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dorlapoh20:
sorry i don't pm guys

why??

i am not guys,"i am guy"!

Janeify:
Cool

this your name is confusing

are you genevive or janeify?? .

dayo23:
chemical engineering? Hahahahaha.... where is the job at oil companies? Beside mechanical and electrical/computer engineering are the best field in engineering

sidon dier..chemical is more lucrative than the rest of engineering bro!!

dorlapoh20:
wait lemme check ur profile first

lolzzz!

waiting...

dorlapoh20:
thanks

dont mention..

would you like to pm me any of your contact details?? watsapp,bbm e.t.c

dorlapoh20:
ya funny

hmmn! ok,i was just hailing you..your damn hot!

dorlapoh20:
five seconds ago

so your really this badt

you meant your under the process of banging by your foaming bf and your nairalanding??girl u b badt girl o! ..dont tell me that guy on top you is not satisying you

dorlapoh20:
whatever

remember diariz God o!

it's gona be a secrete btw you and i..whisper to my ears the last day you've done it

dorlapoh20:
sure guy i like sincere guys.

sure

but i hate girls that tells lie alot,people like you that is denying sex

tosyne2much:
The man of God has always been a gud guy

but your own man of God is terribly badt. .

or dont you know God is watching you in 3D

dorlapoh20:
purple light! !! what's ya own for this issue wey dey ground. Are u a v too

actually am not 1 of the hypocrates that deny their life style here on nL..me go tell u direct:i am not a V! ..infact,i am curiously expecting a chick by 4pm today

tosyne2much:
search for it on google

Btw, are you tryna tell me you haven't noticed the duration of the first round ?

you are pretending not to be a badt guy

dorlapoh20:
hmmnmmmmmm ur wife will be lucky

green light,huh?

c wetin diz guys turn my thread to

Janeify:
correct

lol,this guy sef.

Who is punishing who?
Guys complain alot

do i hear you say complain??..don't tell me you girls childish behaviour doesn't look obvious to you!

Janeify:
Lol.

I'm stating the obvious in defense of the ladies.
It seems you guys want tofrustrate some girls
Everywhere girls,yet you can't do without them
Tell me I'm lying

and that's the more reason why you have to be punishing us in a weird way bcoz you all knw we cnt do without you girls

aristocrazzy:
Girls get problem, but a real woman doesn't act that way.

i dey tell u broda! they won't speak up now because they all know they are guilty of all

TrishaP:
Ewu

anu npuma

tosyne2much:
What a female bashing thread

exactly as girls have been bashing us in real life

vizkiz:
girls want a guy they can control...a guy they will tell "go" and he goes
"Come" and he comes...

Dear guys, please don't let a woman press your mumu button

hmmn! bt dats not an excuse for using us as a doll..to my own believe i think girls don't actually know what they want

* when you gave her money she calls you mugu,if you don't she calls you stingy man

* when you show too much caring she says you are needy and if you don't she will say you are not caring

* when you ask for sex she says you are after her body and if you don't she calls you a weak man

* when you dress and looks so much attractive she calls you a player and if you don't she will call you a dirty man

* if you are being hard and tough on her she says you
are aggresive and sadist and if your not she calls you mr nice guy

* if your a quite type she says your too boring and if your not she calls you nuisance and fool

* if you are too tall(6ft above)she complains your too tall and if your short she says she is allergic to short men

i mean what do you girls really want??..why are you not specific at all??..

i have a friend who said"his 1st girl friend broke up with him because he was demanding for sex!"
his 2nd girl friend also break up with him because he was not demaning for sex!

Evina:
Shut up! You silly boy.
I just looked at your profile and realised I have been making a fool of myself indulging you. Rat like you. When I obtained my first degree, you were still a lost sp.erm looking for an egg to fertilize.

I don't blame you. So because you have little change from the money you used to run errands and so can afford airtime to browse, you feel you can converse stupidly with anyone.

I won't indulge you anymore.
Anuofia!

hehehe!

like i said before"i am still a boy"..but more intellects and handsome than your so-called old cargo husband(baba 70)

let me hint you on something.:i love my life..do i just said love?? infact am romancing my life

i know where i will be in the next 5years,unlike you sleeping away your life+dreaming day and night for dangote son to come propose to you so that you will dump your innocent broke husband for him..

this thread i made is specifically for you..life is not hard dear..embrace your husband and stop looking for millionaires which are rare. 2015 is around the corner..
you are just ..
#anu npuma

Evina:
Hahahahaha.
Look at this boy with no future ambition feeling fly. How old are you? Being young is no excuse for being stu.pid. I could barely understand your post. Surely, you can't be this shallow.

See how you are so glad to put your shallowness on exhibition attacking every female that tells you the truth. Is life that hard and frustrating for you?

The first display of your inability to utilize your brain was the non correlation between your topic and your post.

Boy in as much as I have zero tolerance for stup.idity, I will still advice you to start thinking about your future NOW! It is too late in the year to remain stu.pid.

i have told you never to quote me again..

aint you tired of all this your clumsy mentality of yours making it aparrent even on social network?? .

yes!i am still in my teenage age..but my mentality is obviously quite dexterity which have brought alot of reputable wonders in all areas of my life..and not your so-called old woman seeking for attention without even adding a pinch of manners in her statement..and she want rich dude..i pity your future husband..

and for your statement"attacking every females that tells me the truth",what do you take me for??.a womanliness or woman wrapper?…hell,no! i got alot of important thing to the with my life than to come here and pet smellous like you..

if you have the confident,you can boastfully mention the school you attend then i will decipher from there…because i see awkwardness in your life...gush!

Evina:

What can you see?
I can't even advice your kind to go get rich because you type like someone who is too dense to figure how to.

So my advice to you? Get educated.
You desperately need it.
I can only hope that you can afford it, at least high school

lolzzz..sorry to burst your bubble!

your typing and creation of words are dense,i don't reply your type,because have got a lot of comments and mentions to reply...

you get educated yourself..am sure your still in high school because your mentality shows it all..being consistently regular on nairaland without searching out for your talent is dangerous to your health..

many girls whom share the same mentality with yours are in their tailoring working shop making tons of money on their daily bases,and you are here searchhing all round for yahoo boys and big men to marry a LovePeddler like you.."mmm..#i spit..you look disgusting and saintless...

you are just useless as p is useless in the word psalm..get a life and don't allow your parents to regret ever having you as a child..

i think am done with you for now..am so busy to reply useless quote from an illiterate like you.

#domented pathetic miserable person..

jingh:
what is d title of the nollywood movie

girls with too much love of money [

TrishaP:
I still don't get your insinuations.. Are you trying to say All men turn girls into money?..And that's what makes them different from boys?

na dem b dis..em plenty like kilode

Evina:

I'm not even going to pretend that I understood your post. However, I find it hilarious.

LOL. Laughing at a joke I don't get.

But instead of whining about ladies going after rich men, why don't you get rich too? Or is riches the exclusive rights of 90 year olds?

and this are the girls am talking about..

btw:how much have you make yourself?? ..or is riches only restricted to boys..i see you were raise in a very pathetic and poor background,if not so,u won't lay more emphasis on riches...get rich yoirself

jingh:
what is d title of the nollywood movie

you can call it wah ever u wish..bt it's a true lyf story

i am creating this thread for you girls that prefer hanging out with man in leau of we boys...

this recently happen in one of the big city in nigeria,and it has been going viral the internets..

there is this old man,i repeat again"old man"that took his new crush to a club..according to my analysis,this man will be around 90years of age..

after they reach the club,the baba said"babe go dance make i watch you nahh",immediately the babe started rocking with good dance step as the baba was watching and telling people around him that"that na ma babe rocking o"..then after their dance and flex thins..the man took the babe inside the hotel room..when they enter,you girls know that old men are caring nahh,infact they are more caring than us boys..

this man offered the young lady about 20years or so a towel to shower with it..after this young girl is through with her bath and make use of the towel,with an immediate effect she turns to 20,000pounds(you know how much is that in naira nahh).and that was the end of this young lady...

you see,this type of girls are many and numerous in this nairaland..you will call us all sort of name,by calling us broke ass nigga..and many of us here are ready to spend enternity with you,but you will turn us down and go for rich old men whom will eventually use you for money ritual..

i say,girls be wise..and don't allow this love of money to spoilt your life,remember a rich man today can turn to a borrower tomorrow,while a poor man today can aswell turn to rich big dude tomorrow(no condition is permanent)patience and self reliance is the key..love matters alot....

well,this are my experience of the difference between boys and men..2015 is around the corner shine your eyes!

#Nufsaid...

ROZZAYY:
Ur plan na to blind me abi.

lolzz..you ask for tips n i give you one

ROZZAYY:
Dats y I asked for tips on how to upload pics using nokia torch.

but u sabi use am nairaland but no sabi snap with am?
..ok!seems i now know the kinda nokia torch your using..this are the simple tips:..just on your nokia torch,then trace is to the direction of your both eyes with your eyes wide open,aim higher into your eyes for the duration of 30min and watch out for the result...e go fyn baje

SwTeee:
no I'm from costa rica but school in france

nice one ...

well,am in capachan right nw chatting