₦airaland Forum

pretydiva:
So as dat gal small reach,she don mk herself baby mama..if dis news is actually true, den she's a disgrace 2 womanhood. In short all d baby mama's r disgrace 2 womanhood.

God save dis generation

As if u're a saint!
Is it not better 2 be a baby mama than 2 continue aborting? Swear say u nvr abort b4.

PedroJP:
Does it change anything ? Wetin iSIS dey do BH never do ? Na brothers under Allah

Abi o

VickJames:
I'll go for the good cook.

Looking at the picture of the lady, she isn't ugly but just stressed. All she needs is good cream and clothes and we're good to go.

Love fades, Beauty fades, hunger never dies.

Ur wisdom is customised 4rm above!

AlfaSeltzer:
Tell them to blame their forefathers that created nigeria.

Tell them!
If Lord Lugard was to be alive till today, I would have committed murder for the incorrectable mistake he made called Nigeria.

gabazin080:
maybe we just going through same predicament

I stopped caring about her behaviour, only playing along but safe so long as I won't marry her.
I just have about 5months to round up my service and let her go.
Girls got no class these days!

CaptainAmerica1:
This remains illegal as long as the cyber-crime bill hasn't been passed into law.

Look at what our president is doing.

Buhari for a better Nigeria

Ur gullibility beats my imagination!

@ OP, I read your thread with freaking palpitation cos your story compliments mine 97 percent. At a point, I was thinking if it was the same girl.

Collynzo419:
Fayose can say whatever he likes, PDP can wish him whatever they like

Buhari will be the President of Nigeria in 2015

You wish!

Midehi:
See all their mouth...nigeria billgate,richest man,igbo man etc....come flex with me with dat ur budget on drink,na only hand i go rub ur head,ur investment budget go run dry, no be punana...lol

Oh, I see. You've got the magic touch.

ijobaooorun:
Op must be an ibo guy

With Ijebu antecedents.

axortedbabe:
phyno where r u,lemme try this on u..

Anom eba... Onye nakpo?

Animals deserted zoo.

Keneking:
Chai Jonathan government has finished us finally......................................................................

Go school, u no gree!

mistahteepex:
Wizkid is nau a kid?

Common op, are you sure that man was shopping for Wizkid, Abi how many Wizkids we get nau?? ?

All na still 4 laffs nau... Mk I borrow u sense?

Bluetooth2:
Yes he will win south west votes on NL.

Political masturbation! E do u voom for eyes when you see the real thing! GEJ all the way.

Justbright:
dream on.......Gej will not have 30% in any of d southwestern states including g ekiti and ondo...mark ma word

Wake up! Your school bus is here already.

Dude is off to Soweto to celebrate Jimmy @ 45.
Age fast speaking on him.
Agadi ekwenka!

She would be rescued by the Grace of God.
To all prospective corpers, read Psalm 23 & Psalm 121 and then pray again any spirit that will make NYSC post you to Kogi state.
It's not funny here oh!
Not about kidnapping but state of affairs in Kogi is freaking warped!

1toRtoiSe1:
Shame on guardian, shame on PDP.....buhari vindicated.

What's this one saying? It was even Fayose that caught them. You need to see the interview picture and how Fayose took journalists to Nicon Hilton Abuja, room 881 where the so-called interview was conducted which APC had initially claimed it was in London.

simplemach:
whats this one saying, two 'military' leaders how, is Jonathan a military leader?

Shut the hell up!.... U got the message simple.

ozoigbondu:
APC already planning damage control in case if sheaku has been captured and points out with credible evidences those sponsoring his sect and by any chance they are in APC so they can discredit the report

Meanwhile GEJ till 2019

Thank you bro! We all know APC's tactics (pre-emptive measure or rather, damage control mechanism).
APC has not commended Jonathan on the successes recorded against Boko Haram lately, all they could come up with was this gibberish.
And if I may ask, how did APC know the original Shekeau and the fake one?
Oh, no wonder APC had initially claimed they would negotiate with the real Boko haram when they take over power and that it's only Buhari that has the capacity to exterminate Boko Haram.
From all this therefore, it's only a fool that wouldn't know that Buhari & APC are sponsoring Boko Haram.
The blockbuster is becoming more intriguing by the day!

Including the expert! People suffering from dementia claiming to be sort of medical pundit.

Jeez! People are so wicked!
This guy was as peaceful as dove.
I remember how my sister used to playfully call him “Ntu na Nsukka”.
R.I.P bro! *Sobs*

Sexycleopatra:
Lol guys dr r tinz you all do evrytime dat makes us laff evrytym and the high time you stop doing it, the berra for you. Maybe its d reason why dat babe you'v been eyein doesn't call you. Now here are some funny questions guys normally ask wen the call we girls

1: have you eaten? ( Like seriously? Why why why? If I havnt eatn nko? Would u buy a whole mega chicken restaurant for me?)

2: what are you wearing? ( Fig leaves!! Duuh) watelse would I be wearing if not clothes

3: did you miss me? ( No I Ddnt miss u, I missed my period!) Lool

4: did you go to church? ( I swear we aren't pagans, dats why we pray for a God fearing guy! So we should be askn u dat question!)

5: don't you go out? ( Lol wats your business if we don't go out? We dnt want to be raped or kidnapped dats why we stay indoors)

Lol ladies add yours.

Intensify work on your intelligence. It's conspicuously warped.

The guy is seemingly embarrassed by Tonto's odious life behind the scene thus, he took away his face to avoid personality damage!

J0nyb0y:
Lol... what more can I say...?

by the way Nairalanders today is my birthday...

What's happening Nairalanders? He said today is his birthday and he only got 27Likes? Ok.... Because it's not a girl abi?
Don't mind them.... Happy birthday dear. #Nohomo

Richard6:
Girls always complain of being used and dumped, always complain of heart breaks and so on without actually knowing that they usually contribute to that. A guy can cheat on you but will never leave you for another girl if you are actually what he wants, you have seen cases where a guy will be cheating on his girl friend but he will stil let the other girl he is messing up with know that he has a girl friend o! Its true that no matter how good your girl friend is, some guys will stil cheat on their girl friends but the main thing is...is he cheating because he wants to get another girl and dump you or is he cheating because its in guys' nature to do so and after that, he stil minds his girl friend, begs and cries if he is caught in the process? Below are some of the reasons why girls are being cheated on and get dumped at the end.

1. LOVING BECAUSE OF LOOKS:
Some girls are fond of loving and dying for the fine boys, the huge and well built guys, tall and cute with red lips without knowing how good or bad the guy is, without knowing if the guy even has 1% of likeness not to talk of love for her. One funny thing about guys is that once you come to them or throw yourself at them and open your legs, they wil enter and enjoy themselves whether they have any feelings for you or not. You the stupid girl will keep throwing yourself at the fine boy and he will keep having fun with you and be using you as his sex machine while he has someone he loves; at the end he will dump you and go to his girl friend while you start shading tears of heart break and being dumped. Love and date someone who loves you too and values you no matter the looks.

2. LOVE FOR MONEY:
Yes...once a girl sees a guy with money and good car and house, love instantly and automatically starts and develops. You obviously forget that guys are wise, you also forget that there is this girl that has been with him when he wasnt rich and you believe he will leave the girl and date you because you are beautiful, sexy, good in bed or pretend to be good and pretend not to be after his money? Its true that some guys forget about the girl and dump the girl who was with them when they were poor once they make money but 90% of guys who later make money stil dont forget. If you think its a lie, ask Dangote.

3. LOVE BECAUSE OF FAME:
Some girls can go any length to get a guy who is famous. Loving and dying for a famous guy is like a poor person who always wants to travel with a private jet..you will lie down on your bed and keep imagining until you sleep off and continue the imaginations in your dream. Sometimes, you will be lucky to get the famous guy by doing all you can, playing all your tricks and stil believe he is yours forgeting that so many desperate people like you are also doing same thing you did or same trick you used. The famous guy will stil use you and dump you at the end and go to his girl friend or you think he doesnt have a girl who loves him for whom he is. If you think its a lie, ask Tuface Idibia.

4. INSATIABLE:
I think I have exprienced this one in the past. Some girls will never get satisfied no matter what you give them. Am not talking of being satisfied in bed, I mean materially and financially. There are some girls that have been used and dumped and will stil be used and dumped tomorrow even if they meet a millionaire due to insatiable character and too demanding. You will buy a balckberry for her, she will want iphone 6. You buy iphone 6 for her, she will demand for a car, out of love you buy the car for her, she will demand for a house for her family when you havent married her yet o! Such a person will never get satisfied and trust guys, when they find out you are such a person, they will hurry to use you and dump you.

5. YOUR CHARACTER:
This is one of the major reasons why guys use and dump most girls. Some girls are so good in painting themselves outside, looking good outside and when you take them home, you will realise that she is like a breathing wood and an empty entity. She cant cook well, she cant keep her surroundings neat and clean, she is lazy, a dirty type, lousy and what have you. You will be like...God, what kind of girl is this. Guys and their cunny nature, he will stil use you and dump you and run to his girl friend that knows how to take care of things. No guy will ever dump a good girl for a bad girl unless you use charm and the charm wil one day get expired.

6. NEMESIS:
Some girls have broken so many guys' hearts that its now their turn for their hearts to get broken by guys. One girl unknownly said it one day that she believes the reason behind her numerous heart breaks is because of her past life styles. According to her; "she has broken so many guys' hearts, she has been so careless, so negligence and wicked towards some guys who truly loved her in the past, now what she did to men is what she is expriencing now"..she said. You will take advantage of the fact that this guy loves you and cant do without you and be messing up with his heart, some girls will be like am too beautiful and too pretty for his type; that I can always get any guy any time she wants and as such will be playing with every guy that comes her way especially that person she knows that loves her so much. By the time she will feel she is ready for a relationship, all the good guys must have been hooked up and those that she will get will be out to use and dump her as revenge or due to nemesis.

I rest my case!

Richard you're rich in thoughts.
Waiter!... Give him one-bo

CHM11:
Dear OP, please leave igbos alone if you are not igbo. Let them keep marrying themselves, its better for them.

I just pity peeps who date igbos!!,..especially igbos who live or have lived in the east...how do you cope with them??

Had to live amongst some east-based igbo guys and ladies during my NYSC..... Worst experience of my life....
Its worse that when they are told they are hard to understand, they all fall back to insulting in their local dialect.. You will hear things like ewu, anuofia etc...proving my point again....

igbo ndị karịsịa ndị na-dabeere nọ n'ebe ọwụwa anyanwụ dị
nnọọ na-akpa ọchị ndị mmadụ. Ha anaghị akpa àgwà ka
nkịtị mmadụ. Ndị njem dị anya ma obosara ịmụta na-akpa
àgwà dị mma ma ndị na-ahụ n'ebe ọwụwa anyanwụ bụ nanị
larịị na ụmụ anụmanụ. Onye ọ bụla na-anaghị amasị nwere
ike iji kacha nso eriri ka kpọgidere ya onwe ya. na-akpa ọchị
ndị mmadụ.

Plenty tongue out!!!!

Dude it's not peculiar to Igbos, it's applicable to every other tribe ok?!
So stop the hate! Ewu

unofficial:
Your friend or you?

Waiter!..... Sama him One Orijin.

missjenna:
He looks like Yaradua just before he died

Gbamest!

saintopus:
Many will lost their jobs!!!

Lose bro!

farano:
She's wonderfully and beautifully made

While Don Jazzy is fearfully made. Thank God for money!