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Crime / Re: Two Suspected Killers Of A Jumia Agent Remanded In Prison by krimes: 3:14pm On Apr 11, 2017
Face of killers

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Romance / Re: Man Dies Having Sex With 4 Ladies In Lagos by krimes: 9:27am On Apr 01, 2017
Crime / Re: Photo Of The 23-Year-Old Man Sentenced To Death For Stealing Android Phone by krimes: 7:04pm On Mar 29, 2017
He was not sentenced to death for stealing. He was sentenced to death for armed robbery. The law states that the sentence for armed robbery is death.

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TV/Movies / Re: Omoni Oboli Cancels Premiere Of Okafor's Law Over Court Injunction For Stealing by krimes: 6:32am On Mar 25, 2017
metallisc:
this is the stupidest thing i ever saw in the history of fuckerydom! how can some idiot from somewhere say he owns the right to 'okafors law' as a title?? what in the actual fucckk? we have been using okafor's law as a joke since we were in secondary school! every young nigga that knows how to piss in a pot uses okafors law as a joke!!

it is like somebody saying he is coming to sue me if i make a movie titled 'chop and quench' because of title and intellectual property infringement. i blame omoni for allowing things to get to this stupid level, personally i would have counter-sued the idiot to high heavens with some badass lawyers/prosecutors so that anytime he hears my name he will run very far!

what nonsense? angry angry lazy and idiotic nigggers that can't do shitt for themselves, trying to reap where they did not sow even a rotten seed!

copyright my black and dotted assss!

You need to understand copyright laws. It doesn't matter if the title had been used for 100 years. The first person to pay and register the title with the copyright commission or international copyright agencies becomes the undisputed owner of the title.

Calm down man. This angry outburst will not solve anything

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Phones / Re: With MTN 4G I Can't Make Or Receive Calls Why? by krimes: 6:37am On Mar 21, 2017
4G doesn't support voice calls or USSD operations. It's data only.

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TV/Movies / Re: NYSC Photo Of Tboss Got Nigerians Saying She "Looked Older" by krimes: 11:05pm On Mar 17, 2017
Wow she looks forty indeed. Maybe some Botox did the trick

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Romance / Re: Spot The Weapon Of Sex Enjoyment (photo) by krimes: 7:09pm On Mar 07, 2017
panegyrics:
This is bobrisky's house warming party now. Birds of the same feather.,...flocks together

I then wonder what happened after the party... An orgy perhaps.

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Romance / Spot The Weapon Of Sex Enjoyment (photo) by krimes: 2:40pm On Mar 07, 2017
embarassed

Autos / Re: Naija Used Honda Accord EOD 2004 For Sale In Asaba (900k) by krimes: 6:26am On Feb 20, 2017
Available
Autos / Naija Used Honda Accord EOD 2004 For Sale In Asaba (900k) by krimes: 6:26pm On Feb 19, 2017
Neat used Honda eod. Clean engine. Minor dents and scratches. Location Asaba. If you're interested, hit me up.
Romance / Re: How My Friend's Girlfriend Tested Him To See If He Truly Loves Her by krimes: 7:41am On Feb 09, 2017
Very stupid story. OP is either you're an oboe and you concocted this useless story or the girl in question is a bigger oboe and did such a stupid act.

Mind you, the oboe oin question is not the musical instrument but the dumb head
Celebrities / Re: Heavily Curvy Nigerian Girls In Atlanta Release Hot Photos And Twerking Video by krimes: 6:14am On Jan 25, 2017
skitcentral:


Make them catch you

What can they do
Celebrities / Re: Heavily Curvy Nigerian Girls In Atlanta Release Hot Photos And Twerking Video by krimes: 6:26am On Jan 24, 2017
Allah!!! shocked
Celebrities / Re: African Women With Massive Curves And Big Booty Twerking Hard by krimes: 12:31pm On Jan 20, 2017
Good Lord
Romance / Re: Are Calabar Girls Only Good For Sex by krimes: 7:13am On Dec 31, 2016
harry2sexy:

Was gon say something terrible but ion wanna get banned.


Say say say say say. Or are you scared? Scared little Wabbit. Brave men fear nothing harrysexstarved
Romance / Re: Are Calabar Girls Only Good For Sex by krimes: 10:25pm On Dec 30, 2016
ehisanolu:
They know how to cook well too....not only sex

That too
Romance / Re: Are Calabar Girls Only Good For Sex by krimes: 10:23pm On Dec 30, 2016
harry2sexy:

Thank you for telling that to d op who obviously lacks sense. Do they have cold drinks in ur area

Also says another person who calls himself harry2sexy. Should be more like harrysexhungry, jew man.

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Romance / Re: Are Calabar Girls Only Good For Sex by krimes: 10:21pm On Dec 30, 2016
Sexxkillz:
This is actually a very dumb and stupid question.

So says the smart boy who opens dumb threads about sex and thinks sex kills... More like sex starved.

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Romance / Are Calabar Girls Only Good For Sex by krimes: 6:59pm On Dec 30, 2016
I wonder why sex related topics are usually tagged to Calabar girls.

https://www.nairaland.com/3540423/curvy-calabar-girl-shades-nigerian

Is it that they're only good for sex? Why do men really rave sexually about them?
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Celebrity Exposes Massive Boobs And Bum In New Dance Video(pics, Video) by krimes: 6:54pm On Dec 30, 2016
skitcentral:


Who wouldn't be interested in such a woman?

Too large breasts. That's not my type.
Romance / Re: Curvy Calabar Girl Shades Nigerian Girls Who Complain Of Small Dicks (video) by krimes: 6:53pm On Dec 30, 2016
Like someone asked, what has hot, sexy and calabar got to do with the topic?

Why do people love to mention calabar in sex topics? Like that's all they're good for?
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Celebrity Exposes Massive Boobs And Bum In New Dance Video(pics, Video) by krimes: 1:10pm On Dec 25, 2016
skitcentral:


Well, that's what she is. If you doubt then see how many followers she has on IG

Haha as if I'm interested.
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Celebrity Exposes Massive Boobs And Bum In New Dance Video(pics, Video) by krimes: 6:46am On Dec 25, 2016
celebrity indeed
Crime / Re: Nigerian Policemen Nearly Caused The Death Of An Anamnbra State Govt Lawyer by krimes: 9:02am On Dec 21, 2016
Sunnymatey:
'Police is ur friend'

'Friends' can kill you sometimes
Crime / Re: Nigerian Policemen Nearly Caused The Death Of An Anamnbra State Govt Lawyer by krimes: 8:29am On Dec 21, 2016
Lalasticlala seun ishilove

Please push this to the front. Police Brutality and Illegality Must Stop.

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Crime / Nigerian Policemen Nearly Caused The Death Of An Anamnbra State Govt Lawyer by krimes: 8:11am On Dec 21, 2016
Last week Thursday, 15th Dec, in Awka, in a case of police incompetence and injustice, officers of the Nigerian Police Force broke into the home of a lawyer, Barrister Arinze Nwafor, employed as a State Counsel in the Anambra State Ministry of Justice. They bust down his door, flashed pistols and directly caused his falling off from his balcony on the second floor of a very tall building. Luckily for the lawyer, he sustained no life threatening injury. It was nothing short of miraculous.

The policemen claimed they were acting on information. But they came like criminals at dawn, threatening to kill the brothers if they failed to open the door, and finally breaking down the door when the brothers refused. The ensuing panic caused the falling off of the lawyer from the balcony. It is still unclear if he was pushed off or if he had jumped. Curiously they were from the Fraud Division of the CID but they produced a warrant alleging that the lawyer and his brother, a Nollywood film maker named Ugo Nwafor, were in possession of arms and ammunition, stolen vehicles and hard drugs. I wonder what relation these things have with Fraud Unit Officers. As to the expected, the traumatized film maker led them round the house where they made their search and found nothing, absolutely nothing. But still, these bandits (They did not come in uniforms; they had full beards; they came with a private van; they wore mufti) decided to take their phones, laptops and hard drives containing Nigerian films worth millions of naira. They also brutalized the film maker's eldest brother who was on a visit, putting him in handcuffs for no reason.

However luck had run out of them. Prior to their breaking down the door, everyone had thought they were actually robbers. Calls were being made for the real police to come to the compound's aid. By the time they finished their search, the entire neighborhood had been cordoned off by policemen, armed civil defense officers and anti cult security men from the Nnamdi Azikiwe University. Efforts of these men saved the brothers as they may have been framed up, possibly kidnapped and shot if not for them. Already the matter, through contacts and calls, had been taken to the commissioner of police.

On investigation, it was then learned that the corrupt policemen, numbering 5, may have gone on an illegal duty, trying to raid and fraudulently frame up the young men. The case, as we understand, is under investigation. The lawyer is recuperating in an Orthopedic Hospital. The said policemen were put in detection but it is not clear whether they are still in detention or now released. The Police is illegally holding on to the properties of the lawyer and his brothers without explanations. The matter is far from resolved and may likely land in court as we are currently aware that the Anambra State Government, through The Attorney General and the Commissioner for Justice, is taking charge of the matter.

Police brutality and illegality has dogged the Nigerian Police Force for ages. That's why Nigerians have as much hatred for the police as they have for criminals. We hope that the present government and the present Inspector General should take urgent steps to rid the Police of corruption and fix its image.

As reported by Krimes based on my interview with the lawyer's brother Ugo Nwafor.

Celebrities / Re: Yemi Alade In A Dance Competion With Kenyan Boys. See Who Wins (pics & Video) by krimes: 11:25am On Dec 11, 2016
pyyxxaro:


Depends on the way you pronounce the MMMMSSHHEEEEWWWW tongue

oH i GET. BAD BOYS
Celebrities / Re: Yemi Alade In A Dance Competion With Kenyan Boys. See Who Wins (pics & Video) by krimes: 10:48am On Dec 11, 2016
pyyxxaro:
Mmmsshheewww

You hate Yemi?
Celebrities / Yemi Alade In A Dance Competion With Kenyan Boys. See Who Wins (pics & Video) by krimes: 10:36am On Dec 11, 2016
Star Singer Yemi Alade was recently on tour in Kenya, wowing teeming fans, young and old. Part of her itinerary involved checking out some super talented Nairobi boys who thoroughly showed her they can dance better than her.

She joins them in the dance competition. You wouldn't even know shes the mega star.

Check out the dance below:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8U32vavS-38

Investment / Re: Make Bitcoins Daily With No Investments by krimes: 6:08pm On Dec 10, 2016
ekanDamie:

I used 3 different browsers, same

Strange. I don't quite understand what's wrong

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