₦airaland Forum

oshe11:
This is wat hapens wen U make An IDIOT FAMOUS....

Chai! Ngwa sorry, issok... Forgive.

There Are Many Ways To Kill The Rat(s)

Walking down the ever busy Oshodi bridge this morning, I saw a young man hawking some highly adhesive rat traps commonly called rat gum. I then remembered that some rats in highly places need to be eliminated. For a moment, I stopped and called the man, when he came, I enquired to know how much the gums are sold; he said #150 each. I could afford to buy at least a dozen of it, buying them wouldn't be a problem but how they can get to Aso Rock is. That would have been an act of patriotism, I may not even care about a national award for that but I will be happy to see the rats trapped and consequently arrasted then, taken to court and be charged with felony or sabotage; even if nothing so serious is done to them at last, at least the media trials will go a long way.
To say that the president's media aids are a huge fiasco is to say the least.
I have, on several occasions had the opportunity to converse with Lauretta Onochie, the president's personal assistant on social media somewhere in Wuse market. The first time we conversed, I deduced she merely had the opportunity to work in the presidency through the usual cronyism, not that she actually has a clue on what exactly to do with such position and job description. The short period we chatted topically on the previous and present governments, she was critical about former President Jonathan and made some vile remarks about his administration while maintaining that President Buhari has come to clear Jonathan's mess. But on the contrary, the mess is getting measier by day. I was left mouth agap when Ms. Laurreta said, the previous weeks that it was disrespectful for the Resign or Resume protesters to make such demand on the president. What has happened to the tenets of democracy and popular participation? What has happened to sections 144, 145 and 146 of the 1999 constitution?
When Nnamdi Kanu called Nigeria a zoo, I personally felt affronted and consequently condemned it. But series of events unfolding afterwards seem to prove Kanu's theory right. I began to get convinced when the First Lady made an assertion about "Hyenas and Jackals". Then, on his arrival, the president was reportedly called "Lion" by some of his cronies.
But surprisingly, the "Lion" king of the animal kingdom abdicated his throne because of mere rodents. I was gobsmacked when I read the news report yesterday, that the president would be working from home because, his office was infested by rats. I was waiting to hear it was just a hoax, it is utterly ludicrous we have come this low. Shehu Garba, the president's senior special assistant on media and publicity, shamelessly made this gibberish public. Let's pretend it's true, but I beg to disagree that it's not substantial enough to scare away the president. This is the most mortifying balderdash ever spewed by the presidency. I wonder if Shehu thinks before he talks? The previous months, he uploaded some pictures of the released Chibok girls, asserting that Boko Haram took proper care of them. Shehu has gone from being a clown to being the most asinine figure in the presidency.
Vividly, I recall when Bisi Akande was the acting spokes person of APC, he alleged that Jonathan was running a kindergarten government and that, his meteoric rise in politics was owing to destiny. What sense does this make? How then can one describe this government if not a debacle. Someone should remind Shehu that silence is still golden, therefore; rather than cause us embarrassments, he should keep quiet.
Rodents infested the office of the president after spending 104 days on medical vacation in London, while he was away, the office was not maintained? Why were there no prior arrangements made in preparation for his return at leat to placate any possible damage?
It would have been more tolerable to tell us the president would be working from home, we are reasonable enough to understand he is decrepited and thus, has a very flaccid health. After all, this isn't the first time.
Whoever has an access to the presidency should tell them there are many ways to kill a rat. These are few of them: adhesive rat trap, metal trap, wire trap, the use of rat poison just to mention a few. I can even volunteer to hunt the rats myself without caring about any reward. I know my fellow compatriots will recognise me as a hero, that's enough reward.

PassingShot:
Jesters they all are. Fayose is the Chief Jester.

The Lion King is still very much around and he has a huge say in who succeeds him.

What PDP needs now is our pardon and forgiveness for the way they messed the economy up. Not our votes.

Get sense na! even if na small abeg.

Jj222:
KANU handsome oo ; see fine skin. I feel like......

Feel like gini?! Taar mechiegi onu!

In every government(administration), Kogi and Benue state governors always contest who is the most clueless.

headhunter1:
if Gej is not an honest man then Buhari is a certified kunu sipping dullard vagabond old lying worthless scumbag idiotic vulture scoundrel hag terrorist

Thunder scatter Buhari Insha'Allah amin
Thunder scatter Buhari Insha'Allah amin
Thunder scatter aisha masha Allah amin

Ngwa biko issok. on behalf of Buhari, I apologise.

Guys can't always be there, even your own shadow leaves you when is dark.

baike:
someone please give me verciline

Na everything dey attract u? Smh

Zdoh:
All these are the reasons why I believe every Nigerians is an hypocrites .

Every Nigerians? Kuku kill me!

Yuji:
Onye ofe mmanu,I here metukwanu gi. Tufiakwa!
Why deny your own tribe just to spite another? Shame!

It's not a matter of denying my tribe, I know what I'm talking about. And it's no crime being an Igbo, yet I don't want to support Ipob.

I'm an Igbo guy, I don't support Biafra or Ipob movement. We Igbos don't really love ourselves like we claim to.

zinachidi:
This country is not even worth removing my necklace for, talkless of removing my entire cloth.

Talk more of.... Not less.

Fabolousibk1:
This man? President of a country? I don die

Rip bro

adetayo234:
I'm very sure flaaaatheads will believe this nonsense. They are so dead in the brain that they will believe any trash as long as it comes from kanu, things that even a primary school pupil will discard as trash.

...And you're the worst fool for believing every concocted gibberish u read about Nnamdi Kanu. Pathetic Afonja!

Why making this an issue? Has she forgotten openly asking Flavour for sex. In her words, "Flavour when am I coming to bang u?. She shouldn't act like she has any dignity.

Nairalandsss:
I just dey feel like say.. you dy lie

Comot d "feel like". Na lie!

This is not an attempt to sound unsagacious or judiciously undisciplined but I believe the woman is guilty. What is it with Yoruba girls and alcohol + promiscuity? I had one during my NYSC, though I knew she enjoyed alcohol but never knew it was excessive plus her degree of promiscuity. Things were well until I was told a lodge mate had s*x with her while I was away just for few hours. I confronted her, she admitted. Menh.... See falling of hands. My guys suggested we dealt with the guy but I declined to avoid making it a news. Damn! I was so ashamed. Love Yoruba tho.... Wish to marry a loyal Yoruba girl.

rheether:
Lagos is a no no for me. I love it in coal city..

Nne keekwanu?

0b10010011:
Lekki ajah is a dead zone

It has more ills than gains

No portable water
One access route
Flooding
Prone to hurricane
Exorbitant standard of living


It's over hyped

Potable water

NextGovernor:
When I saw Kcee attacked Hush Puppi I just laughed. Though I am not in support of Hush Puppi but have to air my view.

I know Kcee very well. I know his root. He was living in Parma, Italy. He was selling drugs (coicaine) in streets. Him and Presh were living together in the same house.

I normally go on vacations to Italy then and was staying in the same building with Kcee and Presh but different Condo. Kcee & Presh was down while my friend was upstairs. He use to come to the condo I stay to see my friends then. He wasn't famous then.

I have alot of hidden and illegal deals he has done and will leave that for another day. Even E-money story is in my palm.

It's a pity that even Kcee still get mouth dey talk about legit funds....

U never still get sense?

Classless rubbish!

Michael004:
Bunch of cowards. I thought they are brave na, why writing UN.

I know you're foolish but never knew it's as deep as this. Mpama!

Vock:
May we never have cause to come under the ridicule of our Ex(es)

Amen oh!

He's not found guilty yet, cynthia should go to hell!

ipobsarefools:
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Nonsense trash. No one asked for your opinion.

Neither yours!

ApolitiCal:
Flatinoes will soon infiltrate this thread the way ants infiltrate sugar

Waste of sperm. Poverty striken!

brainpulse:
High emotions running. Happy for them. The cursed people will soon rush here to call this scam.

U and Buhari, I no know who get sense pass.

Ayodejioak:
From KWASU to OLUSU.? No amount of change of name can change the reputation of that soul mehn.
My ex was once a law student at that school she had to rewrite jamb for UNILAG at her final year.

Kai udonminit!

ettybaba:
Is FFK south west spokesman?
I expect the Ipob and other flaties to defend ffk their hero who helped this man tore the leather of Bianc@@.

I know you are foolish but never knew it's up to this extent.

RIPEnglish:
skales is try though, but he was not yet up to the level wizkid is reached yet.

Our level of grace is not the same. Musically, Wizzy is not better than Skales but he's got huge grace.

RealHaute:
Which kind album title be that?

Forget d title, buy the album. Den u fit cancel d title write ur own.

TarOrfeek:
in my secondary school in FESTAC those days.
faze dey wear boxers go buy tooth paste for morning!

Who no do am?