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mikuz:
To be sincere, I'm not a fan of topicals mehn. We no dey mix no matter how hard I try.

What are u saying? That ur church girl verse wey u post for Facebook that time nko? No be topical be that?

Guykhena:
I no dey like lazy netcees, I still remember when I did topical/poetry battles in which the title I'm given would be deep similes without description,something I have no idea about,I'll have to google to figure it out,so I'll know what direction to take.
But here we give topics and descriptions even instructing how they should script but yet to no avail.
Imagine 'Middle-East' bruce and whizzy saying they have no idea what it is? Are they kidding me?
Even the description given was an easy way out on directing what they should script(in real sense an expo),but yet they tryna act funny...
*sighs* but na wa sha,

Hahahaha!

Chai, God! nothing person no go witness for NL. Somebody just cool down type rubbish out inner madness come still expect win RapAcme must be very happy now. The guy been dey sweat before

Heywhizzy, the 3 points no sweet u? Tell us o. We can hand it to Teddy

gottoboy:
You mean thee guy wey Darkrebel battle??

Lol! Maybe

Guykhena:
You really got issues you know.
Now you're letting your emotions get the best of you.
Same way you let your grievances into your verse,,that's like you delibrately putting dirt in your food..

Poetry is a chance to free yourself,,but you deviating and letting personal issues in, next time try to follow the theme without strings attached..

You dey advice am? I dey even pray make e jabo quick make better people see road

fuckyouhard:
u think with ur feet! krone is a rape victim......in fact, he's bleedin in the beginnin of my story! but kim and the rest don't bleed no more cos their @assholes torn........they enjoy gettin forked by the king! then along the line i intended helpin krone (bein the friend i thought he was. we cud both have killed the king and the faggs he sodomize)..........but the same victimised krone betrayed me in the end. u guys don't knw nothin bout poetry and u here claimin chief judges and whatnot......smh! a saner mind shud provide my next topic pls......guykhena doesn't knw what he's doin

Na ur papa be rape victim!

Ibime:
Ninjas is falling hands in poet tourney. I expect ninjas to bring their best vocabulary and vivid imagination, plus educate the reader. Example of what I expect to see below:

Reason why I needed u and Emaprince to guide us but una no get our time

007Bruce:
oh my God!!

Guy, comedy go fit u die

Heywhizzy:
I guess those voters should read fyh verse again and decipher what he's saying

as much as I don't know anything about the situation he was flowing too..I felt he was making a lot of sense. .it takes you to re-read b4 u clearly understand. .please give it a try nd mend ur verdicts

Young man, I can't change my verdict. I understand everything he said in that verse. But if that's the only concept he could afford, to hell with him!

Mikuz, easy. If it's Warriblood ur raking for, I'm sorry, u can't stop him. He's been like this from his beginning. And the funniest thing is he doesn't even know the implication of what he's doing. His curses can't do you harm or affect u in any way, bro...na Warriblood wey I know. A troublemaker who doesn't know he's a troublemaker. Even when he wanted me to help him create an email, na curse e use follow me. And I had no option but to do what he wanted. The best way to deal with him is ignore. Just pretend u don't read his posts and he'd free u. I'm saying this coz if ur thinking this ban would change him then ur making a mistake. Warriblood is just himself. He doesn't change. Na manage we dey manage am

Mvgt - Jigsawkillah


Sosiqdude, why didn't u complete ur verse. I enjoyed the imagery and concept but by weight, u can't compare that with Jig's. Try next time

fuckyouhard:
guykhena is an @sshole ..........so everythin i wrote there blew over ur head. [s]krone is hurt coz he was a character in my story[/s] but u.....guykhena.......u don't have a clue what i was sayin. and u givin topics huh? smh

Shh! You lost

ELYMAXiimus:
what he's speaking is latin mixed with english...
Gratia, exempli n so on... Latin...

Lol! Yeah, I know. But the grammar too much

Darkrebel:
Who else is a good freestyle Rapper here ??

U mean audio?

Thunder fire you!

Mvgt - Rapacme for being serious!

Patrick Obahiagbon's reaction to the recent withdrawal of speaker of the House of Representatives, Aminu Tambuwal's security detail by the Fed Government

Whatever may be the oracular oration of the police in denuding Tambuwal of his security apparatchik, this is one diaphanous exempli gratia of scabrous impunity, institutional desecration and executive apacheism which must be pooh poohed by all compos mentis homosapiens and it's hereby pooh poohed and remains pooh poohed

Smh

hudsons:
your just waste of mb

I go still like to see that ur verse o. Even though the battle don pass

Emaprince:
you made sense!

I was surprised to see mikuz taking warriblood seriously..even though the small boy was reeling out harmless curses any how and insulting mikuz mom...I still wouldn't have taken him seriously if it was me..

Warriblood is like a sinner who can easily be forgiven for "he doesn't know what he's doing"..

Btw,I just started following the guy so I go dey laugh everyday I log in.

You know am I swear

Problem is, banning Warriblood won't stop him from being Warriblood. That's how he's been right from the 2go days. To him, insulting people is normal and he doesn't call it shiit when u insult him too. Una forget say na Waffi boy and he's just 15. Na endure una suppose endure am

hudsons:
Krone ya nor try at all...you nor see warriblood verse you just dey give win to icekid ffuck y'all..i don ever pull no show...

Sneeze...

And na today u remember to show abi? U still have two more battles in the group stage. Just be serious

Harvey2:
wetin you mean via no show...wARRIBLOOD IS ban how he go take post

When them ban u why u no talk quick? I even gave him a long time to post

ELYMAXiimus:
wizzy vs biyasi aint yet concluded!
You should break the tie you gave, abi?
Nd khena too refused to vote, lol.. Nawa o

I no fit break any tie. Their battle tire me. If na only u vote then let Whizzy win

Mehn, but I have to say this. Best verses so far in this topical tourney are from Giyazz and Darkrebel. They're so amazing!

ELYMAXiimus:
lol

How far na? Check ur own topics and date

Testerfuze:
Loonatiik is fairly good and not as bad as you think he is,but concerning NL texcees vs FB rappers??.....ofcus nairaland rappers will floor them with ease,coogar is jst too much,why Dnt you take a kr0ne and you'll see how he'll destroy them all,you'll witness the end of fb so-called vets

Ha! Abeg I no dey o. Me na learn I still learn

Darkrebel:
Lol ..that one got me raged. ..one even said Medusa/stone bested all my punchlines..a line that even warriblood has played with...and I was like damn-- this must be a gay orggy ....

Medusa/stone is generic. Could be used in freestyles though, but not in a brawl. It's too basic. But if they find that punch wowing they should just quit texceeing for good

Criteria

Creativity-- 2 points

Flow- - 1 point

Imagery- - 2 points

Rhyme Scheme-- 2 points

Consistency/Topic-- 4 points

Lit Elements/Metaphors-- 2 points

Vocabulary-- 2 points

Emotion -

Rules (must be strictly adhered to)

- 8bars/16Lines...

- Deadline is Saturday Dec 6th 8pm

- Verses should be posted by both contestants on
or not later than deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or
recycling.

- No complaining about votes.

- No dissing of opponent

- No unnecessary comments

Good luck!

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Darkrebel:
that's for opening your filthy mouth to speak to me on FB... pigs like you can't even clean my shoe in life

Abeg, leave my Phoenix brother joor. I no even know say na Ezike be until I see the pix

Emaprince:
why mention siddogg again when coogar destroyed him?

Lol! Na the ones wey I know be that o. And Siddoggg still d0pe na forget that cunnt reacting pun

Topic: Alone In The Forest!
Description: You were among a few victims that have been kidnapped and somehow u managed to escape, only to find out you're alone in a thick forest. Tell ur experience in the most imaginary way. The horrors, fears and misery. Yet, there must be a way to draw the attention of people nearby. . .if possible
Remember: You have no mobile phone or any means of communication and worst. You don't know where you are!!!


Criteria

Creativity-- 2 points

Flow- - 1 point

Imagery- - 3 points (formally 2, but due to the topic I made it 3)

Rhyme Scheme-- 2 points

Consistency/Topic-- 4 points

Lit Elements/Metaphors-- 2 points

Vocabulary-- 2 points

Emotionn - 2 (necessary)

Rules (must be strictly adhered to)

- 8bars/16Lines...

- Deadline is Sunday Dec 7th 8pm

- Verses should be posted by both contestants on
or not later than deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or
recycling.

- No complaining about votes.

- No dissing of opponent

- No unnecessary comments

Good luck!