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I got a surprise package..after much Heineken though. Strictly Barca

DOPeNESH:
Nice seein hw lame emcees now ruling NL and dem feelin lk Kings

You're a fagg and deserve a ban!! Biitch!

Na the shape, nyash and toto

Wrongturn:
But e no bend na

So Wrongturn straight?

Darkrebel:
lol...aight....up barca anyway.....

so you lost 20k to fuckyouhard? wow!! is it true or was he joking?

I didn't lose to Fuckyouhard. We argued on Whatsapp before the match and I told him to I had 20k to stake. He had to call his fellow, poor Real Madprick fans to contribute in the bet...about 5 of them or so. His own share is prolly 4 or 5k

Wrongturn:
see name..Rapbender dis one go twist lines o

You're sick! Na Wrongturn come sound well for ear? Smfu

Darkrebel:
sup bro

I'm good. Forget that issue, I no dey carry something for mind too much. We're cool

Rapbender:
Helo peeps/ whr is krone?...

No be me u go ask of na, I told u. Where the Leomi wey u wan fight? Guykhena, abeg, at ur leisure help us create thread for Leomi vs Dani. Dem don argue from our Phoenix group say dem must fight here

Note: Whenever u log in, check ur Mentions ( MT for mobile phones) at the top of ur screen to see who mentioned u

ELYMAXiimus:
i guess if the pun is used in a totally diffent context it's termed as GENERIC....
But if the context is similar to one which has been previously played with that same pun, it's termed BITTEN!!! Right?

Exactly! Inasmuch as they can be useful to fit in a context they score no point in the criteria since the idea is no longer fresh.
Bitten is not just for one word, it can be a complete bar or a punch. Setups can look similar so you don't count them as bitten. For instance, I can tap some ideas in ur setup for another punch..though not advisable in brawls

Guykhena:
Happy Birthday bro .
Heineken popping today...

Lol! Thanks, bro some of my colleagues don already dey threaten me for after work parole

Wrongturn:
who go disgrace u, u wan begin hype me too?? Happy birthday tho

Thanks, bro

WARIBLOOD:
see him pickin at someone not is size or mate//
jigsaw dick 2.3 metres why urs is almost 28//
limerick only good in bed..wit dem old mamas makin emm "tap out" sayin am d heavy weight//
buh in rap his defence so soft like totheham he iz easily penetrate//

warriblood is back... omo nothin change//
so tell whosoever..is on my throne.. To vacate//
or betta keep it if he knows is faith//
cus wit d anger of kratos...i bring d breath of war to is Door step...
he need more dan BiLL gates// to hold me down

The [size=20pt]KOW[/size] is back!!!

Jigsawkillah, na u know wetin dey bite u for where I dey. God pass u sha

ELYMAXiimus:
precision of language...
I never said you Bit!.... I said i have played that pun before! Check my brawl with him...

Nd it also depends on how y'all define biting on here, though.....

I asked a question which i expected you to reply but you did'nt...

I asked " is it okay to use a pun already used by someone else?"

i played "geo logical", you played "geo logical". What's the difference between the two?

You could think up a cool wordplay now and before u post it you'd see it has been used before. It has happened to me several times. Even that 'ex odours' I used against Fyh came up fresh in my mind. I was surprised when they said it's generic.
At times, however, they can be useful, depending on the context with which u want to use them. But if it's necessary u use them on a verse, do so without highlighting

Wrongturn fit disgrace me in my present condition. The way he copied those comments and dissed on them amazed me. I no get that kind time and power abeg. When I'm ready I'll let y'all know. Meanwhile, make I enjoy my birthday small
Na the cake wey NL give me be dis

Wrongturn:
I told a fact not a mumu baby talk. don't quote me too bye!

Nice one, buddy!

Ksslib:
Hehe.. Which sane person bets against this ruthless Madrid side loosing to bark ahhh?

Krone ..

We schooled you people with football. Take heart ehn.

Hala madrid.

Last season, na home and away, don't forget that. And this is just the first leg, wait till the return leg and let's see how u survive.
Meanwhile, I'm glad we're in a comfortable spot in the chart. Real Madprick is not even second

mikuz:
Na wa o, so what's your point?

Smh . . . almost every nigga who battled Ibime has used 'Bis' against him. So? They bit each other right?

I once said 'I ll make Bis expire without being a blackberry user' - Now check his battle with U3, I should have said U3 bit me too.

Lol! That one small na. I saw one brawl like that..Emaprince vs Thprekky. They both used the same line against each other. One "sterling" punch like that

fuckyouhard:
ksslib, please tell krone i said sorry for his loss.......wish he recovers soon. he lost 20k for his dead barca!

*runs out*

If to say u get sense u for no carry this thing come here. U no dey shame, una reach 4 or 5 bet only one person. Tell them how mucch u won. And is it even my first time, so why would I cry? Even when Athletico thrashed Real Madprick I bet in that match and won. Save ur hoots till we meet for return leg in Camp Nou and stop bringing unnecessary football noise in this thread. Dumb Penaldo fan!

GhostAccount:
Wtf??

Is Krone Top tier?

I only want his crown, which I know I'll get if I eventually get to battle him.

And I've read lunatics bars, we don't write alike
Then jon lamar? Wtf is that?

Come up with facts and stop laying accusations

If I fight u and beat u I'd have nothing to be proud of coz u'd just go missing like u already are. Hiding under this ghost account will render u irrelevant too, even if u beat me (which I doubt)
So why don't u come out of ur kpangolo and show urself if u know ur a man

LaBellaMafiaZA:
You mad, bro? LMFAO.

Why are you lying though? 1) you didn't "diss" me. If those lame lines you posted equate to a diss then LMFAO. 2) you complain about me dissing a Nigerian REP, with four posts at most & yet the thread is full of disses directed at the South African rep + South Africans. I never spoke ill of Nigerians as people so that is a bald face lie you're telling. My posts in that thread are on full display & anyone can view them to prove who is the liar here.

Lastly, I am not ugly, not that I care about your opinion on my physical appearance since you probably resemble little Bigfoot yourself.

Have you been stalking my profile to know what I get "likes" for? You must have a major crush on me

I am done talking to you so consider ANY mention coming from you IGNORED.

Toodles

Nna wa o. You joined September 14 this year and have already spent 15+ days. You dey live here?

Limerick:
unlike these wackos, wills be a different dawg like a mixed breed..cool, dawg.

Yes, coz he's a Phoenix breed.
I know why I asked u that question on Fb o. Wanna send u something

gottoboy:
Buh broz Ω̴̩̩̩̥α​ ᵐ̲ʸ̲ fault?
ℓ̊ wan make shoutout to ᵗᴴᵋ voters, possible?

Lol! If u wish

Sixty women were reportedly abducted by suspected members of the deadly Boko Haram sect at Waga Mangoro and Garta villages, both in troubled Adamawa State during a fresh attack.

Forty of the women were said to have been abducted in Waga Mangoro and the other 20 were forcefully taken away from Grata.

Some of the fleeing residents from the area, who called journalists in Yola on the telephone lamented that scores of insurgents riding motorcycles and driving vans had invaded their towns.

The fleeing residents while lamenting the capture of the two towns, said they were able to sneak out of the captured towns on Tuesday, but disclosed that their villages were ravaged on Saturday.

One of those that was about to flee the area, Tizhe Kwada told journalists that the area had been under the control of the insurgents for about two months now.

He said that though one of the attacked towns, Garta had been under what could be termed as the control of the insurgents for sometimes now, but that did not stop them from overrunning it and carting away the young women.

Kwada claimed that the insurgents cordon off the entire town and went from one house to another in Garta in search of young women who they took in their vans to an unknown destination.

He said, “The insurgents are still in the area. And they have slaughtered many men in Garta and abducted many young women. We also heard from residents of Wagga that they killed two men and took 40 women away from there.”

A community leader from Michika, a neighbouring town to the two attacked towns, Emmanuel Kwache, while confirming the incident to journalists in Yola on Wednesday said, “I got the information from villagers in the area that the rampage was still in progress.”

But when he was contacted, the Chairman of Madagali Local Government Area, James Watharda, said “I had all along been in Yola since the insurgents took over the area and as such I can speak little of happening in the area.”

As of the time of filing the story, both the military and security agencies could not be reached for confirmation.

http://www.punchng.com/news/b-haram-abducts-60-women-in-adamawa/

OAM4J Ikenna351

gottoboy:
Ūя̲̅ journey to been a topnotch Ω̴̩̩̩̥o ᵍᵒ hard all

Na their babes I wan go see

Dem don ban Ojoawo
Adaobi123

yeyenatu:




YYN

Ibime:
You don't know Sauron. Coogar has grown up from his Sauron days. Sauron was madder.

You don't need to think. I was here 5 years ago. Everyone here then knows Sauron is Coogar. That's old story.

Sauron wasnt topical or anything, he stole all his verses from a dude on another website called Metasin. Every single verse Sauron dropped was stolen, Im talking over a hundred verses bitten in their entirety. It was a big scandal, prompting Krayola to release the audio track "Ole Barawo", the funniest diss track Nairaland has ever heard.

Lmao! abeg post link to this track

Gladyys:
Lol,that group is funny......n their docs?you need to see lines.....humourous punchlines,wicked personals.......

Hope Kimwhyte and vickybashh types no dey there. All those kind girls wey dey get prick

Guykhena:
She deactivate her account after NL earthquake...

Abi na Shekau kidnap am? U know she's a northerner

Gladyys:
Where d doope heads at,legends,faggotts,retardds,nice peeps,foolish ones......n oh! I hear say em get high class runs girls there,I neva meet em b4 tho!

Really? Are they hot like u? this is getting interesting! See wetin I dey miss!

Guykhena, where dat slim gal wey do Miss NL that time. She invaded our two line diss thread, remember?

yeyenatu:
I wan rush you, tear your lips off your face and feed to a python.


YeaYeaNot

Not here. We should do that in the bedroom

yeyenatu:
I can't belieb the load of rubbish I have neen reading since!!! As in!!! I was like... Wth!!!!!!! @krone.... ur matter no be now. make una just wait small. All your yanmayanma go soon stop. One fart gun, and y'all go run and hide.


Omo! Awon omo yi ogbadun sa!! Nonsense and ingredient. Mtchew!!!




YeaYeaNot

Lmao! Wetin I do again na?