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RomanceRe: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by kpolli(m): 6:24pm On Jan 19, 2013
Dyt: Shey u will come and help me?




I miss u
Awwwww.... kiss
Miss u too
RomanceRe: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by kpolli(m): 6:13pm On Jan 19, 2013
Funniest post ever...... Atleast she accepts her mistakes, signs of a girl who has learnt her lesson.... Good to know

But I have met some ppl here and weren't catfish experiences so its not all of us that suffer this
TravelRe: General U.s.a (student) Visa Enquiries-part3 by kpolli(m): 4:00am On Jan 19, 2013
imperiouxx: @kpolli,

I'm going to tell her about what you said on the other thread. grin
Me? Who? Said what? What thread? Wasn't me grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Who Is Single On Nairaland? by kpolli(m): 8:36pm On Jan 18, 2013
Ehen
TravelRe: General U.s.a (student) Visa Enquiries-part3 by kpolli(m): 8:28pm On Jan 18, 2013
Mamacita007: dis badt girl is waiting for kpolli to me the benz before i get d naija licence. im moving back to houston dis summer so ill be ur neighbor.
You should have told me since, now the benz is rottening in my father's garage in Naija cry

Myt be around or myt not be around for summer... Not sure yet
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Who Is Single On Nairaland? by kpolli(m): 8:26pm On Jan 18, 2013
Mamacita007: i am single and open buh not searching. school is on my mind for now....
That awkward moment when u catch ur wife saying she is single on a public forum angry cry
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Who Is Single On Nairaland? by kpolli(m): 8:07pm On Jan 18, 2013
All the male posters are single tongue

Omo see watchers, is this a shopping market?
TravelRe: General U.s.a (student) Visa Enquiries-part3 by kpolli(m): 7:29pm On Jan 18, 2013
You guys haven't noticed he (ferdimako) goes mainly to Australia thread, just comes here once in a while to cos chaos and leave... undecided
TravelRe: General U.s.a (student) Visa Enquiries-part3 by kpolli(m): 6:46pm On Jan 18, 2013
Mamacita007: I took everything dere today. every single document. they said that im inactive with uscis.i even took my schedule of classes for dis spring semester showing 9hrs enrollment. shud i leave dem and get international drivers licence? becos my kenyan friend is using it to drive here. i no get drivers licence frm naija.



person wey still dey naija. You dey mind am? mschewww
And u were driving on Naija roads shocked shocked shocked Bad girl...

But over in Louisiana, you can't get a license without SSN... So maybe you should tell the hiring office your having issues obtaining one... Why can't you just simply use ur Passport, i94 n I-20 as means of identification? You no get voters card nii or something?
TravelRe: General U.s.a (student) Visa Enquiries-part3 by kpolli(m): 6:24pm On Jan 18, 2013
Mamacita007: pls house, has anybody experienced difficulty in trying to get a drivers license and state id card? i went to the MVD office and they said dat my sevis is not showing any information on deir system.i went back to my international students office and they showed me that im active with sevis. i went back again today and the woman is saying the same thing. ive taken dis matter to God becos i wonder whats going on. Even for the job on campus, they said dat i shud bring 2 forms of id. my passport, i-20 and drivers license or state id card. wat can i do abt dis?
is it becos my i-94 is thru houston immigration? yvete i called u 2ce yesterday. my landlady still refuse to connect the internet. pls cal her today.
Why don't you show them your SEVIS receipt?? And thru Houston can't be the problem, I doubt if there is a direct flight to Phoenix from Naija.... Tell your ISO officer to help you resolve your issue, cos it makes no sense to me
Science/TechnologyRe: Human-like Behaviors In Animals by kpolli(m): 6:21pm On Jan 18, 2013
imperiouxx: This reminds me of those two small naughty creatures in Ice Age.....their names please? grin
Imperiouxx and Yvete grin
Car TalkRe: Any Experience With 2003-2007 Nissan Murano by kpolli(m): 5:24pm On Jan 18, 2013
imperiouxx: That's why I want to know how much it's fuel consumption is. I said that in comparison with fuel situation in Nigeria.
Fuel here though not scarce can be expensive, so u need to watch its fuel consumption
Car TalkRe: Any Experience With 2003-2007 Nissan Murano by kpolli(m): 6:50am On Jan 18, 2013
imperiouxx: Anyone with an experience about 2003-2007 Nissan Murano should tell me what to expect. It's going to be use in the US. Someone warned about V6 engines on the other thread, though I know it's about fuel consumption[b] but that's isn't serious problem here[/b]. Thanks
Your kidding me ryt?
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by kpolli(m): 5:02am On Jan 18, 2013
Cuddlemii: Chat Central Debate:

Are these our future mothers?

Discuss!
And so?
See bosom
Car TalkRe: Advice On First Car To Buy by kpolli(m): 3:04am On Jan 18, 2013
imperiouxx: Please what's the problem with V6? I'm a graduate student in US and planning to get a 2003-2007 Nissan Murano which is V6.
Tuale baba

Tuale
( cheesy
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 \ , one leg up
‎​. ✽⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡»̶̥·̵̭̌✽ YES BOSS
RomanceRe: Can You Date Your Ex Again by kpolli(m): 6:59pm On Jan 16, 2013
Yvete: grin No its not. You see, almost everyone here thinks the same way. Its always advisable not to date an ex. Most times, stuff gets worse.
Haven't I told u this is kindergaten
RomanceRe: Can You Date Your Ex Again by kpolli(m): 6:37pm On Jan 16, 2013
Yvete: NO. An Ex has been ex-ed.
Nothing valuable stays in a trash can. You trash and move on grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy
Child's mentality undecided
TravelRe: General U.s.a (student) Visa Enquiries-part3 by kpolli(m): 7:40pm On Jan 15, 2013
Mamacita007: Oko mi.I can't bliv dat cold want to kill u there. U dat was laughing at me for wearing gloves hahaha llooooll na so?? Phoenix is very cold too buh everywhere looks like houston. D houses and everything. D skl is very nice for now. grin grin
So ur adapting well, good to know... Now it's ur turn to laugh... Never experienced this kinda cold weather b4 and here has lil/no public transport so I have to walk to class n all... Plus its like a village so not many buildings to shield us from the wind.... cry
TravelRe: General U.s.a (student) Visa Enquiries-part3 by kpolli(m): 2:07am On Jan 15, 2013
webstradamus: See all these Southerners whining about cold grin ... now what do you want those of us up North to do? sad
I wrote you ppl off as not being humans... Your probably a program typing...

Only cold blooded animals can stay there
TravelRe: General U.s.a (student) Visa Enquiries-part3 by kpolli(m): 1:42am On Jan 15, 2013
imperiouxx: Kpolli, when you complained about cold in your domain, what do you want me to do? -8 since Saturday and negative since Dec and still going -11 this night (the only worst for me is seeing my bed cold) grin I stand outside in it like that anytime I see someone off to the house front.... Stonecold. I still need to try that in Michigan cold to know how far I'm going in winning the world record. The first coldest black man. grin
You don join these cold blooded white dudes abi.... To me, its not human to stay in this weather..... As in I broke down as I was walking home from class.... My brand new jacket didn't work... It showed me, socks, gloves and scarfs are essential... And I have stayed in cold Uk b4 ooooh but this wind here used me as tennis ball, I was broken..... Remaining small I for request to defer this semester n go back to naija.....

Florida is still hot, no be shorts n simple t shirt I dey use go beach b4 I leave that zones....

Yvete: Looool let them come to the great ol Texas! Its really cold today too I read comments about TX weather here and just laugh. Come see for yourself. i
Better warn them ohh
TravelRe: General U.s.a (student) Visa Enquiries-part3 by kpolli(m): 1:19am On Jan 15, 2013
My one advice to prospective students who are looking for schools and think Texas is the closest thing to Naija weather.... Big fat lie

Cold will kill you there, only town close in weather is Florida.... Kai I barely survived today's cold...

Before picking a school, remember the weather.... Had I known cry
TravelRe: General U.s.a (student) Visa Enquiries-part3 by kpolli(m): 8:00pm On Jan 14, 2013
Yvete: Yea, I was told what was written up until the village comment. Lolz. My response to you this morning is an indirect jab not at you. grin



I'll send you the message during lunch break. A lil busy now.

Imperiouxx told me that he'll ask Justwise to ban me if I don't lipsrsealed. He said any username I use will be banned. cry cry cry cry cry How sad! cheesy
That's love smiley
TravelRe: General U.s.a (student) Visa Enquiries-part3 by kpolli(m): 5:14pm On Jan 14, 2013
Yvete: Obviously the easiest way to get noticed on this thread is to diss Yvete because she must reply. *scratches head** grin grin
Old comments on their profile gives them away! It easy to know the ones that want a visa to lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed. Whose curiosity have you now?

Thanks to soft-spoken Imperiouxx. You know I got likes for ya! grin cheesy grin cheesy grin
You had my curiosity when u asked about me, u got my attention when u started bashing that guy

You missed the full message, part of it was hidden too when ur posts were hidden
TravelRe: General U.s.a (student) Visa Enquiries-part3 by kpolli(m): 1:15am On Jan 13, 2013
Yvete: Uncle Kpolli: I see you down below lurking. grin Hope all is well.
You had my curiosity....

@Yvete[/quote]....Now you have my attention grin

olarwarlay: I second ur point 'coz she just helped me few pages back... She even answered my question without asking me to go back to the beginning of d thread... Yvete is a nice person, I have confirmed that even before now. Or how many of the applicants that have gotten their visa still find time outta their busy schedules to come here and help people? I saw so many successful applicants while reading thru the thread sometime ago, but they are no more on the thread today.
Thank GOD for pple like Yvete, Imperiouxx, Kpolli, Webstradamus, Mamacita, Dpasion and other gurus... Pls keep up the good work and remain un-distracted.
GOD BLESS YOU ALL!!!
So u sef notice say she is nice but likes to do gra gra to form hard

madeit2thetop: @yeyete dey quick boil oo pls take it easy its all fun i pray we will all meet at the top IJN
Who is Yeyete? Can I meet her?




So I decided to watch and one new jjc decided to cause mayhem...... cool cool cool
FamilyRe: He Said He 'touched' Her..&for Me That Has Changed A Lot Of Things! by kpolli(m): 12:57am On Jan 13, 2013
nobniger: My friend, the mistake was all yours and pls, you should move on with your lile. Why a friend's house, are you kidding. Please, take your wife and move on with your life like it never even happened. Don't forget , you set her up with the temptation, ok and I wish you well
Set her up how? Did he instruct her to go there?
FamilyRe: Should He Fight For Custody Of His Kids?? by kpolli(m): 12:52am On Jan 13, 2013
Ujujoan: Lol . . .

so a 7 and 10-year old has the ability to 'chose' huh Lol!

Men sha . .
[quote author=Sisi_Kill]Seriously? huh

Some men are scary. undecided[/quote]
jidegirl12: Yepa! Now it's the kids fault.... Wonders shall never end!
So it's the father's fault abi? Well at 7yrs I knew what a lie was and I also knew that I was not to tell a lie to strangers (especially a room full of them)... So pls spare me the "they are too young to know what they were saying speech".... Especially the 10yr old, at that age I was in secondary school.

Well I can't really blame them when every Sunday is mother's day and even the children who had witches as mothers would want to feel among and be writing "Happy mothers day to the best mum in the world" Who are u deceiving? Me?

Guess what? Father's have emotions too and watching his kids lie against him..... I support his further actions..... always remember it was all about the money to them
FamilyRe: Should He Fight For Custody Of His Kids?? by kpolli(m): 9:34pm On Jan 12, 2013
Woged2005: My female cousin who is a nurse in the USA with two daughters cooked up lies and filed for a restraining order against her husband. She filed for and got full physical/ legal custody of the kids as well as a monthly child support payment of $1000 from her husband for the two kids mostly because her husband refused to fight for the case. But this has backfired, as her husband has refused to visit, see or even call the kids for the past 7 months. Rather he simply mails the child support. My cousin continues to lie to everyone that her husband was abusive in the marriage to justify her actions. Lies! lies!! lies!! I knew this couple from day one. In fact, she was the abuser, she patronizes fake Nigerian pastors who saw fake visions/ prophesies for her, she gossips a lot, insults her husband before us, and can’t move along with anyone. In addition, she was secretly going out with a male nurse at her workplace of which I confronted her before and she said he’s just a friend. Now we know he’s more than a friend to her because they made love.

I asked her husband last week why he doesn’t make any effort to see his kids. He said his wife was the one that lied and filed for full custody of the kids, that she coached the kids to lie in court in order to get child support, that she was using the kids to draw her into a costly custody battle, which he won’t succumb to. Therefore, she should keep the kids. I begged and he hung up. I wept!

I visited the kids last week; they sat on chairs like orphans depressed. They miss their dad! Even my cousin has started suffering, as she’s now saddled with raising two girls by herself because of $1000 a month child support. Yet pride won't let her stop. Did I mention that she retained a white lawyer whose interest is getting paid per hour and keeps firing up the case?

No amount of preaching has changed this man’s heart to call or even start visiting his kids. We don’t know if and when he will. Everyone is just shocked! Very sad!

Fellow Nairalanders is this man right in what he is doing just to avoid a confrontation or custody battle, or should he retain a lawyer too to fight for shared custody of the kids? The kids are in the middle. My interest? I am a God-mother to one of the girls…weeping!!
The kids have picked their side, so why are they missing the man now? Utter rubbish, the man shouldn't even bother about the kids...
PoliticsRe: Fire Raging At Makoko Ebute-Meta by kpolli(m): 8:10pm On Jan 08, 2013
Another Tejuosho drama lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed ...
CultureRe: Django Unchained = Inappropriate And Awkward? by kpolli(m): 8:04pm On Jan 08, 2013
PhysicsQED: Well, I didn't really get that feeling while I was watching it, but other people might have different feelings entirely.

I definitely don't regret seeing it though. I honestly thought it was the best movie I saw in 2012. Better than Bond, Looper, Total Recall, Argo, Flight or the Dark Knight Rises. I haven't seen The Master, The Hobbit or Lincoln though, but even if some of those are better overall movies, I still think Django would probably still be in the top 3.
Better than Avengers??

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