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RomanceRe: Why Do Married Men/women Disturb Their Exes by kozmicity: 1:17pm On Jul 09, 2017
buharichild:
enemy of state happy Sunday
wristbangle...help,this is anarchy
RomanceRe: Secrets Of Women That Men Should Know by kozmicity: 1:14pm On Jul 09, 2017
pocohantas:
...Yes, I love women. I consider the saying 'women hate themselves' a dumb statement.
...I don't stalk my ex.
...I don't watch porn.
...What do you mean by playing with ones body?
...Yes, I love to dance when I am alone, but with my clothes on.
...Sorry, I don't envy men.
...No, I don't love to know my man's secrets. I ask the necessary questions and respect his privacy.
...I love gifts, mustn't be expensive. One of my most cherished gift is a bespoke notepad from my ex. I love writing and he got me something that served that purpose.
...I love love letters, unrepentant romantic. I don't know what's more fascinating, the words or just seeing my lover's handwriting.
...I don't obsessively think about the past, except something reminds me of it.
...I am not an obsessive shopper.
...I love my man's attention, attention being communicating regularly and showing love as at when due, but don't be all up in my face.
...Yes, hormones!
Buh you have a crush on other women... ;-)
RomanceRe: Secrets Of Women That Men Should Know by kozmicity: 1:13pm On Jul 09, 2017
pocohantas:
...Yes, I love women. I consider the saying 'women hate themselves' a dumb statement.
...I don't stalk my ex.
...I don't watch porn.
...What do you mean by playing with ones body?
...Yes, I love to dance when I am alone, but with my clothes on.
...Sorry, I don't envy men.
...No, I don't love to know my man's secrets. I ask the necessary questions and respect his privacy.
...I love gifts, mustn't be expensive. One of my most cherished gift is a bespoke notepad from my ex. I love writing and he got me something that served that purpose.
...I love love letters, unrepentant romantic. I don't know what's more fascinating, the words or just seeing my lover's handwriting.
...I don't obsessively think about the past, except something reminds me of it.
...I am not an obsessive shopper.
...I love my man's attention, attention being communicating regularly and showing love as at when due, but don't be all up in my face.
...Yes, hormones!
Buh you have a crush on other women
RomanceRe: Should I Go Ahead With The Wedding? by kozmicity: 1:09pm On Jul 09, 2017
dacblogger:
She has to block the guy on Facebook and also stop any form of contact with him...
You dnt have to blame her,most married men are very stupid ...
Aww...Hi asslicker
RomanceRe: Why Do Married Men/women Disturb Their Exes by kozmicity: 1:06pm On Jul 09, 2017
buharichild:
Because most of them are ipob supporters
Borrow sense grin



































































































Nothing dey here oo grin
PropertiesRe: How To Prevent Your Nepa Prepaid Meter Card From Running Out Fast by kozmicity: 1:02pm On Jul 09, 2017
toastedbread:
street term. your electrician will understand.
If they eventually catch you bypassing the metre..



#Icantfitshout...*sips alomo*
LiteratureRe: You Are Fired! A Story By Heromaniaa by kozmicity: 12:43pm On Jul 09, 2017
malcom2x:
So the real basketmouth is a Ghanaian?
No,na Indian grin
RomanceRe: Ladies: Stop Saying You Were Used And Dumped by kozmicity: 11:12pm On Jul 08, 2017
1StopRudeness:
A self acclaimed demon!!!....not bad!!not bad at all!!!

so what do u have to show in ur demonic resumé??

Mind you....
if uve not broken the heart of at least 18 babes,
have ur named stained with at least 5abortions,
At least 15 slay queens must be cursing u every morning as they wake up....please go and drop that title....u are not yet a Yoruba demon...

Go and pick up the demonic application form....
*puts tail in between my legs...runs from thread*
Curse ye mortal...I'll Be back
!!!
RomanceRe: Savagery Contest(romanceland Edition) by kozmicity: 11:00pm On Jul 08, 2017
Savagefinder...com carry chair siddon oo,match don start!!! grin
RomanceRe: Letter To Single Ladies (exclusively Baby) by kozmicity: 10:55pm On Jul 08, 2017
I'm stunned!!!
RomanceRe: Ladies: Stop Saying You Were Used And Dumped by kozmicity: 10:42pm On Jul 08, 2017
1StopRudeness:
It's very simple... they like to do the dumping and expect u to understand and move on...but they don't like being dumped...

The truth is women sometimes have a lot to loose...no matter how u look at it...
Yes! During sex..both parties contribute their bodies and fvck each other...
but men don't have sagging boobss,
men don't have holes that get wide..
men don't get pregnant hence they don't go tru risk of abortion
and near death experience...
And finally men easily walk up to women and start anoda relationships all over...but women have to wait to be approached, the bad part is..it could be another Yoruba demon all over again...

You got issues with us Yoruba demons?? angry
LiteratureRe: You Are Fired! A Story By Heromaniaa by kozmicity: 1:17pm On Jul 08, 2017
LWKMD...Naija basketmouth,I dey feel yhu joor
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LiteratureRe: Top 10 Nairaland Stories To Enjoy Over The Weekend by kozmicity: 12:38pm On Jul 08, 2017
I nominate ghostwritter in advance,bro you need to check out Lucifer's key!!!
Christianity EtcRe: 70-Year-Old Woman Pregnant For 7 Years Gives Birth In Delta - Facebook User by kozmicity: 2:55pm On Jul 07, 2017
Dah girl go brilliant oo...Nigerian Albert Einstein...





Sorry,Klye XY grin
RomanceRe: Share Your Rape Or "Near-rape Experience"... by kozmicity: 2:32pm On Jul 07, 2017
tosyne2much:
I almost lost my virginity through rape last week
#Ilaffinspanish...btw,yesterday,you were banging someone,today....you're a virgin.












Tomorrow,na homosexuality dey call you grin
PoliticsRe: Youths Plan Nationwide Solidarity Rally In Favour Of Prof Osinbajo And Magu by kozmicity: 2:24pm On Jul 07, 2017
Evaberry:
...

Do you see why I always say men are stupid and senseless..

I mean this is the height of stupidity, wanna rally for people who travel around the world in private jets who sleep comfortably and who electricity never goes off for them.. Nigerian men why ate you so stupid and foolish why
why can't you guys just have little sense

this is the height of stupidity, if we check we will see that the youths that wants to rally are all broke and unemployed because it is only a jobless fool that will have time for that and the so called youths are all men because Nigerian men are stupid misogynist and so would not allow any female there.


I pray Boko Haram locate these foolish misogynist clueless ignorant and stupid youths and give them what they deserve
Who said they are misogynisthuh
Who said all youths are only male??
Who said only males enter politics??
Who said only males are jobless??
Who said only males preparing for the rally??

Look for facts before arguing...
LiteratureRe: Lucifer's Key by kozmicity: 11:09pm On Jul 06, 2017
ghostwritter:
Before the next chapter comes up, I will appreciate your likes and comments...and don't forget to tell someone to tell everybody to come on-board coz' GHOSTWRITTER has just began.
Praiz da lawd!
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Cabal & Saraki Meet On How To Stop Osinbajo From Becoming President- SR by kozmicity: 10:01am On Jul 06, 2017
preselect:
you wicked o cheesy

His Wahallancy, General Terrorhammadu Buharam. the Pres1diot of the Unfortunate Republic of Naijiriya, resign now and take care of yourself before you become a vegetable

#MrTerrorComotNa
grin
PoliticsRe: Biafra: We Stand With One Nigeria – Southern Senators’ Forum by kozmicity: 9:56am On Jul 06, 2017
wristbangle:
Lagos is a glorified ghetto which starts from your likes littering the city with refuse and sewage, getting your biafra will be the best thing to happen and am sure u will add more filth to Ontisha.
HARSH!!!











BUT WELL SAID grin
RomanceRe: Never Blame Your Parents For Your Situation.. by kozmicity: 12:20am On Jul 06, 2017
sexybbstar:
Real problem is when you write "a father that is not rich like Dangote,is that one a father?" On facebook....and lo and behold ,you father like the post!


On a serious note,we guys should stop pointing accusing fingers at our fathers(parents) ...words like"i wish mr x is my father", "where was he when others were making money"?

I saw a comment made by someone on a front page thread. He typed "my father is as useless as my left hand"!

Your father may be more hardworking than those rich men but nature didn't smile on him.Some people's nuts are being cracked by a benevolent spirit (an Igbo adage), things just happens to fall into place for them.Most of these rich men dont work as hard as the rate at which money fall onto their laps,but life is just good to them.

Think of it,there are some of your mates out there that are not as hardworking as you but are living larger than you.So,how would you feel if someone tells you that where were you when your friend was making money...obviously,you wont feel good.You will feel like"but i am hardworking".

I do not dispute the fact that some parents are actually useless in terms of taking care and providing for their children. If you happen to fall into that category, all you need to do is to forget about them and show them that "I CAN DO IT WITHOUT YOU". Never blame them for your misfortune, see at as how it has been written.


So,lets respect our parents,and appreciate the fact that they brought us to life and nutured us through thick and thin.

Appreciate your mum for not aborting you before you came into this world.Respecting them alone is a key to long life.

I drop my pen!
Remind me never to say that its impossible to find a girl with both beauty and brains...smiley
RomanceRe: Tag A Nairalander And Guess What They Might Be Doing. by kozmicity: 12:07am On Jul 06, 2017
Quinn22:
WRONG! grin
Watching Wimbledon (tennis) tongue
Who does that nowadays?
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Cabal & Saraki Meet On How To Stop Osinbajo From Becoming President- SR by kozmicity: 8:31am On Jul 05, 2017
preselect:
the northerners are not the problem. The problem is generic. . .truth be told. A nation where young people rose up and said an old retired fool is the best for the country, a man who barely made a speech throughout the campaign, laid down no real plan for all the bogus promises, could not provide a high school certificate, had a history of unmitigated military dictatorship and had ties with islamic extremism. . . had been quoted to have said he wanted to expand islam across the land. . . . that such a man was the best for the country. . . .
in a party that promised change. . . . . yet rejected a national conference that produced a document with change and restructuring. . . yet millions of young nigerians, in BOTH NORTH AND SOUTH, chose this fool as an agent of change, in an era when ohter nations are electing presidents in their 30s and 40s. . . that is the problem with nigeria.

#RemoveBuhariNow
Dem dey remove dead body grin
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Cabal & Saraki Meet On How To Stop Osinbajo From Becoming President- SR by kozmicity: 8:28am On Jul 05, 2017
TSOM:
The South West is only tactly suing for peace and unity now to further its obvious selfish interests.

Were you active in this section in the run up to and during the 2015 general elections? They stalked and taunted other Southerners and milked Buhari's emergence even more than the Northerners.

They cheered Buhari's nepotic and despotic leanings and jeered at those with conflicting, rational opinions. They burnt bridges so they'd have to ford the raging currents without us throwing life buoys to save them.

Karma is a compulsive ñymphomaniac and she must tumble beneath the sheets with the South West.smiley
I joined Nland in May this year and nowhere will you see me condemning another tribe that isn't from the north.
(Harc Fact)
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Cabal & Saraki Meet On How To Stop Osinbajo From Becoming President- SR by kozmicity: 11:28pm On Jul 04, 2017
preselect:
na wa o . . . . just bc it's osibajon now the south west is preaching unity? i thought the south west loves the north so much. why are some people soo soo soo tribalistic. only preach unity when it favors them. . . na wa o.

anyways, my hatred for Buhari too much angry I have nothing against the north. . .or any section of nigeria for that matter. . . . .but this old vagabond that was imposed on Nigeria . . . . . . by the southwest. . . lest we forget. . . . . .has to leave office at once. . . .

@southwest. . . so it is now you guys are seeing that your northern APC doesnt care about you . . . . well at least you've made progress. . . the south-east APC sheeple are still on drugs. . . they still think their northern brothers are on the same page with them.

#TimeForTheSickToVacateOffice
#GoBuhariGoNow
One Yoruba man's thought isn't another man's thought...

I preach unity because I'm of the view that Nigeria does not need to break into four states before we have peace,but we all can unite to chase the problem.i.e.the Northerners away from the country.

Or are our tribalistic differences to much to overlook??
(Don't misunderstand me next time)
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Cabal & Saraki Meet On How To Stop Osinbajo From Becoming President- SR by kozmicity: 11:21pm On Jul 04, 2017
omenka:
It is amazing how the minds of some people work. I get a migraine trying to wrap my head around the nature of their character honestly.

Isn't this the same news media they vow NEVER to take seriously, and whose stories they claim are ALL lies? How does one profess these things and then shamelessly publicise stories from the same source?

In the fullness of time, these hazy cloud hovering above my country will disperse, that I'm sure of. No single individual or a bunch of inconsolable nutjobs and sore losers is bigger than the state, and sooner than later, that truism will be confirmed by events as they succeed one another.

We've been down this path before, but I don't suppose kids who were born just a couple of days ago would know that.
Your signature tho..








Tis cool
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Cabal & Saraki Meet On How To Stop Osinbajo From Becoming President- SR by kozmicity: 11:15pm On Jul 04, 2017
TSOM:
Why should the South South folks rally behind him? Karma must take the South West to bed!
Its because of rifts like this between us,that's why the Northerners do as they like.....is it to much to ask for unity??
LiteratureRe: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by kozmicity: 10:53pm On Jul 04, 2017
queenitee:
Ehmm ehmm I actually went to learn some things from him and it started raining, it rained overnight and he offered me his guest room. It was just one day and I slept in his guest room.
*picks up phone and fails a strange number*

Yes,private one
******
No,let the head of the bed be able to incline her to a 90 degree angle
******
Thank you...I'll send the address(hangs up)

Pours hot water on you!!!
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh: "There Is No Excuse Under The Face Of The Earth To Hit A Woman" by kozmicity: 10:45pm On Jul 04, 2017
pweetiedee:
You Dumb.
Sweet...the desperation of you...

Make kozmicity so happy grin
PoliticsRe: Finally!nnamdi Kanu Speaks On Biafra Deadline. by kozmicity(op): 10:43pm On Jul 04, 2017
Naijaguy12345:
Am Igbo myself, we don't need bloody Kanu , he should go to hell.
After all he has done for you!!
LiteratureRe: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by kozmicity: 10:41pm On Jul 04, 2017
queenitee:
No o
Oya explain yourself angry

*boiling hot water*
Car TalkRe: Where Is The Worst Place Your Car Has Ever Broken Down? by kozmicity: 10:39pm On Jul 04, 2017
Hmm...in front of where this cult boys dey smoke Igbo...It was around 10pm in the night and the #50,000 i withdrew since morning was still in my car...

To cut a long story short,"It wasn't funny"
PoliticsRe: Finally!nnamdi Kanu Speaks On Biafra Deadline. by kozmicity(op):
[quote author=Chimez1 post=58131906][/quote]You did not have to go and quote everything na... :-)

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