₦airaland Forum

~if to say things better dem for stay~

Keneking:
What nationality is the baby?
Who would produce the birth certificate?

Good question. If you ask me, na who I go ask?

Oche211:
What sort of rubbish is this? Are these security men or Niger delta militants?
Honestly, this is absolute poo.

Oche211 you have NAILED it!
They are obviously militants.
Arrant nonsense

Story...Akikor!

Woman matter...!
When God created the world, He rested.
When God created man, He rested.
Since God created women, neither God nor man have rested...

Mrtesso:
Awwww, I'm neither in Edo nor Delta. However I'm eager to learn. So if ure in Edo state, just shoot a practical video clip on a safe track and share it right here!

Somewhere quiet off Sapele road...so we can clearly hear what goes on with ur engine.

Remember to fasten ur seatbelts.

Lol...your bad.
I'm neither Jason Statham, nor Vin Diesel to shoot a racing video for nairaland.
If you wan watch film abeg watch fast&furious 7

LadyMercedes:
Which is...?

Do you stay around edo/delta?

Mrtesso:
Bro, which year model of c350 is that? And do u seriously mean down shifting to [D1] to overtake? Is that feasible?

I guess there's just one way to find out...if u stay around edo/delta I'd prefer to show u practically

LadyMercedes:
I may not know too much about cars, but what I know, I know well enough.

Cheers!

Oh, and by the way, I'm not a "sir".

Hello ma, there's only one way to find out...

Busted! !!

LadyMercedes:
D1 means the car won't exceed gear one. So what "burst of speed" are you talking about?

Also, with automatic, it's never a good idea to change the gear while it's in motion.

blood of god! !!
Hello sir Wat are you saying?!
D1 means gear won't exceed gear 1?
You don't know what you are saying & obviously haven't tried it.
Just ask Google

crypta007:
Just assume u were driving and ur auto is on gear 5 then u move to d1 do u know what dat mean, what u get is no burst of speed rather burst of noise with ur speed decreasing, and means twerking for death if u r facing an oncoming trailer

You obviously don't know what you are saying. I'm not telling you what I think, I'm telling you Wat I do EVERY DAY. Unless of course ur own car wit auto transmission has a faulty gearbox

Electronzeez:
Just look at you sir , the synergy of clutch and the gear lever betters the one you highlighted.

Is that what you think? I guess so...

I've driven both and would gladly settle for automatic transmission.
The beauty of auto transmission is that you can also select it like a manual transmission (I bet some of u didn't know this).
Here's the scenario...it's a Benz c350 and the auto transmission arrangement is P-R-N-D-D1-D2.
When on regular 'D' mode and trying to do a long overtake, or u suddenly need to increase speed, either because d person u are trying to overtake is proving stubborn, just shift the gear to 'D1' you'll feel the change in sound and sudden burst of speed...as soon as you achieve your goals, return the gear back to 'D' mode immediately.
Now knowing this, which do you prefer?

Choi!!!
Authority and power sweet Sha...we will get there by His Grace

dainformant:
beauty and brains

Great combo...

HungerBAD:
Cool.

Really cool...

Lovely works of art...

Na waooo!

She Don fail finish!

Oya make dem fast na!

I am TIRED and FED UP with this entity called NIGERIA...sometimes I'm so full of regrets

OMG

IamLEGEND1:
Bini ke!
I be omo fulani herdsman.

Oboy carry go ooo!!!

This your lips...shuo! !
You dey smoke weed?

IamLEGEND1:
you Just give date.....no time,no venue.

No make me plank you..... I no dey use owambe play.

Bros I dey feel you. Abeg you be bini guy?

OK. We hear

That's good!
The governor got what he deserved.
In the heat of the present economic crisis and hardship, unpaid claims and salaries, person dey get that kind of money to throw around....
Advice to the accountant...you better run far. Try the Caribbean Islands.
Lovely beaches and b!tches

Oboy see the guy face!!
This one go fit cause convulsion oo!

Nice. But that pic ain't Nigeria!

God go judge them.
I'm applying soon and mine MOST DEFINITELY WILL BE APPROVED BY HIS GRACE

Soon the entity called Nigeria will be discussed in retrospect. Then only God knows...