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I met my secondary school colleague on FB several years after school. He was my senior tho and we weren't on talking terms. He asked for my number and I gave it to him and we got to chat on whatsapp and bbm. He also called me frequently and we became very attached to each other. I was in my final year in uni and he was working. I got so fond of him and we had so many things in common. He asked me to be his girlfriend and I wasn't cool with the idea cos I was in the east and he was in Lagos. I also didn't know if he was genuine or not. After four months, our friendship grew into love and I accepted to be his girlfriend. I still had fears cos he's still struggling to survive. I wasn't after his money tho. My greatest fear was that he said he wasn't into light skinned ladies which I am. I wanted to cut off but he said my physical qualities didn't matter. He also wasn't my dream guy ( t d h) but I didn't give a damm. After 7 months,we finally met when I came back to Lagos and everything has turned sour. He keeps saying we're still good and he'll see me soon but I have this feeling that he does not like me. I've never suffered any heartbreak from a guy before and I'm so confused. Pls help me out, should I forget about him (which would be difficUlt) or exercise patience and not rush into conclusions?

nnafather:
I heard she has body odour...

Fool

Ode Its a movie I've seen it bfor

craziebone:
don't mind them. These people are just jealous. What you cannot have you hate.

They are very much like those people who blame peadophilia and gayness among priests on compulsary celebacy. These people just don't like the church, pure and simple!

I wrote this cos I almost became a victim of lesbianism in secondary school. I only want PARENTS to be aware of the dangers that their kids could face and how they can manage the situation. This topic isn't for preemie KIDS.
So shut the Bleep up if you've got nothing to say and stop ranting like a tired dog.

Dunsin89:
. Na God go punish you. What has "lalasticlala" got to do with these?

You're mentally unstable

openmine:
Dats the essence of d post by d op...to inform both parents and new students that are unaware of dese forbidden and abnormal acts in our secondary schools...you had a gud upbringing and also had parents dat were proactive..you were also brought up in a decent and healthy environment..but not everyone was dat fortunate like u...Dats y we need posts like dese 2..enuff said

You've got brains dear

Isycutie:
Great Fediben!!!

Feddy schools housed tons of lesbians back in the days Bur I think its calmer now

Estharfabian:
sorry, I don't do dogs..

LMFAO*************

You nailed it babes
You're hilarious
Serves him right tho

Durenttt:
Am an asexual guy

Oh I see

theshield:
How does being lesbian a problem to you or Nigerians? lesbianism or gay is sexual orientation which everybody has right to decide for himself or herself.
AS FOR ME, IM STRAIGHT. I PREFER PVSSY AND I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH OTHER PEOPLE'S CHOICE OF SEXUALITY.

We need to focus more on prosperity instead of things that will take us to dark ages.

Calm down bro
We've heard you
So obvious you're not a parent. So I wasn't referring to you

Durenttt:
Any parent uncomfortable wit it shud go-to hell. I dnt mind marrying a les.

Weird
If you're a lady, then you must be a die hard lesbo.
And if you're a guy, you're fake cos you have a female moniker. Meaning you want to turn into a female and you're not proud of being whom you are.
I hope you shout out to the whole world that you encourage same sex instead of dying in silence and wailing only on nairaland.
No hating o. I'm just saying

Durenttt:
I love lesbians Yummy. Abeg mak una leave matter for mathias abeg, they're exploring each oda's body

Would you still make that kinda statement if your little daughter comes back from school as a lesbian?
Nigerians sef
If you are comf with it , most people aren't .
Some parents don't even have a clue about what their kids go through

Estharfabian:
LoL...Nah!

U Ain't pissing me off...I just stated A Point,
No Hard feelings...

PS---Most Aren't Dykes...Just A few that got the "Homosexuality" gene..

Ok
Point taken

[quote author=pinceprinz post=40134545]^_^ Funniest thread ever! it's even coming from a friend? he Hehehe! this one nag repentant lesbo no doubt [/quote
No offene but***

Do I know you?

MrsPhyno:
Meh. Its not thaat bad. Just part of life u need to learn how to handle it. Still gonna send my kids to boarding school.

Omg OP, tuck shops shouldn't sell candles because girls can what? Chei! That's just being ridiculous

I'm not discouraging you
You should be careful tho

Spikkylee:
I remeba wen Candle break inside one of dem Pucci na operation save am...Op didn't include Cucumber..Yeye

were cucumbers sold in your secondary school?

Estharfabian:
Lesbianism! Gayism!! Blah! blah! blah!

Y'all Should just mind Your business...


BtW...I Attended A Boarding school and I'm Strictly straightly straight......

Well. I didn't say all girls from boarding houses are dykes. Most are tho
And stop talking as if I'm lying or pissing you off

Estharfabian:
Lesbianism! Gayism!! Blah! blah! blah!

Y'all Should just mind Your business...


BtW...I Attended A Boarding school and I'm Strictly straightly straight......

Well. I didn't say all girls from boarding houses are dykes. Most are tho

greatnaija01:
ITS A SPIRITUAL ATTACK, HOW ARE YOUR DREAMS AND ARE YOU PRAYERFUL..... I KNOW HOW IT IS COS IT LOOKS LIKE YOU ARE PREGNANT WHEN YOU ARE NOT, ANYWAY.... GO TO CHURCH

Thank you. Fanatic

I am slim and I've recently developed a bloated and strong stomach. I tried exercising to get rid of it but I usually have a tight schedule in the morning. I also experience pain sometimes. Its really embarrassing cos I am not fat so my tummy is supposed to be flat and soft.
It has a ball like shape above my abdomen. What can I do to get rid of it

***** it's my Sis tho. But I'm worried about her****

Lalalisticala

Boarding Schools And Lesbianism
It has been observed that most girls in Nigerian secondary schools, especially those that live in dormitories indulge in the dirty act called lesbianism. Parents do not have any clue about what their kids are into. Schools especially those for girls only breeds female homosexuals. They engage in school mother- daughter relationships and establish a bond. They also exchange gifts like teddy bears, cards, make up accessories, jewellery etc during events like valentines day and birthdays. They exchange visits and sleep over at each other's hostels and they usually wake up in the middle of the night to have sex. Most girls, especially the freshers are usually forced into the act. They are threatened and punished severely if they refuse to be lured into the act, which makes them live miserably in their dormitories. They are usually too afraid to speak up to their teachers, guardians or their boarding house mistresses for fear of being punished. Students into lesbianism are usually beautiful and they hunt for beautiful partners to show off what they have.
Some girls are usually lucky to stop the act after awhile while others live as lesbians or bisexuals all their lives.
Parents and guardians should try to enlighten their kids/ wards about the dangers of same sex and they should always encourage their daughters to stick to their beliefs despite the challenges they would encounter from their lesbian school mates.
Schools should be vigilant and maintain a strict discipline of non- lesbianism, therefore, anyone caught should be expelled.
Tuck shops should also not sell things that could be used by girls to thrust into their private parts like candles, fishrolls etc
Schools should also observe their lights out and also ensure that every girl is on her bed. The G and C section of the school should also be active.

I think you should be banned You have mental issues Onye Ara Ahiaeke

searching4loove:
[size=14pt] ALL I SEE IS A SHAMELESS OLD WOMAN WHO HIDES UNDER THE PROFESSION OF AN ACTRESS TO FUCCK POLITICIANS FOR MONEY AND MATERIAL GAINS WITHOUT REALIZING AGE AND MENOPAUSE WILL SOON CATCH UP WITH HER FAKE LIFE SHAME [/size]

your signature says it all

Chinachriss:
Not true. Check well.

Well. I do know her Do you? Her maternal village is mbaise

Chinachriss:
Ada Mbaise! Truly, Imo girls rock. Imo unu anwuchula o! Mbano representer!

She's from Ngwa Her mum's mbaise

Drchristian:
igbo ladies love yoruba men to death
ask me why it took tonto dike long time to marry? why genive us single?
why cossy orjiofor is single?
why Africandy is single?
and many more Igbo women. is bcus they look up 2 yoruba men.
it seems yoruba men are on top of d dating game in Nigeria.

Big lie ma'am. Only hoes get married to em Besides, isn't afrocandy a softcore porn actress?

nicerichard05:
[size=20pt]just one year and una pikin don big like this < that mean u Phuck am before una marry and u even give am nine months assignment. lol

anyway its non of my business, what else can i say but to say a very big congratulations to you two. [/size]

You don't sound sane.
You need help

femzysticks:
My dad and my mum were watching one American movie yesterday evening, when I heard the sound from the movie, I decided to join them, as we were watching the movie, a young boy like my age started romancing his madam's sister, they kissed and when the guy's hand crossed the girl’s private part, I looked straight into my dad’s eyes and I noticed that his eyes has changed, then all my attention went straight to the video. They were still kissing, when they both fell into the chair close to them I knew something was about to happen and the guy was about to open the girl's bra . . .when MY DADDY looked at me with hard eyes and shouted with a loud voice “Praiz, have you iron the car”??

Ma Ribs are crackin. LMFAO

Cutehector:
Chei after dey will marry for money..

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Cutehector:
Chei after dey will marry for money..

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Cutehector:
Chei after dey will marry for money..

Lol. Funny signature
Truth they say is bit'er

Mr Onwuzurike of Fggc Umuahia. The most dreadful and wicked labour master ever.
************************************he would not punish you if you tell him that you are on your period.

That was my saving grace. He noticed it and nicknamed me the woman with the issue of blood. everyone started giving period excuses until he got to know that we've tricked him all the while. So when we came up with our excuse, he'd slap us and he'd always say " I don't care if your mother and your ancestors are vomittin blood. Will you go to SSC3 toilet with your hoe and broom and pack every shit you see on the floor? IDIOT.
Lol. Secondary school sha. I met him in my final year in uni and he was a part time student in 200 level. He had a termpaper to do and I rendered him assistance