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Idowuogbo: U again?

It wasn't me!

haha...ur twin lalaosky shey?

Idowuogbo: Dude, relax and worry not! D main tin here is... u have a JOB. My main concern would be if u were jobless and u lied about having a job,den dat might be a little tricky.She is your wife,talk to her, explain your concerns and reasons for withholding such info.If minor issues are allowed to dominate, d big stuff will go unnoticed.Deal wiv it now! Don't wait any longer! D guilt will only eat deeper! B brave! Good luck....

badosky in ha gd element..i second u..gd advice.lol.

plsss o,gd hearted pple help us state d average price of d cars in cotonu tht r used in nigeri.
Nissan
toyota
honda
VW
lincoln
lexus
e.t.c

i'll b very grateful.

[quote author=hotstuff_bea]whethr or not he cant hold on to somthing..is not my concern..thatshs problem...im skinnyand i love it!!!...plus my mums could pass for my senior sis...[/quote]ur mum...ur sis..r u sewios?i lov tht..bt gve ur boyfrnd smetin 2 hold on2 sha.hw i wish i could tel u abt a girl i knw..
Wait o..u slip wel so?

Idowuogbo: see dis wan! u just dey come wen i don evaporate give am? if u see as i use iron press hin nuts hen!

na me na! u no trust? Emi Badosky mo bedt gan!

see u!!!4 NL5 abi?or in ur swit drims!

Leav tht guy make im dey drim bad drim dey go.

Idowuogbo: awwh... dats sweet.. thanks!

I was born dis way bebe!

a free spirited being!nt bad..bt i gues u've got limits sha.

[quote author=Mynd_44]this is gonna be interesting[/quote]u go wait til u grow green beards...

Idowuogbo: awwwh.... u fear?
na swagga i swaggs u jare! shakara oloje ni o!

haba!*smh*fear ke!cntainin u aint a problem!
Bsides,u got a tite n rear humour!

Idowuogbo: Bck to topic....

As everybody dey drop dier own letter, i don summon courage write my own o!

Here we go.....

Dear Donatus,

I am writing this letter to you bcus....my heart dey hierarchy as i read how u b dey prophecy ur love to dat woman wey town dey call Mrs blokos.Reading all d gbege has me suffused with emotional narcolepsy. In fact, I find myself oscillating btw the umbra and penumbra of disabling catalepsy! how could u Donatus?how could u display so much narcissistic & flamboyant hedonism on the part of the malevolent & myopic pepper-souping ragamuffins is capable of encumbe... u no my love for u is fuji, y are u ringing in nascent democracy with insidious, repercussive & cataclysmic exigencies! y Donatus? y? Bebe! my arteries are fighting gidigbo due to d daggaring u have caused my left intestine.Donatus, u no i can swim with crocodiles to proof my love for u! come bck to me ewu langata so i can screw ur oblangata bck to alanta whia our gidigbam love started.

Urs surely

Obianuju!

oboy!...ths na chambers dictnary..nice one.

Oya donatus,reply sharp sharp or else i wil mesmerize ur encephalon through experimental invasive surgery...reply if u dnt want one hemispherectomic session..
Gbam!

Idowuogbo: u starting to get on nerves

zip it b4 i get rude.

my dear,nt on me..k.am nt down wth tht,u cn chek ma post..k...lets just cntinue as respnsible adult..badoskyyy.

lalaosky: i paid her in kynd...na her abunna hear ram!...but truly am not badosky jor...am a guy...check my model 6pack pic on my profile naw

say u no fit go find any pics online ni?*smh*...same ni!

Idowuogbo: For d last time!!!!!!

he bought d last 3 letters 'osky'

na franchising ooooo

2 different people...

Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!

n hw much did he pay u?

badosky
u r one hel of a clown!lalaosky...idowu a.k.a badosky.al na same noni.

[quote author=Stella_Bella]Pls. Pls which snake are u talking about...
This is my romeo..
No snake shall come close, by or behind him
Just saying [/quote]haba stela u don stil am frm badosky o...batleground

Tyche: like?

necesary n imptnt tins...my dear,cnt mentn them hear o.

[quote author=hotstuff_bea]skinny. is the word....tnx.[/quote]buh nt 2 skiny 2 d xtent tht he'll av notin 2 hold on 2.!*winks*..bsides u shld b in bed by nau uh?

lov 2 get marid sooner..n see my kids.realy lov 2 hold my kids..buh nid 2 put smetins in oda sha.

[quote author=hotstuff_bea]naaa,, thereis no fat peerson in all of my family...if it. was by eating, my sis md. of transprt shouldbe a crane...lol.[/quote]oboy!u got me lafing there.wel lucky u!nice pics by d way...lanky indid.

[quote author=hotstuff_bea]errr,,, i do all that, i dont exactly exrcise,, and im as skiinny as they come... it has to do with genes tooo...[/quote]hmmmm...buh naturaly it could cme..k.no chop 2 much..n whn u drop one u go knw hw fa.
4 me,my mum n dad r a bit bulky...buh am lanky.

lalaosky: i tell ya...her full name will prolly stella kpeckus blokus bella...lmdo

lol..lalosky hpe say u wan liv long?u dey tranga wth stela blokos n badosky!i pity u.u blokos go diflate ni!

Alfoasegh: Great post but mostly applicable to boyfriend-girlfriend relationships (not marriages) as rightly pointed out by someone earlier.
As for those who think it's easier said than done, I agree it's quite difficult but it's definitely achievable.
I was in a relationship for over 2 yrs where I was so carried away that I practically became my parners father financially although I blamed myself for trying to live up to her expectations then. When I looked at myself, I became a shadow of my old self, going from positive to zero in my bank a/cs and then into -ve with major projects stalled here & there. The only project that was vibrant was meeting the whims & caprices of the lady in question. Then I realized she was making more withdarwals than deposit (actually no meaningful deposits at all if you ask me) into the relationship & into my life. Some of the deposits she flaunted then (honesty & faithfulness) were both faulted eventually as she was caught red-handed in some undeniable bouts of infidelity. The last straw that broke the camel's back was my finding out that she wasn't even an under-graduate after paying school fees, hand-outs, accomodation, general maintenance & upkeep for two good sessions, thinking I had finally found the proverbial missing part of my rib. Anyway, we eventually parted ways but it wasn't easy for me. After severe emotional stress spanning over 1 year, I eventually was able stay on my own without this very strong urge to always call, text or be with her. But I must confess it wasn't easy at all.

my broda,dnt u eva make d mistake of getin in2 tht kind of rlatnshp again..like u ritely said, u no b ha father.guys fail to undstnd tht u cn nt run a rltnshp like tht..she wil end up lovin ur money n not u...

@op-its nt easy.but realy i went tru these stages..i did almost al wht u posted...bt my broda it wasnttttt easyyyy...especialy when d lov involvd ws damnnnn strong.funy enof,while pikin pieces of my hat d madam startd caling.temptin u may say...bt no vacancy!...even while am single.