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well when a new girl comes around ppl patronize her till she is shabby then they go back to their true love

uniqued wats that forcant she have a conversation in public with a stranger?? as customer no dey, she can gist wif me

who is ur source on that? holier than wetin, abegi!!!!!!!!!!!!i have friends who finished from there n they gave me gist about tge skool, the skool u just described is called UI not OAU n i heard abt that guy that car wash ppl found tortoise under his car seat in ur skool,

university of igbobi, n it was ur babes fault, she complained abt strike,

if all u needed from uni was academics then they would have taught u all that in sec skool, n y do u ppl assume unilag is only about yahoo boys n aristo girls?
all we hear abt oau is yahoo  plus boys n easy girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wait a minute oau is comparing herself to unilag n then baby covenant wants to put mouth, go suck breast first jo,
as for u oau, all i can say is u urself u know, academically u mite be better but generally u can never be better,

tomorrow is my birthday so am giving out free booze through out the week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

but seriously if u can get ur self to unilag 2mao, then i will invite u for my booze contest party, lemme know

well who did the ratings? u know urs cant be compared to mine, am sure u visit mine every once in a while,


190, will join u soon

considering urs is gonna be a cocktail bar n no cocktail bar has ever outshone a beer parlour in naija b4, it wont start now,
plus u luv it down here

i will forgive that statement "pride of 9ja",
u oau students r always proud, dunno y, well i went to a skool that didnt get hit by strikes too much, very ungreat unilagites (or wateva they call themselves), wats even in ur skool sef that makes u guys feel ur skool is one better skool,


wait, so na oau girl dey feel live the love guru, i really shake my head

eeya, went to one of the skools n upon all the strikes still finished 4 yrs after i entered skool (but wit some months extra sha),
but u sef didnt know the skool b4 u filled it in ur jamb form?

but like i tell ppl enjoy ur yrs in skool cos they r more fun than yrs outside it,

190, i just dey entertain ur wife, as my oga, u too dey busy

baba 190 no vex,
sister googles y u no tell me, u wan make oga sack me, so i go go back unemployed ppls home

ahn ahn but ASUU is not on strike, so why blame it on them?

break,
ok, i see, so ur even a student thats calling me, a whole llb,llm, bl, ml, gl owner a rogue

googles, so am not just a rogue but an ojuelegba rogue abi,
u no call me yaba rogue na ojuelegba rogue u call me,
chai see insult,
well reason for my words was, u know girls, the harsher u treat them, the more they love u,
wait ur a lawyer n ur on NL, case no dey?

dont send it cos am not using it, n u failed, the only way is for me to go out wit her friend n spoil her silly n watch girl a eat her heart out n then come back back stab her friend n enter the show, done ur advice b4 n ended wit my only heartbreak till date, my evil twin gave me this one am gonna try n he is never wrong (but always evil),
thou ur trying, u sound like one of this Dr columnist in mags,

so they feel the sexx has taken over their love n they r not progressing cos of it,
probably the sexx btw them is that explosive,i see nothing wrong in that just that they should communicate often or betterstill talk after every round, cos thats when their listening ears will be active, cos if u try n erase the sexx from their lives i predict that their relationship will die

free bawo, i can pay for services that wont be rendered, am too old to be a maga,

omo Rooney dey vex o, u see Nani pass

n they say we need Ronaldo, msheww,

wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! am not dumping her, i want her to leave another guy cos 2 of them just dont jell n like everyother gurl she is stubborn,
plus if it was me with her, its not hard to say "its not u but me", that line never gets old

in a relationship ofcourse, ok let me expand that, slap her until she sees the light n realise that she is just wasting her time in a relationship n she should move on

essarios, is ur problem that they have sex alot or that u think thats wats holding their relationship together??

ok, ur feeling like a guru rite, lemme give u a trial,

how do u slap sense into a girl u like?

190 for president!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

simple drug ur housemaid n make sure when she wakes up in a remote village in jos so that u wont have to do the killing,

oooo shitt, uniqued is female?Miss Googles ur in soup

Miss googles, i was only kidding about the drugging part,
my point is not the advice but uniqued started a thread for u, thats my point, hmm the guy likes u o

dont tell me this started from that other topic that u happened to give an "OK" advice,

she chop my money run, without spreading her wings

there is always time for revenge

whats all this?

revenge

is she still sleeping? run to a pharmacy n buy spanish fly n syringe, go get a pack of juice too,
now use the syringe to soak some spanish fly, inject it into the juice from the top so u dont need to break the seal,
when she wakes up, give her some, a few minutes later she would rappe u,
lemme know the feedback