overclouded my senses.
It was when I got home and ponder about it that I realized she has made fool of my feelings.
I'm heartbroken. What should I do; confront her again and break up or continue playing along? I love her so much. ________________
Give yourself a very hot slap and then WAKE up. If you don’t, then your doomed forever in that relationship.
The wife of Nigerian Federal lawmaker Femi Gbajabiamila, Salamatu, just got a G-Wagon.
She just got a brand new G- Wagon as a birthday present from her husband.
According to information available to Okay Nigeria, the majority leader of the Federal House of Representatives presented the automobile to his heartthrob as a 50th birthday present.
The manner of the presentation is described as one of the most romantic as possible as the plate on the G-Wagon is written "ASSURANCE'.
The lawmaker battling Re-election is said to have staged a surprise birthday dinner in honour of his wife in Lagos.
Relationship expert, Amara Blessing Nwosu, has found a new man and reportedly got hitched to him recently, making him her third husband.
Although the name of the man is not known, Amara flaunted his picture on her Facebook page some hours ago.
She has however not come out to confirm her new status.
Last year, Amara shocked many after her marriage to her second husband, Van Lere crashed.
A few years ago, she revealed how she suffered terrible domestic violence in her 6-year marriage after she was given away at the tender age of 17 to a much older man. After leaving that marriage, she started to write articles on relationship and marriage on Facebook and helped other women going through what she went through.
Then in In 2014, she announced she was getting married again to a US based pastor named Francis Van-Lare and last year a photo showing her husband grabbing her boobs went viral on social media.
In August last year, she went on her Facebook page to announce that her marriage to Francis had packed up.
It appears she has found love again as photos of her and her new man dressed in what looked like a wedding attire has surfaced.
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A pastor identified as Chukwuemeka Ohanaemere is seen lifting a man and slamming him on the ground twice during a deliverance session in his church.
The man who is believed to be possessed by demons winced in pain as he landed on the ground. The pastor has been severely criticized online since the footage emerged.
Three years after the arrest of Funmilayo Adeyemi, the notorious nanny who confessed to be the mastermind of the kidnap of the Orekoya and the Esharegaran kids in Lagos, police detectives have finally arrested her fleeing husband, Rasheed Kareem. . . She was arrested sometime in 2015. Detectives who kept tab on the fleeing members of the kidnap gang finally picked Rasheed, the husband to Fumilayo. . . During her interrogation, she had confessed that her husband, Rasheed; brother-in-law, Hakeem Kareem and their mother, who are still at large, are members of the kidnap syndicate, which she called ‘family business.’ . . It could be recalled that the mother of four and aged 35, Funmilayo. was declared wanted when the news of the kidnap of the Orekoya three kids by their nanny hit the media. . . The story was that Funmilayo, who claimed that her name was Mary Akinloye, was recruited through OLX. She disappeared with the kids, barely 24 hours after she resumed work at the Orekoya family residence in Surulere, Lagos. . . The kidnap syndicate initially demanded N15 million from the Orekoyas, a ransom that was later negotiated to N13 million out of which N2 million was paid into a given bank account to bait the suspects. . . The children were later dumped naked in an uncompleted building after nine days in their abductors’ custody. A team of SARS detectives subsequently arrested Funmilayo. . . Police however got a hint recently that Rasheed had returned from exile. He was immediately picked up at Ikorodu where he had relocated to. . . Although his wife identified him as Rasheed Kareem, the suspect told the police that his real name is Abubakar Waheed aged 41. At the police station, Rasheed confessed that he was the one who persuaded his wife to assist him and his brother to kidnap children.
BloggersNG: Birthday day comes once in a year, very special for most of us as we tend to make the best out of it irrespective, But this lady who just turned 24 is saying that she wished the day never existed So indirectly 'she wished she was never born', In an emotional post she made on her Page Chayil Obi poured out her heart and how she failed times without numbers, her struggle and having a baby at 17, she said;
''I wished today would somehow not exist. As a child, I had dreams. Go to school, become a medical doctor, be successful, get married to a Prince charming, have beautiful children, fulfill whatever purpose God had for me and touch lives. Then life happened. Got into the University at 16 to study a course I hated, 8 years after I'm still an undergraduate. Why? Pregnant and out of school at 17, Single mom at 18, Got into school again at 20 to become a Doctor of Optometry, Became a pariah and object of scorn, Guilt filled and shame faced 70% of the time, Found a passion in fashion design and writing, Learned to mix fashion design and hectic optometry school cos a girl's gotta eat, Big heartbreak, Physical and emotional abuse, Rape, And so much more... Who would have thought life would be this way for me? I've battled with suicide, depression and a broken spirit. I even started believing people's description of me - not good enough, RCF jezebel, unworthy, abusive, bitter, angry, Peace destroyer, table turner and many more. I probably cry Myself to sleep 300 out of 365 nights a year. Today I'm 24 and my most precious lessons are GRACE and TIME. God's Grace is beyond my imaginations. His plans for me are beyond my greatest dreams. I'm clean in His eyes and overwhelmingly loved by Him. There will be times when I want to give up and believe the report of men, but Grace will never let me! Grace will never give up on me! When I'm too weak and broken to get up, Grace will strengthen me and groom me. Everyone has their divine timing. Trying to go ahead of my time or slower than it is utterly destructive. So here I am, grateful for my life regardless of how it's been. Broken and wounded beyond words but confident in God's love, knowing that: I am worthy, I am valuable, I matter to God, My dreams are still valid and attainable, I'm His special Princess, Gradually evolving into a true glorious Queen. My scars are there to strengthen others. I AM 24 I AM UNASHAMED Happy birthday to Me Chayil 2.0
Letenwam: 28-year-old Naval officer Jimoh Adesoye, was arrested alongside his twin brothers, and 12 other suspects by the Special Anti-Robbery Squad of the Oyo State Police Command for robbery and receiving stolen goods.
The State Commissioner of Police, Abiodun Odude, who paraded the suspects before newsmen said the Naval officer used his uniform and position to transport vehicles snatched by the criminal gang to buyers.
“The lance corporal often used his position and uniform to transport vehicles snatched by the gang and helped dispose of the stolen vehicles. The gang, which is also on the wanted list of SARS in Lagos and Kwara states, was responsible for the spate of armed robbery and car snatching along the Ogbomoso-Ilorin Expressway, Oyo State, Lagos, Kwara and other states in the South-West. Six of the suspects were initially arrested at their hideout in the Ilasa area of Ogbomoso by SARS unit, Ogbomoso, following credible intelligence by the command’s strategic partners.
“The modus operandi of the suspects was to go about kidnapping people, robbing them and sexually abusing female victims.
“The suspects abducted one Rasak Michael and his girlfriend, Rashidat, at the Mobil area on Oluyole Estate, Ibadan on April 31, 2018, and took them to a hotel where they were kept till the next day.
“While in captivity, the suspects took turns to rape the female victim and videotaped the sexual escapade for purpose of blackmail in the future. The suspects also stole the victims’ ATM cards having forcefully obtained the PIN numbers of the cards and unlawfully withdrew large sums of money from their bank accounts" he said.
Gang members arrested alongside the Naval officer and his twin brothers include; Lateef Isa, 25; Taiwo Yekini, 23; Kehinde Yekini, 23; Tunji Ismail, 23; Adeyemo Babajide 23; Saka Jamiu, 20; Akin Akingbade 35; Mudashiru Abdullahi, 29; Rasheed Adeniran, 26; Lukman Jimoh, 35; Dauda Lamidi, 24; and Waheed Ganiyu, 30.
Confessing to the crime, the naval officer who begged the police to forgive him said a friend introduced him to the gang.
“I am a seaman in the Nigerian Navy. I told one of my friends that I needed a car and he introduced me to these people. Although I have my personal car that I use, I wanted to change it and my friend introduced me to them.
“I have bought more than two cars from the gang, but I later got to know that the cars were stolen. I know it is not right for me to buy such cars, I plead with the command to have mercy on me.”
It was gathered that one pump-action rifle, seven live cartridges, four cars, motorcycles and stolen home appliances was recovered from the gang.
PrettyCrystal: Over six persons were on Thursday killed in a communal clash between the Mumuye and Fulani tribes in Yorro Local Government area of Taraba State. The clash, which affected three villages namely Malali, Dila and Yaladi-Depo, was said to have been ignited by the news of the killing of a Mumuye youth who was working on his farm by Fulani herdsmen.
When the news of the killing of the Mumuye man filtered into the town, other Mumuye youths mobilised themselves and stormed the Fulani settlements in the area to carry out a reprisal.
Security agencies revealed that they are on the trail of the boy allegedly said to have caused the clash.
FlirtyKaren: The Lagos State Police have arrested a screen printer, Oluwaseun Badejo, for reportedly abducting and raping a 15-year-old girl, identified as Lateefat, in the Somolu area of the state. The arrested suspect who had two rounds of sex with his victim, drugged the Senior Secondary School two student of a public school at Ifako, Gbagada, before committing the said act.
The suspect who lured his victim he met on a social media platform, Facebook to a shop on Ayepe Street, Somolu, claimed to be a Pastor and was sending prayer messages to the victim. After the victim showed up at the shop, he lured her to his friend’s house, and with the help of his friend, drugged Lateefat and raped her.
It was gathered that after Lateefat who missed school and did not return home, was said to have been declared missing by her parents, she was reportedly traced to the Ita Baale area of Somolu, where she was rescued.
The victim's brother who said she could not stand up and had to be taken to a hospital for treatment, further told Punch's correspondent;
“She went to school on Monday and did not return home. On Tuesday, her mother became worried and called me to ask if I knew her whereabouts. That was because her school was near my house.
“When I got to her school, I did not see her and I reported back to her mother that she was also not in school. The mother and I went to meet her teacher to ask for her whereabouts.
“The teacher called some of her friends, who seemed to know her movements. They took us to the man’s shop, but she was not there. They suggested we go to the man’s house.
“We hid somewhere, while her friends went to check. They reported back that they found her sandals at the man’s apartment. I am a scout member. So, with my training, I barged in and got the man arrested. We saw Lateefat on the bed; she could not stand. We took her to a hospital and handed the man over to the police.”
A teacher who confirmed the incident involving the Lagos based screen printer, said Lateefat’s friends identified Badejo as the man she had been chatting with on Facebook.
A police source said Lateefat’s drink was drugged by the suspect, adding that she woke up around 1am on Tuesday and found herself in bed with the screen printer. The source said early that day, the suspect had another round of sex with her.
He said, “Actually, the girl’s brother gave her a mobile phone sometime in January 2018 and she opened a Facebook account. That was how she accepted the friendship request of the suspect in February and they started chatting.
“After her mother collected the phone from her, the man gave one of her friends his telephone number and succeeded in luring her and the friends to his shop. He bought drinks for them that day.
“The girl in her statement said he later invited her to his house. The first time she went, he did not do anything to her. It was the second time that he abducted her; she was in her school uniform that day.
“Despite the fact that the girl was menstruating, he forcefully made love to her after drugging her drink. She woke up at 1am after midnight. That morning again, he raped her. When the girl tried to shout, he covered her mouth. The girl said all her begging fell on deaf ears.”
The case has been transferred to the gender unit of the command headquarters. Lagos State Police Public Relations Officer, SP Chike Oti, who confirmed the incident said;
“The girl is 15 years old, while the man claims to be 25 years old. They met on Facebook, where the man claimed to be a pastor and sent her prayer messages. The girl thought she was talking to a pastor, not knowing that he is a wolf in sheep’s clothing. As a friend, he invited her to a place and she accepted. On getting there, he took her to his friend’s house and had his way with her.
“We suspect that the girl was drugged before he had the marathon sex with her. This was because when police operatives got there, they met a half-filled bottle of soft drink, with a chemical like sodium. We are trying to analyse the substance and the drink the girl took.”
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