₦airaland Forum

MufasaLion:
I can't donate my organs to anybody. Call it selfishness, I don't give a fvck.

But, you dey donate your sperm give daughters of Eve

Every group just dey cash out.


Oma se o

. The song begins with the lyrics: "I am dominant; you will be ruled under my strict instructions, I will drive you crazy if you looked at other girls on the street.

Foolish bride!

Go to your father's house and dominate him. Olodo!

Run a DNA test on those children, you'll be surprised 68.483% of them are not his byproduct.

Any region waiting for government to help them against Fulani herdsmen is wasting their time.


One of the many reasons I'll forever appreciate MNK and ESN.

potbelly:
She's got nice skin...

You're the 3rd problem we have in this country

Funny Nigerians

You want to live a champagne lifestyle on a Beer budget .

Declares him wanted for who to catch? Una know no em house go arrest am?

Any which Way na Way...they said.



Oga Sammie, my man

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Did I not tell you to respect yourself and stop being weird on my mention?

Always sounding dense on my mention.. stop acting like a kid aiit..pick up your life and arrange it..
I don't know if you are being insecured or your age is affecting your ability to think properly..

Maybe when you grow up you will get matured..your mom need to stop overfeeding you little a**s.

Buhari and APC should device means to cater for Mad people in this country.

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Most boys parading as men can't control their sexual urge around women which is very bad..
Stop harassing women Dem no dey hear..

Observe how the guy will open a thread on nairaland or any social media to bash the woman cos she refused his sexual calls..same boy is still gonna go behind sending women vulgar messages and sexualizing them...

Time to chain you don dey reach. This your madness is getting too serious daily.

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Oops sorry baby boy slide off..
You know how I normally deal with your sorry a**as right?

Slide off or you risk getting humiliated by myself..

Iyaebe, go and attend to your sexual frustration first, please.

What if my Desires are what I see on social media?

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Very photogenic indeed..women are always great..
She's hitting and making it big..more blessings to her..

Look how beautiful she looks.. anyone who wants to derail this beautiful thread by calling her a h*e should know that he's referring to his m*omm@...

But, you just called her a H*e

Police are the same everywhere in Africa.

The fact that you didn't even consider she got someone else taking your glory still baffles me.

This is not ego or newly developed trait, your beloved girlfriend diversified her heart and kpekus.

There's no need for all these rants, young man. No Nigerian girl worth your peace of mind.

Mtcheww
Dem dey find fish for soup, crayfish dey raise hand

SocialJustice:
Africa poor gan. Kai. Combined worth of all the billionaires not up to $100b self.

Aswear.

Na only noise dem sabi.

37 year-old Mark Zuckerberg is worth $107Billion.

While Dangote no dey gree us hear word for Nigeria.







*im broke though.

Take him out for a drink and have a One on One discussion with him on that.

stolaonipekun:
My fellow brother's in the forum I just which to come here and share what is bothering me. My fiancee just lost her feeling for me she doesn't create time for me again.
When I time notice I seat her down and tell her my observation she said am an ungreaful person that she intentionally did that and she said she still in love me me that for now I should just take it like that.
On that faithful day she sent me a message on WhatsApp
Attention 30%
Love 50%
Care 70%

So, what do you want us to do now?

Anarchy in SW.


My prayers are with them.

Candidlady:
Aunt rita/ritad


No sense for you ma... Same story he told bet he must have used it on so many mumu like you...


You have young men who are legit single but no you chose to fall in love with a married man ...cuz he rich has a ride.. Sure a regular hustling dude must have approached but you turned him down ...



Husband snatcher.... Keep Chasing Gold till you get swallowed in the mine.




Modified- so smellysperm get sense like this... This year must be nice

Go and return the phone to the owner!

AfroKnight:
You dey always para

Exchange the battle and war. War is the bigger gbege. Battle na the small one.

Thanks man.

Munzy14:
Sad reality...

Sure he must come down to his level of understanding... serious brain torture.

Please always remember osibanjo in your prayers.

Munzy14:
And a man who didn't finish primary school is the leader of my state...smh..

School is good...I know I will study further...To acquire more knowledge later and probably impact...

If one can Identify problems, needs in his or her environment and provide a way out...You will go anywhere in the world..

One of my business partners, a professor stopped by the other day with a frowning face, I asked her what the problem is, she said can I Imagine our governor appointed just a Bsc holder to chair a board where professors and PhD holders are members....

I laughed and told her, In Nigeria, you must get attached to politics to excel In almost any field..Even in business, one political post is an open door to contacts and multiple orders for you to supply your products..

People will want to Identify with you...You use money to get more money..She later smiled sha..Na truth dey bitter..

If one has only primary education and is street smart, you will likely make more than any Professor here..

@bolded.. That's painful and big insult to professorship.

Sometimes I do pity Osibanjo. Man will always condescend too low before he can pass his message to his Boss. 8 years of working under Buhari will automatically reduce his IQ.

Munzy14:
This comment flashed, I say make I see this smart person, behold na kris

I will further studies as business keep expanding..

All this read this, read that is no longer a thing for a man aspiring to become wealthy.

As it stands, my head don lock for anything wey concern study.

If Buhari can rule the most populous black nation in the world with Nepa bill, and a Professor of Law answering him Sir and licking his asss, I'm done.

helinues:
SEBI the kidnappers that have been operating along the expressway have all repented and working at oil companies..

Eish

It's Sunday morning, I'm not in for senseless talks. Come again later in the day.


Shalom.

helinues:
When last have you read about herdsmen crises in those 2 stats compared to Venue state?

Same Kogi herdsmen kidnap motorists on daily basis? You must be staying in Pluto.

helinues:
Kogi and Kwara state are both in NC.. How are the state governors been able to handle security matter in their respective states that Ortom can't do the same.

Incompetent at its peak

How and When did Kwara and Kogi handle security matter in their states?

Even Righteousness is not righteous enough.

Stay away from them!