₦airaland Forum

gladiolus:
Hmm by their names we know them... Simple don't do drugs in about country they won't hear until when oka fooo. I just wonder what BIA country will be made of FRAUD DRUGS RITUAL ati be be loo

what all dis tribalism about? dat man's passport have nigeria writen on it n not bia*fra, if u guys are no longer proud of having us as ur brothers, den why do guys still complain and call us names wen we agitate for seperation? sincerely u are all confused set of im*beciles

Banter1:
what do you think will happen to us today?

Don't get scared mehn...ordinary Man U, we go beat evil spirit comot for their body this evening

Banter1:
what do you think will happen to us today?

Don't be scared mehn...ordinary man u, we go beat evil spirit comot for their body dis evening

Banter1:
that stweepid team that sacked The Special One.

Lol dats ma team too

Banter1:
When is ManU Chelsea match? I mean what time?

6:30pm..which of the teams are u supporting?

Atk01:
Very funny!
This is synonymous with almost all the markets in Lagos, not Yaba alone.


"Sister, na the price wey I buy am for market na em I dey give you so. I no add five naira join am." And they start swearing with ev
erything they have just to prove it.

Lmbo

SUPOL:
Hate ur fada rather.

Oga superintendent I dey hail u...buh d kinda carelessness coming from ur guys dis days is very much alarming, just two days ago one of ur guys got drunk, killed three friends n killed himself afterwards...next u guys will say police is ur friend,when all dey do is to terrorise d helpless civillians

BUSHHUNTER:
SAUCE!

Bushhunter wat kinda sauce are u asking after? Pepper sauce for ur bushmeat?

peacefulpeace101:
you are too insignificant to be shown buhari certificate. his certificate is not meant for mentally retarded wailers like you.

If I am to describe u in one word, I will just say u are an "IM*BECILE"

bigerboy200:
Buhari doesn't reply FOOLS.. it's even his aides that sumtyms come so low to roll with pigs..PMB is focused to liberate Nigeria from d shackles PDP has used to bind d country,he won't reduce the military to pettiness over certificate issues..

Please explain more on what u mean by "he won't reduce the military to pettiness over certificate issues"

Dis man really got b*alls, we need more of ur kind...

I h*ate d nigerian police force

shepherd77:
Yes i concur.


No one should be above the law.


#nnamdi-kanu-the-second.

My friend don't be silly, what dat name nnamdi kanu stands for is far beyond this ur islam wateva topic.

Kessyy2k4:
Enter and get ur own national cake

LWKMD

Lol...pls accept my condolence on d death of ur beloved sister sally...





Meanwhile........


I think u need anoda good b*anging from Tmaya to restore ur sanity

Specialbaby:
The blame goes to those girls who despite knowing how naughty he is gave in to his advances.



He is such a disgrace!

U wey dey talk if u get the opportunity u go even wan born triplets for am...

mikolo80:
hahahaha you think you become Chief of staff by being a gentle dove ba.you think they're playing in the army. when Boko comes for you and your family go and be smiling and compassionate. war is not for gentlemen it's for killing machines. thank your God somemake the eternal sacrifice um die on your behalf you ungrateful wretch.

I hurts that d moderators of this forum keep allowing sign-ups from all tom,di*ck n harry, pls to our moderators I suggest a little questionaire during members registeration or create a section like "nairaland kids" for d interested of all dis misguided and disoriented folks who doesn't even know when their right is bn infringed like Mikolo80 to have a level ground to interact with other folks with low IQ like himself...@mikolo80, u can use all d course words u know againts me buh I aint gonna reply u again cos by replying u I will be giving u d satisfaction of f*ooling urself.

They were tried, found guilty and sentenced...now our all gracious buruntashi abi na burutai is expecting nigerians to give him applause for bn compassionate and forgeting dat he just ordered an immediate death sentence for unarmed protesters dat blocked his convoy some days ago. Since he is trying to make us believe he have a conscience n is capable of having a second thought by showing pity to his fellow guilty soldiers, I now ask where was his conscience or spirit of compassion and second thought when he ordered his men to massacre those unarmed protesters. To all of u commending dat beast dat calls himself COAS I think wat u should be doing now is campaigning against military brutality to unarmed civilians. I am not a shiite neither am I a muslim buh with dis lawlessnes and barbarism of NA unchecked,untill then no 1 will ever be safe. My opinion is dat burutai or weteva he is called still have genocide case to answer and not for us to b turning him to a celebrity on nairaland......#saynotomilitarybrutality

FlirtyKaren:
The young lady needs your advice too... smh.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/12/nigerian-lady-who-slept-her-way-to-top.html

I am the CEO of my company and ma advice to u is to quit ur job n come to my firm, I will give u a position in the board of directors immediately u are done suck*ing ma di*ck...

bolajioginni:
Ladies please be careful with who you have sex with

Lmbo...I wish I culd see dis guy and give him a bottle of ompa...#diswhoresaintloyal

gistmeloveblog:
The beautiful actress let her boobs down on Saturday when she stepped out for the Premiere of 'Beast of No Nation'! Hot mama!

http://www.gistmelove..com/2015/12/rukky-sanda-let-her-boobs-down-for.html

Wow! Hw could I av missed this 'breast for all nation' sorry 'beast of no nation' premiere

They know his residence n yet couldn't arrest him, if El-Zakzaky can make an attempt on d life of COAS n till this hour is roaming freely then I am left to believe that this present government is facilitating islamic extremism...tell me how dey plan to end boko haram reign wen dey can't arrest a man bn gaurded by a bunch of untraind mallams at a known location, yet dey can locate n detain nnamdi kanu n tagging all source of crimes to. His name, if dey wish to islamise dis nation den let dem grant us biafra asap so dey can relax n enjoy their boko haram, sunni,shiites and sharia bullsh*t....

Airforce1:
Thats what happens when the wife becomes the husband of the house.

Are u sure u are ok? People like u make me question why dis goverment have not set up programes for disoriented people like u... Maybe u just woke up from long decades of coma...pls meet one of ur nebos to verify d century u in...this aint 1905 mehhhhn. Pls gerara dis thread mehhn

God must punish dem all in one way or another...

ladycomfort:
Guys sha. That was how one idiot wasted 6 yrs of his life not mine.

Ehya. Sowi!! Buh if u give me d chance, I promise to only waste just one(1) of ur nights...

massinola:
mouth piece of the gods. when death wants to kill a dog it doesn't allow it perceive shit smell. so also when the gods want to kill a man, they first of all make him impotent. fayose! fayose!! fayose!!! how many times did I call you. remember nnamdi kalu oh. you have freedom of speech but your freedom after speech is what I can't guarantee... gadafi

Wen MTN just manage give una all dis 15mb wey dem dey give una to use am wisely go come be anoda wahala. If u cannot make any meaningful contribution wen issues above ur IQ are discussed den u relax n learn from others instead of typing and posting this piece of sh*it.

emmyrichie:


These are the few ones I can remember. Don't judge people from afar and don't believe everything you read on the media.

cc: lalasticlala seun

In mama peace's voice;
Chaii its true audu is dead but his manhoo*d still lives on, so my fellow widows please don't cry too much.

HrmOlolade:
Go and die wretched bastard

I refuse to give u d satisfaction of fooling urself dis early morning...get busy boi

HrmOlolade:
I know it's them cursed tribe. You left your erosion ravaged cursed land to South west to commit crime. By the time we are through with you criminals redhead you will have no other option than to flee like the coward ojukwu did. Useless fl*thead swines

Tribalistic slowpoke, people like u need to b recycled into something more useful, likes tissue paper for example

HungerBAD:
Some things we learned today.

Nigeria Did not Burn Because Of Kanu.

He does not have hair in the middle of his head.

He is completely on his own.

No man has ever won a fight with any Government in the World.

He is suddenly mature as for the first time, he kept his mouth shut in the court.

The British Government and the Ibo Nation have washed their hands, off him and he is regretting.

I haPpy say u Know say HungerBAD, buh by d time dat brukutu man finish with all u zombies in dat zoogeria ur name go change from "hungerBAD" to "hungerDONKILLME" . I don't expect u to understand our struggle cos u don't seem to understand why u exist. U can write ur trash n those m*orons with low IQ such as urs will be giving ur write up a thousand "likes" n I guess dat makes u feel good buh in d real sense u are all detached from realities. Our struggle will still go on and we must get wat we desire so go ahead n write more trash with a million likes cos our struggle is not on nairaland but for our promised land...