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Romance › Re: 1 Question For Those In A Relationship & For Those About To Start by Kriss216: 2:59pm On Feb 04, 2022

I breathe for a living.

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Romance › Re: Is It Appropriate To Ask My Cousin To Be My Valentine? by Kriss216: 2:55pm On Feb 04, 2022

Datboredberry:
You know what I meant!!! You're being difficult and it's a new year!

Seems you're not on your menses today. You're being unnecessary nice and I hate it.

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Romance › Re: Is It Appropriate To Ask My Cousin To Be My Valentine? by Kriss216: 2:50pm On Feb 04, 2022

Datboredberry:
I don't understand...

The words... Speak English!!!

Will you be able to hear me from there if I SPEAK English?

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Romance › Re: Is It Appropriate To Ask My Cousin To Be My Valentine? by Kriss216: 2:44pm On Feb 04, 2022

Datboredberry:
So?

What's your point Kriss?

You got kpekus
He got gbola

Make una do wetin Una like. Not my business.

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Romance › Re: Couple Seen Kissing On A Moving Motorcycle (Photo, Video) by Kriss216: 2:42pm On Feb 04, 2022

They no fit wait .

What konji cannot do does not exist.

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Romance › Re: Is It Appropriate To Ask My Cousin To Be My Valentine? by Kriss216: 2:40pm On Feb 04, 2022

He's cute...

He's my half-uncle's son...

We wouldn't do a thing...

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Celebrities › Re: Charly Boy: Aside Sex, Most Girls Have Nothing To Offer A Man by Kriss216: 2:25pm On Feb 04, 2022

Exactly!

There's nothing special about Nigerian girls. Believe me

Remove procreation, what's the importance of a Nigerian girl in a man's life? Nothing!

I feel sad any time I see a man saying he loves a Nigerian girl. Give such a man 6 months max, he will come to his senses and realized there's nothing special about these daughters of Eve.

God didn't create Nigerian girls to be loved. They're created specifically for leisure.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Who Will Be My Val? Strictly For Christian Bro, Pls. No Pretenders Or Wordly Men by Kriss216: 2:18pm On Feb 04, 2022

A born again
Tall
Dark and
Handsome.

For an evening newspaper with protruded belly, over 85 body counts, fish brain, and a sadist huh

Interesting.

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Romance › Re: Am Still Suprised Of What My Unknown Crush Told Me This Morning by Kriss216: 2:14pm On Feb 04, 2022

Don't be too excited, Val is just two Mondays away.

I expected you to tell her Let me think about it . Then after 14th February, if she still persists, you can pity her and accept.

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Crime › Re: If You Shout, We Will K!ll You - How I Was Snatched On My Way To School by Kriss216: 11:13am On Feb 04, 2022

FERNANDEZISBACK:
You need some brain reset cos you always insult and generalise all women here...
Now Animegirl is talking about men you are already losing your sense..
You see how it feels to generalise and insult women now huh?
Weak boy..

Come again, please

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Christianity Etc › Re: Popular Nigerian Pastor Rocks GMT Watch Reportedly Worth N392million (video) by Kriss216: 11:03am On Feb 04, 2022

Pastors dey ball o

I was in Church one time and the Head Pastor ask us to do offering for Mummy's (his wife) flight ticket to return back from USA.

Me wey never get passport then.

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Crime › Re: If You Shout, We Will K!ll You - How I Was Snatched On My Way To School by Kriss216: 10:56am On Feb 04, 2022

Animegirl:

Fear men, fear men.
Kidnapping.... Men
Ritual killing... Men
Raping............ Men
Banditry.... Men
Serial killers... Men
Fulani herdsmen... Men

Women are truly endangered in this country. We're now living as preys and predators.

Men should also be blamed for your lack of sense.

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Politics › Re: What If Nigeria Was A Picture! Describe Nigeria Using A Picture. (Photos) by Kriss216: 10:53am On Feb 04, 2022

See the town of someone who wants to become President of Nigeria.

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Crime › Re: Teacher Shares Touching Letter She Received From Her Nonverbal Student by Kriss216: 10:48am On Feb 04, 2022

She will still break his heart, unless she's not a Nigerian girl.

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Properties › Re: Help Land Issue by Kriss216: 8:09am On Feb 04, 2022

FERNANDEZISBACK:
This story makes little or no Sense tho..

To you cos it's not a relationship or love talk.

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Properties › Re: Help Land Issue by Kriss216: 8:05am On Feb 04, 2022

MufasaLion:
Take the matter up legally if you have the means but you can also settle out of court if you can't afford hiring an attorney or if the man comes back to his senses.

Take what up legally? Was there a written agreement?

The buyer failed to contract a certified land surveyor to help check the Land before buying hence he has to bear the consequences.

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Romance › Re: Dear Men, Do You Agree With Oga Reno On This??? by Kriss216: 7:44am On Feb 04, 2022

helinues:
The question could be useless to you but not to the matured mind.

Only those who don't have a serious love map end up with a wrong partner.

Why dating a toxic partner to start with?

Serious love map? With a Nigerian girl? Like seriously?

Love itself is not even enough to sustain a relationship or marriage.

Sometimes, you need to fight fire with fire to enjoy a sweet home.

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Family › Re: When Your Wife Says Outright NO To Sex, What's The Best Response? by Kriss216: 7:39am On Feb 04, 2022

My wife says NO ? Means she'll be getting the annointed and glorious gbola after 5 years cos e sure me say I'll never touch her again.

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Romance › Re: Dear Men, Do You Agree With Oga Reno On This??? by Kriss216: 7:30am On Feb 04, 2022

helinues:
How would a matured man allow his woman to be abusive to start with?

This useless question is unnecessary.

Any woman bold enough to slap a man should be strong enough to withstand the consequences that follows.

Any girl in any form wey try raise her filthy hand on me will regret why she came into this world. I will make sure different hospitals reject her. She will beg to die cos I'll leave her in a state she never imagined.

Nonsense!

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Romance › Re: Is by Kriss216: 7:27pm On Feb 03, 2022

Iamzealousman:
Please note that I love her a lot. I was always shy to ask her out

You love a Nigerian girl alot?

Are you normal?

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Crime › Re: “I Wanted To Know God”, Says Man Arrested For Stealing Two Bibles by Kriss216: 7:23pm On Feb 03, 2022

MrBrownJay1:
... but you would only need ONE bible to know god! why steal two? you rascal!!!!

One for him...one for his wife.

What a compassionate and caring husband.

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Politics › Re: 2023: He Is The Best For Nigeria – IBB Backs Saraki’s Presidential Ambition by Kriss216: 2:19pm On Feb 03, 2022

The North will always support the North.

Tinubu supported the North against the South in 2015. Fast forward to 2022, same Tinubu want the South to support him against the North he supported in 2015.

What do we call this huh

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Politics › Re: Edo Nor Be Lagos: Throwback To When Tinubu Was Humiliated In Edo by Kriss216: 2:17pm On Feb 03, 2022

PrinceOfLagos:
Not all Yoruba Sha

I am Yoruba and I'm not a coward

I know you're a true Born Yoruba. I also know your mum is Igbo. Na your mother gene you carry. I believe you know this.

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Politics › Re: Edo Nor Be Lagos: Throwback To When Tinubu Was Humiliated In Edo by Kriss216: 2:12pm On Feb 03, 2022

PrinceOfLagos:
Just like Sunday Igboho

Ambode fuckup

Don't blame them too much...cowardice is in their gene.

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Crime › Re: RRS Arrests Five "Awawa Boys" (Photos) by Kriss216: 2:11pm On Feb 03, 2022

sammirano:
You are seriously not normal. Is your father's land abi? We will relocate you people back to your potopoto republic after 2023.

We're waiting.

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Politics › Re: Edo Nor Be Lagos: Throwback To When Tinubu Was Humiliated In Edo by Kriss216: 2:09pm On Feb 03, 2022

The election that made us realised Ambode is a high grade coward.

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Crime › Re: RRS Arrests Five "Awawa Boys" (Photos) by Kriss216: 1:23pm On Feb 03, 2022

You dey Lagos(No Man's Land) dey do Awawa Boys while Fulani herdsmen are ransacking your communities in Saki, Ogbomoso and other villages in SW.

Shameless youths!

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Politics › Re: Okorocha Meets Buhari Over Presidential Ambition by Kriss216: 1:16pm On Feb 03, 2022

PrinceOfLagos:
Okorocha go use Hausa language whine Buhari

But Buhari is yet to make his choice candidate known to us but I know it will never be Tinubu

He said he will not mention the person so as not to be assassinated.

We all know the politician fond of assassinating his opposition. But, let's pretend we're naive.

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Politics › Re: Okorocha Meets Buhari Over Presidential Ambition by Kriss216: 1:14pm On Feb 03, 2022

I don't see Buhari and APC giving the Presidential ticket to Tinubu. The North will deal with Tinubu with everything they have. The shame go loud.

We're watching.

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Crime › Re: I Can’t Eat: Woman Who Removed All Her Teeth Cries Out (video) by Kriss216: 1:00pm On Feb 03, 2022

She look healthy for someone not eating.

I remember one time during school, I didn't eat for 24 hours. I come resemble kwashiorkor patient the next day. I for die that period if not one God sent beautiful slim Nigerian girl wey come rescue me. She gave me Food and food. The Food was delicious while other food was tasteless cos I was just recovering from hunger. But, I got no choice, I got to compensate and indemnify her for the Food.

God bless Nigerian Girls. cheesy

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