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[quote author=I.Joan]Hello guys,
You don't know me but I know most of you(at least on this thread) from oga imperiouxx to yvete to kpolli....etc...you guys really helped when l was preparing for my interview. Thank you very much. May God continue to bless you all[/quote]Congrats dear

Poster, u did rape her. . . So she deserves to marry u

I agree with that husband. . . He shares a blame in it. . . I blame myself too for my failed relationship

What's this poster talking about? The poor marry more on Saturdays

Has to be this one

For all of you still in the past . . . . Gone to the future so I can truly say, Merry Christmas everyone

Andre Ogara: Hello House, I have been reading all your posts and it has indeed been resourceful. I'm scheduled for the 2nd of January at Lagos. I'm due to leave for Chicago to study Information Technology at the Illinois Institute of Technology by January 14 latest. I have pretty much everything paper I need right now. I have GRE, my dad will be sponsoring me. I also have reason to believe that the school is one of the top rated in U.S because someone at the GRE testing centre in Lagos told me that it would be difficult to get admitted there but God did it and I was admitted. I need your prayers and any extra tip you may have for me. I have heard stories where they turn people down for no apparent reason and I pray it won't be my portion. What else do I have to keep in mind before the D Day? Thanks for input in advance....

It is indeed one of the top rated schools, be confident. . . I hope u've read this thread well. . . . Go forth, the Lord is with you.

madeit2thetop: Oops i love this thread it reminds me of my own adage which says (my padi dey yankee no mean say u sef dey go yankee)which means all man for himself ..am begging again pls someone sud say something about my post this matter pass two heads are better than one ooo infact i need if possible 40 heads on this question .e ma gbagbe mi e jor!!

To me this is an easy question. . . . Tell him to move further in ur career, u need to further ur study. . . .

It is not by earning N2m per annum for the rest of ur life. . . .

Mamacita007: Good morning my people!!! loooool

looool 4get imperrioux. make we go visit kpolli then... no DULLINGGGG!



Oga Chris, correction no b insult oo. U and I are wrong. its actually skyscanner.com
yvete thinks differently and talks direct abeg no vex

@snazzy pls its skyscanner.com. I found one cheap fare wit RoyalAir maroc for $900 buh dem go carry u go morrocco - New york airport then fly local to houston. too stressful for all the suya, golden morn and meat pie in my bag. I came with mumcee and her round trip costs like $1500. Buy ur ticket early sha.

Your lucky, air maroc misplaced my friends bag and have stopped picking his call. . . He is about taking them to court. . . Those ppl are incompetent n unprofessional

[quote author=Bem_bem]No I don't anymore. I used to attend when moti was the president way back in spring 2010.
You are a grad student huh?[/quote]Yes I am, there is a new regime. . . You should come back. . . Now I don't think we know each other except. . . .

[quote author=Bem_bem]Oh for real..maybe I even know you. I'm sure I go to LSU. How long have you been there?
What's your email addy.[/quote]Probably u do, I have replied u. . . . Been here since fall
Do u attend ASO stuff?

[quote author=Bem_bem]@kpolli...do u live in Baton Rouge or Lafayette?
I'm moving to Lafayette in the spring.[/quote]Baton Rouge home of the Tigers!!!! Lafayette is only a stone throw. . . . Kool, I wud reply ur PM

PS: I hope u know when we say stone throw, we mean like an hour away

Anthonymighty: I dey shayo with caution o! I am really hoping for the best .i have been preparing o....reading this post...everyday...(I call it my daily manner) no be beans na...I digest and create answers from reading this forum alone....you know this is my 2nd interview so you know what I mean... And im praying harder.....Thanks for everything...enjoy ur Xmas....na Boston Massachusetts me dey go o if God says yes which I know he has already said it....cheers.....(now I need imperiouxx shayo smiley again here)

if NM is -13, Boston is -130

imperiouxx: He can't pay rent but can borrow $300+ to go home. American boy without Jacket! Unbelievable?! Na him be the first I see. I gave him one of mine but later discovered he was born lazy.

It's about time u let ur pikin grow

imperiouxx: Sure my man. LO guys are lazy. This boy is f*cking lazy, American boy without job. He was force to work by the school president after he involved in sh!t. Dollar general, supersave, walmart etc he can't work.

Tell me about it, best are americans from the northern part. . . . . Those ones are ok. . .

Lo boys like lazy lifestyle and believe na them hard pass. . .

imperiouxx: Yea, the brainless dogs. This boy dey piss me off too much, if he starts with the washing machine...it's like the machine should pack that day and he pays rent and bills late. He is also rough, saying he is from hood in Louisiana. The beg too much last wed and his mama wants me to come with him to LO....lol. Still going to kick him when he's back. You new guys shouldn't give rooms to Americans especially my niggas!https://serve.mysmiley.net/happy/happy0203.gif

Whenever ur in Louisiana, hit ur boy up. . . Wud try n make u have a good time, but asper ur akata. . . . Not surprised, Louisiana akatas are out of this world. . . . And don't mind his mouth, he no hit do nada

Mamacita007: kpollllliiii i went to your beer parlour today. the bar man passesd us one harp. lol
hahahaha ur funny. we've been laughing since

beer parlour been years

welcome!!!!

pls where is my share of "moto" money?

Yvete: Thank God you know...don't lemme expose you







... and the list goes on and on.... looool

All these FBI agents on this thread ehn

And asssss kissers see something good in this, i see

slimmy05: House, i am new to this forum. Let me start by stating my case. I hold a BA degree in Linguistics and Communication studies, i applied for a BS degree in Electronic Media and Film and was denied visa. Now i want to write GRE and apply for a masters programme. Pls advice me on how to go about registering for GRE and if you have any GRE material you can send to me pls: charles4real2005@yahoo.com
Thanks

Egbon do masters in linguistics oooo, na big ish here so u go probably get GA

Snazzygirl: House, hmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn .....sometymz I wonder what I did to deserve dis "Mighty God's favour". I just got my F-1 visa dis morning against all odds. I can't even begin to describe ow scared I was cz I applied to a cc for pre-med and after I read dis thread and saw what people had to say about cc and pre-med, 'my heart cut'. Pls say thank u to God on my behalf cz I talked to him and he listened. For those dat were denied, I use my testimony as a point of contact 4 u....pray,prepare, go d second tym and receive.

For all ur help, I say thank u. God's favour all d way 4 u guys. @ Imperiouxx, u didn't reply my message...am too happy 2 b angry . Thanks everyone. My beautiful experience comin soon ....

Congrats dear (ok am guilty)

But which one be CC?? Credit card?

Yvete: Everyone knows that. Congrats Bro....Sorry Bro and you know its true.

Everyone know that ke. . . . Please ppl, confirm?

dtabimbola: House, I was denied F1 visa yesterday o... Having spent alot, and reading ds thread part by part. Sad indeed. Here it is: Normal first stupid biometric chain of protocol...
vo: good morning
me: good morning sir.
Vo: y r u goin to U.S
me: my goin for my master prog. Bleep univerty florida
Vo: wc sku
me... Cccy univty.
Vo: how many sku did u appply to
me: 3.. Name dem... Xyz florida... Ccc...chicago and yyy university Texas.

Vo :Who is ur sponsor
me: my mum..
vo: doin what?
Me: medical Dr.
Vo: statemt of acct?
Me: gave him, ... Tryin to chk, while i was emphasising her medical acheivment.
Vo: any exam : GRE or GMAt, and d score
me: GRE, gav him... He was tryin to chk scruintly.
Vo: started typin seriously on his stupid PC
me: i was so much convident dt ds thing is sure today,
little had i kn...Vo: raised his ugly head up; sorrry i cant grant u visa ds tym, bla bla bla...
My observatn: my course didnt appear on I-20 but on my, admssn letter... D sku only wrote.... Area study: Other on I-20.
Secondly, i couldnt hear him well via d audio speaker... So there were alot o... U said...
Pls house, show me my lapses and area of improvement for future refrence . And can i reapply bfor Jan 15th my resumptn date, if yes, how...
Pls and pls.
Suicide mood activated already...
Thks.

Uncle, Farabale ooooo

E never reach to do that one. . .

As yvete would say i say, "sorry bro"

But honestly, ur post here is confusing so maybe u also confused the VO. . . #okbye

Yvete: Ok oh! Beacuse I don't see your trademark 'Sorry Bro' like before. Loooool
...and if the world doesn't end tomorrow, the Mayans are in for a lot of trouble he he he. My toothpaste expires in 2015 so we ain't worried. Time still dey!

lol

Plus how come am known for "sorry bro"?
I also say congrats bro

imperiouxx: It's never too late, Fall 2013 reg is still there.

I never do spring sef

imperiouxx: Na so ooo. This thread is full of info.

Y didn't I find out since?

imperiouxx: Never, just pay using debit or credit card.....You get your insurance ID number in your mail box. QED!

And this ppl chop my $645 last semester

Oyinbo ppl dey maga us wella. . . .

[quote author=Tee.tee]Nw I'm really jealous of all you stem pple o!! *Crying* it's not fair joo! Wht would an Economics major like me nau do??! They shld better pass a bill for us aswel![/quote]Face New York or San Francisco after graduating and u myt get sponsor for H1B

Yvete: Hmnn Hmnn Hmnn ...Kpolli, Is it because of what I said that day about the ceejay issue? I was defending you...
I noticed you don't tell people, 'sorry bro' anymore.
... so that's the issue, huh? My apologies if I'm the reason you're keeping mute.

Sister Yvete, not cos of u oooo. . . . I am not an illiterate, I know u were defending me. . . Was just angry how bigfrancis was using me to feel like a star. . . . Plus I don't say it cos (sorry to say) most of the ppl who have been rejected now, I expected it. . . . I still read somethings n try to help but I won't go out of my way anymore. . . . Thanks dear. . . .

But wait, Mamacita is coming when the world is meant to be ending

phateemah73: @yvette... Pls what's the deal with liberty university lynchburg, virginia. Hope the sch is not bad sha

Fatima going to christian college *raised eye brow*

Which successes?

Is this a valid question
We all do this

All girls are bad tempered