mirexxx:
am fyn u?

am just looking kin-kin.

i saw your comment where you said you are an accountancy student

mirexxx:
nyc1 op

how are you mirexxx?

kristina1:

Tah!!

Anyone who takes online comments seriously need prayers

Elizabethoni:


For ur info,Mass Communication is not just about newspaper and magazine; it iS broad...we have advertising,Public relations,journalism,Integrated Marketing Communication ,Book Publishing under mass comm...these fiels are very lucrative...I don't understand why this topic is on Frontpage when ur so ignorant and typing jargons...

eyah! sorry if i have offended you in mentioning your course in the aforemention

no harm intended..but is obvious to everybody in labour market and your just year crying for discipline victimization

[quote author=VickyyB post=29609157]
They shuld warn him.

Unibenstudent:
yep..that's how to be a boss.the truth is that everybody wants a diamond but not everyone will get that diamond.

and even the sink one too want diamond

in btw,it is all well sha

Unibenstudent:
allow experience make them wise,don't lash out on naïve juvenile ladies always.

aiii boss

Unibenstudent:
Ok but kristein u know you are attracting ban to urself sha?

not that bro! some ladies are just so dumb and naive

Unibenstudent:
how can u start something and start calling on moderators?

dont mind her jhoo!

she s feeling inferior and the only opportunity left is for her to call the moderators nd she started it in the 1st place

VickyyB:

K.

Stop stalking me, you hear?
Farano, Pasqal09, Rocktation

me? stalk you?
i'll rather be stalking omo iya alata for ma side than u

you don't know i hav been so mean to you since?

apparentlylaw:
Kristien U be werey

you wish

VickyyB:

I reject guys like you in Jesus name.

I'll rather remain single.

me ayaf reject u already since 19bc...u want make my mother ask me wia i get shrine as my gf?

assfreaky:


No mind am. She think sey opolo eyes na open eyes. She come open eyes like ayamatanga.

dat her opolo eyes + marykay wey she dey pour for face cm make her resemble my great-grand-father oracle wey dey hen back yard

Mzflexydeeva:
Over the years I have heard this a lot and I have tried to understand the situation. The truth is, no lady likes a stereotype guy.


It is so common to find guys getting the monosyllabic response over instant messages because they always say the wrong things.
Before you attack to bite let me finish.


It is no longer news that we meet more people online today than we meet in person. A Lot of guys call it "forming" for others it's just "annoying attitude by ladies" but I say, know what to say and you can get the best out of a conversation.





How would you expect a lady you are chatting with to take you serious when the 1st time u chat her up all you can say is:



1. Who is dis That's a no no......
I know you'll say a lot of ladies do that but it's a no no for a guy for Christ sake she isn't going to wanna listen to you. If she's not giving out her name, don't take it the hard way. Some ladies prefer to be anonymous till they feel comfortable so just give it time.

2. Don't start up a conversation by asking " what do you do".
For heaven's sake, you wanna make friends not a business partner.

3. You only just met her online and you are already asking what are parents do for a living haba now......

4. If you want her to totally loose interest please ask what her best food is or her hubby.... menh that's so 19th century.


5. If you are interested in her beyond friendship please never ask " what kindda guys she likes"
That's a signal for "complex"




There are lots of reasons ladies pay little or no attention to a guy the first time they chat but for the sake of a healthy conversation it's better to go with the flow. The first conversation should not always be an interview trust me lots of ladies hate that.





Best form of conversation:
Boy: hey what's up?
Girl: who are you?

Boy: got your number/ pin from......
Girl: k.... what do you want?


Boy: just wanna be friends if you don't mind..
Girl: K

Boy: my name is...... how are you doing and how is your day turning out? hope you are not busy and can chat...



No girl will ever turn down such polite approach as against the typical.....

Boy: hi
Girl: hi
Boy: can I meet you?
What do you do for a living?
Where are you based?......

i left you an email ma'm

apparentlylaw:
See d scope here
Boy : hy
Girl : Hello

Boy : Want u too be my girlfriend and I transfer 1million USD to ya acct now
Girl: aww datz xo sweet ..I Love You

Moral Lesson : #Owo ni koko

oga shey na scope wey u use hold ur recent model babe b dat?

remember,dieriz God o

assfreaky:


But you no hot na. All you these average girls self go come here dey form Kim K. Na thunder go fire that your flat yansh for you. In short, thunder fire your right yansh too.

you sef dey c werrin i dey c...she no fyn but wnt handsome guy like me! smh

VickyyB:
Ugly guys are consoling themselves.

i really smell you wanting handsome dude like me

in btw,do you think your pretty?

Bleshh:
WETN I WAN USE UR WATER DO?

UNA NO GET PEAK MILK FOR HOUSE?

••••••••••

well as a sharp guy, i go try knack 1000 punnani's (my grandpa - SOLOMON -did it!! Am just walking in his footstep ) and then, the remaining 999,000 punnani left, i go just dey look them for pleasure or better still, turn P.I.M.P!

we no get peak milk sir,na the urine particles wey remain for our backyard i wan take wash u up..it s so effective

btw,1,000 punnani na death too..or shey u mean 1000 per day?

Bleshh:
*faints*

GIMME 1,000,000 Punnani instead!!

*sprinkle water on him*

now that you are awake,how can you able to handle 1,000,000 punnani? u wan die for ur tender age?

hapiness44:
I had this very funny friend in uni then,he told me he wore suit to church that sunday, and I dared him to wear the suit to class on a tuesday..Lo! And behold! He wore a suit to 'faculty' a very busy place in the university of benin,students were looking at him like he was one crazy dude,he walked up to me and I started laughing so hard.that singular act made me fall in love with him!.. If you want to make me trip for you, just make me laugh,it works everytime

no wonder your name is happiness

Bleshh:
ALL THIS NA TRASH JARE !!


IF U WANT YOUR LADY TO SMILE & FALL FOR U, GIVE HER YOUR ATM CARD AND TELL HER TO WITHDRAW FROM IT TILL THE CARD DEY BRING OUT FLAME !!!


WALAI, IF SHE NO FALL FOR U , CALL ME BASTARD

nna ehn! i wan give u one million likes but i find out that it can never be upto that million xcept i write it myself..

oya take am 1,000,000 likes for you!

kristina1:

Exactly!!
But some gals wl date them for money sha

like you

alberto2k:


All kinds of it

good

alberto2k:


How about being handsomeness and having the right dressing sense + intelligence + others as mentioned by you?

and wah kinda intelligence are u talking about?

do u mean academics intelligence or wah?

Unibenstudent:
This guys above me na baba Dem be for woman matter.

i dey tell u..make em keep on dey coach us

una ndewo oh

Drdaps:
Op I shabi that guy well and him neva tell say him need girlfriend. Is that guy a girl

lolzzz! she is a girl dude

Drdaps:
Op I shabi that guy well and him neva tell say him need girlfriend. Is that guy a girl

lolzzz! she is a girl dude

VickyyB:

Whose attention exactly?

Hiprocrates? You mean hypocrite?

yh..it was cause from my typo

and stop seeking for my attention because am not interested

Ayo081:
c her teeth

asin ehn! it pisses me off

some girls forming this days are not entertaining at al

VickyyB:

You wish!

not i wish,i know!

c'mon stop being hiprocates

VickyyB:
The question should be "Will she accept to marry you"?
All these broke äss ugly boys feeling funky.

attention seeker >: