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So less than a month after fighting with u, she jumps on ur best friend.... Won't tell u wat to do but if I were in ur shoes, she is a gonna

Yvete: Lol hehehehe I have to call her at home to come read this. She may still be asleep. Honestly, I think she'll make a great Physical Therapist. Every time I come home from work or even after we get back from a work-out, she massages my feet excellently. She likes fitness and massages. LOL. She could be a sweet Nurse too.

Just my luck, I have been in need of a good back massage ever since I played soccer. . . I myt just branch Texas . . . Nursing is also about seeing sad things, not just about caring and massaging..... Plus why is she asleep at 11:23am, which kain lazy girl

Yvete: This is the reason I chose to stay out. I'm less than 2 years older than you. There's not much difference to be significant. I did not ignore you, but when you're in tears and i'm already irritated, I don't want to say anything nasty. Maybe you should mail Kpolli and communicate the true situation of things so that a non-family member with unbiased judgment can access things from outside-in. From the day you set foot in Houston, all your maternal relatives want you to move to their end, S. Carolina. All the dry bones now rise again!! Where were they in the beginning?

You're a softee and a very caring person so healthcare is fine, but you need to make YOUR OWN DECISION. Model your life after successful people not underachievers. I've suffered inconsistent career choices so I understand your frustration. We can talk more when I get back home ((hugs)) Thanks to Kpolli and Imperiouxx for reaching out.

Beg to defer, softees can't stand blood. . . Do you want her to faint during surgery?

smithjanetstore: HOUSE PROBLEM DEY SOMEONE TO HELP ME OUT, COURSE ACCOUNTING AT V............. UNIVERSITY
i was denied twice this yr i was asked the same question during both interview what am i going to do
vo why did u want to go us ?
ME to enroll as a full time student at v............. university to study accounting
VO good
VO why did you choose this school
ME i explained very well
VO when was ur school cert
ME 2005
VO what have u been doing since then
ME I LEARNT ABOUT DESKTOP PUBLISHING FOR 2YRS
VO HOW MANY SCHOOL DID YOU APPLY FOR
ME 4 UNI......... BLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLA
VO WHATS THE DEGREE U GOING FOR
ME BSC
VO WHAT HAVE U BEEN DOING AFTER DESKTOP PUBLISHING
ME WORKING IN MY FATHER COMPANY AS AN ACCOUNT CLERK
VO DO YOU HAVE A KID
ME NO
VO YOU MARRIED
ME NO
VO you have to demonstrate that you are a bona fide student and u are nt able to convince me that u are a good student because you have not been doing anything for past 7yrs
house pls make una help me out on what to do so as to reapply next yr

I tried googling that Uni and it doesn't exist. . . wat is V........... University?

Mamacita007: Thamks kpolli i dont know what 2 say to u. Thnk u. its lyk u kind of understand what im going thru. when everybody is making u confused and the main person that u trust dont want to say anything. thats how heartbroken i am. i'll send u d pm thru my mail.

Uw. . . Ok. . And I do understand what ur going thru

Mamacita007: very true. thnks. It started when i came here. My aunty in austin and her husband are nurses so they started it buh i'll make a decision for myself. it is well.



so u've joined yvete. everytime i ask her, she refused to say anything but work towards your future goals. its ok sha o God bless una. thnks.



looool im singing i am married to Jesus .... leave me alone. i wz just joking

Then don't bother. . . You have a dream for ursel don't follow others'. . . .Don't allow the juicy things they have told u to change the goals u set for urself when u left nigeria. . .

Mamacita007: So I can defer admission while im already here? I dont want to stay idle. Everybody is saying that im following yvete and its nt true. she's d one dat advised me to go for my masters wen i wasnt even thinking of it. she did everything so ive been taking her advice buh i might nt be lucky to get oil and gas job and u know dat she has been here long before me. im thinking btw taking pre-classes for medical skl, masters in healthcare admininstration or ms healthcare management. my auntys av been making it difficult for me becos they're saying that im still young and there's enough time to be a medical doctor. I dont know wat im doing again. wat will u do if u're in my shoes pls?

Medical skool for an international student is really hard to get in. . . Even for the citizens its hard. . . As imperrioux said "follow your heart" but pls I hope this didn't come up when u got here. . . Remember it's ur life n not ur aunts

Mamacita007:

No woman no cry

Mamacita007: ok thnks

Na don't , maybe you have your reasons. . . If your ready to share and could do with my not so good advice then you can mail me

Mamacita007: kpolli wat do u mean? pls dont break my heart. ive been down for some days becos of dis issue. wat do u think?

Well I had a feeling you wud want to switch to a school in Texas but never guessed u wud want to switch to healthcare. . . Well you could go talk to some colleges but if I had a say in this, I would tell you not to. . . Personally

Mamacita007: Oga imperriox i av sumtin to discuss with u. I need ur opinion. Is it possible to transfer I-20 from Phoenix to Houston as a masters student? i prefer to stay in houston here. what can i do abt it? can i also change to a community college to take pre-classes for another degree. I want to go into healthcare. pls reply.

anybody in the hse wit knowledge abt masters transfer shouls pls help.

I had a feeling this would happen

moroh: Lolz Kpolli. I be STEM, but na only one head I get.How you do am?

I be Science major o. I just dey curious as to that your compulsory requirement.

Ahh... better go and collect ur remaining parts, e never complete

Mamacita007: looool go jor!!! not skinny jeans but fitted clothes nau. dont u like to look sharp?
everybody is laughing at me but soon my body will adjust to the system. my small cousin put on the AC last night and this boy never wears shirt while im always complaining about cold. They'll wait for me to sleep then put off the central heater so I bought the small heater that i carry around the house. loooool

lol

Pele. . . .

If it is by fitted shirt then na me sharp pass

But I like movies like Omo ghetto

moroh: lolz....anything special abt STEM?
People will not answer, na when them refuse them visa, them go start to cry.

Yes, we have three heads, 6 brains and two hearts

Mamacita007: ok. i'llcheck it.
ive adjusted now buh i still wear gloves for now. looool



NO! Polish up for ur own good

So I should start wearing skinny jeans like those your toasters in unilag abi. . . . Naaa would rather stay razz

Gloves for? Biko!!! Me never see that kind cold wey go cos that one ooo

Mamacita007: oga imperrioux which bf again nau? shey walex said i need a man. Im looking for dark skinned man (i no wan born albino), masters level STEM guy only, nigerian is a must, he must not be razz and he must fear God. im not complicated at all. abi

So us razz ones don't have a chance

Mamacita007: kpolli lied here. eyaa smh



Proud Akokite!!! kpolli stop hating yvete collects teas so i drink enough.
Im still waiting. i saw this on nairaland but dere's no where to click. ... You have 6 new Nairaland PMs. Please check your e-mail account now. (Dismiss)

Thnks to mr chris, walex, Ichei anthony, imperriox and all for ur kind wishes. Im well now.

I didn't lie. . . . Didn't u see my message about my pilot? Hating ke. . . .

Go to the email account you used to register ur NL account and you would see the pm. . .

So madam has adjusted to yankee weather, we thank God

[quote author=stan-ogb]please pals check this out.
There is a new transcript ordering and delivery service in Nigeria called ETX-NG(etx-ng .com). It allows students to order transcripts from their universities in Nigeria and have such transcripts electronically delivered to any school worldwide. you might find it extremely easy because you wont have to bother traveling down to your school or sending a relative or friend considering the risk of traveling these days. You will also not have to worry about the successful and on-time delivery of the transcripts as the whole process is tracked and status updates are provided to you. ETX-NG stands for Electronic Transcripts Exchange in Nigeria.
what do you think[/quote]Why should a third party have access to request for my transcript. . . Defeats the purpose of confidentiality. . . . This service should be shut down

imperiouxx: They went for it to start off.

oh ok

imperiouxx: Detention centers are the cheapest place to work in US states for anyone holding working permit of the US. Got lots of friends who finished their graduate studies and now working as COs..... I don't think in that direction sha.

Why would I do this? Some ppl sha. . . .

imperiouxx: Yea, sending my greetings to our Nigeria members.

Oh ok sir.... Them dey future, we dey past

imperiouxx: Happy New Year guyz!

Bros, we still dey 2012 oooh

Yvete: I'm very sure of what i'm talking about. People associate with you for selfish reasons. This is what ive experienced all my life. Believe me. looool. You've left those people for romance too? hehehee

I followed you ooo, am going back there. . . . Well it's a human thing that has always been around so don't make it seem as if it's a naija male issue. . . .

Now going back to where grow ups are

Yvete: The fact that you recognize the bolded is a good thing. These days there are Naija men that are after money too especially with 'big' family names, parents careers, etc.

Lies. . . Only place I have seen this is on NL

sholexxx: Plsss house I need an advice asap..I jst got an admision I usa want start another degree in us after finishing an hnd in naija n my passport reads 28yr..can I b granted visa. Plsssssss I ned sum advice. Tanks

My guess is that your not 28

Yvete: I believe you're hot all day, everyday.

Take my comment as read. I was trying to figure out why the VO laughed. Okay? Starting all over as a freshman is what I find improper and presumed that the VO could have as well because its costs you more money and more years. Do you ride a bicycle from Lag to Abj when you can ride a bus or fly to your destination faster? That's my reasoning behind the comment that someone else could not grasp. Unless you have no certifications/diploma/degree you can try again this semester giving solid examples that explain how productively you've been working towards the Automotive degree.

When you say automobile, most people would immediately think Michigan because of its auto industry. If you don't try again this semester, apply to stellar Colleges like Michigan State (MSU) for the same degree or Mech. Eng elsewhere. PS: The automotive degree is popular with schools like Everest and co ... technical schools. When you come in for a bachelors in the US, your major is unofficial and you're not allowed to declare officially till the 1st semester your junior year. Meaning: You can switch your degree plan as soon as you step foot in the college. My older sis went from a Diploma in Accounting at UniAbuja -> One semester at Texas A&M Accounting -> changed her mind to UT Austin for BS Nursing then MS Nursing. It was fast. If its easier to get a visa with Mech. Eng, go for it. All the best.

Henceforth, I refuse to anyone who's reasoning is obviously skewed, poses with fake Christian empathy and used my name maliciously. ....

Sorry Walex ... Life goes on.

Calm down dear (my new slogan)

funmiad: pls house..can i defer my admission after entering the US.. or..?? cos i for like 2 work for a while ooo..is it possible..?? pls i need ur advice on this ASAP.

Why would you want to do this? You won't be able to work or do anything within this period and you would be required to not reside in the USA at that period

Yvete: Hmnnn are you saying that you don't comment on romance topics like 'I love her but she's too shy. Pls Help!'
They are a more lively over there with funny names and hidden jokes thrown around.

You astute girl. . . . I go there when am extremely bored and idle. . . And as they say "an idle mind is. . ". . . You can't compare now to when I had romance section bookmarked on my browser, b4 the new regime went there and turned the place into cliques zone. . . Maybe I would one day give you some NL stories I have heard and even observed myself

imperiouxx: You remember that "Sean Paul - Like Glue"? You are hooked up like glue....lol. I've told you to stop saying you're going to drop the thread for romance. Check your inbox, got you some.

Tell me your joking. . .that joke of a section. . . I left there for here

Yvete: Kpolli is psycho!!
You made me laugh out loud!

@imperiouxx sorry for derailing your thread. Abeg send me one of those ur R&B songs. Not john legend this time

Sincere apologies to fadinus and all those that don't like to hear the truth. Many times I've decided not to comment on here but I'm kinda hooked. Don't know why I keep bringing myself back here. Still working on it...

Better don't try it, when I left. . . You and Mamacita told me to come back, u now want to run. . . . Shey you have watched Texas Chainsaw Massacre?

Sisi Yvete is vexed oh! Pls imperiouxx, cheer her up the way you cheer her up at night

Congrats to the dude getting married today . . . . .