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modath:
Awwhhhh

Gbam!! Did you hear that sound?? That is my head blowing up... .. Thanks for the compliments, I have some plans, just waiting for the right time..

Thanks once again...

Watching u closely Modath...soon I'll be asking for your email address .In d meantime keep em sensible comments coming

SeverusSnape:
What the hell is wrong with this man

He always makes negative prophecies and never proffers solution for the impending doom.

As for the attacks, This is a wake up call for European countries, You don't openly welcome terrorist Mohammedans into your country and expect them to be peaceful, never!...The E.U better make more stringent laws about immigration especially from the middle east and all ISLAMIC countries.

I've not been my self today because of those attacks, Indeed, This religion of peace is really pissful.

RIP to all the dead.

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Dude a prophet can only say what God told him to say and not say what the people like to hear because it's good or bad news and in this case he did proffer a solution...he said THEY SHOULD PRAY...so what more do you want?
try not to talk down or disrespect men of God so that God does not smite u in His wrath

CARLOSZ:
None of the above, the players just want mou to be sacked.
Datz all.


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Bobby Carlos:

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Guy I for like one wrap of d weed wey make ya face dey draw like dat

chuna1985:
But wen GEJ was in power, u won't ask for evidence, Rather u will start screaming clueless.

sorry I only relate with adults

Pictures along with a verified statement from the State Commisioner of Police of I didn't believe it

MizMyColi:
I thought as much.

Isn't it befuddling that they (Obasanjo and Buhari) are now seeming best of friends?
Talk of undiluted hypocrisy.
Now I believe those who scream that Buhari might have made compromises that are detrimental to us as a people.

Has anyone noticed that Jonathan is the only man without military ties who ever ruled this country post 1999?
Yaradua's Brother was a military man.
The military still run this country under the guise of democracy

Every discerning mind should ruminate on that.

Interesting comments you made there, I'm impressed.
Meanwhile were you at a pool party in Ikoyi yesterday?

bushdoc9919:


Kukuma the robber...

Kukuma wants to go and rob Chief Alalio'shouse...

Kukuma: I wan go for operation, make I consult the Tortoise...

(enters the ''shrine'')

Kukuma : O Great Tortosie....should I go for the operation at Chief Alalio's house...?

Tortoisein tortosie language). Mummuke d's otismme kxrdat dmurke soolke (Why is this bipedal abberation disturbing my sleep. Besides I cannot even understand his tongue. Maybe if I nod...he will go away).

Tortoise nods.

Kukuma : Thank you great tortoise. I am grateful (takes gun and heads out).

Unfortunately, Kukuma was caught by the Police.

Kukuma and tortoise at the station.

SARGE: Do you admit to robbing Chief'shouse?

Kukuma :No...I did not do anything....na this useless tortoise wey decieve me o!

Tortosie: Mekjhu dii lxsertusoe meinqie saeuytlkeser (I want to eat cabbage).

LWKMD.....Guy U don kolo o....but u never know yet

iyatrustee:
I am yet to understand what sexual satisfaction a man gets from a minor.

very tight and sweet puny is what they get and not LAGOS Ibadan express way like most girls nowadays.
don't get me wrong I don't support molestation of minors

arabianights:
Was in the bulk room of a first generation bank and crowd was quite bad ( yet they say no money ).There were some igbo men that had come to deposit quite an amount of money and had been conversing loudly in their dialect not caring that they were been a nuisance.
All of a sudden a white man comes in and the teller receives his cash whilst ignoring the hisses and insults of customers.

The igbo men, trust them started insulting the man and went ahead to add more in their dialect,the white man then,calmly turnsto them and responded to them in IGBO language then went on to add a few more sentences... the whole bulk room kept shut out of shock of course.I turned to him in amazement to ask him on how he learnt igbo and he smiled and responded to me fluently in HAUSA.

Apparently, he had been there before every one else but the account number was wrong and he was told he couldnt make calls in the banking hall, he then went out to make a call and wait for the right account number.On his return,hE went straight to the teller as she had assured him
that when he returned ,he wouldnt have to join the queue again.The teller should have explained to all instead of ignoring customers.


Any way my point is that these white men are smatter than us, they learn our languages so as to enable themselves settle in and do business whilst most of us go to their countries and come back the same people we were when we left if not worse.

ABEG no mind all these people forming that they're smart and rejecting the idea that the white men are smarter than us.If we are smart then how come we are suffering so much in a country God has blessed with abundant natural and human resources? how come we mostly dream of escaping our own country to the white man's country in search of a better life? I can list twenty countries in the world that DONT have a fraction of the resources we have but yet they live a far more superior quality of life than us and yet some of you sit down and say they're not smarter than us? the very fact that we don't know we're foolish is itself a big problem because you can be only start to solve a problem when u acknowledge that the problem exists.
OP no mind all these people jare..OYINBO get sense pass us by far and the evidence is there for all to see.If UNA like make Una dey deceive unaselves.

yanabasee:
This is Bullshitting the blacks..... Mikel is a good player and he delivers about 70% of his passes very accurate....!!!!

Majorly vertical non penetrative passes because he dey fear make dem no say na him 'spoil ball'.

Congrats young man may God continue to lift you higher
but why u come dey excite over 100+ salary na?
anyway just keep at it and quite soon the salary will be approaching a Mill...then u go know say u don arrive

rosudo:
Three bed rm flat, @ agungi 800k
2bedrm flat @ liason 1.2
80855536175*80138248835

is your three bedroom still available?what part of agungi is it?is it a flood free road?

CR77:
I'm still waiting for them to equate N1 to $1,cos if them no do am thunder wey go fire dem still dey do press up

Are you not too pretty to dey yarn Opata?try and be as creative with your comments as God was in creating your pretty face

haywire07:
Did miss gwagwalada think we are for jokes? Gerrarahere jor!

simple English is a bigger problem in Nigeria than we know o...smh and blaming GEJ

Durentt:
I learnt first borns carry all the acenstral curses from their greatest grandfada's up to their father's and thats why they are less successful and most of dem run mad sometimes. #i wouldnt dare marry a first born

Exodus 13:2"Consecrate to me every firstborn male. The first offspring of every womb among the Israelites belongs to me, whether human or animal."

Exodus 34:19
"The first offspring of every womb belongs to me, including all the firstborn males of your livestock, whether from herd or flock

Luke 2:23
(as it is written in the Law of the Lord, "Every firstborn male is to be consecrated to the Lord",


failure by most to comply with the above leads to the problems most first Borns are facing.God was very clear in his instructions about first Borns.

No dulling all first Borns facing challenges right now Return to God, you belong to Him.He called you all.Ansewer His call

This is the man who gave the Lion of bourdillon the title 'Jagaban'....which translates to 'warrior' . Most people think Jagaban is just Tinubus guy name but it is actually a traditional title bestowed upon him by the Emir who just passed away.The Jagaban of Borgu .
This Emir was a powerful man and a power broker.He allegedly organised and hosted the 'peace' talks between IBB and PMB when it became clear that PMB was gonna be the next C-in C .I fit give more gist but I tire to type
May his soul RIP

OSANOBUA!! This Toolz ehn! Getting married next year....is okay.....so u mean say one man go just park that Bentley inside him bedroom ,come dey yansh am as he like? Thumbs up to d nigga man....Na big fish U catch

angieberry:
I pity your wife already.

Ignorance....how about if I tell u that I have a one in a billion wife?she organizes threesomes for us...she finds the girl,invites her,gets her relaxed and why does she do all this?because she'd rather do it than let me free doing it by myself in the world.Now try to process that with your limited mind....I pity you and your husband already coz being real isn't easy...folks like to deceive themselves

PunkyVeer:
Maybe try do it in exciting places just to spice things up. The higher the risk of getting caught, the better

Sex to me is a mental thing. Maybe you should try adopt a more enthusiastic approach/mindset to it. Hell, close your eyes & pretend he is Usher if that'll get your rocks off. Use your imagination. I believe people get bored because they want to be bored. With enough creativity in your head, it'll be like banging a new guy every night

please enlighten us....is banging a new guy every night exciting for girls?

kayo80:
Hmm! This reminds me of one time in 2011, when I got so drunk at my friend's bach eve, and I found myself at Ojuelegeba market around 6 am, with an angry mob that was ready to beat me to death. I didn't know what I had done, and I was too drunk to make up a coherent sentence, so I asked for a pen and paper to express myself. The slap I received after that brought back my senses. I later found out that the person that was meant to take me home hit someone, and when I came down to check the person, he drove off...leaving me with the wolves.

Guy u dey tAke risk o...dem for Alu you for ojuelegba....mean while dat your friend wey run leave u NA big idiot

angieberry:
Quote of the day: "show me a man in Nigeria who doesn't cheat"
This maje don baje final final!
Poor, poor Toke!

Like it or not it's the truth.
I wonder when women will get it t
hat boys will be boys...stop trying to be the only one and instead focus more on being number one

sanandreas:
Were you voted to sack people? No single job created but you re sacking. We were scammed.

Guy try and see the big picture,the bad eggs in the system need to go so that the system can function properly...only then can new job opportunities begin to materialise...eg since the ban on poultry products only this govt has shown seriousness in enforcing it.My guys in the poultry business are jubilating because it means more business for them.More business means expansion which will need more hands which will mean employing new hands....u dey catch the gist?

EggovinMma:
Yours is better. Remembered when I almost died in between December 23 - January 3rd 2010 after Premier Hospital diagnosed me with malaria/typhoid. All the medications given to me stalled my stooling. For the very first time In my life I told God to take my life. Worst is, i had to ly in the toilet, couldn't stand and couldn't sit, was in pains as I couldn't get it out, was like I was in labour.My ex had to help me shave my hair because I demanded it.


Hmmmmm . Doctor said it was the anti biotics injections administered.Very bad experience.


Modifie
I hope you guys know i was referring to the hair on my head and not the pubic one?

Actually I was thinking you were talking about the hair around your vagina and rectum,I sure wasn't envying him for that task.....eeeew

braine:
I want to go back to Calabar!

Me too Calabar dey hungry me to go!

kestolove95:
Dix is d result of to much igbo nd liquor

and how would an ajebo looking cutie like u know the effects of too much Igbo and liquor? U dey indulge?or u just dey hear people dey gist am?

Jayne2014:
Bros, no vex oh. Are you paid to hype the government? Seriously, Goebbels will be envious of you.
Please note that I am neither APC nor PDP.
I am for total restructuring of the foundation.

Not only Goebbells would this guy make envious but also Okupe, Abati, Chukwumerije, Oliseh Mettu and maybe even Femi Adesina.
Midolians are you sure you're Kenyan?

Bonapart:
Mob did the worst: why take his life.
He has nothing to lose but his family

I hate jungle justice

Are they bloodthirsty in that part of the country or is it me?After the Alu murders we thought mob lynching would cool down in those parts.I pity d family sha.

ammyluv2002:
None of the above

Ok tell me you're more interested in the character abi?if I hear....

Editor1:
Coming from a dullard who doesn't know the different between technocrats and administrators.
The same difference between a university graduate and a polythecnic graduate....while the later does the chunk of the job practically, the former's idea is key to coordination and proper management, which includes supervision!


A 'ministerless' Nigeria is already causing more harm dan good and ur still blabbing...continue!!

what manner of slowpoke are you?If u don't know jack try shutting up

ammyluv2002:
Seriously, na only me no care about six packs? As in I'm not moved

So what do you care about?The six pack in the wallet? aka wallet pack?

appini:
He's deceiving himself. Buhari is Boko haram!

is it possible for a human being to be so stupid....can u substantiate your above statement or u think its enough to just open your mouth and clarify to the world how stupid you really are?punk if u have nothing constructive to say or can't back up what u say why not simple shut the F up?