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Olamide, Phyno, Lil kesh, Ice Prince and the league of wackness dominating Nigerian hip hop scene especially don't even deserve to get their sloppy mouths any where close to a microphone..

Rakim, Eminem , Immortal technique, Nas, ODB, Diabolical, Canibus, Black Thought, Mos def, Royce da 5'9, Big Pun, Big L , Technine,
Slaughterhouse, Wu-tang..
new generations- Kendrick Lamar, Kid kudi, Lupe, and a whole lot of others. ..

•when I hear these guys rap then listen to Nigerian rappers, even the so called average Mode nine and mi, I just laugh my heart out cos Nigerian rappers are wackity wack and are a disgrace to that beautiful spoken poetry and art developed by those three or four vagrant African American teenagers on the harsh street of Brooklyn ..

I have to say Boogey is the only legitimate rapper I've seen since the genesis of Nigerian hip hop.
No time to talk ...

just download Rigor mortis and see for yourself..he sampled Kendrick Lamar .. Missclasssy

here are the lyrics.. tell me what Nigerian Rapper has displayed such witticism .


[Verse 1]
Fellowship of the ring and they asking for who the lord is
Vigo Mortensen
Leaving 'em in the morgue in rigor mortis
With a gorgeous smile
Fighting Goliath, such an enormous size
I kill him with secret weapons hidden in my recorded files
Parts disorganised
In every Organ iced
Left in the corner before the coroner arrives
You never seen a sorer sight
Brought a brontosaurus to a tyrannosaurus fight?
You gangsters stuck in tweet jail for starting a war on skype?
Bunch of thugs on the internet
Lacking the Intellect
But they need it to be the leaders
I need 'em to be deleted from rapping entirely
Just pack and retire b
I attack with fire you see the ash in the sky
And they be the last of a dying breed
I'm blasting high as weed
Kush for the celebration of youth and its elevation
I'm pushing the generation and boosting the energy
If you hearing me you feeling terribly
For the rappers imma kill and you probably gonna shed a tear and grieve
I'm achilles and hercules sipping the blood of heracles
Hearing these cries for help
Where's your league you Micheal Phelps
Nigga like yourself wishing you had a couple of tyson belts
Know i'm the harder mike i done murder a lot of mics
I'm megamind wishing my head was made in a larger size
Skull is leaking while i'm speaking
So they call a priest to haul the demons
From my head to my dick hoping that they dissolve in semen
I'm paul before damascus that's saul to other rappers
If the priest fails imma advice you to call a pastor
But eff you and eff your religious extremism
And your mentality closed as your reasoning left in prison
I'm open minded and searching for answers I have to find
You passing time killing hiphop? Then i've got an axe to grind
[Interlude]
Hip hop they killing it
[Verse 2]
Leave you stiff as a statue i know you wish i don't catch you
I'm fucking swift imma pass you, attack you
For sleeping on me, a bunch of niggas in castles
Tasty dish imma have you for lunch
If you slow rappers is any quicker you fast food
Cannibal lectures from hannibal lecter
I remove your limbs from them hinges and sockets a mechanical expert
Bought the talent with gold i stole from a leprechaun
Mama told me give it back i hope you know that i kept it mom
I'm a decepticon blowing up before they detect the bomb
I detonate a second on the minute the detective comes
[Interlude]
Brain I killed 'em
[Verse 3]
I'm jason without the mask
I'm taking 'em out they're trash
I'm dangerous to the people my place is in alcatraz
I'm an alien saucer from space that's about to crash
I'm the stack of hay you set ablaze in a house of wax
Verses leaving your favourite rapper stuck in rigor motis
But listeners don't listen they only fucking with the chorus
Boogey be rapping like he wrote his stuff with a thesaurus
They spitting with autotune so they suck at their performance
All these dudes rapping with that autotoune wacker
Than that nollywood actor's recorded tune smash hit
Smash it to pieces on the set of a van vicker film
No dissing but the art of music demands sicker skill
Do this around the clock and the second hand ticking till
I'm dead and gone
Eliminating the wannabes till all is said and done
Anybody who becoming to battle a monster with a baretta gun
Better know that i'm atomic and ticking to blow so they better run
Chasing 'em into a place if it's darker than space i'm erasing the trace
Of a nigga disgracing the rap on a track
If he wacker than all of 'em actors who rapping the crap out of shit that we practice
I'm laughing my ass off
Attacking the last of the living and getting my nasa on and blasting off

Ishilove:
http://techpoint.ng/dear-jay-z-here-are-7-nigerian-artistes-that-should-be-discovered/

I was expecting to see artists like Lil Kesh or Kiss Daniel or one of these young boys now making waves- although, to be very very sincere here, I think Lil Kesh is singing rubbish; 'rhythmically pleasant' rubbish. Who knows, maybe the vacuity of the boy's lyrics is why he didn't feature on this list of 7. It doesn't matter, though. Nigerians love Lil Kesh!!!

So, do you agree with the writer of this article? The only artist i know on the list is Brymo




You can add yours

God bless your soul.. Boogey is the only legit rapper in Nigeria .. the rest can't rap. .

Is today Chiam55's birthday? ..any way happy birthday..
You don dey old ooo.. you better beg me to marry you

Cherlene:
Yes, is ANYTHING WRONG?.
Cherlene

not at all... Sweet Jesus

Cherlene:
You need REST, have a LOVELY NIGHT's SLEEP. God's PROTECTION on you and yours as YOU LAY down.
Cherlene

lol, you are praying on internet

Chiam55:
Please this one is soo boring

Let me see fine man

Ashawo

Chiam55:
* Yawning*


Miss NL ain't Shi

When is MR NL starting

That one would be stale and uneventful unlike this tourney.

jacksparrow1207:
You aren't making no sense mate.
Just ghost off

You're the one with comprehension difficulties!

You didn't know I was dark rebel and you accused me of being a hypocrite cos my "so called crew" barked like hungry dogs against dark rebel when 'he' attacked twa¢i(which I didn't do anyway)
Now you have found out I'm rebel and you're clueless and wishing you hadn't spat such huge load of Ignorance.

I don't know what to say to you again pal, other than you aren't that smart. I can only pray you eventually get wise someday.

jacksparrow1207:
https://www.nairaland.com/2306002/biography-lalasticlala-twaci-tohpahz/11#33611168

There's no need for that link again. You immediately presumed I was opposing party without reading my post. Its quite blatant
and obvious

and I never attacked twa¢i, I only asked her some questions and when I wasn't contented with her reply I aired my honest views. she replied amicably and there was no beef... no qualms ..

jacksparrow1207:
I hate hypocrites. When darkrebel threw some jibes at tea.ci, ya lot came out barking at him like hungry dogs. Now that it's one of u, it's nothing wrong. I'm just tired of all this bias and hypocrisies
Get real for once mate

You obviously didn't understand a droplet of what I posted or are you just using words without understanding their meanings? If not, then why did you say I am 'hypocritical and biased' when I was merely handing out a suggestion to wristwat¢h in order to make the whole interview exercise more enjoyable..

bring out where darkrebel flung jibes at twaci or remain eternally mute and besides, I'm Rebel ..I'm not against you .. I never spewed vitriolic remarks at twaci either.

orijin didn't really do anything IMO. Its a normalcy for campaigners to try to throw their adversaries off balance.. he didn't really do bad, y'all are just overreacting, and the 30 points deduction thingy doesn't make sense either.


I suggested to wristwatch during this interviewing thingy first edition to mail the questions to be asked to the interviewees before hand .You won't have to bother about any network challenge and they'd give well thought and more coherent answers. Not everyone can be spontaneous.

And after they've answered all the questions you mailed them, your Job would be to post them in an orderly and noiseless manner(noiseless to the eyes)... that way there won't be fear of disruption and breakage in between the whole process.

Immediately you open the thread, people would be allowed to ask whatever and contestants should answer only the first 7 questions thrown to them before the event closes officially. any derailing, diss and activity that happens after the closure of the interview is just an after-party .


Try doing it this way next time.. don't be scared to experiment...

: Wristwatch

Tashaamania:
Michael respect yourself

Okay ma

Tashaamania:
What's your business? Aproko mind ya business oo

Are you mad? who do you think you are talking to in that manner?

would you apologise now before I come smack your fine bottom with some tasty shawarma

MrsChima:
African men are some of the biggest hypocrites on this planet. When I was spewing profanities and insults...I was classified as unintelligent, upset, lonely, wh0re, old, and confused feminist to name a few.

Few hours/days later, a manbish does the exact same thing I did and he is classified as a cyber killer and epitome of prestigious man!

it is interesting how some chatters (mostly males) preach how one should be upstanding and sensible online only to contradict themselves at the end!

I know some people can't contain their points without writing a book to prove their points or lack thereof

Yes, a bitch is a female dog BUT why are you acting like one? . Since we are projecting what goes on in people's lives....I am willing to bet that you rap3 and brat your sisters and mother simply because they reminded you daily of how you are a poster boy for failed abortion!

I bet your mother chosen a man over you and therefore any women that may look or resemble your mother trigger epileptic epistles with feminine colors/fonts.

I know you grew up seeing different men come in your mother's room all through the day as you suck dicks to pacify the barking dogs in your belly.

I understand why you resent women who are not afraid to speak their mind regardless if you agreed with them or not because it reminds you of how you were bullied ad a snot nosed bish in primary school.

Dame those bishes!

Who run this motherfuccer? Girls!!

(Anyone can make up shit to look like they are saying something worthwhile)

@bold
You just contradicted yourself by writing a lengthy trilogy and encyclopediacal baloney too.

Who's the two-faced hypocritical Sadducee now?

You are just typing a gargantuan pile of pointless and disjointed bullshyte. There's no droplet of sense in them .

Living in the U.S isn't reflecting on you at all. You still reason like the young unintelligent Anambra girl that was shipped from her rural and undeveloped village to Mr.Chima in America...

MrsChima:
I have been obliterated because retardd called me a bish? If that's the case more than half of Naira land have obliterated me!

Dumb and lame bish!

@bold
No, but because he seamlessly slayed you lexically without breaking a sweat.

o.p had a good point and written, but ruined it totally with the inclusion of the 'bride price' angle.
That's just gaffe and blooper.

I'm not an expert in marital affairs, so I can't contribute hugely but one thing i know for sure is that 'Bride Price' is not in anyway slave trade or human trafficking.
Hehe . o.p is amusingly comical to even state that.

Its just a harmless tradition and wholesome practice that has been part and parcel of our sheen culture from time immemorial. Its solely for the creation of a strong bond, tie and relation between the bride and the bride groom's family.

"sweating and writhing beneath him"



R.I.P Mrschima. You have officially been obliterated.

Ipledge:
na my gf,she go just pet me

I see

Ipledge:
and drawing,rapping(raping chima wife)

.. Don't let that witch catch you

Mekybliss:
That guy is materialistic. Please tell him to refund the sex

Please stay mute.

They were in a relationship(a pact/a business deal/an agreement). By cheating on him she has erred, defaulted and broken the covenant, thus, he has every right to take back all he has spent on the cheating ho if possible. be it the car he bought her or the house he built for her.
(Though its best to play the calm elder and move on , but not everyone is overly mature, patient and financially buoyant enough to let go)

and besides, its his goddamn property for Pete sake, so how is he being materialistic? arrant bollocks
!

And why should he return the sex when he wasn't the defaulter? Instead, the girl should return the sweats, energy, time and ¢um he wasted when pounding her.

Ipledge:
you still awake

.Obviously, I'm studying.

Chiam55:
Correct
Your siggy thou

You don't like it? too vulgar? profane?

Chiam55:
Not a lot sleep is the cousin of death

And I don't sleep wiv family

sleep is the cousin of death? Reminds me of Nas 'state of mind'.
sleep with family? you mean 1ncest?

scentmarlc:
Sentiment apart::::: do yu know some contestants are not worth campaigning for I mean, their dp aint encouraging shiit. Some have funny backgrounds, "some snapped under a cursed mango tree" some just dey cuddle chair like say dem be cat

This is straight clowing dawg
I have laff tire

Chiam55:
Lwkmd

Don't you ever snooze?

•20 bucks says MrsShitma is currently performing her matrimonial and wifely duties.. She religiously stays idle all day, but when portly hubby returns home, she hastily hops on the bed like a possessed European fire-bellied frog to do the only thing she's literally good at.

Eff a hot tub time machine, you're "Hot humping Machine"

Tashaamania:
Noooo, I can't..

You are never taking positions or participating

funlord:
. more like fear dolt! Now listen carefully you repulsive sociopath. i know you are the kind of inbred dunce that desperately seeks the relevance that has eluded you in your real life in the virtual world of cyberspace, where lovelorn and frustrated sluts like you take up permanent residence with the hope of finding any sort of meaning for your oblique existence.
Old famished hags like you who eat, sleep and exist only to spout crap on an NL forum usually have nothing going for them in reality which is why you have successfully transformed into the most domiciled nairaland she- rat without even breaking a sweat. Your intellectual depth is as shallow as the streams and gutters that litter your underdeveloped village, your self worth is so vapid and thin that you actually choke on the opposing views of primary school children, mental patients or the wise .
Prostitutes like you are usually victims of gender identity crisis problems due to the confusing overflow of information into that "caustic cesspit of akamu" that only a simpleton such as yourself proudly refers to as a brain. You are what the hausas,ibos and yorubas refer to in local parlance as a WAWA, EWU or OLODO RABATA respectively!
i am sure it is that time of the month when you bleed periodically from that your terminally infected eternal injury which in turn causes the shortage of blood-flow to your permanently disabled brain. HOW ELSE CAN YOU BE THIS DUMB, MORONIC, VACUOUS AND INSECURE?
You are a well known village outcast without any heritage of morals, home training, culture or ethics. A 21st century Jezebel who has a vast desire for evil but lacks the requsite brain power to actualise your desire for carnage. I have concluded that you are not worth my keystrokes, intellect, banter, time or even balls. you are not even a natural female, you are just one of the many bad examples of homo sapien errors sent to earth in the female form that angels in heaven are still getting blamed for creating and allowing to be born only to come and spread a lifetime of stupidity in large doses across the planet. Even satan pities you! You foolishly quote EVERYBODY, even those who do not mention you, ranting and raving like a rabid bulldog afflicted with advanced rabies! How insecure must you be? Your a pathetic social reject and an automated internet nuisance, for 2 whole days you probably have not bathed, washed, cleaned your home or looked after yourself
or loved ones (if you have any sef). you have sat behind your screen with a destitutes grin from a mouth filled with reeking garbage breath, rotting teeth and a body oozing like a medical waste landfill from the vast amounts of stale sweat you have accumulated on it while you religiously kept typing your idiocy for the NL community to see while making not even an atom of sense, but displaying your full range of "mgbeke ideology and market woman semantics" in your approach to life! At the end of it all the lasting impression you have left of yourself is a that of a cretinous, low breed female with a wretched, backwater heritage who struggled to use the meagre sales from her pepper and tomato poverty alleviation business venture to acquire internet subscription in order to spew rubbish and force-feed people about an opinion you haven't finished understanding or even lack the most basic reasoning skills In order to understand! You are merely a disgrace-magnet, a virus, the internets favourite kind of troll. Unfortunately it seems a coven of witches and wizards in your village have hijacked your destiny and are currently using your picture as a fan in order to cool off from the summer heat! You are cursed like an ass, this is why you shall remain an eternal beast of burden till the day your body is returned to hades in a bodybag! Now slowly climb into your coffin and wait for the grim reaper to visit you or better yet try suicide, the world wont notice, feminism and "your" culture wont care, your parents wont even bother rather they would throw a party in celebration! HUMANITY IS BETTER OFF WITHOUT DIMWITS LIKE YOU. I believe i have literally "e-murdered" you. if you have an ounce of shame left in your pathetic, gaping, perforated shell of an ego, you will logout of nairaland and go and look for your missing moral compass in order to at least fix or get your tragic life together or patiently wait till the day you meet your fate at the end of an isis butchers blade. i can feel your shock right now, with your pubic toilet of a mouth agape, wondering why you have received this savage decapitation mixed with disgrace from a heartless stranger on such a public platform? You have just been baptised by the acerbic wit of the FUNLORD. Now run along and do some weeping, teeth gnashing, soul searching, regretting, bathing and praying! Dirty stinking harlots like you never bother me, you only BORE me! Now act like beyonce said and swerve to the left before finally jumping into a sewer to finally cool off! YOU are GODS only REGRET! Shalom you stank wh.ore!!!

sh1t !