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Family / Re: Who Comes First: Your Mum Or Your Wife? by kristos(m): 3:38pm On Sep 14, 2009
i don't care what anybody says, my wife and my mum each has a special place but if i have to decide, mama first, i am sorry honey.
Politics / Re: Pastor Adeboye Prays At UN Headquarters by kristos(m): 3:14pm On Sep 14, 2009
@ ekwerre

Were you born this stupid or did you have to work at it? why are you getting a hard on when the GOAT name is mentioned.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Football League 2009/2010 by kristos(m): 4:05pm On Sep 11, 2009
you guys should watch out for yugos FC in week 5
Sports / Re: South Africa's 800m Gold Medal Favourite Accuse Of Being A Man Before Race (Pic) by kristos(m): 3:47pm On Sep 11, 2009
The Telegraph report said tests had found Semenya had no womb or ovaries, but that she had internal testes, the male sexual organs which produce testosterone, and her levels of the hormone were three times that of a 'normal' female. no wonder she left the other contestants licking dust.
Politics / Re: Rep Slaps Security Man At National Assembly by kristos(m): 9:12am On Sep 11, 2009
i have sent the buffoon a mail. goddamn rep feeling like he is all that. the security guard should sue his assaulting ass.
Sports / Re: It's The Fault Of The Fans We Lost: Joseph Yobo by kristos(m): 8:52am On Sep 09, 2009
to those doubting the veracity of the OP, i heard it clearly, he said that they lost because the fans wanted them to entertain, so they played to the gallery. Though he apportioned some blame to himself and his teammates but i did not suffer to get into the stadium to watch them entertain, all the fans wanted was a maximum three points.
Maybe the police should have allowed us to get our hands on one or two of them, we would have taught them a thing or two about entertaining 150 million Nigerians. I even heard that d**khead Amodu saying that they were destined to draw the match. angry angry angry.
Religion / Re: The truth your pastor would not tell you about tithes by kristos(m): 1:06pm On Sep 08, 2009
my two cents:

Giving is encouraged as christains for the propagation of God's work and i give regularly, but i draw a line when some dude with good oratorial skills climbs the pulpit and tell me that if i don't pay my tithes, i am cursed. Christains can decide to be giving 1%,10%, 20% etc. of their income, i have no problem with that, but saying that it is a prerequisite for God's blessing is a complete fallacy. The pastors put unnecessary burdens on thier members making them give to God, not out of worship but out of keeping a nonexistent law. I give when i can but nobody is gonna say anything to make me part with 10% of my income every week/month. To those who think that they suffer misfortune cos they did not pay their tithes. YOU ARE SO DELUDED.
Culture / Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by kristos(m): 1:01pm On Aug 31, 2009
kponkinati to all agbalagbas in illya du wireless: we shall see our gret-grand children in comradium.

to all animales vibrating: see terrible caution cos the head of an agbalagba is too wawastic for child's play.

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Politics / Re: Cecilia Ibru Is Not An Ordinary Nigerian - Lawyer by kristos(m): 5:17pm On Aug 26, 2009
becoomrich:

i real do not get it. why do they need to arrest her. They should go after those who collected the money. Jimoh Ibrahim just paid $25 million. na wa o . money dey nigeria. how much una fit borrow me. Everybody get oilwell.

I think they should restore cecila and akingbola into other position because it can create problem. Bill gate is still part of microsoft but not in management. They need to restore both back.

do you find something really funny in posting stupid and irrelevant responses to threads. angry angry
Culture / Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by kristos(m): 10:09am On Aug 18, 2009
happy monika supremus erakamus, all i am karid: ajantule, you are all kpokponki.

@ ladysex: okpeke u are bembestic
@ all animales: see caution and apply chukwuemeka tarpaulin

I have seriously landed GBIM.
Religion / Re: Pastors Divided Over Sack Of Ighodalo Of Rccg by kristos(m): 9:59am On Aug 18, 2009
The pastor got married to his first wife before he got the "call". He has waited for ten years before deciding to remarry. we should look at some situations objectively. teh rules of the church is not immune to imperfection.
Does the church want him to be having illicit affairs with the young lady or quietly despatch his estranged wife to the land beyond. Most times these churches are so full of s**t.
Culture / Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by kristos(m): 1:40pm On Aug 17, 2009
The gods are wise, this is AB kris, XY adjutant bouncing on my 38.8tacles, i was tinatunad on that brutal day D by chief evangelist obi ugochukwu (Scorpion XVI), illya imobraska that is to say cashew in parenthesis.

To all i am karid, let your karibility shine so that comrados will onyopus the handwork of God.

To all the goat in sheep clothing, it was gbosaad in the book of bookosis that an obelente can only triax the arab emirates of her mamarado, at any atima that he shall tempt the centre of opio via sulenyu, the gods shall juwa that ,is to say titrate a brutal skirt and blouse on his mannerless coconut. Timpaa and sankoo awella.

@ladysex Okpeke may you walk and shine lasiriously, dayz be long to know you are imobraska.

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Family / Re: Ladies, Is It Right To Choose Friends For Your Husband? by kristos(m): 8:50am On Aug 14, 2009
This has somehow been a persistent problem in relationships and marriages. This is a man whohas known these friends foe almost all his life, just because you might not like the way such a person wears his/her clothes you ask him to cut off. it is easier said than done. I agree with some who has posted ealier: your friend should try to get close to this lady, and find out what it is about her, that makes her husband unwilling to let go of her. People asking her to call up old male friends is like asking her to "cut off her nose to spite her face", she might end up loosing her home. Friends are a part of us, some has stuck with us through thick and thin and i just don't let go of such friends because my wife said so.
Politics / Re: Hillary Clinton At War With Yar'adua And His Clowns by kristos(m): 8:15am On Aug 14, 2009
akigbemaru:

@Becomerich,

I must commend your good works, but the maps thing always got me frustrated. Remember, I used to cause you out and call you a bastard. Now, I could read between the lines the connotations of your messages. Igbo people want to eat their cake and still have it. They talk good in Yoruba front and talk bad when we turn back. We just got to let them know that we don't care about them too.[/b]Who told you Igbo has 29,000 km—ss? They included the 2,000km offshore, where British had already forecast that they would start oil exploration. If you remove the offshore area, they only have 27,000km. That’s way less than Oyo state.
Biafrans, just remember your IG governs 920,000 km. So, if you go back to your Biafra, he would only govern 27,000km.
With that being said, [b]you and I know that calling Igbos majority group in Nigeria is just a shibboleth not real anymore.
grin grin grin

you are a numbskull and a dimwit
Fashion / Re: Ugly and intelligent or beautiful and stupid? by kristos(m): 10:02am On Aug 03, 2009
if you have ever related with a beautiful idiot then you would opt for an ugly genuis anytime, anyday.
Romance / Re: Most Annoying Things Women Do by kristos(m): 11:24am On Jul 29, 2009
my girl get plenty wahala, but i guess that adds to the spice of the relationship. i sort of miss her wahala when she is not around.
Health / Re: Women After Abortion. by kristos(m): 1:08pm On Jul 21, 2009
my personal opinion: nobody has the moral stance to judge anybody concerning the choice he/she made. my girl had abortion and i was in there with her, and would not like her to go through such emotional trauma and pain again. But being judgemental about it is what i don't agree with, cos the person aborting damn well knows that it is a part of her that she is taking away, but she had to make that choice for a variety of reasons.
@ those turning up thier noses: can you honestly say that you haven't done it or encouraged somebody to do it before?

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Politics / Re: Mend (Jomo Gbomo) Speaks About Atlas Cove by kristos(m): 8:37am On Jul 20, 2009
i often hesitate to comment on the niger delta struggle and militancy, but there are some salient points that needs to be considered:
1. kidnapping potential investors and fellow citizens, does it help the niger delta agitation?

2. Bombing oil installations and spilling oil on your land , how does it affect the people in Government?

3. Making the niger delta region unsafe for habitation, does it affect Yaradua?

4. The ransome gotten from kidnapping and the money gotten from oil bunkering, what has MEND used it to do for those people they are agitating for?

I doubt the so called objectives of MEND and i think they are not totally representing the wishes of the niger delta people.
Autos / Re: Special Edition 2007 Honda Accord by kristos(m): 2:33pm On Jul 17, 2009
omg!! frigging nice ride. happy sales!
Events / Re: Happy Birthday Seun by kristos(m): 7:51am On Jul 17, 2009
happy birthday seun
Autos / Re: 1999/2000 Cheroke Jeep, I Want To Sell This Asap by kristos(m): 12:19pm On Jul 15, 2009
2m for that, come on be reasonable. BTW whats with the crap pictures? angry angry angry angry angry shocked
Health / Re: I Am In Love With A Sickler And I Want To Marry Her by kristos(m): 7:37am On Jul 01, 2009
eniolape:

It is difficult to marry a Sickler but at the same time is God that whose life. There is no probability that the AA will leave long than SS. Oh man if you real love this girl you can marry her. Your children cannot be SS.

thanks for the reply.

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Health / Re: I Am In Love With A Sickler And I Want To Marry Her by kristos(m): 2:35pm On Jun 29, 2009
Quote from: liquidman on June 27, 2009, 06:37 PM
Bro I don't think you know the danger ahead of you if you take that crucial step in your life. Have you ever witness a sickler in crisis?  Are  ready to spend night in the hospital? Are you ready to work and earn raw cash only to spend it on medication? etc
Please don't breing children that will leave their lives in pain and cry and regreat why they were born.etc.
BUT DON'T THROW YOUR ARM IN DESPAIR. AND IF YOU CAN DOUBT THIS YOU CAN BELIEVE IT. IN SIX MONTHS YOUR GIRL GENOTYPE CAN BE CHANGE FROM SS TO A S OR AA. DO I HEAR YOU SAY IS THAT TRUE? YES TRUE TALK "CHANGE YOUR GENOTYPE" IS IT BY OPERATION NO?, BY SPIRITUAL POWER NO?, BY ORTHODOX MEDICATION NO?. JUST SIX MONTHS ANYTHING ABOUT SICKLE CELL TRESS IN YOUR GIRL LIFE WILL BE A FORGOTHING ISSUE AND TESTIMONY. IF YOU KNOW YOU REALLY LOVE HER SEEK FOR HER FREEDOM FIRST BEFOR YOU MARRY HER. I KNOW THIS WILL RAISE DUST IN THE HOUSE BUT REGARDLESS OF WHAT SOME MAY SAY I HAVE DROP YOU A PRECIOUSE INFORMATION IN YOUR HAND. IF YOU WANT TO FIND OUT MORE CALL THE PERSON ON THIS NUMBER 08069234518. AM NOT ASKING YOU TO GIVED ME 10KOBO FOR GIVING YOU THIS INFORMATION NEITHER WILL I TAKE IF YOU GIVE ME.
MY REGARD LIQUIDMAN
[/quote]

I am not worried about bringing sicklers into the world because by simple genetics i can't.  Read my post again, i am AA. I am just worried about life expectancies of sicklers. [quote author=ezinne1212 link=topic=288940.msg4106851#msg4106851 date=1246281956]
It's tricky, but it's a chance i think you can take.

thanks, thats more like it.
Health / I Am In Love With A Sickler And I Want To Marry Her by kristos(m): 2:09pm On Jun 26, 2009
I am AA but seriouslyn in love with a SS girl. my family has thier objections regarding tyhe health of the girl saying that sicklers have low life expectancy. I need advise from fellow nairalanders.
Celebrities / Re: Michael Jackson Died: Cardiac Arrest by kristos(m): 8:49am On Jun 26, 2009
feel so sad for his demise, he w3as a legend
Autos / Re: Inspired, Jenju, Babeism, Viperman, Adexcarz, Et Al (honda 07 Europe) by kristos(m): 10:29am On May 13, 2009
@ inspired
how much is that beauty u posted?
Autos / Re: Fresh Toyota Yaris For Sale(tokunbo) by kristos(m): 8:51am On Apr 24, 2009
[color=#000099][/color] i think the standard procedure for posting adverts on NL includes postuing pics and VIN. Yhe current practice of posting a wonderful caption for people to peruse without a corresponding pic is tiresome and shows non- conformance to the rules of the forum.

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