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Guykhena, Saturday and Sunday threads o, please. Oga Emaprince, u fit help us with topics. We go create the threads ourselves. Thanks

Iceskidd:
dv's as in? If u mean voters. They just tag some people and the people vote 4 who they like

For what na? It doesn't make sense

goshikid:
lumzy is whack smh!!! that guy is real whack...see what he's droping on fb and 2go..thats rubbish !!!fact..

It's obvious u hate him but he's not wack. No be person wey I know?

Iceskidd:
yes, them don start d1ck riding

So who're the DVs in RG?

Iceskidd:
Darkrebel, the jabo don already get two votes. Smh

As in 2 - 0?

goshikid:
smh!!! i would like to see gosh1kid vs ink again... n0t all facebook guys are d.ope..guys like lumzy,bayski are pure wa.ck

Lumzy is not wack

coogar:
kr0ne,
who's the best facebook textcee? how would he rank if we bring him here to battle one of our gladiators? we should be having inter-forum battles these days - y'all peops should set it up.

U3, Siddoggg. I don't know the rest coz I'm not in RG but glads in Maestro and Phoenix still dey learn the ropes

gottoboy:
Rubbish environment!! Chuka vs Kas la Iϻ deyy pain me pass

Kas or Karz? Karz and I used to be in the same Whatsapp group. He's more of an audio rapper

Darkrebel:
no wonder I don't battle on Facebook...the niggas there are so wack..

the dude been insulting me since Sunday ..and I told him let's brawl on Monday..he said he needed time to write his verse that we should drop on Thursday...I have even forgotten we battling today...I quickly composed in one hour 5 mins now for him..rushing...and lo and behold the dude brought one of the wackest sshit I have ever seen....
and they were hyping him on Rap genesis on fb--

here's his verse -- His name's Jabo Sulei ..totally ridiculous...I feel like I wasted my time stressing my brain and rushing to script...



Jabo Sulei
Humpty see, we get it, You had the Worst Kinda
1)
«Rot Life Wit A Lame Start»,
«But Why Pick A Name That»
`DABS A DAMN BONER`?/lol
Sonns, look at the swag on me Hehe, i
«Hit Out Trillions »
But I tell you folks, this`Jerkaholic` would only
«`Give Out Millions`»
AS A`SPERM DONOR`!!/
2)
«Be Shaming All Da Tricks Now»
«He Claiming On A Chick How»
HIS RHYME SET SEDUCED HER/^^
Bitch snitch! we don't allow `snakes in here`[hair] &
we bouta have
«Steam blown to Shreds»
as every1 grabs a pebble & have
«Him`Stoned To Death`» Like
HIS `EYES MET MEDUSAS`!!/
3)
«Moves Leaving All Very Damned»
«Tools Even More Heavy Than»
SOIL`DRILLS IN EM CARGOS`!!/
Man now all humble?^^ Tryna `rig`the votes,,Well
he's
«Left Ta Lay Da Plea»
Bleep pity, my`firey flow`
«`Set Ta Blaze Acey`» [Set Ablaze A sea] Like
`OIL SPILLS IN EM FAR COASTS`!!/
4)
«Bitch Go Lose Hope, Die»
«Its No News Yo,My »
JEWEL'S GIFT, EVERYONE'S SEEN IT!!/
So Bleep ya wack frestyles, ya`toast!`,
to be served,
«Best At Barbies Brunch»
and at those shows? `stealing` da
«`Next Mans Party Punch`»
Is da only way
YOU'LL`LIFT ANYONES SPIRIT`!!/
Games Over!!
“You haven't got the light to fight the shadows
Have you Pal??”

On Facebook they consider u d0pe once u can do long multies

Thread closed

Iceskidd wins via no show

obainojazz:
krone ..no vex..o.
someone once asked if we could put small diss in it...dats why I put it...and I asked today before I started scripting....

Lol! Always check the set criteria

Mvgt - Tie

Reason: Obainojazz could have won this for me but rule said 'don't diss ur opponent'. Limerick has a better verse but way out of topic

Iceskidd:
Kr0ne, guykhena i don drop any year wey blood drop no p. But e must be before 12am

Abi dem ban am? He's been spewing trash recently

goshikid:
i dey menh...fix me vs sauce. .

Tell Mikuz, but he should accept o, and u must have ur verses ready too coz this no show wahala don dey too much

GIYAZZ:
Cool. Kr0ne, guykhena and co, pls try make the lines 30, to enable us spit enough ideas. . . Thanks.

After this group stage. Let's make this thing move quickly. No time

This is the worst battle ever since the beginning of this tourney! But I'll do what I have to do anyways

Creativity-- 2 points - Nil

Flow- - 1 point Tie

Imagery- - 2 points - Nil

Rhyme Scheme-- 2 points -Teddy

Consistency/Topic-- 4 points - Tie

Lit Elements/Metaphors-- 2 points - Heywhizzy

Vocabulary-- 2 points - Nil

Mvgt - Tie

007Bruce:
you wey go drop ur number for topical brawl, you they tell me say you discreet

Bars:
Lwkmd...u no well fah krone...bak den shey I no whup u wit my w/p ?
I mean dat port nd cut ishh...lolx

Taa! You and Iller Than Thou I no know who wack pass self

SDC2:
dis topic is for what?

Newbie with many ids. Who dey give u likes and about 4 shares for just comment wey u comment?

goshikid:
brother from another m0ther!!!

How far, bro?

Creativity - 2 points - Giyazz

Flow - 1 point - 007Bruce

Imagery - 2 points - Giyazz (I like the way he portrayed the part of beating Jig Giyazz must be a good poet)

Rhyme Scheme - 007Bruce (good rhymes!)

Consistency/Topic - 4 points - Tie (both were on point, I can't separate it. They understand the topic very well)

Lit Elements/Metaphors - 2 points - Giyazz

Vocabulary - 2 points - Giyazz (I like his use of words. 007, obviously, wasn't prepared for this)

Mvgt - Giyazz


007, u started typing immediately u saw Giyazz's verse, meaning u weren't prepared for this. Abeg, dey prepare next time. Good luck

gottoboy:
Old Karo near Maraba pass Nyanya, you don stay Fo̶̷̩̥̊͡Я Old Karo? E βε ℓιkε e don tey abi? that time Mushin develop pass Abuja, enter Abuja now you ᵍᵒ no sey Victoria Island nna China!

I've lost two friends early this year in the Nyanya park bomb blast. Nothing fit carry me reach that side again until I hear say Boko haram don repent
Maraba, Keffi and Nyanya dey Nasarawa na. Dem just dey call am Abuja

LooNat11kk:
If you using glo, the subscription still remains the same

1k for 3gb

Normal subscription or with cheat? Coz I called them and they said they have for 3k and 1,500. And u know u can't compare Glo to Etisalat in terms of network stability

Bars:
ok! you dead before now, its a prenatal death!/
got him trembling! pants soaked with shit, anal sweat!/
I taunt. . he moves. . six farther steps/
I swear dis aint goin down. . except I switch to scorpion. . . to breach the gap before his fatal death!
ok im sorry. . that line is stretched, its clear!/
we world apart! check venus, his tents sits there!/
yall noticed how long the BARS spent in air/
I 'occupy space', buh he needs to scream his lungs out. . . to 'rent the air'!!
am vicious!. . with em vivid blows/
he'll need a screen guard to redeem his phone!/
I go nas, budden. . he goes D.D, Hove/
n my hit? Diz NL niggas wount box back. . . if dea had an extra mouth on Biggie flows!!!!!
n now dea knows/
buh still brag of his rhyme game/
checkin it, sum jump, sum fall out. . . the guy's fake!/
or kidding, buh i'm andy in his right frame/
just a hit will blow chuck to pieces. . . . n put an end to the child's play!!!
its disrespect . . buh i just hav to!/
n 3pts for personal?. . thats bad too!/
he had worsen this, talkin wreck, ibime, and u3 too/
. . . forgotten small mikuz halfed you!/ nigga you wer 'too bagged'!. . . like goodie n loona after they battled!!
seriously, you ain't worth the BARS... dispatch/
i'm piling them, for now yous a mismatch/
and dis trainin, will still giv ur eye a big patch/
So if u tryna open a thread wit me ? afta baggn u, two weeks later, ur eyes will later open, and Id be tagged in a post. . . "BARS...,can we hav a rematch" Lol

Thank God u've finally seen the light. That time on 2go u would drop rubbish and call it dope. This is ur best verse on FFR so far. Big ups!

Emaprince:
krone,can you tell me about this Q5?...and what's the prize now?...I want to buy it for my lil sis as an xmas gift.

A friend of mine bought it for his girl 35k last 3months..

It's still about that price, coz I paid my friend 36k to get it for me, though I didn't ask for the receipt. But, mind u, the data subscription with BlackBerry10 mobile differ from the rest with even lesser amount of bytes. If no be say dem no dey produce new Bold 5 again I for say make u buy am for ur sister coz it's more economical and stronger. U can change the panel at the Plaza in Lagos Island for as low as 3 or 4k. But anything wey happen to this Q5 na bye bye o. Even the battery is attached to the fone self

Heywhizzy:
she told elymax about her tight schedule and will post between 9_10..that was earlier in the day. .I don't want a third walk over in a row, so jes be patient with her

Ok, u want a pure win. U may as well remove ur verse now and polish it. All those pidgin wey u load inside don reduce the value. Young man, that's not creativity at all. U made it sound so Warribloodish

coogar:
let her breathe.
she just told you she lost her boyfriend to maheeda. she's having emotional issues - temper justice with mercy na.

Teddybiyasi, wetin do ur boyfriend?

coogar:
teddy is my anointed child - toüch not!

if you guys deduct -3 from her then what's the essence of battling in the first place? make una leave teddy alone. she will post when she's ready. heywhizzy can wait - it's not like teddy has seen his verse & she's laying hers after his. until teddy declares she's ready to post, heywhizzy's bars can chill in the can. if heywhizzy wants to add or edit his verse, let him do so.

Things like this kill the spirit. She should have informed us beforehand that she would post later than the agreed time. Check the difference between 6 to 10. . .and she's yet to post. That's if she'd post at all. She's my friend too but I can't condone this

ELYMAXiimus:
you're getting a -3 for posting late...
gudluck!

Heywhizzy don drop. Just close it up. You know I should be siding with Teddy on a normal day but I just can't on this one. She's not taking this tourney serious. Let the Whizzy boy take the W

coogar:
why do you need buttons on a phone?
why not get a remote control or walkie-talkie if your fingers are too itchy to press buttons?

yes, apple restrict you cos with freedom comes all other kinds of bullshyte. without the restriction, users would import virus from other places & corrupt their products.

they make their phones on their own operating system - that's the reason their phones are virus-free. if you use an apple once where internet is fast, you will never touch another phone again till you die.



if you catch me next year, i would be selling your long intestine to the mexicans. you better come correct - my goons are ready to drink your blood over here.

I don't fancy touchscreen coz I'm clumsy using it. You keep pushing the buttons and at times posting the wrong messages. I've dropped my Z10 for Q5 coz of this.
And talking apple being cautious of viruses, hope u know u can't visit all sites with ur phone, virus or no virus? They're just too discriminating. Try Samsung, bro

coogar:
God forbid!
apple rules the phone industry. i can't even remember the last time i posted from my laptop on this section. it's always via my phone & it's smooth and easy.

Touchscreen What other kinda phones Apple produce aside touchscreen? They're only good in laptops. And I don't like Apple coz they're selfish. U must purchase all applications in their market

coogar:
tecno products?
it was only 2 weeks ago i realised many of the pics/gifs i post here are not visible on tecno phones.

can you imagine?

Try R-7 and Phantom Z

Iceskidd:
guy i dey stay gwagz 4 Abj. Them recently build power plant for our side. So light dey wella

Gwagwalada? Hmm, I dey fear that side o, even Suleja. I don stay for Old Karol before sha, near Nyaanya