madlady:

Miss @Love Doctor, Please can you help me I have this problem I can't eat, I can't sleep and I all the time.

Please can you tell me what's wrong with me I am awaiting your diagnose at your earlist convenience.

if its not my favourite girl madlady how you dey this morning
back to business hmm is it man problem or woman problem?
well emm make every nite club nites , go out all you want dance all you want hook up with all the boys u want or girls
and to ginger ur spirit you can take six wraps of weed everymorning twill make you feel alright for the day + twill increase ur appetite
remember six wraps o not more cos i know its addictive

googles:


[size=13pt]av consulted "lawyer googles "o, she said you re seeing your pastor's daughter and you re always threatening her with the pastor's deliverance everynite so stick to your pastor's daughter and let googles be [/size]

madlady:

Miss @Love Doctor, Please can you help me I have this problem I can't eat, I can't sleep and I all the time.

Please can you tell me what's wrong with me I am awaiting your diagnose at your earlist convenience.

googles:

^^^ c'mon gerrout u want spoil business for me shey?
no love portion for u again sef you wan use style steal my client
my friend scram jor and i will give that lawyer googles to someone else you will see

na2day?:

ejo aunti mi

i like wen big men beg me it makes my small head swell
k i will give you lurv portion to put inside googles' drink
make sure u put it inside ace of spade o not anyhow wine o
and the rest will be history

googles:

[size=13pt]if its not my favourite girl madlady how you dey this morning
back to business hmm is it man problem or woman problem?
well emm make every nite club nites , go out all you want dance all you want hook up with all the boys u want or girls
and to ginger your spirit you can take six wraps of weed everymorning twill make you feel alright for the day + twill increase your appetite
remember six wraps o not more cos i know its addictive [/size]

googles:



[size=13pt]i like wen big men beg me it makes my small head swell
k i will give you lurv portion to put inside googles' drink
make sure u put it inside ace of spade o not anyhow wine o
and the rest will be history [/size]

madlady:

I am fine how are you baby girl? I see you have been given your rightful postion on this land.


Well thank you @Doctor @googles mam, but your presciption would be a bitter pill for me to swallow, I hate clubs, I never go near the nasty weed stuff I only like girls for mates and boys are too young for me .

I am not paying your fee

madlady:

I am fine how are you baby girl? I see you have been given your rightful postion on this land.
Well thank you @Doctor @googles mam, but your presciption would be a bitter pill for me to swallow, I hate clubs, I never go near the nasty weed stuff I only like girls for mates and boys are too young for me .
I am not paying your fee

oh sweetim no, good drugs arent meant to be sweet. . . . the bitter the better
try the club thingy jor and weed is good for the body o see me naw
so you are gay am gay too hmm lets run things madlady
you can forget about the fees as long as am entitled to your lovely lady lumps

na2day?:

thank u thank u thank u, u r the best!



[size=3pt]psst! come over here, i have a better presciption that will work wonders for u. u have to follow me to my bedroom clinic room[/size]

of course am the best ot the best  

my friend liff my madlady alone before i mutallab your a$$  

kpolli:

whats all this?

wat does it look like? we are treating pple with emotinal problems

kpolli:

dont tell me this started from that other topic that u happened to give an "OK" advice,

ayettymama:

Im suprised uniqed is here talking abt mentally deranged

when her bf is the most psycologically imbalanced individual ive ever come accross!!- talk abt bipolar!!

dude has some serious neuronal issues!!! does he sniff crack??

essarios:

@googles
i have a question from a Doctor to another, love cant be fixed right? but can be
transformed from one degree to another. My question is this a couple i have been trying to fix
have more se*x drive than they have their love life burning. To them, they need Love to
balance with their Se*x Live, am out options, what should they do?

okay hmm i like your fonts
they should try to stay off sexx for a while or reduce it and concentrate on their relationship
they should both look for the fun things they have in common apart from the sexx
and do it together. . . . . .they should go out more, hang out with friends and have fun together like friends
with these tips i think they can balance their love and sex lives

googles:

[size=13pt]of course am the best ot the best  

my friend liff my madlady alone before i mutallab your a$$   [/size]

kpolli:

Miss googles, i was only kidding about the drugging part,
my point is not the advice but uniqued started a thread for u, thats my point, hmm the guy likes u o

kpolli:

oooo shitt, uniqued is female?Miss Googles your in soup

lmao. . . . .uniqued is my business partner and a unique one at that  
we make money money so we dont worry worry  

googles:

[size=13pt]okay hmm i like your fonts
they should try to stay off sexx for a while or reduce it and concentrate on their relationship
they should both look for the fun things they have in common apart from the sexx
and do it together. . . . . .they should go out more, hang out with friends and have fun together like friends
with these tips i think they can balance their love and intimacy lives   [/size]

na2day?:

what did i do?

leave madlady alone go and look for someone else to carry to your bedroom !!!  

essarios:

why thank you, i like yours too.
Well i think am gonna object to the going out part
i tried that and turn out a real show, the two of em shacked up
in the public bathroom.
the funny part in this is that they do like to paint and share that in common
they even have a basement full of their work, but never seem to finish em, you know why?
to em they Love each other, what they need to know here is "is it love for themselves or for the Se*x?"

yea thats why i said they should hang out with friends at least some decency ll hold them back
from running off to a public bathroom  
they should do a love test you know like write down series of questions and ask themselves
to know the degree at which they know themselves if they flunk woefully then its a sexx thingy they are into
but if its on the average they can make a sexx time-table or something and concentrate more on building
their very interesting relationship  

kpolli:

ok, your feeling like a guru rite, lemme give u a trial,

how do u slap sense into a girl u like?

ok mr. Kpoli {i like your name btw} am a love-doctor not a mind reading psychic
slap sense into a girl like how ? in a relationship ? dat to day activities ?? how?
you need to elaborate  

kpolli:

essarios, is your problem that they have intimacy alot or that u think thats wats holding their relationship together??

kpolli:

in a relationship ofcourse, ok let me expand that, slap her until she sees the light n realise that she is just wasting her time in a relationship n she should move on

oh in other words ways to dump a lady using reverse psychology hmm
okay tho' i'm not a bad doctor but since this is a test imma answer you
my best advice woulda been tell it to her straight to move on but
i know u are a notorious fellow so lets rough it up abit  
dont pick her calls, ignore her text msgs, snap at her like everytime
send a loving msg to her number putting another chic's name at the beginning of the text
tell her series of unbelivable lies and excuses with all of these you will not only be slapping brain into her
but you ll be punching in the brains  

kpolli:

so they feel the sexx has taken over their love n they r not progressing cos of it,
probably the sexx btw them is that explosive,i see nothing wrong in that just that they should communicate often or betterstill talk after every round, cos thats when their listening ears will be active, cos if u try n erase the sexx from their lives i predict that their relationship will die