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Gaming / The Happiest Day Of My Life by kppo(m): 12:06pm On Apr 16
The happiest day of my life was when I was around 11 years old. I had just come back from school and I went upstairs to change my clothes from my school uniform. And lying there on my bed was a brand new SEGA Mega Drive 2. I was so excited. I ran back downstairs to hug my mummy for buying it for me. It came with the game Sonic The Hedgehog 2. My younger brother and I started playing it immediately. It initially had no colour and sound but over time we overcame all those challenges. Months later, I eventually went on to complete the game after so many hours of endless game playing. I have never forgotten how happy I was when I got the computer console.

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Religion / Be Content by kppo(m): 12:05pm On Mar 08
The Bible says in I Timothy 6:6

But godliness with contentment is great gain.

Many are discontent with what they have. Some want more money, a bigger house, a bigger car, a newer phone, etc. But we must all learn to be content with what we have. There is nothing bad in wanting something better but if it is at a premature time then it could mean greediness. You must be content per time. This means you say to yourself, "at this present time, I am content with what I have", "at this present time, I don't need this...". Godliness with contentment is great gain.

Apostle Paul communicated contentment when he said:

11 Not that I speak in respect of want: for I have learned, in whatsoever state I am, therewith to be content. 12 I know both how to be abased, and I know how to abound: every where and in all things I am instructed both to be full and to be hungry, both to abound and to suffer need. (Philippians 4:11,12)

We must be like Apostle Paul by being content in whatsoever state we find ourselves - whether with little or with plenty. Proverbs says:

Better is little with the fear of the LORD than great treasure and trouble therewith. (Proverbs 15:16)

And Hebrews says:

Let your conversation be without covetousness; and be content with such things as ye have: for he hath said, I will never leave thee, nor forsake thee. (Hebrews 13:5)

We must be content with what we have. You may not have the latest iPhone but the one you have is good enough. You may not drive the latest car but the one you have is good enough. You may not live in a mansion, but the two bedroom apartment you have is good enough. You may not have millions in your bank account, but the hundreds of thousands you have is good enough.

Apostle Peter knew what he had was enough. He didn't have silver and gold, but he had faith in the name of Jesus. (Acts 3:6). You may not have plenty of money, but you have your faith in God. That is enough for you to get by until the time you have more money. And when that time comes, it will come naturally. You don't have to force it.
Religion / Theory Of The 'sons Of God' by kppo(m): 2:36pm On Oct 17, 2020
Job 1:6 KJV Now there was a day when the sons of God came to present themselves before the LORD, and Satan came also among them.
#JEHOVAH

1. Jesus Christ the Messiah [with a message]
#ArchAngelGabriel?
#Luke1:26-32
#Leonardo?

2. The Antichrist
#ArchAngelLucifer?
#2Thessalonians2:4
#Donatello?

3. The Conquering "KING OF KINGS, AND LORD OF LORDS"
#ArchAngelMichael?
#Revelation19:11-16
#Michaelangello?

4. "Alpha and Omega"
#ArchAngelRapha*L
#Revelation1:8
#Revelation21:6
#Revelation22:1-2
#Raphael?
Agriculture / Pop Pop 'thundermans' by kppo(m): 10:28am On Sep 29, 2020
* HEAVEN
✓ Uranus (Great-grandfather)
✓ Zeus (Father)

* TIME
✓ Chronos (Grandfather)
✓ [Artemis &] Apollo (['Gem-in-i' &] Me)

* EARTH
✓ Gaea (Great-grandmother)
✓ Demeter (Mother?)

#Heir
#1:01(61seconds)
#*Leto(Psychology101)
#*Chronos(History101)
#*Uranus(Marketing101?)
#AlternateGenerationSuccession?
Programming / @mostfear by kppo(m): 3:07pm On Sep 28, 2020
* STEP 1: Know thyself (Genesis 1:14-19)
✓ Sun of God - Apollo
✓ Son of God - Jesus
✓ Son of Man - OSA['s]R(I)EM(I)E{N}

* STEP 2: Identify a compatible 'sister' (Genesis 1:27; Genesis 2:23-24)
✓ Destin[y]ation
✓ 'Artemis' (Moon)
✓ 'Aphrodite' (Venus)

* STEP 3: Burst through the atmosphere (@MostFear) of 'Mother Earth' (Genesis 2:25)
✓ Rocket fuel
✓ Cooling system when hot
✓ Persistent consistence

#BasicInstructionsBeforeLeavingEarth(B.I.B.L.E.)
#HowToBreakthroughTheAtmosphere(@MostFear)
#Questar_92299
Autos / Possible Path Meanings by kppo(m): 6:38am On Sep 28, 2020
* ROAD: A novel path linking two previously disconnected places (e.g. Ikorodu road)

* WAY: The broadening over time of a popularly used road (e.g. Lagos-Ibadan Expressway)

* STREET: The branching off from a road (e.g. Imobi Street, off Ejigbo road)

#ThePathOfTheOne?
Health / What's So Funny? by kppo(m): 12:17pm On Sep 27, 2020
* "Number 2"
* "Do"
* "But my butt"

#Poo?
#HeavenIsYourThrone?
Pets / Resident 'spirits' Observed So Far by kppo(m): 5:03pm On Sep 24, 2020
• Mosquito
✓ Blood/life sucking spirit?
✓ Nocturnal predation?
✓ Anti-current agency?

• Rat
✓ Wide 'spectrumed' diet?
✓ Diet snippets conveyance?
✓ Fast node-to-node safety strategy?

• Ants
✓ Constant activity?
✓ Presence of 'sweet' food?
✓ Individual-group operation?

• Wall Gecko
✓ Occasional 'cameo' diet-based appearances?
✓ Off-the-ground living?
✓ Regenerative 'rear-end-attack' ability?

• Cockroach
✓ 'Party' pooper?
✓ International 'squatter'?
✓ Darkness operation?

• Spider
✓ Passive activity?
✓ Patient predation?
✓ Hidden perception?

#My(A)partmentIn'MountOlympus'
Religion / Caution! by kppo(m): 3:21pm On Feb 23, 2020
The following two (2) churches may have layed overdue focus and emphasis on 'trigonometric ratios':

1. Redeemed Christian Church of God
• Sin (i.e. sin)
• Tan (i.e. [Sa]tan)

2. Living Faith Church
• Cos (i.e. curse)
• Tan (i.e. [Sa]tan)

They (and others like them) may be unwittingly marketing the 'serpent' of Genesis chapter 3.

Webmasters / "Let Me Say My Secret Magic Words Spotty." by kppo(m): 12:15pm On Feb 13, 2020
For those of us who are old enough to remember SUPERTED, and young enough to log-in into a NAIRALAND account with a PA55W0RD; believe it or not but each time SuperTed said those words ("Let me say my secret magic words Spotty."wink to Spotty, he was already saying his 'secret' magic words, and then just pretends to whisper his 'real' secret magic words after he has already in reality just finished saying it.

#OpenSecret
Properties / Much Ado About Nothing by kppo(m): 1:31pm On Jan 31, 2020
LEX LUTHOR: Miss Teschmacher, when I was six years old my father said to me…
MISS TESCHMACHER: “Get out.”
LEX LUTHOR: Ha ha. Before that. He said, “Son, stocks may rise and fall, utilities and transportation systems may collapse. People are no damn good, but they will always need land and they’ll pay through the nose to get it! Remember,” my father said…
OTIS: “… land.”
LEX LUTHOR: Right.



* NeverLAND 1 (Peter Pan): A paradise-like place where kids can fly & don't grow old; and the enemies are grown-ups with Captain Hook as the leader.
* WonderLAND (Alice): An enigmatic place where creatures and non-living things can speak; and virtually anything is possible.
* NeverLAND 2 (Michael Jackson): A place that belonged to the late King of Pop where children can play and have fun on amazing amusement-park-like rides.



[MATTHEW 6:19-21 KJV] 19 Lay not up for yourselves treasures upon earth, where moth and rust doth corrupt, and where thieves break through and steal: 20 But lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust doth corrupt, and where thieves do not break through nor steal: 21 For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also.
Technology Market / Whatsapp[ening?] by kppo(m): 11:57am On Jan 17, 2020
✓ Sons of Issachar who had understanding of the times (i.e. they knew WhatsApp[ening?])

✓ GREEN colour background colour (WhatsApp[ening?] on the EARTH)

✓ WHITE font colour (WhatsApp[ening?] on the white CLOUD MESSAGES)

✓ BLUE ticks (WhatsApp[ening?] in the blue SKIES/HEAVENS)

✓ GREY tick(s) (WhatsApp[ening?] in the grey CLOUD MESSAGES)
Food / Weekly Food Time-table by kppo(m): 1:21pm On Jan 12, 2020
1. SUNDAY
• Breakfast = Fasting/Skipped
• Lunch = Coca-Cola & Snacks
• Dinner = Garri

2. MONDAY
• Breakfast = Bread & Tea
• Lunch = Rice & Stew (with boiled egg)
• Dinner = Rice & Stew (with boiled egg)

3. TUESDAY
• Breakfast = Bread & Tea
• Lunch = Spaghetti & Stew (with boiled egg)
• Dinner = Spaghetti & Stew (with boiled egg)

4. WEDNESDAY
• Breakfast = Fasting
• Lunch = Fasting
• Dinner = Garri & Suya

5. THURSDAY
• Breakfast = Bread & Tea
• Lunch = Rice & Stew (with boiled egg)
• Dinner = Rice & Stew (with boiled egg)

6. FRIDAY
• Breakfast = Bread & Tea
• Lunch = Yam (with boiled egg)
• Dinner = Yam (with boiled egg)

7. SATURDAY
• Breakfast = Bread & Tea
• Lunch = Indomie
• Dinner = Indomie



#WinningBalancedDietFormulaForUnemployedBachelors/Masters
Religion / Jesus Christ: The Real Big Brother by kppo(m): 12:06pm On Jan 03, 2020
✓ He is watching us
✓ Through the Bible we interact with Him (The Living Word) in the 'Diary Room'
✓ He rewards faithful and true 'housemates' who know that this world is not their home
✓ He sometimes selects the most unlikely as 'Head of House'
✓ Sundays are special and called the "Lord's Day" either for resurrection (i.e. revelation of the winner) or for judgement (i.e. eviction)
✓ His angels (i.e. the ninjas) help and guide us
✓ He provides for our needs with regular supplies and announces "the store room is now open"

#RomansChapter8verse14to19

NYSC / Facts Why Women Are Suspect Members Of Society by kppo(m): 10:10am On Jan 01, 2020
1. Change of name when they get married almost as if trying to hide their 'roots' or their true identity. And perhaps also trying to attain a new identity for themselves.
2. First degree in universities are called Bachelors (not Spinsters).
3. Second degree in universities are called Masters (not Miss).
4. Third degree in universities are called Doctors (not Nurse).
5. They seem to be in charge of the selling, purchase and cooking of food that is essential to life and living.
6. Their general perception and disposition as the 'weaker' sex make it defaultly easier for them not only to perpetrate crimes, but to get away with it as the victim and victor.
7. The bulk of nurturing the children is from the mother. And therefore kids (that grow up to be adults) are virtually products/puppets of that upbringing they received mostly from their mothers.



#UndercoverAngels?
#OR
#BehindTheScenePowersThatBe?
Business / MARKETING 101 [the Personal Connection] by kppo(m): 3:06pm On Dec 13, 2019
There are many whose true identity are the initials JC apart from Jackie Chan whose name this Chan{N}eL resembles. Such as:
* Julius Caesar
* Jaimie Curtis
* Jonathan Cotton

However, this Chan{N}eL is really about a particular JC. And that is Jesus Christ who said in the book of John in the Holy Bible:

[John 14:6] Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.



#14June?
#Ah+KPPO+LO=Apollo?
#Parables=Movies?

Fashion / What Is His Hem Worth? by kppo(m): 11:13am On Dec 05, 2019
What do you get if you combine the following?:
* Apollo (the son of Zeus the god of thunder);
* Superman (the son of Jor-EL); and
* Jesus Christ (the son of a carpenter)

Investment / 'one Eye' Deciphered (i.e. Pirates/piracy) by kppo(m): 6:55pm On Nov 24, 2019
* Mat 6:22 KJV The light of the body is the eye: if therefore thine eye be single, thy whole body shall be full of light.

* "When the answer is in sight, the truth will come to light."

* "In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is King."

✓ One eye logo (LG)
✓ Conjunctivitis on one eye (Apollo)
✓ Eye patch on one eye (Pirates)

• Superman & all the others
• Coca-Cola & all the others
• Bic & all the others
• Bruce Lee & all the others



#TheQualityOriginals
Celebrities / #metoo by kppo(m): 7:47am On Nov 20, 2019
• Bill Clinton ✓
• Tiger Woods ✓
• Bill Cosby ✓
• Harvey Weistein ✓
• Donald Trump [pending?]

In those days, bible talk say na 'strange women' dey bring down 'strong men' (Proverbs 7:5, 26).

However, nowadays, media dey talk say na 'strong women' dey bring down 'strange men'.

Abeg, whose report shall we believe? The bible or the media?



#Samson&Delilah
#YourView
Phones / Ring-a-ring-a Roses by kppo(m): 2:04pm On Nov 07, 2019
• "Ring-a-ring-a Roses" (i.e. the telephone was ringing louder)

• "A bucket full of poses" (i.e. a bucket full of photographs)

• "A-tissue a-tissue" (i.e. the photographer sneezes twice)

• "We all fall down" (i.e. the spiders hanging on their webs from the ceiling)



#ReportOfAnIncidentBySpiders?
#Nursery[Rhyme]2?
#BlackSpiders?
Literature / Common Sense by kppo(m): 10:24am On Oct 24, 2019
• Seeing [×]
#TheBlind
#TheSleeping

• Hearing [×]
#TheDeaf

• Smelling [✓]

• Tasting [×]
#Individualistic

• Feeling [×]
#TheClothed
#TheNaked
Religion / 24 'hour' Centuries by kppo(m): 1:14am On Oct 13, 2019
"Watch therefore: for ye know not what hour your Lord doth come." (Matthew 24:42)

• 00:00 Midnight (Anno Domini?)
• 00:00 to 00:59 (1st Century?)
• 01:00 to 01:59 (2nd Century?)
• 02:00 to 02:59 (3rd Century?)
• 03:00 to 03:59 (4th Century?)
• 04:00 to 04:59 (5th Century?)
• 05:00 to 05:59 (6th Century?)
• 06:00 to 06:59 (7th Century?)
• 07:00 to 07:59 (8th Century?)
• 08:00 to 08:59 (9th Century?)
• 09:00 to 09:59 (10th Century?)
• 10:00 to 10:59 (11th Century?)
• 11:00 to 11:59 (12th Century?)
• 12:00 to 12:59 (13th Century?)
• 13:00 to 13:59 (14th Century?)
• 14:00 to 14:59 (15th Century?)
• 15:00 to 15:59 (16th Century?)
• 16:00 to 16:59 (17th Century?)
• 17:00 to 17:59 (18th Century?)
• 18:00 to 18:59 (19th Century?)
• 19:00 to 19:59 (20th Century?)
• 20:00 to 20:59 (21st Century?)
• 21:00 to 21:59 (22nd Century?)
• 22:00 to 22:59 (23rd Century?)
• 23:00 to 23:59 (24th Century?)

#20:19(CurrentTime?)
#60to99?(PossiblyRepetitionYears)
#3or4hoursToMidnight?
#Matthew24:42-50
Family / Wisdom Is A Woman by kppo(m): 9:32pm On Oct 09, 2019
"Doth not wisdom cry? and understanding put forth her voice?" (Proverbs 8:1)

• Eve (The wisdom of barrier breaking)
• Sarah (The wisdom of surrogacy)
• Hagar (The wisdom of oasis)
• Rebecca (The wisdom of twining)
• Rachel (The wisdom of favour)
• Leah (The wisdom of divine help)
• Dinah (The wisdom of vengeance)
• Asenath (The wisdom of paternal affiliation)
• Yocheved (The wisdom of paid motherhood)
• Moses' wife (The wisdom of atonement)
• Mariam (The wisdom of prophetic praise)
• Rahab (The wisdom of 'out-of-the-box' thinking)
• Deborah (The wisdom of male substitution)
• Delilah (The wisdom of special access)
• Ruth (The wisdom of future value clinging)
• Peninah (The wisdom of standard setting)
• Hannah (The wisdom of mutual benefit)
• Milcah (The wisdom of bluntness)
• Abigail (The wisdom of perceiving men's true value)
• Bathsheba (The wisdom of right place and time)
• Esther (The wisdom of 'back-to-sender')
• Job's wife (The wisdom of outspokenness)
• Lemuel's mother (The wisdom of godly advice)
• Ezekiel's wife (The wisdom of submission to the will of God)
• Belteshazar's wife (The wisdom of correct referral)
• Hosea's wife (The wisdom of exemplary 'mismatching')
• Mary Joseph (The wisdom of chastity)
• Mary Magdalene (The wisdom of life transformation)
• Elizabeth (The wisdom of continued faithfulness)
• Anna (The wisdom of prophetic recognition)
• Joanna (The wisdom of honouring a Prophet)
• Susanna (The wisdom of supplying a Prophet)
• Martha (The wisdom of accustomed upbringing)
• Mary (The wisdom of spiritual hunger)
• Tabitha/Dorcas (The wisdom of public goodwill)
• Priscilla (The wisdom of ladies first)
• Phoebe (The wisdom of honourary mention)
• Julia (The wisdom of faithful service)
• Lois (The wisdom of godly example)
• Eunice (The wisdom of godly training)
• The Elect Lady (The wisdom of election)
• Babylon (The wisdom of sitting)
• New Jerusalem (The wisdom of purification)

#Athena?
#@henA?
Music/Radio / "Kon-kon Below" by kppo(m): 12:26pm On Sep 30, 2019
The 'underworld' seems to be particular and pertaining to things/places that are under/beneath (e.g. ill-motives)

* Under-earth (Hades/Hell?)
* Under-water (Poseidon?)
* Under-wear (Persephone?)

#'Lagbaja'?
#Maskers?
#Phoneys?
#Lucifer?
#Satan?
#Loki?
Forum Games / Face Value? by kppo(m): 5:06pm On Sep 23, 2019
If the picture is communicating a number with Roman Numerals, what is the number? Is it?

(A) 8 [two eyes(ii) from ten(v+v)]
(B) 9 [one eye (i) each inbetween the two fives (4.5 + 4.5)]
(C) 12 [ten(v+v) plus two eyes(ii)]
(D) None Of The Above

TV/Movies / Superman 'goofs' In Outer Space by kppo(m): 11:12am On Sep 13, 2019
In SUPERMAN (PART I):
• To fly that fast around the planet Earth to the point of changing the direction of the Earth's rotation, would be tantamount to probably attaining super speeds such as the speed of sound and maybe even the speed of light.
#SupermanVsFlash?



In SUPERMAN (PART IV):
• Lacy (a human) is flown to outer space and she is still breathing normally.
#ScienceVsFiction?

• The 'sun god' cloned from Superman's hair is defeated by Superman. And the 'golden age' of Christopher Reeves' Superman comes to an end. Perhaps Lex Luthor finally got rid of Superman by getting him to defeat himself without him realising what he was doing.
#DoUntoOthersWhatYouWantOthersToDoUntoYou(TheGoldenRule)?
Events / HISTORY 101 [yin-yang] by kppo(m): 7:02am On Sep 07, 2019
HIS STORY:
• And God saw that it was good
• You gave her to me
• She gave me to eat
• I ate
• The sons of God saw that the daughters of men were beautiful
• Mother Earth is flooded
• Hagar versus Sarah
• Rebecca & 'Israel' versus Isaac & 'Edom'
• Nation versus Nation
• 'Seed of promise' versus 'seed of bondwoman'
• Virgin births The Messiah
• The bride of The Messiah is the Church
• She (the Church) is loving and faithful
• She (the Church) suffers persecution
• She (the Church) travels abroad
• She (the Church) gains acceptance
• She (the Church) becomes political
• She (the Church) becomes a witch-hunter and heresy expunger
• She (the Church) becomes humanist and intellectual
• She (the Church) divides (÷) and multiplies (×)
• She (the Church) becomes secular
• She (the Church) is revived spiritually
• She (the Church) is 'separated from state'
• Babylon is reborn
• The bride (the Church) awaits her groom

With all the above 'HIS-torical' references to 'females', perhaps we need to know HER STORY (HERSTORY 101?).

#HistoryRepeatsItself?
Religion / Why Moses? by kppo(m): 5:02pm On Aug 23, 2019
Can somebody please tell me why the devil was contending for the body of Moses?

SCRIPTURE REFERENCE:
[Jude 1:9] Yet Michael the archangel, when contending with the devil he disputed about the body of Moses, durst not bring against him a railing accusation, but said, The Lord rebuke thee.
Car Talk / Fore By Four by kppo(m): 10:24pm On Aug 12, 2019
4×4=16

{1}
[John 3:16] For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

{2}
[2 Timothy 3:16] All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

{3}
[Colossians 3:16] Let the word of Christ dwell in you richly in all wisdom; teaching and admonishing one another in psalms and hymns and spiritual songs, singing with grace in your hearts to the Lord.

{4}
[1 Corinthians 3:16] Know ye not that ye are the temple of God, and that the Spirit of God dwelleth in you?

#BalancedWordOfTruth
#OnlyBegottenSonOfTheFather
#ForeFathers?
#FourSons?

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