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Every time Tiwa this, Tiwa that.
Them dey advertise pregnancy? Abi na Jesus she wan born??
Make I see Tiwa pishure here again with the fruit of T-bliz, I to Titi the Op!
I be her fan sha, e dey pain me say T-bliz win me for this cos I don dey arrange how I wan take yarn her, next thing wey I hear be say T-bliz don get her already, now see the result.

This could be true looking at the life most girls live particularly on campus.
Me for example, most girls I dated in school had boy friends.
But as a sharp guy, just keep calm & play along.
Imagine bleeping a girl & the boyfriend calls, she will be the first to ask the guy hope he's not cheating on her?
This same attitude is what they take to their husband house.

daimsy:
nigerian women are truly the most faithful women in the world.

Guilty or not guilty?!
Shey na opposite u dey talk abi?

Thugnificent:
Tinubu is gradually becoming a political godfather.

He is a political godfather already, with affluence and influence.... Mennh..... Dat billionaire of a guy is damn young! God punish poverty!!!

Idonbilivit! It could be that the both have the same tattoo.

In as much as I respect creativity, I have a strong believe that this is nothing short of exclusive Nollywood crap!
For God's sake, a good movie is time consuming cos you need to put a whole lot of stuff in place to arrive at an appealing end. How could they have put up this monumental malarky in two week?

DahtzFestjayz:
Shameless, distasteful showcasing of failure

You're hating cos u know ur father can never in his entire miserable existence, attain GEJ's position!

danio24ng:
Whenever am dull or sad, I visit Nairaland,here you see the funnest post that will make you laugh without you paying for gate fee.
Proudly a nairalander.

I dey tell u!
Too many funny comments. NL rocks!

5p1naz:
Buhari please dont forget to bring down the import duty on cars...

senseless policy..

...And most importantly, make naira equal to US Dollar.
A speech from a demented fellow!

akinboyepelumi1:
I won't be surprise if the Audio and Video of the Oba is available in Alaba right now! Igbo people sha

In Obino's voice, Nna menh.... U're talking of surplise? Itisi alleady avairable in the market, glab ur copy now!

Brandnew2:
Lol!

A girl once told me I was boring. As an undergrad, I really didn't get it. She still open book dey teach me about female anatomy. guy still no take action. Na so the girl just leave me there o!.

She was a medical student by the way.


That was then sha!

Female medical practitioners no use sex play oh! Fear nurse!

In wizkid's voice, just sit in the corner, advice dad to stop but.... Shhhhh..... Don't let your mother know!

MEILYN:
Make your comment without saying rubbish.

Read well, he never said rubbish!

softapple:
TO summarise it, "this woman has been trying to seduce my friend before the death of her husband, eventually when her husband died my friend went to console her three days after but the unthinkable happen, he was seduce by the woman in her room and he had sex with her, mind you it was rainy and people that came to console her have all left except the woman's younger sister who was sleeping in her room based on the heavy downpour. "are there any implications to a guy that had sex with a woman three days after her husband's death or does he need any spiritual cleansing? he is scared for his life but the widow in question is not a little bit scared at all, though she is still young and withouth a child, pls what should my friend do?

The movie is titled: who killed my husband?
Meanwhile, tell ur friend that Amadi-oha & Songo are having a closed door meeting so his doom's day shouldn't be a surprise to him.

Un-intelligent blue lie!
There's no way one would have sex with a prostitute without negotiation.

Tallesty1:
On The Seventh day while God was resting the devil created Maheeda.

Laffin & messin!

7 people died while celebrating GMB's victory in Kano.
What if he had lost? Hmmm... Thank God he won, just imagine the peace we have now.

stephenqueen:
Orijin101 report here now,make we go lash for free

Lol...
Baba mi, I dey wit my own nau.
No be joke oh!

All the results I'm seeing online can't just be fake! As the saying goes, behind every rumour, there's an atom of truth.
I love Jonathan but I'm afraid he's fast losing!

So na so my own take finish? Ah! I pity myself.

32k?! I pray it's true. Here in Kogi state, we were officially told it's 13k for each. That's March 28th and April 11th elections making 26k for the two elections. I wish we would be paid directly by FG. *crying*

Collynzo419:
Good

Paves way for a Buhari Victory

Chinedu wake up!
See ur head, others are busy with works, u're here sleeping and day-dreaming.

SeverusSnape:
The corruption lord himself.
Emperor of Lagos Empire!
Buhari's puppeteer.

What more can I say?
You killed it!

temitemi1:
Capture by friday n election will be won on saturday . GEJ till 2019!!!

... Buhari would file a case to challenge the victory on Sunday, then go to the court on Monday...And that would be the end of Solomon Grandy! GEJ till 2019!

I'm afraid! Anything this man says, the opposite happens.

So much for the son of the man who adds to Jonathan's multidimensional problems.
He's hot but can't boil yam!

Babaneh:
I think u two should come up with whatever pleases u...

Don't ask us brain teasing questions... mtcheeeeeeeeew

My brother let's exhibit decorum okay?
You must show how asinine you really are!

Babaneh:
I think u two should come up with whatever pleases u...

Don't ask us brain teasing questions... mtcheeeeeeeeew

My brother let's exhibit decorum okay?
You must show how asinine you really are!

phlemzy:
Fayose using his mum to fly kite because of a clueless PhD holder. He will be prayed for after now.

Please what exactly did Fayose say about his mother that brought up this controversy?

Cutehector:
Rules are meant to be broken!!!!

Surely not for the poor cos it's gonn break u down trust me!

xpac01:
Please where can get a good phone charger, small pin pecisely.

In hell!

ITbomb:
It is people like you that blocks the progress of this country, so because you are in a system and you notice flaws, you keep quiet to avoid libel right?

Sycophants like you surround politicians and everything they say or do, good or bad is right in your eyes.
I supports Jonathan but I if the government mess up I say it. When government showed lackadaisical attitude towards the Chibok girls and Boko Haram, I was part of the #bringbackourgirls but today I'm celebrating the military success and like always GEJ till 2019.

Waiter.... One Orijin for him pls!