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mstik: K

Exactly!

Opener - Fyh

Rhymes - Tie (there are fall offs here n there)

Similes/ Metaphor - Bruce

Punchlines - Tie

Personals - ?? Tie or Nil (nothing noteworthy)

Flow - Fyh (easier to read)

Wordplay - Fyh

Closer - Fyh

MVGT - - - - Fuckyouhard

WARRIBLOOD: bros wats delayin da Thread..huh..?

Just wanna prove Coogar wrong bout something...

He aint da only one 4uckin teddybiyasi...

Except she wanna tell me she is scared....,

Wetin this girl do you? Must you always use f_ck and p_ssy everytime you refer to her? Na wa for you. If I talk now una go say na my girlfriend

ELYMAXiimus: e be like sey hin don beg you for 'koro' abi,,, this one wey you just dey pamper am since morning

Nah! Just saying the fact. Or do I have any reason to hate him?

Jason, ur freestyle is ok. But that 'early max' doesn't play with me. U try jare

Flash can't win without . And no dey NL

Warriblood go whoop am

Please, guys, free Jason. Though we have our differences, he's not really my enemy

Captain still finding his way? See as my name dey fly up and down

Limerick: Fact: Mikuz is wack, I checked virtually all his battles on fb, he got murked easily. . .he only managed to win some wack newbies. . . . . Hes just over hyped here; Blaq Killed him on fb, Ink murdered him several times(as in, one too many times), Siddoggg whooped severally as well. . .sleak, U3 wasnt left out of the promo beatings. . .hes even having a battle this week at R.G and Hes gonna be whooped for sure, I can bet my life on it. . .yet you'all be saying mikuz is dope. . . He only wins battles on NL and that was why he ran away from fb.

He'd be calling himself a d0pe gee yet his d0peness only rotates in one place. Smh

Shey na koso ni? Na punchline o

Lmao @ follow instinct
Nice one, Limerick

fuckyouhard: and what if i whoop him instead?

I'd hail u as a proud dad

fuckyouhard: emmaprince, hope u haven't forgotten ur hostin a brawl between me and 007bruce tonight by 9pm. he hasn't checked in yet, and i don't want a no show.
meanwhile, my brawls henceforth must be hyped and should be under brutal clash, not ur fire or blood fight

#bringbackourpussy#

kai! This boy will never change. I wonder how u'd sleep tonight if u get whooped

fuckyouhard: am not goin to engage u in this shiid anymore. ur a kid for life. but i'll battle u after this brawl cos i've already said it. otherwise, ur not the type i shud be exchangin words with cos ur still not grown up

I still behave more mature than u do. You keep flooding the FFR all the time with foolish comments. I regret replying u there. Shame on u, Jason

fuckyouhard: see why i call u a kid? ur already blabbin on ffr! smh krone pls grow up!

Shut up! When is our battle?

The guy dey quote himself sha

ELYMAXiimus: i dont think he's seeing this recent text, he's still lost.
giv him a lil time..

Lol! But seriously, this invasion fit turn NL to 2go again

ELYMAXiimus: I'd luv to see flash vs warriblood

Warriblood go whoop am

Flash, I'm not Sauron. Get ur head straight! I no even know who dey import all these people come here self

coogar: you niggaz are taking this rap shït way too serious. loosen up with the pre-historical gists. if you got problems with him, step into the ring & sort it like grown men.

I don't have any problem with my son o. He's been nursing grievances against me since he was disqualified from the failed rookies tourney. But no be my fault na. Lol!

Tell Flash to come the present. He's still chatting from the beginning of this thread. He's lost

ELYMAXiimus: na true you talk..

But that guy is a fool.. A blind one!
He's too blind to see that coogar is using him to get at mik!

You don't know Jason. He a troublemaker. It's not even about Coogar nudging him, that's his nature. I had the chance to take his id coz I recreated it immediately after the Tsunami, and had to force him to admit that Fuckyouhard was Jason before giving him the password. So it's no mistake if I call him my son. He's never won me in a brawl, ask him. Plus I taught him what multies means; before now he was doing one syllabic rhyme with the rest of the wackass crew on Whatsapp, headed by one artiste called Nik who, in Bis' way, "has been developing for 10 years!" I'd be vexed if I didn't know the kind of person he is. I still have his number, though he deleted his FB account and blocked me on Whatsapp for fear of personals.
So, guy, bone

Jason, you're free to say whatever you like but please don't lie with my name. I only told you to come over and improve your texceeing skill, as you'd meet dopeheads. I never overrated anyone, and if I'd do it should be Ibime. And even when you came you appeared like a ghost, thinking I wouldn't know. See your life!
And, lastly, don't forget to tell them you learned from me
You know me as a very busy person. Most of my verses here are straight frees, not the pre-written shii you do. Calm down, son. I'm still your daddy

WARRIBLOOD: me always at da bottom..why?//na because i nor fine

True confession. .
Not just ugly like a vulture/ ur a rubbish to the culture/ plus you act like a sad kid who's been f-ked and tortured/
ur lines make fans vomit/ coz of the absurd raps on it/
ur a joke on the 'web' like spiderman's comics

To be cont.

Ibime: I'm number one in the food chain/ Y'all nothing but loose change/
So run it like Usain/
before I shout "Ole!!!" . . . till a crowd gather . . . and come to induce pain/
cos in the jungle . . .we quick to summon a blue flame/
or do something inhumane/
like set fire to tyres. . . while they hung on a dudes frame/
but before we douse you and your brother in butane/
. . .to save your skin. . . you'll both accuse each other. . . like Russia and Ukraine!/


I make goons part with their breath/
Sharia niggas lose an arm for a theft/ I kill armies for less/
Precise aim to the heart on the left/ when I target the chest
Either he toad the line. . . or got frogmarched to hís death/
Narcissist vet/ with bars you can hardly forget/
Send Customs after him. . . if he harbour a threat/
Punches bust his outer lip/ for claiming he devour shít/
Knock his lights out. . .but I simply change faces. . . if he power trip/
We shower shít/ on cowards with/ devout valour/
Renowned scholar/ with metaphors that leave a clown collared/
And your Valentine. . . she'll fück for a foul dollar/
Send her to 'Viking heaven'. . . when my díck. . .make your 'Val halla'!!/

'cos she feel the game we spitting/
Bis that nigga in the navy denim/ that got the ladies grinning/
Before marriage. . . that dude ran through eighty women/
Respect his vows. . . but the player remains within him/ . . . so he may be sinning!/
And the canines with him . . .got rabies in em/
We raid ya kitchen/ start licking shots/ from the flipping glock/
We let triggers pop. . . just to steal chicken. . . from the chicken pot!/

willsofsteel kill niggas with steel swords/
but I'll play his name. . . . cos I feel bored/
See. . .fans pay to see my show. . . in every city, I billboard/
but niggas must be talking 'Sylvain'. . . if they ever say 'Will toured'!/

Chill. . . pause!/

. . back to my verse/ I make fàggots disperse/
The mack that I burst/ draw more confessions than a catholic church/
I fill the scene with thugs/ who drill a fiend with slugs/
Phillistines with clubs/ who spill his spleen and blood/
My skill esteemed above/ your silly schemes becuz/
I'm the lyrical equivalent. . . . of Zinedine on drugs!/

Now. . . if some stüpid guys/ wanna come scrutinize/
I'ma serve em 'Big Macs'. . . that mean my gun 'supersized'/
I never answer to nobody. . . I'm unsupervised/
Pontius Pilate. . .I wash my hands. . . before I have son crucified/
cos he a stüpid fella/
He should quit rap and settle for a career as a fufu seller/
He ain't a guru. . . never!/ He just google clever/
He a noisemaking mosquito. . . vuvuzela!/

I'm the title bearer that raised hell/
Niggas know the 'King'. . . from Canberra to Seychelles/
'Zidane' of rap. . . forever my reign dwells/
Imposters will get peppered with stray shells/
I'm Zizou. . . you Mohamed. . . you ain't wearing the name well!!/

Heavenly Father!!! I'll save this

deathstroke: ......u feel heady/ huh? or hommie thinks he cn win many/ ...check fb d way i beat becky/.(not my name) see. i injure and sling pelvis/ land on axis/ in texcees / ve killed emcees / so if u think ELVIS/ u cn c/o me/ i iii jst hang ur butt on strange clouds while i gather"""""" more ass""" like BOB/

holla!
do u knw me?......i am deathstroke


##only a fool would challenge me in my own game#q

Don't be stuupid and absurd! He opened a c/o to you. . .what's wrong with that? Does that warrant you calling him a fool?
Childish!

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GIYAZZ: How the might has fallen/ this home once had four legs, now it's crawling/
. . . maybe we should go back to the days we trolling/ cos without that sshit, this dome would be boring!/


Kr0ne . .

Abysmal frees . . .much as I ever expected/ the thread's rather be shredded/
than house a bunch of juves, who vets they never respected

. . .and y'all boring and lame/ most of y'all not in the game/ your drops still the same/
your dumb lyrics ache/ and the vets can't absorb the pain

. . .tho Jigsawkillah got mad magic, like a psycho Harry Potter/ his lines go hard n stronger/
but he used brain twice in a bar . . .now that's a bipolar disorder!

. . . but for real, I smother mics, vocal spray/ till you flatten out dead like open grave/
ya style generic, notion played/ ya drop a little, motion stale/
no creativity, often plain/ but when I flow it surges . . . ocean waves!

. . . and the biitch fuckyouhard!/ I warn you, please don't do that/
it's like fuel against fire, I ma burn you bad/ and make you irrelevant like Ronaldo in Portugal

. . . your light's burining out, the kid's fire dim/ did cars run you down? you seem tired biitch/
flow used to be decent, now it's expired spit/ we've battled many times, and I got the entire wins/
so stop jacking my swag, you can't be as nice as me

. . . and if we sound alike, it's cos yo the son of mine/
plus I follow f-ck your wife/ but you didn't notice, cos apolo blocked your eyes/
how miserable you are!
lemme borrow words from Lime/ Jason prefers cyber sex, that's why the bozo cums online!

. . . they know I'm a drugged cat, too d.ope for these mice/ I can drink up the sea and flow from inside/
back from Afghanistan with loads of missiles/ I've been laden with bombs to blow off these guys

. . . Lord have mercy! Ya know I'm nasty and raw/ right in the Cathedral hall/
I make the cardinals watch/ while my pistol brushing Latina nuns/
but I never paint their v@ginal walls/ cos I pull out quickly and make them wet like it's an immersion/
now that's a baptismal shot!




The Phoenix

I can keep tattoos but not my lades. Make them look like gangstas

englishmart: and quoting my large font post doesn't make you any sensible either

Don't mind the boko fans in disguise

WARRIBLOOD: Sneeze....


DA TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE!!!

Na sneeze you just dey sneeze all the time dey pass e-flu

fuckyouhard: when are we droppin?

I should be asking u

Cows? Gallant soldiers. Omg!!