₦airaland Forum

I like nairalanders. They are very good at picking errors but very bad at correcting them. Now all the grammarians in the house, somebody should correct the '...live witness of this horrible incidence...'The poster needs to know how to say it right. Over to you....

How come nobody paid attention to this post, its been 3 years. Please anybody with valid information on this should reply.I also need to know

dafuq are u saying? Because some bunch of scientist said so, so its right? Go study ur biology.. whatever they came up was based on numbers of women-eating-banana with sons and not an actual observation of the effects of banana on implantation or fertilization... until it become proven that women can produce Y chromosome, this research is baseless and just a mere coincidence.

I think the effect does not lie in the implantation or fertilization nor has anything to do with the production of chromosomes. What i think it does is to increase the alkalinity of the woman's cervical mucus which enables the y chromosome to swim faster and survive more then the x chromosome thereby giving the y a better chance to fertilize the egg. Studies have shown that male sperms survive better in alkaline environment while the female are more active in acidic ph.

I wrote jamb 2009 and scored 228. UP till today i am still wondering why jamb scored me 56 in my best subject instead of 96. I am sure i answered 48 questions correctly in that particular subject and the 2 that i wasn't sure of i left them blank. I know I scored higher than what the mark i was given.When am ready to sue they must produce my answer script.Its Very annoying

But this cant be the list we have been waiting for. Did anyone check the date and other details on the list? Looks like list of people who have already been appointed.

dasparrow: @Post

If that is truly his baby then congratulations are in order. However, I do not think that baby is his. He and his wife Nneoma got married on December 10th 2011 (8 months ago). That baby looks like she is already clocking 6 months old. So when exactly did Chinedu's wife get pregnant and carry the baby 9 months in her womb and then give birth to a currently 6 months old looking baby?

Tomorrow now, when I say many Nigerians are not bright but rather daft and ignorant, some of you will get upset.

My exact thought. Nigerians are so ignorant and blind. Blind because they should have seen from her wedding pictures that she wasn't pregnant and this is just 8 months after her wedding plus the baby is already grown. Hisssssssss

Guys and ladies, really need sound advice please, Just opened this account for obvious reasons but I ve been an avid follower of the inputs SOME of you make to people in distress and I think it's useful. The situation is this,

I am a single lady, late twenties , had a intimate encounter 2 weeks ago with someone and used protection but now I ve started getting a skin rash which I only get when I am pregnant, how is it possible after using a condom which didn't burst, I am baffled. Similar thing happened years back as a student and let me just say I was practically disowned by my parents for 'bringing disgrace and shame to family' , lost that pregnancy, now I am working but not in a relationship

The koko is that I am not in a relationship now so goes back to me becoming a single mum which will complete the disowning process for me (my family are the type you havent seen, my age is just a number to them) or I find someone to accept me and baby and get married for sake of it, although am not in a relationship, someone has been pestering me to be in one with him and I don't really like him but seems beggars can't choose

It really baffles me why some ladies just get pregnant when they re not even married.

igbo boy:
Na only Chineke/Oluwa/ Oghene/Allah/Amadioha/olisa/Chukwu can save this God forsaken country,

Masses suffering, politicians busy chopping ego, i sympathize with the victims of the flood

You pray that God should save us and you still called us God forsaken, that's contradictory

mushino:
it seems that some ibadan residents are really enjoying this "gift of nature" or how can somebody in his right senses be swimming in this very dirty brown and ugly looking water as if he's swimming inside the eko hotels swimming pool

shame on you

[quote author=aloy/emeka link=topic=754559.msg9105102#msg9105102 date=1315478553]Those people look like people struggling to survive the flood or people enjoying the natural swimming pool God gave them?. Look at the picture again and tell me whether they are struggling to stay afloat the water or swim across the water. Are you kidding me?[/quote]This Emeka aloy is so so dumb. How on earth do you think those people will go about their dailly activities without swimming into that flood. Or you dont know it will take days for that water to dry up. I think you need to be in their shoes before you would understand that they are actually not swimming for pleasure .

Chidoxyl:
On Introduction Day? Y wear d same outfit? Me think wearing d same outfit is absurd cos Introduction is not Engagement. Your Introduction day is a day appointed 4 your family members 2 meet d lady's family members in their home & make your intention 2 marry their daughter known 2 them. It is also a day dat could be termed as your first official visit 2 your would-be inlaws.

Now, y come 2 make your intention 2 marry my daughter known 2 me wen both U & my daughter are already wearing d same outfit? Do U not understand that wearing d same outfit means U guys are already running things. So, if U both are already running things, wat then becomes d essence of d Introduction?

Now listen. Once I see U guys dressed dis way, I take it 2 be an INSULT to d lady's family (my family as d lady's father). And me seeing it as an insult could lead me 2 taking a very unpleasant decision.

Hence, wearing Identical outfits For Introduction should not even be an option 2 d 2 'unknown families', talk-less of being compulsory!

What of a couple trying to do introduction and traditional marriage the same day. How would you suggest they dress?

norrisman:
Definitely the most M.U.M.U comment I have ever seen on Nairaland,

seconded

abimbolar:
Now thats "the most stupidest mistake ever made by mtn" how dare they migrate me out of my plan without prior notice and my consent. Well, thank GOD for etisalat, Mtn will regret this unthoughtful action. With just 100 bucks you can cliq with your peeps for 7 days. Now guys, tell me thats not AWESOME!

Pls brief me more, I just got an etisalat line. You mean you should have N100 on the phone to do free midnight calls, just like mtn?

naanmin:
Op,
Paygo and Talkon no longer exist. Mtn nw hav new plans. They are:
Funlink Reloaded(with 12bucks per minute 4 mtn calls n 24bucks per minute for oda ntwks. There is a daily acces fee of 25bucks afta whch u enjoy your nyt calls<dnt 4gt d 100bucks oh>, 40 free sms during midnyt cal n 3mb of data)
Nxt is super saver aka talkon reloaded(stil offers regressive billing except nw its for both on and offnet calls wit 12bucks per minute to sm selectd countries)
Last is Family n frnds expanded or HVC(u gt 8 mtn numbas 1 intnl n 1 offnet as faf. U cal d mtn numbas at 10bucks n d remainin 2 numbas at 12bucks)
NB: Msgn rates remain d same n midnyt call's only on funlink reloaded

Thanks for the info. Please how do i migrate to this Reloaded Funlink? Its so frustrating I cant make midnight calls anymore without being charged. I ve checked their website but it didnt help

Hi Folks, Please does anyone know if MTN has stopped their free midnight calls. I was making calls last night thinking it was free not knowing I was being charged and was surprised when i heard 'one minute remaining'.  When i checked my account balance my N350 airtime was gone and instead of the normal PAYGO balance as they normally write, they wrote Family and Friends. Could this mean anyone on Family and Friends can no longer make free night calls  or have they stopped free calls entirely. Please anyone with similar experience?

Breaking my hair in the name of combing while retouching and even during ordinary washing/setting, using their over mixed conditioner that would have no effect on the hair. Then after working on braking my hair, they would say my hair has split ends and needs trimming and they will go ahead and barb my hair in the name of trimming with some parts shorter than the rest. And they would trim it at every retouch such that my hair stops growing. It also annoys me how some of them will accept to do a style they know nothing of and you end up loosing the hair the same day. I so much dread going to the saloon. Too many amateur among them

Please where can i find a fitness centre around Egbeda, Lagos

Hello ladies in the house. Please does anyone know how to prepare achicha,  a delicacy from enugwu state

zoraro:
And you can't write correct English.

hehehe!, see kettle calling pot black

Please does anybody have the picture of this 13-year old? Would like to see what actually attracted him.

Time bomb- staring Enebeli Enebuwa, Charles Okafo, etc
Squad 23-Starring Liz Benson, Saint Obi, etc
. I watched these two movies on tv several years ago and they were so so intresting. Pls anyone know where I can get them should hola a me, I ve checked all movie stores within my reach but cant find them.

So he is married?

What is the possible cause of mouth tasting bitter while drinking water or brushing after sleep?

puerile

jassie:
<sub>Oluwaseun Osewa, O ku ojo ibi o, waa lo opolopo ojo laye.

Buffday boi</sub>

speaking in tongues? pls interpret.
Happy birthday Seun, keep the good work going. We all laf u

All these ones born in July? Hope you all are telling the truth shaa

My mum loves my elder sister most cos her husband is VERY RICH

Wokeyim:
I'm sure some GTB staff started this thread and called many more of his colleagues to join in defence of the bank.

There you go wrong, the facts stand undoubtedly that gtb is the best. Have you ever been to any of their banking halls, welcoming atmosphere, undelayed transaction, no queues, I cant count how many times i ve had to withdraw from their atm machines with my oceanic atm card. on a particular occasion in Akowonjo area of Lagos where 6 different banks were located, only gtb atm machine was working, thank God for them i would ve been stranded that sunday. should i talk about their security, the way the would attend to you at the entrance and serve you as if you are a mini god. In fact, countless other reasons make me to thumb up for GTB.

al-queda
u must have patronized a whole lot of women of easy virture, sorry for your life
its really incredible the way some nigerians like Martass talk about Nigeria, you guys are also contributing to the problem of this country, the more you speak evil about Nigeria, the worse it gets. When you guys should be thinking of how to improve the economy of your country, you re there speaking negatively against it. Shame on you guys.

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=287682.msg4078089#msg4078089 date=1245797193]Which one is the mother? [/quote]Please help me ask. Mother or sister?

Pls anybody have details of the accident that happened at Lagos-Ibadan expressway on saturday? A similar accident happened on the same road some time ago where a fuel tanker collided with several vehicles and set them all ablaze with the passengers inside. What is happening on that road? There was even a newspaper headline that once captioned it a 'blood sucking road'. What is wrong with that road?

hehe!! Poster na waooooooooo!!!!!!!!! what do u intend to write, we men, woman or women? Tell us lets know the right verb and the tense to use . this is so hilarious, abeg forward to jokes section