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RomanceShe's Older, How Do I Tell Her My Feelings? by krissconnect(op): 7:28pm On Sep 29, 2019
There's this lady who has her office in the same market with mine. I noticed she responds interestingly each time i stare at her lustfully, and just recently we started greeting each other whenever i walk past her office.

I am 23 and she should be around 26yrs if am not mistaking. Please i want to advance my game towards her, but am not sure if she might be offended i look younger.

Pls how do i go about this?
PhonesRe: How Can You Rationally Justify Spending N600,00 On A Phone? by krissconnect(m): 7:04pm On Sep 29, 2019
GeoAfrikana:
Very simple. I'll sell my old laptop, add some money, and get a new one.

Even though, writing is an evergreen business. Niches and their profitability might change but writing as whole will be forever.
Pls do u have any online job vacancy? I wanna recommend to a student pls.. or if u can help me out
PhonesRe: What's The Best Data Plan For Heavy Users? by krissconnect(m): 4:20pm On Sep 26, 2019
shiftback:
Is there's anything better than the Airtel Binge plan for heavy users? I've been using it and it's been serving for long
Pls wats the code
Nairaland GeneralRe: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by krissconnect(m): 9:21pm On Sep 20, 2019
Pascopele:
Konji was killing me slowly after 4 months of staying away and I finally met bae only for bae to start making me beg for staying away for that long and finally, the gate of heaven was open but that stupid gbola of mine just drop dead like 404 Peugeot gear lever.

Oh gosh.. You need to see the expression on bae's face trying to raise the dead

Share yours
ok
CrimeRe: Xenophobia: Don’t Retaliate, Protect South Africans, Adeboye Urges Nigerians by krissconnect(m): 8:52am On Sep 07, 2019
And he ignored the plights of Nigerians in south africa? Damn what religion has turned us into angry
TravelRe: Looking For Cheap School ASIA Philippines/tourist Visa by krissconnect(m): 9:04am On Aug 29, 2019
lonelyjeff:
@krissconnect thanks for your response.. but i mean link to check for the universities in phillipine and how to apply.. i intend on traveling to study and nt online study

the school link on the previous post is not online study can apply of any school you want to study.
Ok thanks bro
TravelRe: Looking For Cheap School ASIA Philippines/tourist Visa by krissconnect(m): 11:59am On Aug 28, 2019
lonelyjeff:
@krissconnect Bro can you pls send me the link? God bless

As I said in the post people that are already in Philippine with permit can study language course for advantage in south Korea or Japanese Languages or Nigeria planning to travel work in south Korea need to learn language.


@ pornmaniac22

Hmmmmm
will i be allowed to wrk in japan or south korea wit philipine studnt visa without hiding for police?
How much will i get for a ten hour job working in japan and korea wen converted to naira?
Cos i will love to migerate frm dia to d land of my dreams oohhh australia

you can't travel to south Korea or Japan with student visa here in Philippine had explain already previous post can get to Malaysia and Singapore on section holiday easily and move to south Korea after study.South Korea doesn't had issue with Foreign Workers working at the factory without paper no hiding or police Just obey their law and don't do crime.my brother south Korea pay well if you are hard working with overtime can make $2500 to $3000.
thanks for your response.. but i mean link to check for the universities in phillipine and how to apply.. i intend on traveling to study and nt online study
HealthRe: What Is The Difference Between The White Vitamin C Tablets And The Orange Ones? by krissconnect(m): 6:03pm On Aug 27, 2019
The white tastes sour while the orange tastes sweet sad shocked
PoliticsRe: Adesina Pictures With Trump Taken In May, 2017 With Osibanjo Present by krissconnect(m): 2:50pm On Aug 27, 2019
[quote author=TorukMakto post=81660872][/quote]Hahahaajaja.. gobe
PoliticsRe: Adesina Pictures With Trump Taken In May, 2017 With Osibanjo Present by krissconnect(m): 1:48pm On Aug 27, 2019
And so wat
TravelRe: Relocating Or Coming To Abuja For The First Time? by krissconnect(m): 2:15pm On Aug 25, 2019
czarina:
where could be "nicer" than Abuja? Don't mention Lagos.

I'm curious.
I mean, moving from an area in abj to another area in abj.. still within abj.
TravelRe: Relocating Or Coming To Abuja For The First Time? by krissconnect(m): 1:12pm On Aug 25, 2019
What about those already in abj but looking to relocate to a nicer environment
RomanceRe: Why Do Men Cheat?? by krissconnect(m): 8:50am On Aug 24, 2019
bigmic111:
She is a nice girl and I care for her just like you do but am going to drop this ok.
Am MA stay my lane, bruh you heard? so dont sweat it.
I wash my hands clean now and going forward. #peacebruh #respect.
You know the evil stories pertaining to young girls travelling far to meet a stranger and wat comes after it.. im only concerned cos such situation is rampant apparently and we the patroitic Nigerians are doin our best to curb such menace. U might nt have a bad intention towards her travelin from abj to ikeja to night club wit u bt u knw, anytin can happen.. the devil loves to take chances... so inorder to prevent such, i plead wit u to drop the idea of her travelin from abj to ikeja to night club wit u.. pls.. these evil menaces need to be curbed first.. thanks
RomanceRe: Why Do Men Cheat?? by krissconnect(m): 7:49pm On Aug 23, 2019
bigmic111:
good man I thank you. but I want to assure you that what you are insinuating was never my intention. if I wanted to do what you are having in mind I would have private chatted her and you won't even read about it here. the fact you are reading about it means for NOW I have no intentions about that. but thanks again for being your sister's keeper.
For now? Meaning u might change ur intentions later? I just dont want u to capitalise on the poor gals weakness and recent heartbreak. Pls she shudnt travel all the way from abj to ikeja to night club wit u.. if u have a good mindset, u shud rebuff dat pls.. u said u have a Madam waiting, why dont u enjoy the fub wit her.. this girl still has a long way to go other than travelling from abj to ikeja just to night club wit u. Cant even advise a 17yrs old to night club talk more of leaving her parents home to a far place to night club wit a man shes never seen before. Thanks for understanding
RomanceRe: Why Do Men Cheat?? by krissconnect(m): 3:40pm On Aug 23, 2019
bigmic111:
mind your business baba and I'm not. Im not forcing her to come anyway.
No sir pls.. shes just 17 and you having the courage of luring or wanting to invite a 17 yrs old to travel from abuja to ikeja for a night party on ur bday is inappropriate.. to claim you just wanna familiarize, for you to even conceive the thought the first time makes you look suspicious. Pls pardon her and dont take advantage of her weakness.. we beg u
RomanceRe: Why Do Men Cheat?? by krissconnect(m): 12:30pm On Aug 23, 2019
bigmic111:
asin the best I ever had! please don't take me down Memory Lane cheesy, the only problem is just your age. may your birthday come speedily, so I can show you how we roll, unless you are not up to it.
Hmmm... ure trying to take this girl from abj to ikeja night club for ur bday? Pls dont take advantage of her emotional weakness.. pls sad
TV/MoviesRe: What Is The Scariest Movie You Have Ever Watched? by krissconnect(m): 3:57pm On Aug 20, 2019
I love this thread a lot
RomanceShort Story Of A Suicide Victim by krissconnect(op): 10:33am On Aug 20, 2019
Mornings suddenly turned into nights, and nights into longer nights and longer nights into depressed ones.
Depression leapt up to me every second like a thief. Hunger beat me with my hands tied behind my back.
Sadness beclouded my thoughts.
Darkness crept through my window every time the sun tried to peep through it.
I was lost each day.

A graduate of Nnamdi Azikiwe University.
I roamed through the streets with the first rays the sun beamed.
I studied every length and breath, searching for job.
I walked uptown to downtown as i watched AM turn to PM.
Yet every door i approached gave me the regular clapback "I'm sorry, we cant hire you".

Tears rolled down my eyes coupled with the beat from the sun which hit me unrepentantly,
I couldnt tell which flooded my face; the tears or the sweats,
I couldnt say which perturbed me most apparently; the trouble of trekking the far distance back to my rented hut or the rhythm of beats hunger was drumming in my stomach.
I couldnt say again.

Then this night, it was just like every other night; lonely, sorrowful, hunger stricken, encroached with sad thoughts...
Except that my heart beat faster tonight,
Except that i had just one particular though occupy my mind rent free,
Except that i had a bottle of sniper lying seductively at the corner of my room.
Except that i couldnt think of any other thing but to quit it all.

The next day, I saw myself in a coffin.
So peaceful and empty of all the worries of life.
I saw people gathered around me.
I saw the same tears rolling down their eyes and little mumbles of regret and sorrow.
I saw Mr Akpan, who refused to attend to my cause when i was breathing.
I saw the friends who deserted me rally around my grave, puffing silent tears and nodding their heads in regret.
I saw Mr Gafe who refused to offer me the menial job, muster to Mrs Gafe, "If i had known, i would have helped him".
I saw Sam who claimed he was too busy to come to my cause when i was alive, mourning and cursing me for not holding on for too longer.
I saw a lot of friends and relatives who never replied to my plea for help donating huge sum of money for my burial ceremony.
I saw the foods i longed for littered all over on my burial ceremony,
I saw the naira notes i terribly needed lying carelessly on the ground as they flew freely from my relatives hands.
If only i could wake up and take them, i wouldnt have died.

I saw them and i cried even though i was dead,
I cried and cried and smiled.
I smiled because its all empty over here,
Because i was free from the torments
Because the sorrowful nights are over,
Because i cant die again.


PS: we tend to care more for the dead morethan we do the living. cry
LiteratureShort Story Of A Suicide Victim by krissconnect(op): 9:55am On Aug 20, 2019
Mornings suddenly turned into nights, and nights into longer nights and longer nights into depressed ones.
Depression leapt up to me every second like a thief. Hunger beat me with my hands tied behind my back.
Sadness beclouded my thoughts.
Darkness crept through my window every time the sun tried to peep through it.
I was lost each day.

A graduate of Nnamdi Azikiwe University.
I roamed through the streets with the first rays the sun beamed.
I studied every length and breath, searching for job.
I walked uptown to downtown as i watched AM turn to PM.
Yet every door i approached gave me the regular clapback "I'm sorry, we cant hire you".

Tears rolled down my eyes coupled with the beat from the sun which hit me unrepentantly,
I couldnt tell which flooded my face; the tears or the sweats,
I couldnt say which perturbed me most apparently; the trouble of trekking the far distance back to my rented hut or the rhythm of beats hunger was drumming in my stomach.
I couldnt say again.

Then this night, it was just like every other night; lonely, sorrowful, hunger stricken, encroached with sad thoughts...
Except that my heart beat faster tonight,
Except that i had just one particular though occupy my mind rent free,
Except that i had a bottle of sniper lying seductively at the corner of my room.
Except that i couldnt think of any other thing but to quit it all.

The next day, I saw myself in a coffin.
So peaceful and empty of all the worries of life.
I saw people gathered around me.
I saw the same tears rolling down their eyes and little mumbles of regret and sorrow.
I saw Mr Akpan, who refused to attend to my cause when i was breathing.
I saw the friends who deserted me rally around my grave, puffing silent tears and nodding their heads in regret.
I saw Mr Gafe who refused to offer me the menial job, muster to Mrs Gafe, "If i had known, i would have helped him".
I saw Sam who claimed he was too busy to come to my cause when i was alive, mourning and cursing me for not holding on for too longer.
I saw a lot of friends and relatives who never replied to my plea for help donating huge sum of money for my burial ceremony.
I saw the foods i longed for littered all over on my burial ceremony,
I saw the naira notes i terribly needed lying carelessly on the ground as they flew freely from my relatives hands.
If only i could wake up and take them, i wouldnt have died.

I saw them and i cried even though i was dead,
I cried and cried and smiled.
I smiled because its all empty over here,
Because i was free from the torments
Because the sorrowful nights are over,
Because i cant die again.


PS: we tend to care more for the dead morethan we do the living. cry
RomanceRe: Man Video Calls Girlfriend While Banging Another Lady, Nigerians React by krissconnect(m): 9:04am On Aug 20, 2019
Fountainofyouth:
And you're praising a fellow man for doing same thing, do you lack rational reasoning or hypocrisy is you?
you wont understand.. this is beyond you
RomanceRe: Man Video Calls Girlfriend While Banging Another Lady, Nigerians React by krissconnect(m): 3:31pm On Aug 19, 2019
Fountainofyouth:
So what is your opinion if it was a girl that did same thing to her boyfriend?
Shes a hoe
RomanceRe: Man Video Calls Girlfriend While Banging Another Lady, Nigerians React by krissconnect(m): 2:31pm On Aug 19, 2019
The guy is a legend. The guy is blessed. More grease to his elbow. I love his guts. Legend, i stan cheesy
FamilyRe: Getting The Best Out Of Your House Helps by krissconnect(m): 11:53am On Jul 02, 2019
Misleading headline.
If you know you cant trust her, why bringing her then in the first place?
BusinessRe: Recommend A Side Hustle For Me by krissconnect(m): 4:43pm On Jun 18, 2019
killemslim:
If you got a trust worthy and understanding friend or family in Canada/US, send them money to get you affordable used cars over there and ship to Nigeria. especially American/Canada used Toyota Cars for a start. you sure will get your buyers when your price is a little lesser than car stand dealers. That's one sure thing i know you won't take any losses for.
this is lofty, not a side hustle
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Government Ministry Vs Managing A Freight Company by krissconnect(m): 5:09pm On Jun 01, 2019
Are u taking total control of the company or you will just be overseeing it's welfare whilst ur uncle is taking the finances? If the later is the case, abeg go for the government job
RomanceRe: How To Know When A Fiancee Is Becoming A Girlfriend by krissconnect(m): 9:28am On May 23, 2019
Sundrus:
so u think say relationship matter no be important issue to discuss about? undecided
Not n issue to waste time and energy on
PoliticsRe: Soyinka Supports Obasanjo On The 'fulanisation' Agenda Of The Buhari Government by krissconnect(m): 9:08am On May 23, 2019
Only a nepotistic fool and bigot will disagree with this
RomanceRe: I love her but I'm scared. Pls help by krissconnect(m): 9:02am On May 23, 2019
What do you really want? Seems you're here to describe and advertise yourself more.
Well, you're just afraid of the unknown. Keep on doing what you're doing with her and forget about what will happen next. If she's gonna get bored tomoro, there's nothing u can do about it. But, don't be a sissy
RomanceRe: How To Know When A Fiancee Is Becoming A Girlfriend by krissconnect(m): 8:58am On May 23, 2019
Please can we use this energy to talk about how to make more money and invest? undecided
PoliticsRe: Election Tribunal Takes Decision On Wike’s Re-election by krissconnect(m): 8:56am On May 23, 2019
APC trying so hard to stay relevant. Stupid, sycophantic, animalistic, jingoistic party undecided

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