₦airaland Forum

Despite the already difficult economic situation for the ordinary people of the country, these clowns have the animal guts to increase tariffs…
Smdh…

Who did we offend as a country?!
Where did we go wrong collectively as a country?!

What a shame!!!

A nation in reverse gear…

That country is a MESS!!

A nation in reverse gear…

Unfortunately…

Nice gesture…commendable

Sad indeed

The rich also cry…

After all said and done…!
Nigeria…a nation in reverse gear

Good job

Ofunaofu:
https://dailytrust.com/zamfara-govt-robbed-my-house-stole-cars-hijabs-stoves-matawalle/

Only in Nigeria where leaders -past and present- have no shame.

A nation on reverse gear

Curious345:
Hello guys..

Happening right now. I just chewed a fat healthy Coackroach. It was hidden inside the full spoon load of beans I just scooped and gulped now.

I only later started feeling the aftertaste of Coackroach after some 2seconds later.

Please what do I do?

Were you eating in the dark?!
Shuo!!

Anyways not too worry, it’s highly rich in proteins

LagosFirstSon:
Keyamo should be fined another N10m if he appeals

Yeye charge and bail SAN 😂😂

Yoooo!
You cracked me up mehn!!

ManirBK:
Bullet-proof jeeps for the Governor, while
his people are routinely kidnapped, killed
and dispersed by bandits! Which type of
"democratic" leaders are we having in
Nigeria today?!

…the kind of leaders who could care less about the people that voted them but all about themselves. They will surely meet their end

We hope PO is successful in this process

What a country!!

BlackSpanner:
In all your write-up, you never stayed the location and the price range of tution fee.

Journalism!!!

I’m pretty sure it stated the location of the university.
Leave all the technicalities and just appreciate the good work.

Racoon:
First it was the fanatic persecution of chrstains from antiquity, then the jihad wars, OIC issue, and Sanni Ahmed Yerima introduction of Sharia law as state law. There is the worst ethno-religious supremacist agenda introduced into government by Buhari. Then comes the flawed political muslim muslim combination in government.

Then now, religious colouration is being promoted as the operational policy of a supposedly non- secular organisation of government in a so called sovereign country. Why not divide the nation so that the Sharia justice system become the norm in the North?

Well spoken!!
Eloquent!!
Sound analysis!!!

You can tell your comments came from a SOUND MIND AND THOUGHT!

You just gained a follower.
Respect!

Train your mind and body to do what it’s supposed to do, not what it wants to do.

BTW…I’m not sure I understand your concept of being “rich”

It is well…

Any means to campaign

Remijuice:
God forbid!
It's better Russia appoint me than Ukraine.

Ignorance at work in your life!!!

kay29000:
Thanks, I didn't need all the lecture though.

You sure did!!

Failure44:
I'm in pains and so annoyed.
I can't even boast of 10k in my account,
I'm crippled with debts on loan apps
This ASUU strike has only made my life worse.
The useless man I call a father that earns half a million monthly, spends It on drinking. I vow to make that man suffer at old age and to bury him in a shallow grave.
What did I do in my past life to be born into a broken home?
Where both parents are like cat and dog.
While my mates were learning yahoo, I was reading like a fool preparing for school.
Now I have secured the so called medicine but am suffering in silence while they're buying cars.

Do you know how painful it is to see the same people you were with now buying cars and using the latest phone?
How painful it is to see them spraying money in the club while you're borrowing money from loan apps?
How painful it is too them those you helped now snub your messages?

Now I understand why people commit suicide

Young man, the mere fact that you’re reasoning like this shows you really not mature enough.
First of why are you borrowing at such young age? Are you responsible for your rent, feeding and schooling?
Do you live by yourself?
The monies you’ve borrowed what was it meant for and why? Now, say your answers to all the above is YES. What happened to you going to work with your hands and getting paid your own money. You are a grown ass man, put on your manly boots and get a job!
Thank God you’re studying for MBBS, that and your mother should be your driving force.
Every right thinking person prays and works to be better than their parents and not being driven by this kind of hatred. You are RESPONSIBLE for your own outcome in life, so take your life seriously and be better than your father.
If what you’re saying is true, then your dad is leading an irresponsible life. But how are you any better if you harbor all that hatred in your heart and then wishing him dead? What makes you think he’ll die before you?
When you’re not God and tomorrow is unknown?
Now focus on yourself!
Get a (part time) job!!
And lead a better life than your dad’s - one that your own wife and kids can be PROUD of!!!
Above all, be a better man.

maleekberry:
This nah herpes simplex virus.

Go and run a test (HIV and HPV)

That’s the perfect answer.
It’s a viral infection and technically, doesn’t have cure but can only be managed. Take a lot of fruits and vitamin supplements - particularly vitamin C

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Thanks for the nice words..I really felt bad reading that guy's nonsense..

Please don’t be!
Negative energies like that are what we should avoid by any means necessary.

Deborah98:
Kollins 11 there are things you don't say in a public forum like this,look this type of food are usually the most delicious. There's one soup my mom used to cook till date I nicknamed "as usual". She uses just few things and most times with no obstacles just crayfish, leaves and we are good to go. Mehn the soup dey sweet. A little appreciation can spice up the whole thing or do you think cooking is easy.
@Channah 1 the food sure will taste great. Oh how I love fried shawa,I got to know of it here in Kd. Its not so common down East.

My dear, what do you expect of someone (kollins11) who probably stole the money for his airtime/data and has absolutely no sense of responsibility?!
Nothing!!! A complete waste of time!!!
Just ignore the clown…he’s probably under 20 seeking for cheap popularity and attention.
Ewuu


That food makes PERFECT sense!!
And now I’m hungry

Bravery!!!

Bunch of thieves

evuna:
My sister is 26 years and a graduate of Statistics from a federal university in the South East. There is an issue, more like a blessing. She had been writing aptitude tests since and failing but something remarkable is happening this year. She has been passing all the graduate trainee tests and interviews this year. She is at the final stage of Cerdar group, Stanbic, Meristem and Oilserv graduate trainee program. Just waiting for offer letters. She got an offer into Wema bank graduate trainee but rejected it because of 2 years bond. She is currently in Gt Bank graduate training school.


The issue is that KPMG just invited her for their test which is physical on Saturday. The Gt bank program runs from Monday-Saturday. I have been trying so hard to convince her to take take permission from the tutors at Gtb and go to write the KPMG test. She refused that she does not like Accounting as she read Statistics but she was open to it before this year and had been writing tests of different audit firms. I prefer KPMG to Stanbic and GT and want her to give it a shot.

She is 26 and this is her last chance at any graduate trainee program. Please what do you guys think? She is confused too.

KPMG ( yet to write the test)
GTB ( in training school already)
Meristem ( Waiting for offer letter)
Stanbic ( Waiting for offer letter)

Which among the above listed is the better choice for a graduate of statistics and is the KPMG test worth taking the risk. Please I need opinions from Nairalanders as I told her to allow me take my time to think about it.

Mods, please push to front page for more experienced professionals to help us. Thanks

By all means, KPMG!!
It’s an international audit firm and their pay, well, simply put, is like ‘blood money’. They PAY WELL!!
Let her find a way to get there - it is absolutely worth it. But here’s the catch…KPMG is HIGHLY COMPETITIVE. Having a 2.1 is in no way a guarantee, it’s just a propeller. They give preference to 1st class and SOUND 2.1 graduates but be rest assured that once you’re hired, like they say here on nairaland, heaven don pick your call o!
I’m speaking from experience - trust me!

fineboynl:
I hate it when I see boys with short Nika above there knees and with slippers and to worsting it they carry big iphone.

If seems they spent all their money on the iphone. Some of them cannot even afford a bottle of beer.

They don't spend money on other things other than that iphone thing.

People without the iphone even dress well, spend well and look rich richer. But the iphone is what those boys are using to cover up.

…and this rubbish made it to front page?!
Wow!
Is this what nairaland has been reduced to?!
Even with all his grammatical blunders, this clown is still busy hating on others instead of concentrating on and fixing himself.
This guy is obviously one of Nigeria’s problems…

SARSCoV2:
Da fvck for what I have to hate?

If you wanna make statements, look inwards before dropping dungs. Live by what you preach!

Oga, you have said it all!
Forget that clown quoting you…he obviously doesn’t know what life’s all about.

Finobravo:
Kindly help me.
I drive a Honda accord car..2007 model. I just bought it not long. The problem is that car consumes too much fuel. It takes 3000 naira fuel for 36 kilometres which is way too much.
I have changed the Air flow meter sensor, the MAF sensor(I think) and the 02 oxygen sensor.
To make matter worse, car dosen't communicate with scanners.
It is driving me crazy as I don't know what next to change. The injector too had been cleaned, nosules have been serviced and plugs have been changed.
Yet no improvement.
There is no catalyst though. It was removed before I got the car.
Pls help a brother in need.

Oga you already know what the problem is…catalyst (catalytic converter).
Put in another one, though expensive, but that’s the solution.

Nigeria…A nation in reverse gear