₦airaland Forum

Mariangeles:
Okwaya?
He seems like the kind.



Jiri nwayo.

Lol


Mariah, I never believed a day will come you'll agree and type something good about me. I'm guessing today is your birthday.

MufasaLion:
Is she light-skinned?

I don't even know her complexion

99thEnemy:
As long as MufasaLion remains in Nigeria, you have nothing to fear from him

Comrade, I no trust that guy.. The way he insisted on impregnating 10 girls just this year is worrisome. Hope my future girl is safe?

Munzy14:
I will be waiting... Just a reminder about their weird cravings...She may tell you she want to eat what is not available in the state you reside in the middle of the night..

Or she will tell you say na only breeze from hand fan she want...So you will put off the AC/Electric fan.. Automatically you go fan her till day break...Only God knows how you will finish women on nairaland the next day..

Me I need mine to be driving me to party and business stuffs...ones she enter na driving school straight..

Hahahahaha

I think I need a rethink. Man ain't cut out for this, bro.


That's the only thing that can make me consider marriage. Just to sit and relax at the passenger side and watch my sexy wife drive me with her flashy and succulent thighs radiating right beside me on her skimpy dress. Would be glorious

Munzy14:
I tire o....Something men pride in...Unless na wife married by Jankpa...


As long as you can take care of the babe and the child, is ok....I endorse...

Thanks for the endorsement. You'll be the first to get notification any time soon

MufasaLion:
I'm impregnating 10 girls this year.

No go impregnate my future girl, abeg

Munzy14:
Some men? Or just you?

Just learning this for the first time...

My friends do walk around especially on Sundays with their heavily pregnant wives o..Especially those living in my estate...

And they do it proudly...Showing you their work...

As for the lady in OP's story, she is shy..With time she will get used to it..

If the hubby has got mobility, best to teach her how to drive or make arrangements with commercial ones to be carrying her if the man is too busy...

I learnt first pregnancy is usually a huge step for some ladies.

How can a man be ashamed of going out with his beloved pregnant wife? It's a thing of pride to show the world you're fertile and truly a MAN.

Any girl wey love me now, na belle straight. I want to experience the feeling of being with a pregnant woman

Only a coward will ask a girl out with no intentions of dating her.

Besides, you don't need to woo a Nigerian girl before dating her. To woo is old fashioned. Learn to move with Time.

The educated ones are mostly feminists, sadists, wretched, saucy and untrained.

An educated woman is a recipe for disaster.

They should be dismissed, prosecuted and jailed. Olopas!

Datboredberry:
He's a well known bitter lunatic here... Next time, ignore him... And that Kriss too...

Sometimes, poverty and poverty-induced konji makes a man unnecessarily aggressive...

But post a recent picture... Most of us have seen this picture atleast twice...

I've warned you severally to stop mentioning me in your madness. I'm not the cause of your frustration. Why is it hard for you to respect yourself. I'll not warn you again. Be careful

Inconsequential dickheadss!

Bahamas95:
It's not by force to give. You got 3 options.


1. Accept and put money inside

2. Reject it

3. Accept and submit it empty

Easy, tiger

APC don relegate this one to blogger.

That's a porcupette.

KiNg0G:
I just dey advise you like a elder bro, na since 3 years ago come... you dey open thread about your hair.

dont you have any other ambition?



I don warn you...I nor won see your dirty hair again for this section.
go make money.....stop to dey chop your mama food for house.

be a man

or I go force you to.

what nonsense

The guy offend you since 2020

Kilode

Na there their power reach. To harass and intimidate innocent civilians.

They should go to the forest and meet their match. Cowards!

Bola146:
Wahala.. why some are very happy to go home from work on time and enjoying their marriages

98.745% of men married to Nigerian girls are not enjoying their marriage. Most of them are living in self denial.

Make a closed poll today and ask married men if they want to leave their marriage, the result will shock you.

“I stop at beer parlours to avoid troubles at home. My wife is the nagging type who picks a quarrel with me at any given time,” Mr Jimoh pointed out. “I do not always want to go home early so that there won’t be issues; I always drink beer to stupor in order not to listen to her nagging.”

How can a man live long with this kind of wife?

Married men are truly suffering

A girl with money and waistbeads suppose make Heaven if God should make me an Angel.

Cowards!


As a man, always be the troublemaker in your home. Your wife should be the one saying "oh he's back, another trouble will soon start".

Anytime your wife demand for battle, give her war. Don't always sell your dignity in order to maintain a peaceful home. We make war to live in peace.

Dremdee:
What are your reasons bro?

1. They got nothing to offer
2. Manipulative
3. Mostly broke and wretched
4. They hardly come with sense
5. Demanding
6. Lazy

And so on.

group advised PDP to beam its search light at aspirants in their 50s, who are in their numbers within the party.

This is the difference between PDP and APC.

While APC groups and youths are clamouring for Tinubu, 82 year old criminal.



The truth remains, I'm yet to see a sensible APC member or supporter.

To CHYKE a Nigerian girl is 3rd most senseless things on earth!

The person wey carry this nonsense enter FP should reduce hand for Mkpurummiri.

TrackerXL:
Is that what you fool will celebrate for the next 4 years as achievement only to start insulting Tinubu Buhari Yorubas or Fulanis later.

Awon oloriburuku dede !

Awon ofe mmanu, deliver yourselves from the shackles of Tinubu first.

Beauty + Education - Christ = Hell fire.



That's Mummy GO's tanker.

KingOfTheDamned:
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Trash , the thread is for intellectuals sir. Pls go to the romance section or games section.

He should rather go to Jokes section...

Ride on Mr Governor.


It's unwise to bear same title with Gandollar, Hopeless Uzodimma, Yahaya Bello and other elected Thieves.

This AFCON made me realized Ghana and Algeria are overrated.