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Ehen so?

Ok. Nemesis is catching up with them gradually....

Abeg make una lemme hear word. 7 million naira leather watch? Superstory!!!
Is it gold- or platinum - plated?

FindOut:
Can speak for Lagos alone o.

SMK = Somolu L.G.
JJJ = Ojo LG
KJA = Ikeja LG
AAA = Lagos Island LG (i wonder why they have AAA.lol)
FKJ = Ifako Ijaiye *
AKD = Ibeju Lekki LGA (the council Headquarters is in Akodo)
LND = Lagos Mainland LG
LSR = Surulere LG
LSD = Oshodi Isolo LG
KSF = Kosofe LG
AGL = Ajeromi Ifelodun *
APP = Apapa LG
KTU = Alimosho LG*
BDG = Badagry LG
EKY = Eti-Osa LG (the council headquarters is in Ikoyi)
KRD = Ikorodu
EPE = Epe LG
MUS = Mushin LG
GGE = Agege LG

I know small Delta too.lol.
SKL = Aniocha North (HQ is at IselleUku)
ASB = Oshimili South LG (HQ is at Asaba)
AKU = Oshimili North (HQ is at Akwukwu Igbo - confirmed Village #no offence o#. Lol. My LG while serving)
AGB = Ika South LG (HQ at Agbor)
LEH = Isoko south LG (HQ at Oleh)
* = Not too sure.

SKL......is different from SLK.
SLK means isele-uku, wats d meaning of SKL? Still in delta state

Thanks be to The Almighty God.......

Dat list is so incomplete......where's Tuface Idibia?

Wetin dey happen?

It is well....

LesbianBoy:
This purity baby go sexy like her mama when she grow up o! She doesn't really have a cute face and you all know such babes with ugly face are usually sexy!

Guy, u gotta pluck ur eyeballs out and wash it thoroughly in super bleach or alkaline solution......For seeing dis little cutie as "ugly". Mehnn, u seriously need help!

I'm sure they are already warming up to see how they can increase (pump prices) of the upstream sector in d oil industry since they are finding it difficult to continue their constant looting. .......smh

Why won't they reject it when it's an avenue for them to syphon and drain their various states' resources and the country in general. Useless bunch!
Beast of burdens! !!,

Na so una dey talk. Wait make d time rish, next tin we go hear na......

Ok. Good to hear.

Beautiful..... I'm already starting to prepare a pep talk from this piece

How do we qualify wen we DONT have a coach?

sauceny:
Whatz this bloody civilian tryna do
He should leave the military to their ruling & go do what he knows how to do best "civilian ruling"

I believe if those given the death sentence where found guilty shouldn't be pardoned.
I mean,the army isn't jst a unified body where you make your own decisions,being an army comes with much work of full dedication & commitment in protecting your country...

I think they should face the sentence passed upon them to serve as a deterrent to others trying to follow same part,besides the motto has always been clear "Obey the last order".

If ur father was one of the soldiers would you have sounded dis way? I'm pretty sure u wouldn't have. You would've been here lamenting to nairalanders to help free ur father from the gruelling pains of potential death......aboki like u!

I'd rather keep up wit my Samsung S4......
#samsungalltheway

colossus2:
I kept shouting and stopped teaching.
Common to turn the key and start the car was an issue initially, then while accelerating you would see both hands at the base of the steering, while turning the hands would form a cross on the steering (instead of freeing one hand while the other turns it).
I gave up mehn

i know d feeling....was once there.
Can be frustrating and annoying

MarvellousGod:
I don't stand anywhere! !!!!

I want to work and contribute to my family projects/expenses. .

AND

I must make decisions with my husband, I must have a say.. we must talk things over, he can't just decide alone.... Nobody has the final say in a marriage, decisions should be reached by both couples. ..

QED

Ahhh! See women liberation.
Dat u contribute to d upkeep of d house doesn't and will never give u an equal standing wit ur husband in d home. Your opinion can be sought on issues, but its never a standard for judgement and/or decision making. You have a say, no doubt. But its a privilege and not a right. Be guided, pls

Underneath those great looks and beautiful curves in dat woman/babe you are killing ursef over, lies HIV (AIDS) and STDs. So u be ur own judge.......

Nigerians. .......fooling themselves since 1960.

Sophyrocks: Your comment i quoted showed your maturity is less than zero. So a matured man marries a woman simply because he needs a cook? why dnt you just hire a Maid? Hahahahaha. Like i said, your wife don enter one chance. She will come to nairaland to lament for us. Lemme guess, you will beat her up or throw a kitchen stove with kerosene at her once you find out food isnt ready after coming back from work right? hahahahaha. What a joke!!

Get a life!! You're so wasted!!!

Sophyrocks: You wish. Im sorry for your wife. Na one chance she don enter.

Like I said, you're still a kid and won't ever understand the things of the matured mind

bosun11: but u wont be getting married just because you want to be expecting your dinner prepared already when u get home ?? only if that is part of numerous reasons though

You have answered d question by yourself

Sophyrocks: Marrying to get a Cook.

Issorait.

Who's this kid? Where are u from?

kraftykc: Lol you never meet real woman na why you never know life.

Guy u better wake up!!
Else u go let woman take u do yeye

jerryjere: den go and get one they are many outside it will save you from all these stress and embarrassment.

Of course, I have one now......A beautiful one for dat matter

Cos I got home from work one day very hungry and tired. But still managed to drive out to look for somtin to eat. Of cos, Wat I got as food was a complete apology in a supposed fast food restaurant. I ended up quarrelling wit pretty girl who attended to me......as if it was her fault. Den it dawned on me dat if I had a wife in the 1st place, all dat nonsense would've been avoided

otijah: u never see love, omo u go fear love

Guy dat ain't love. It's madness in practice

U break up wit ur girlfriend and u cry.....as a guy? !
Den u must be a real vegetable man.

otijah: Each time I cough I deposit in her mouth to swallow . I encourage u guys to try it its fun

How disgusting!!!

Dis medical workers sef, their own don dey too much o.! Imagine all those plenty demands......soon dem go demand d same pay package as GEJ. Make dem still get conscience na