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revenge

is she still sleeping? run to a pharmacy n buy spanish fly n syringe, go get a pack of juice too,
now use the syringe to soak some spanish fly, inject it into the juice from the top so u dont need to break the seal,
when she wakes up, give her some, a few minutes later she would rappe u,
lemme know the feedback

DA LUV DOCTOR!, DON DRIZO 4 CHIZO MANIZO! U FIZO

y did they release u early?? n those doctors assured us that they wont release u until ur fully cured from ur madness, as they say, yabaleft pschiatrist can be bribed

who is this one who just started watching football that is comparing a retired footballer to one that is playin?
r u talking about them in their prime?

brothers,
how do u achieve sweet revenge on a girl, ?
i have some ideas but i dont feel their evil enuff

wats the purpose of this thread?

Mohammed, so thats y u decided to blow that plane up abi

tell him wat happened n hear wat he says, if he is still interested, beautiful, if he is not then move on,
but i think he will be

eat ur cake n have it

so she finished skool at the age off 20? n ur proud to tell us this,
so u want to marry a girl who repeated hw many times??
let her enter uni first then u can consider her plea

still available?

wat r the models of the brand new ones?

r u normal?

r the phones still available?

mehn, i never meet the chica, all chicks dey vex o,
dunno y, girls get dumped in february n now the bobos dey reconsile this month, i meet wan babe wey suffer this fate, i wan help her condition but the ingrate went back to that guy imagine, n they ask y we men chop n run, well am not yet ready for a relationship then i will go back to chopping n running, maybe i should play for a few more yrs b4 settling down, am in my second yr of working so am still very young

bros u wan go kill urself

guys, for the first time i want to do something i have not done since i was stupid in high skool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fall in love with a girl (not just that, actually start a relationship wit her)
tired of the gentle man agreements i have wit ladies, now i want to be stupid!!!!!!!

any ideas?

facebook leads to divorce,
did facebook marry them?

is this not the kinda of story we used to hear when we were small, abt it blockin a girl from peeing n pelvic swelling n she dying,

eventhough am a guy n i am meant to be lenient towards the guy, i wont lie he messed up,
y make promises u cant keep, the guy should be purnished, sef sworn for
n i got the perfect swear,
they say the only way a gurl can swear for a man n it wud catch him is if she goes to a junction at any hour n swears for him while being completely naked, it will catch him, do it n lets know the result

TOYOSI20:
I have had my fair share of relationships. I have actually had two which ended up sore. But the problem is that the two of them have realized their mistakes and now think i am the best for them, hence they both want to come back. Meanwhile, i am now in love with someone who values me more than gold!. Loving me is the only thing he knows how to do.
But my very first guy is tenacious, he still wants 2 come back by all means. And the second is also pleading the same fate. What exactly do I do? Should I cut all ties with them in terms of friendship? Perhaps i should stop talking to them? Is it now that they know my worth? I don't want something that will disturb my future in in the sense that they pop up on my wedding day asking for one thing or the other.

Please, dear readers, your urgent advice and comments will be of great help. Thanks

so ur present bf is dumb?

googles:
[size=13pt]think he's been showing her for the past three yrs [/size]

doubt that, no girl can turn down the koko,
he is being showing her his long thing but as d'banj would say "no" long thing

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

show her the koko

she just wanted to be nice n friendly so tell ur soldier to go back to being at ease,

so am a sick n bad leader abi?

my mother,

wit a name like king, we now see wat they r fighting for

sing this to him
get out beach i dont love u,

there r 2 spanish flies in naija, one made in the north and one made in obodo-oyinbo,
one made in the north is called burantashi n is sold by alot of mallams,
one made in obodo-oyinbo is sold in pharmacies.


kapeesh?