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Same to you, dear. Na this kind thing suppose dey Fp o, Seun. Let friends exchange good wishes with fellow friends for this 12th month. O wa necessary gan
Sh1t! Already there sorry

XPECIAL007:
.....Krone i was not informed about this! If anyone pull a no show can i also fill in d spot?
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,,,,its xammy

Unfortunately, ur late. But I'll remember u if we find a space for u

ILLScripts:
Are u serious? Damn...pls check google, Illcripts x dloks ft cheddar--THE HEIST.
I swear u need to listen to that jam!

That track is the shii!!!

RedJohn2:
I just they Wait for my First battLe here Sha....

You wey no dey regular. U suppose dey drop frees for FFR at least

Sorry to interrupt. I don't want votes from any Phoenix members. So let Limerick's vote be cancelled. Thanks

gottoboy:
Sharply befor Teddy see's that, coz naa freestyle she ᵍᵒ carry end you with those things you drop

She can't. I'm her father

ELYMAXiimus:
okay... Stay around, tho.
KR0ne, pls if there's anybody pulling a no show. Clasicsam can replace him/her!

Clasiksam, Devilmaycry and Gladyys. I have them in mind

Mikuz, abeg unban Darkrebel. No be say I dey support am o, but I believe he'll turn a new leaf henceforth

Titled himself "Chief Judge". . . now he acting a snob/ so I'm slapping this yob/ for yapping his gob/ Either we force the tyre down his neck like an African mob/ . . . or take machetes to his office. . . and have him axed from his job!!!/

Broke nigga holding quarters/ while I’m drinking out of golden saucers/ even 'Highlife Musicians' know I spend Euros and Pounds when patrolling borders/ . . . but one punch will give him a 'fat eye'. . . if the fág lie . . . that he 'roll in dollars'!!/ - Ibime

Heywhizzy:
Kk sir buh this are not necessary..it's like planning a coup

If I was planning a coup with u I'd do it outside this box. Just my advice. Polish the rhymes

Clasiksam:
Bro for real you disqualified me? No p

You're not totally out. I'm sure some participants will pull out. You'll replace em. Just be serious next time, that's all

Heywhizzy:
we agreed to post tonight, even when we urged mikuz to post the thread, it was because it's tonight. .anyways, anytime she post imma repost those same bars..winning me easily,we may see about that..maybe if she counter all those bars

Taa! Go and polish those rhymes jor. Most of them were looking eastwards

Heywhizzy:
even the time set says Monday

And u don already drop. Withdraw ur verse jare. If u use that Teddy go win u easily

Heywhizzy:
we agreed tonight, did she tell you she ain't posting today?

I'm judging by the time set

Heywhizzy:
what

Why post so early? Time is tomorrow

RedJohn2:
krone Greetings..
You don sound your hands for this unit..

Lol! Na here I dey o. How things na?

RedJohn2:
WHISTLING................

Ronaldo

ELYMAXiimus:
Kim actually placed a TWO WEEK ban on me for this comment i made... Cos i hailed khena's verse..
Now, how's this swaying...

I remember him derailing darkrebel's thread against giyazz.
Yet he was quick to place a ban on him when he retaliated!

Kim is an hypocryte. That's one thing y'all gotta know!

Definitely my vote woulda gone his way if i voted in that match.
I was even about posting that bucharest bar in aromo's thread, only to see that i've been banned for two weeks cos of a suggestion nd a complement i made....

I had to mail him asking him why he banned me nd to unban me...

This is what happens when only one person is in charge, TYRANNY!!!

I think it's high time airmark is replaced.... Imagine kim has banned darkrebel going to two weeks now. Just cos they were both trading words.. Infact he did worse to the dude!

Lagunna abeg open thread like you did before, requesting for another mod.
Only one person should'nt just be doing what he feels... At least two active mods would be better here!
Who's with me?

Abeg, bone that stuff. Make we concentrate on this tourney first

Heywhizzy:
yh bro..jes started and two bars left

Na u be Wizzy for 2go that time abi?

Guykhena, I'm suggesting we add more judges. It's like some us of are either too busy or not too interested in the tourney. What's ya say?

Heywhizzy:
send deadly bars to tear them

Are u sure u can script 12 bars today?

Clasiksam, when is Rebel's ban gonna be lifted?

teddybiyasi:
mikuz create the thread

Are u no longer in the Poet tourney?

ELYMAXiimus:
nice verse nd most especially nice flow, man......
Your flow was heavenly! You gave ibime a run for his money....

Lol! Thanks. Ibime na lord na

Abeg, dey set ur topics o

Guykhena, make una dey prepare una topics na, and start creating threads, abeg

I’m all willing to strike hard/ he should be ready to fight back/ but this ain’t really your knights clash/
I’m an 'unshielded' ogre, feeding off my catch/ and no matter how ‘bis kits’ himself . . . he’ll be eaten up like snacks!

. . I'll rip him off like trash/ for prickling a savage/ I’ll attack with anger, a devil incarnate/
NLanders, witness, ur king’s getting banished/ and he’s leaving here bandaged/
first, I’m breaking his ‘upper hand’ . . .to ruin his winning advantage!

. . his written is garbage/ we know this silly ffaggot/ has a knack for spewing jargons/
and still call it metaphor/ somebody tell him he’s not Patrick Obihiagbon/
coz I go pour sand for him mouth . . . if he wan begin yarn dust!

what is ib add on! See? All his written are forced/
once deemed harder than Hancock/ but his ‘drugs days are over’. . like the American Lance Armstrong/
as u ‘cycling’ back and downwards. . .we respond with laughter and arms shrug/ . . .
coz his interest is ridiculously low now it could garner a tax cut!

. . he barely escaped Coogar’s fire with help from his puppets/ U3 put him in hot seat with texts from the oven/
they best warn the goblin/ that I'm here with arsonists . . . now, that’s one hell of a problem!

. . ‘my allies’ bringing violence on the wretched/ like a clumsy driver, you switched to my lane, trying to be tested?/
but u forgot Krone is jeopardy, you’ll be found dead . . . lying on the express/ wait a minute . . .
you forget say Krone na ‘Geo paddy’ . . . you’ll be found dead . . . lying on the express!!

. .I'm swinging strong iron blades/ for pulling the wrong lion's tail/ ur punches can’t gore minor scrapes/
coz you weak, and now flaws line your face/ we’ve ‘seen your moment’ . . . you’ve lost ur vibe and game/
Ema's punches prove your ‘mind has failed’/ . . . an Alzheimers case? (senior moment)

. . fell from being the throne ambassador/ to ride with newbs, a local passenger/ and recently slain with a gold excalibur/
. . . we saw a 'prince with blood-stained sword' . . . Nepalese royal massacre!

. . for refusing to retire, this hommie should die quick/ and if you hope to be like him/ you prolly gullible minded. . .coz only fools hype Bis/
but when dopey goons sight him/ they ‘shake heads and snap fingers’ like Nollywood crime scene!

Ibime:
Who can forget when I founded this league, cultivated this league,
My contribution to FPL is immeasurable. . . I started the company!!

he’s in UK and brags he’s bringing back millions?/ ignore the silly barking dog/ he hustles 'on net,' to feed his shaggy mom/
well, that’s a typical Ijaw man . . .with fishing tradition!!

my scheme is malicious/
I've blazed thugs in a street fight/ raped wwhores with kitchen knives/ waged war with Philippines/
got goons in Norway, who take joy in killing guys/ if he 'race' with me to Estonia, they won't let the gay cross the Finnish line!

. . me and my crew bring trouble on parties/ we sit and binge, leave muggles all standing/ if this ogogoro man disrespect, we bundle or smack him/ so it’s safer bis quit or we smash his head . . . with bottles of 'brandy!'

. . he's a tout in London, asking for egunje/ he's a "dead player," the faggit is useless/ if he 'shoulder' up with me, I’d blast a“Bess Musket”/
he’ll fall like "Tommy Blackstock". . .after the man chest a bullet!!

. .he might flaunt stolen coins from his purse/ but I keep getting winks from divas, who only yearn for my thrusts/
so if any girl is longing to eye bis’ . . she’s showing love for a bird

. . I'm so 'crude' and adventurous/ biitches make u pay 'mo bill' to snoop for ma spe.rm shots/ so while you glued to ya desktop/
I'm googling ya girl's ccunt, with brutish aggression/ and when she finally drop you, I'm still the dude who ya 'ex on'

. . that how I mock kids and torch the lame/ if they dare stopping my burning flame/ or taunting the chronic name!/
see, the English dunned me the ‘crohn’s disease’/ but only an Ibo man croaks his nick/ . . . “Ibim e! Ibime!!” when suffering a "hernia pain!!"

henzekido:
Hey bro

This one na real newb. Reminds me of Captainflash. They go straight to the beginning of the thread

obainojazz:
krone I think icekidd is right...its ISIL now

Lol! I just google. They're two, ISIS and ISIL. Thanks, I'll modify

captainflash:
krone. .abeg sorry for no show against heywizy. .i was so busy. .abeg bear with me..

No wahala

Emaprince:
Krone,I no wan dissapoint una with my absence o..abeg replace me with sb else.

Ok, bro. But we'll still include ur name during votes. Then if u chance, help us out

Votes Complete and Thread Closed





. . . . . . . Mikuz wins!!

Opener - Ice

Rhymes - Tie

Similes/ Metaphors - Ice

Punchlines - Ice (he made them look unserious but they were serious punches)

Personals - Jig

Flow - 1 point - Ice

Wordplays - Ice (I like the INEC ish and pun intended and ISIL/ Euthenasia was done by Rakim)

Closer - Ice

Mvgt - Ice

Checkity check. God dey