₦airaland Forum

philo3:
Na selfie be dat?

No, na “themfie”.

Barselonia:
As Muslim there is.... one of the prophet prayer at the prayer ground

oh Allah, forgive him and have mercy on him and give him strength and pardon him,be generous to him and cause his entrance to be wisee and wash him with water and snow and frost. Cleanse him of his transgressions as white cloth is cleansed of stains. Give him an abode better than he has known and a family better than he has known. Take him into paradise and protect him from the punishment of the grave and from the punishment of HellfireYes

When you're done fasting, pick the bomb it's by the left corner of the room.

Did I read carefully enough?
“Us women”?
Meaning United State women or she meant to write “we women”??! ( That's they the women).
Reminds me of kids' english... They're like “us get tv for house”. Dis woman no go kill person oh!

Minet16:
The masses aren't not happy by your move Davido.

#@MINET16

It's like saying, did you saw what I see?

temmy6996:
1. Nairaland
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9. Nairaland
0. Nairaland

Me too, laugh away my sorrow without paying a dime! The last time I checked, most nairalanders (male & female) are funnier than some popular comedians! Guys I dey hail oh!!

Emekamex:
Osun- The most confused state in Nigeria.

When agbero is in charge of a state, what do you expect?

Gloria ati Eti baba

masquellett:
Konji

Receive sense in jesus name! Oya take it!!

mysticgal:
kedu

Udo

Menace2Society:
Igbo Kwenu

Iya! Onye nze ka ibu.

mysticgal:
Proudly 042

Nne idi sharp, kee way?

INTROVERT:
A law graduate at 20...
That's so cool.

It was a mistake they thought it was a footballer, didn't you see manchester there?

Freciprocal:
These are not Nigeria's greatest thieves...

Apart from one of the ladies who is still a learner, the rest are nothing compared to


Objective, Articulate, Tingible, et al

Only the wise would understand!

U try sha... Lemme demystify it.
Objective= Obasanjo
Articulate= Atiku
Tingible= Tinubu

Et al= Hell-rufai

Jboyossai:
Sign of good deeds......
Your past will always speak for you even when ur present seems incomparable....

No, that's not the case here... The people are simply poverty striken!

ebamma:
What is it with educated Nigerians and entitlement complex,
Getting an education is your choice,
The government owes you nothing,
We the uneducated pass through worse and we don't complain about it

Kai you need to see Buhari!

preizton:
Is the lady a brand ambassador for a bleaching company?

No, she only uses Hypo to bath

Twaci:
But then Nigerians go still misunderstand am

Ok even I did too...

You're excessively credulous! Contain your ignorance.

What else can I say?... Common ceremonial tag, Daura President couldn't fix. Hope he didn't call AU, OAU? Just like he did in Germany.

elantraceey:



That guy is something else.


The girl is lucky she had enough cash with her else it would have been an embarrassing experience.

I'm a guy and a feminist but I think you're gender biased.
What was the girl thinking when she invited the guy over for a dinner in a seemingly expensive place?

Ezenwammadu:
PDP is still in power

While APC is in government

MissBiba:
Wel, lemme continue sippn my kunu and guguru while waitn patiently 2c hw dz drama wil end....meanwhile sai PMB!

PMB ni? P.O BoX ko??!

You may love her but something tells me you're addicted to her pu**y, it worries after a decision to jilt a girl especially when you don't have one stand-by. But bro, wait a minute... In this era of change you're telling this old story? C'mon, be smarter!

That's utterly appalling! I wonder what old men see in little children's bodies... Spirit of paedophile I guess. Well, since he lives in Kirikiri the case is closed, no need to waste money transporting him to the prison, he will simply walk in.

Pineapp:
Good one.. Na her type devil dey soak their cane for mud.. She killed herself because of Konji.

No, conjugal

elwasee:
So common sense is not common??

Yes

wiringdpt:
Where is your brain?

In the lagoon

jeffizy:
I'm sorry, but your picture here confirm what your ex's dad said.

If I was in your shoes back then, my only mission in life will be about proving them wrong.

Here you are hanging your shades on your forehead and wearing a knicker underneath a sweat shirt. Those kids may not want you as their dad cos ur profile is still not encouraging.

LMAO.... U for try encourage the guy small nau, abi na u be d babe?
Oya no vex again!

FreeGlobe:
where do I start, what do I say? Lagos and indeed Nigeria has gone to the dogs

Dog small my dear, na shark for lagoon department.

It is called after sells service.... *Screams* room service?? Holler, I'm available.

dealslip:
no i wasnt, I was typing with my two hands

Kk

dealslip:
Yakubu warn yaself o. How can you call the Illiterate crew that kain name. They are not shameful, they are simply progrethieves. You better be careful what you say about our party LIEders or else we will change you na na.

You equally need to change your weave-on, so that you stop hitting your head with your hands cos I guess you wrote the above while hitting your head!