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mirexxx:
am fyn u?

mirexxx:
nyc1 op

kristina1:
Tah!!

Anyone who takes online comments seriously need prayers

Elizabethoni:
For ur info,Mass Communication is not just about newspaper and magazine; it iS broad...we have advertising,Public relations,journalism,Integrated Marketing Communication ,Book Publishing under mass comm...these fiels are very lucrative...I don't understand why this topic is on Frontpage when ur so ignorant and typing jargons...

Unibenstudent:
yep..that's how to be a boss.the truth is that everybody wants a diamond but not everyone will get that diamond.

Unibenstudent:
allow experience make them wise,don't lash out on naïve juvenile ladies always.

Unibenstudent:
Ok but kristein u know you are attracting ban to urself sha?

Unibenstudent:
how can u start something and start calling on moderators?

VickyyB:
K.

Stop stalking me, you hear?
Farano, Pasqal09, Rocktation

apparentlylaw:
Kristien U be werey

VickyyB:
I reject guys like you in Jesus name.

I'll rather remain single.

assfreaky:
No mind am. She think sey opolo eyes na open eyes. She come open eyes like ayamatanga.

Mzflexydeeva:
Over the years I have heard this a lot and I have tried to understand the situation. The truth is, no lady likes a stereotype guy.


It is so common to find guys getting the monosyllabic response over instant messages because they always say the wrong things.
Before you attack to bite let me finish.


It is no longer news that we meet more people online today than we meet in person. A Lot of guys call it "forming" for others it's just "annoying attitude by ladies" but I say, know what to say and you can get the best out of a conversation.





How would you expect a lady you are chatting with to take you serious when the 1st time u chat her up all you can say is:



1. Who is dis That's a no no......
I know you'll say a lot of ladies do that but it's a no no for a guy for Christ sake she isn't going to wanna listen to you. If she's not giving out her name, don't take it the hard way. Some ladies prefer to be anonymous till they feel comfortable so just give it time.

2. Don't start up a conversation by asking " what do you do".
For heaven's sake, you wanna make friends not a business partner.

3. You only just met her online and you are already asking what are parents do for a living haba now......

4. If you want her to totally loose interest please ask what her best food is or her hubby.... menh that's so 19th century.


5. If you are interested in her beyond friendship please never ask " what kindda guys she likes"
That's a signal for "complex"




There are lots of reasons ladies pay little or no attention to a guy the first time they chat but for the sake of a healthy conversation it's better to go with the flow. The first conversation should not always be an interview trust me lots of ladies hate that.





Best form of conversation:
Boy: hey what's up?
Girl: who are you?

Boy: got your number/ pin from......
Girl: k.... what do you want?


Boy: just wanna be friends if you don't mind..
Girl: K

Boy: my name is...... how are you doing and how is your day turning out? hope you are not busy and can chat...



No girl will ever turn down such polite approach as against the typical.....

Boy: hi
Girl: hi
Boy: can I meet you?
What do you do for a living?
Where are you based?......

apparentlylaw:
See d scope here
Boy : hy
Girl : Hello

Boy : Want u too be my girlfriend and I transfer 1million USD to ya acct now
Girl: aww datz xo sweet ..I Love You

Moral Lesson : #Owo ni koko

assfreaky:
But you no hot na. All you these average girls self go come here dey form Kim K. Na thunder go fire that your flat yansh for you. In short, thunder fire your right yansh too.

VickyyB:
Ugly guys are consoling themselves.

Bleshh:
WETN I WAN USE UR WATER DO?

UNA NO GET PEAK MILK FOR HOUSE?

••••••••••

well as a sharp guy, i go try knack 1000 punnani's (my grandpa - SOLOMON -did it!! Am just walking in his footstep ) and then, the remaining 999,000 punnani left, i go just dey look them for pleasure or better still, turn P.I.M.P!

Bleshh:
*faints*

GIMME 1,000,000 Punnani instead!!

hapiness44:
I had this very funny friend in uni then,he told me he wore suit to church that sunday, and I dared him to wear the suit to class on a tuesday..Lo! And behold! He wore a suit to 'faculty' a very busy place in the university of benin,students were looking at him like he was one crazy dude,he walked up to me and I started laughing so hard.that singular act made me fall in love with him!.. If you want to make me trip for you, just make me laugh,it works everytime

Bleshh:
ALL THIS NA TRASH JARE !!


IF U WANT YOUR LADY TO SMILE & FALL FOR U, GIVE HER YOUR ATM CARD AND TELL HER TO WITHDRAW FROM IT TILL THE CARD DEY BRING OUT FLAME !!!


WALAI, IF SHE NO FALL FOR U , CALL ME BASTARD

kristina1:
Exactly!!
But some gals wl date them for money sha

alberto2k:
All kinds of it

alberto2k:
How about being handsomeness and having the right dressing sense + intelligence + others as mentioned by you?

Unibenstudent:
This guys above me na baba Dem be for woman matter.

Drdaps:
Op I shabi that guy well and him neva tell say him need girlfriend. Is that guy a girl

Drdaps:
Op I shabi that guy well and him neva tell say him need girlfriend. Is that guy a girl

VickyyB:
Whose attention exactly?

Hiprocrates? You mean hypocrite?

Ayo081:
c her teeth

VickyyB:
You wish!

VickyyB:
The question should be "Will she accept to marry you"?
All these broke äss ugly boys feeling funky.