kpolli:

wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! am not dumping her, i want her to leave another guy cos 2 of them just dont jell n like everyother gurl she is stubborn,
plus if it was me with her, its not hard to say "its not u but me", that line never gets old

[size=13pt]ooooooo you dey confuse person jor  
if a girl doesn't want to leave a guy there is something about him she likes ni yen
maybe you should try and find out wat it is about that guy dats got her stuck to him like glue
give her undivided attention find out the faults of the other guy too and outshine in those areas
dont be too pushy in your ways, subtlety is wat you need to win her over
but do these only if you are sure she likes you o . . . . if she doesnt like you
brother deres is no two-way to it
i wish you all the best

P.S imma send my bill to you o. . . . . its all abt the money  [/size]

dont send it cos am not using it, n u failed, the only way is for me to go out wit her friend n spoil her silly n watch girl a eat her heart out n then come back back stab her friend n enter the show, done ur advice b4 n ended wit my only heartbreak till date, my evil twin gave me this one am gonna try n he is never wrong (but always evil),
thou ur trying, u sound like one of this Dr columnist in mags,

google dearie when did u become a love doc

kpolli:

dont send it cos am not using it, n u failed, the only way is for me to go out wit her friend n spoil her silly n watch girl a eat her heart out n then come back back stab her friend n enter the show, done your advice b4 n ended wit my only heartbreak till date, my evil twin gave me this one am gonna try n he is never wrong (but always evil),
thou your trying, u sound like one of this Dr columnist in mags,

[size=13pt]
you are an ojuelegba rogue so av been wasting my keyboard power on u since
gerrout jor

columnist ke ?? me am just free styling ni o
well am a legal adviser so am doing my job ni somehow somehow [/size]

daduke2k:

google dearie when did u become a love doc

[size=13pt]since yesterday [/size]

googles:

[size=13pt]oh sweetim no, good drugs arent meant to be sweet. . . . the bitter the better
try the club thingy jor and weed is good for the body o see me naw
so you are gay am gay too hmm lets run things madlady
you can forget about the fees as long as am entitled to your lovely lady lumps [/size]

Bad bad girl

madlady:


Bad bad girl

[size=13pt]hey my sweetheart
the bonnie to my clyde
beyonce to my jay z
katie to my tom cruise
genevieve to my d'banj
madlady to my googles [/size]

Partner u ve gone far oo hope d does r cumin sha. Lol keep u d gud work, still expectin my own share dnt cheat me oo or I will get u arrestd nd no more business for u. U beta pay me k.

daylae:

Who's the lucky bf with such good attributes?

rokiatu:

ROFLMAO what?

u seriously do not want to know!!

such pshychopaths have once occupied nl!

googles, so am not just a rogue but an ojuelegba rogue abi,
u no call me yaba rogue na ojuelegba rogue u call me,
chai see insult,
well reason for my words was, u know girls, the harsher u treat them, the more they love u,
wait ur a lawyer n ur on NL, case no dey?

[size=13pt]^^^^ oga easy now i still dey school o
am still studying law ni o
but plenty case for nairaland and since am on break i might as well
take the job of nl attorney[/size]

break,
ok, i see, so ur even a student thats calling me, a whole llb,llm, bl, ml, gl owner a rogue

[size=13pt]^^^^ah oga mi ema binu sir
na ASUU cause am too o
i for don near law school or bar sef
e jor o[/size]

ahn ahn but ASUU is not on strike, so why blame it on them?

190 strolls in**


Kpolli nor near my woman!

baba 190 no vex,
sister googles y u no tell me, u wan make oga sack me, so i go go back unemployed ppls home

Hello dr who,i mean semi dr googles and her associate in crime. I just lost my would-be gf to a junkie,thanks to your quacky advice!

uniqued. hahaha i see u gone from lawyer to consultant. hahahaha share d pay with your boo tbaba. dont forget d memories o. see u summer hols with his share. guess who dis is. lool

Which one b dis again?

na one of our doctors lol

Googles abi uniqued?

na uniqued na.

why is it u dickhead mods keep messing with my posts ehn

kpolli:

ahn ahn but ASUU is not on strike, so why blame it on them?

[size=13pt]so all the incessant strikes they ve had since my admission nko?
since 200 and am still struggling with the aluta pple
ASUU is messed up o. . . . . plus my school itself is messed up
so double wahala for dead body and the owner of dead body[/size]

Eiyah, i go beta ma dear. Naija level na no pain no gain.

googles:

[size=13pt]hey my sweetheart
the bonnie to my clyde
beyonce to my jay z
katie to my tom cruise
genevieve to my d'banj
madlady to my googles [/size]

C dis girl self, how do you think up these thinks, all in that beautiful head of yours

U got a beautiful head too.

U got a beautiful head too.

whats happening here o

abeg who be Uniqued and Googles?

una don change ID again for NL

una just dey confuse person for hia

madlady:

C dis girl self, how do you think up these thinks, all in that beautiful head of yours

[size=13pt]love mi how you dey dis morning
you are too much jor !!![/size]

tkb417:

whats happening here o
abeg who be Uniqued and Googles?
una don change ID again for Nl
una just dey confuse person for hia

[size=13pt]oga tkb i am googles jor
my partner is uniqued
we are love doctors
so bring ur love wahala
nd u will smile back home [/size]

190 strolls in

plants a deep kiss on googles

and says

Hi sweets,how is work going on 2day!

eeya, went to one of the skools n upon all the strikes still finished 4 yrs after i entered skool (but wit some months extra sha),
but u sef didnt know the skool b4 u filled it in ur jamb form?

but like i tell ppl enjoy ur yrs in skool cos they r more fun than yrs outside it,

190, i just dey entertain ur wife, as my oga, u too dey busy